BOWSETTE- Peach’s Perspective
(I listened to Bowsette by The Chalkeaters…so I decided to write a parody of the song from Peach’s side of things!! Hope ya enjoy!! >:) )
They keep on coming non stop
I’m the one in their sights,
It’s quite a fright!
Too many times a day some [creative insult] comes over to rob me of my freedom,OUT OF SPITE!
3,4,5 times a week,at least.
Honestly at this point,it’s really no shock!
Do tell,how did getting kidnapped BECOME A FULLTIME JOB?!?!
The anger boils up inside me,demanding for an answer.
Is it true? Let’s review! Am I just here so those can gander?!
Still holding on to some hope,I see the plumber and was dazzled!
But somebody gave up,and left me in that stupid castle!
All these years,I didn’t fight back for myself-
Hard to tell,why the h- Did I stay sitting in that cell?!
So he’s not he’s interested anymore? Oh well.
TIME TO BREAK OUT OF THAT FRAGILE SHELLLLL~!!!
I’m sorry,I was in another castle
Seems you care for someone else,I fear!
You got some power up to solve your problems.
Sure,that’s great! Have fun,dear.
Sure go on,blame me for romantic frustrations.
Just let me rule my kingdom,are we clear?
Your princess is still in another castle.
I’m out there,have fun here!
I’M (hecking) SICK OF ALL THIS (stuff :> )!!! THIS ALL ENDS UP BEING MY FAULT?!
TO HEAR I’M THE ONE TO BLAME FOR MY KIDNAPPINGS?? DO YOU THINK I LOCK MYSELF IN A VAULT?!
I’VE BEEN MAKING SURE MY KINGDOM’S SAFE,I TOOK ON THE BRUTALITY!!!
And yet you all complain I lack a sense of personality.
I baked your selfish self a cake,and you complain when you don’t get more-
-out of me,right when I say I’m not interested,you compare me to the bourgeois?!
I’M DONE!! And if that Koopa Queen comes for another kidnapping…
Then I’m sorry to say,BUT IT’S HER NECK THAT I’LL BE SNAPPING!!!!
I’m sorry,I was in another castle
Seems you care for someone else,I fear!
You got some power up to solve your problems,
I’m out there-
You,know,I’m happier staying here! :0
Not my fault for your romantic frustrations!
Just let me rule my kingdom,are we clear?
You’re Princess isn’t coming to your castle.
SHE’S BETTER OFF HERE!!!
Woaaaaah!
Woaaaaah!
She’s better off here!
Woaaaaah!
Woaaaaah!
She’s better off here!
You’re Princess isn’t coming to your castle.
(And if that Koopa Queen comes for another kidnapping…)
I’m better off here!
Your Princess isn’t coming to your castle
(Then I’m sorry to say,BUT IT’S HER NECK THAT I’LL BE SNAPPING!!!!)
I’M BETTER OFF HERE!!!!!
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