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aldarquen · 8 months

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Silmarillion nonsense inspired by TLOU memes from @ellliemilller

Featuring art from the talented @sauroff

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glorfindelofgondolin · 1 year

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#lotr memes #silmarillion memes #tolkien memes #galadriel #frodo #sauron #stupid sexy sauron #annatar #lotr funny #lotr incorrect quotes

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marimosalad · 1 year

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Now Sauron's lust and pride increased, until he knew no bounds, and he determined to make himself master of all things in Middle-earth, and to destroy the Elves, and to compass if he might, the downfall of Númenor. He brooked no freedom nor any rivalry, and he named himself Lord of the Earth. A mask he still could wear so that if he wished he might deceive the eyes of Men, seeming to them wise and fair.

— The Silmarillion

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(Click for higher res; tumblr preview sucks)

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solmarillion · 6 months

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Annatar? More like...

Nyannatar ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Since catboy Sauron is pretty much canon, here's everyone's favorite little meow-meow Annatar in a cute pose for Celebrimbor, complete with a maid outfit!💕 How can anyone resist?

Drawn for Scribbles & Drabbles 2023 (@fall-for-tolkien). Look forward to reading @i-did-not-mean-to's fic when reveals are live!🐈

#annatar #celebrimbor #sauron #mairon #scribbles and drabbles 2023 #silvergifting #silmarillion #stupid sexy sauron #catboy #lord of the rings #soleil's artwork

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lady-of-imladris · 1 year

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Guys did Halbrand ever say "I am Sauron" CAN WE BE SURE???

#stupid sexy sauron #the dork lord #all hours are halbrand hours #halbrand #sauron #the rings of power #rings of power

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phoenixrisesoncemore · 9 months

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So husband asked me what the writing on my reproduction One Ring said, so I spoke it to him in Black Speech (it's literally the only thing I can say accurately out of all of Tolkien's languages--stop judging me) and his response (which made me laugh rather hysterically) was: "why was that kinda hot?"

#stupid sexy sauron #tolkien #lord of the rings #sauron

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pursuitseternal · 7 months

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Return to “Touch the Darkness…”

An update so nice, I NSFW’d twice…

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mayyourbaconburn · 11 months

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Okay okay, you got me

Did I say I was King of the Southlands? Oops. Honest mistake.

Little doodle while I think of how to end my Ao3 fic, 'If You Go.'

#trop fanfiction #haladriel #galadriel x sauron #stupid sexy sauron #sauron x galadriel #sauron #mairon #the rings of power #lotr trop #lotr rp #lotr rings of power #the lord of the rings #lotr fanart #galadriel x halbrand #halbrand #trop fanart

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steve-needs-a-hug · 1 year

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i posted this on reddit too (r/HarFEET) but i thought i might as well drop it here too lmao

#the rings of power #trop #trop memes #waldreg #theo #saurbrand #stupid sexy sauron #my meme #adar rings of power #halbrand #sauron rop

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drartslog · 1 year

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Second part of:

Mom *texts*: I finished it.

Me: you finished wat? You finished ROP??

Mom: yeah

Me *calls in*: okay how did it go?

Mom: WEEEELLLLLLLLL

Me: you can't imagine how hard I kept myself from laughing when you said you have no idea wat sauron is & not one minute later said halbrand is hot

Mom: WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

Mom: sauron or not, he's still hot tho

Me: oh, welcome to the Hot Sauron TM club.

Mom: especially that last shot with him, he looked like Lermontov's Demon, so poetic

Me: oh, mom, you're really deep down the drain, aren't u

Mom: what can I say, he's really sexy

Bonus:

Me: so how was the show with the human!Halbrand? Cause I guessed Sauron in him, like, his 2nd line 2nd episode

Mom: uh, he's the least well-written and understandable character. He just is and gets dragged around

Mom: STILL HOT THOUGH, I was captivated by the actor every time he appeared

#rip mom #stupid sexy sauron #it would seem she simps even more than i do #although she generally doesnt like the baddies at all #drart says #sauron #mairon #rings of power #trop amazon #lotr rings of power #rop amazon

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aldarquen · 1 year

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"𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟; 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑢𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒.”

“𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑟, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝐺𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝."

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐎𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐀𝐠𝐞

After giving more gifts this Christmas than previous years, I felt compelled to illustrate my favorite antagonist. ✨💛

Graphite and ink on toned paper, 2022

#stupid sexy sauron #annatar #my art #LOTR #silmarillion #tolkien #fantasy art #silmart #silvergifting #celebrimbor #annatar x celebrimbor #second age #lord of the rings #the silmarillion #silm art #traditional art #tolkien fanart #mansplain manipulate manwhore #Mairon

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hazelmaines · 9 months

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WGA Strike Captain Gal meets SAG Himbo Hal on the picket line 🥰 Written in support of @fandomstrikesback (looking for ways to help people affected by the strikes? Consider donating to Green Envelope, which provides direct relief to people who need groceries!)

If the show had better writing, Galadriel would be less insulted. But no. Hell is just an overdone take on the devil, stuck on earth, wreaking havoc and making panties drop while trying to repent from his evil ways. It's silly. It's fluff. And Galadriel knows the real reason they keep winning the ratings game. It's that himbo over there in a tropical shirt and cargo shorts.

Stupid, sexy Satan.

Read on AO3

#haladriel #my fic #otp: bind yourself to me #galadriel x halbrand #halbrand x galadriel #haladriel modern au #fandom strikes back #fandom goes on strike #picket line meet cute #stupid sexy sauron!!!!!#kinda #wga solidarity #sag-aftra solidarity

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marimosalad · 1 year

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I don’t see this ridiculously handsome pic being circulated around enough.