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mysuperiors · 2 days

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Pussies flood and fags fall to their knees at His coming.

#straight superiority #men are superior #male worship #alpha master #six pack

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gummistovelhomsa · 4 months

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Asics is still and Forever will be, my favorite old school Running shoes brand 👟🤤😍 Gonna lick as many of them as possible in the next year and have the MALE OWNERS SEE ME SNIFFING OUT OF THEIR Shoe/Sneakers 👟

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bluegiragi · 8 months

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bag of tricks

early access + nsfw on patreon

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ash-and-starlight · 8 months

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Every Day i think about the official radiant emperor Fuck Tier List

#my very soul is being ripped apart at the seams so i need to deflect with haha silly humor #but genuinely they were so crazy for this #reading the entire book with this in mind was. an Experience #i need every author to do it for their characters it should be at the intro of every book #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #send post #also crazy that this list only includes The Guys bc like #one superior tier has to go to madame zhang for obvious reasons #and Another even higher straight up heavenly one for ma yingzi #her pussy so good it makes u feel mercy and compassion and empathy for the first time in your life #it turns irredeemable ruthless bitches into law abiding citizens

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realreadysetrose · 1 month

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Genuinely terrified to take photos with Lil Cal he freaks me out so much

#his eyes stare straight into your soul #his pupils kept following the camera I was ready to chuck him across the room #I did paint the sword just for Hal bc he is The Superior Twin #and then was In Trouble when I went to take photos for Dirk and realized my sword now had circuit designs all over it #it’s fine Hal gets the cool sword and Dirk gets Gods Most Cursed Puppet #the way the comic intended #dirk strider #hal strider #lil hal #homestuck

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autistic-beshelar · 2 years

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rue is, i think, in love with the idea of love.

they set a wager. the lords of the wing will find true love in this romantic, ephemeral bloom, if they only seek it. they can win it, as though it’s a game.

they long to abolish the courts. their own court has never held any love for them - why would any other court be different? a court stifles, a court smothers, a court suffocates love. the courts must be abolished, so that love can bloom. true love, love that is unfettered by politics, or station, or duty.

they are the architect of the bloom. the hunt, the heart. the dance. the potions. they will pour love into a cup and the guests will drink their fill. fae from across the realms will fall in beautiful, perfect love at rue’s hand.

they have become the arbiter of love. when an engagement between a cruel prince and a wild goblin is set, what else can they do but judge it unfit? it was not love, it was not true.

they share a moment in a forest with a venerated captain. he is tall, as they are. he is clawed, as they are. he is a beast, as they are, and so beautiful for it. they fall fast, and hard, and heavy. and perhaps it is only the nature of queerness, of a life lived behind a mask, yearning for the faintest spark, that causes them to love so fast.

or perhaps they did not truly fall in love with hob at all. for they did not see him.

they fell in love with a reflection of themself.

except, of course, that hob is not a reflection of rue. hob is his own person, and like any real person, he cannot live up to an idea. and while rue is on a wonderful journey of revelation and self acceptance, it is baffling to them that someone else’s love does not always mirror their own.

rue, in an act of bravery and vulnerability and hope, removed their mask. and they long so very much to remove hob’s - but he has never worn a mask. he has always been exactly as he is - a soldier, devoted and dutiful. an outsider, used and abused by his court. rue’s true form was hidden by their court, while hob’s otherness has always been mercilessly exposed.

rue loves hob for the idea of who he could be, if he could simply unmask as they did. but hob needs, just as rue does, to be loved for who he is.

#this really went from 'rue doesn't truly understand love and is fucked up about it'#to 'rue thinks hob's story is one of queerness but it is in fact of neurodivergence'#and while rue could pass #hob never could #this hurt me to write btw.#a court of fey and flowers #delloso de la rue #captain kp hob #i see a LOT of talk about rue's story being a queer one #which it very very deliberately and wonderfully is #but i see the same being said of hob #and i'm not saying it's wrong to see hob's story as a queer one too #but to me hob's entire narrative is so clearly an autistic one #the abuse and manipulation and straight up gaslighting that he has received from his superiors #reads so clearly as authority figures taking advantage of a neurodivergent person #his whole... inability to accept that anyone could love him for who he is #the way he is othered not so much for how he looks #but for his BEHAVIOUR #for things that are blatant autistic traits #that's... that's an autistic narrative for sure.#not to say that hob isn't also queer #and of course there is so so much overlap between queer stories and autistic stories #but i think that #rue is only seeing their experience as a queer person #they aren't understanding that hob's experience is different than theirs #because he is autistic #also for many other reasons but like. look. we're talking autism babey.#and also i'm not saying rue can't also be autistic or neurodivergent in some way #but they don't have the same experience as hob does

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mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess · 17 days

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I feel it in my soul that contrary to popular belief, mean and evil-looking Hua Cheng drinks the sweetest coffee with milk, whipped cream and 47 creamers and toppings

And sweet darling Xie Lian drinks coffee as black as the inside of the Mount Tonglu during moonless nights

And nobody believes this to be true even if they see it with their own eyes

#feng xin drinks ice coffee with 7 shots of espresso #mu qing drinks tea only #and has a superiority complex abt it probably #ling wen injects coffee straight in her bloodstream #tgcf

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bedtimegiraffe · 3 months

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Headcanon Height Chart

Here's my head canon line up for the characters along with my reasoning. I'd love to hear how other people picture them!

Actual Data

"The average orc stands six and a half feet tall." (Lore Tablet 1)

"Female orcs are stronger than males." (Lore Tablet 1)

"Elves are taller than humans, standing an average of just over six feet fall." (Lore Tablet 1)

"[Humans are] smaller than orcs and shorter than elves." (Lore Tablet 1)

Assumptions

In the real word, the average person is about 5'4" (5'2' for assigned female at birth, 5'6" for assigned male at birth). I picked 5'6" as the average human height across sexes for conceptual symmetry (about 6 inches between the average height for each race).

In the real world, males tend to be taller than females. I am applying this to humans and elves, but not to orcs, as orc females tend to be stronger (which I'm somewhat spuriously correlating with height).

For the chart itself, it's a general art rule to have a person's crotch/wrists at about half of their height. That put the 'floor' for everyone's full body sprites at about 2 feet. I did not stretch or squish anyone. It looks kind of whack to me, but I have no solution for that.

Character Specific Lines

"You bump into a tall man [Mal] heading out of the village!" (Book 1, Chapter 1) Mal is taller than the average human man.

"An exceptionally bulky cocoon thrashes and bursts apart. Prince Baldur tumbles out." (Book 1, Chapter 9) Baldur is unusually large.

"[Nia] You were puny and insignificant before." and "Leave me alone, tiny man [Mal]." (Book 2, Chapter 12) Valax may just be trying to insult everyone, but I'm taking this as she's taller than both of them.

"The bed's too small." (Book 2, Chapter 17) This could be Imtura just wanting an excuse to go at it on the desk, but I'm choosing to believe she's taller than her mother. I cannot imagine Queen Ventra putting up with a suboptimal bed for herself.

Just Vibes

Nia just gives me short girl energy.

I could have sworn that somewhere Aerin is described as the smaller prince, but I couldn't find it. We know Baldur is stronger than Aerin, so I guess I just assumed he's also taller?

I picture Aerin as shorter than average, contributing to his whole *gestures vaguely at him* complex.

For Mal, I feel like it's easier to do rogue-ing if you're not super tall.

I just think it's neat if Valax is big.

Bonus Imtura next to Aerin to drive home how terrifying I imagine her 'lifting him off his feet by the scruff of his shirt' would be-

#Fighting my very flawed gut feelings about what 'tall' means coming from a family where my grandpa is 6'6 #Sorry to anyone using the superior metric system- I'm sticking with the in-game system of measurement #Aerin I'm sorry you look so positively tiny in this picture! You're like 5'5 I swear #Curse you Mal for not standing up straight like everyone else #And curse everyone's very voluminous hair making it hard to tell how tall they actually are #blades of light and shadow 2 #blades of light and shadow #choices blades #imtura tal kaelen #valax #princess valax #tyril starfury #baldur valleros #mal valori #aerin valleros #nia ellarious

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craycraybluejay · 7 months

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Saw a Reddit post about a cis woman infantilizing trans men, and this is why I think cis women are THE most annoying version of transphobia in the world. Like yeah a cis man will tell you "kys tranny" but he's not very well going to take the time to psychologically torture you for the heck of it by treating you like you are exactly [three] years old.

#im sorry but cis women are so much more likely to be really fucking weird to trans people #i cannot stand them #tw suibaiting #mentioned #transphobes #infantilization #transandrophobia #bite kill maim #look im not a misogynist BUT i dont trust women for shit #they are literally taught never to talk straight at people which results in some of the most convoluted psychological warfare ever #also on one side there's transphobic misogynists on the other side there's terfs #and very few women i've met cis OR trans have been normal about trans men and transmasculine people #even the tumblr trans community is chock full of either trans women telling us we're oppressing them and also us being hated doesn't matter #and spouting transandrophobic bullshit #but the cis women 'allies' who are like 'i know trans guys i have a trans friend who most definitely isnt scared to tell me off for my #fucked up behaviour'#the thing is this is very much how women bully other women so actually #newsflash #transmascs are not 'tme' and literally all fucking trans people are endangered by transmisogyny #some of you gals just have a superiority complex about it bc you want to have someone to look down on #almost every man I've met who is not old as hell or a borderline nazi is just. normal about it.#if a woman is too interested in your transness? run for the fucking hills #no she most probably won't physically attack you but she will try her damnedest to psychologically ruin you #not sorry if i come off as an asshole #these people are WAY too comfortable making us uncomfortable #i have had it up to here #if anyone tries to infantilize me for any reason i will scare them till they beg ME to leave them alone #idk how other people tolerate it but i sure as hell won't #and i am absolutely not above hitting a woman if she's touching me against my will #you want to baby me and constantly touch me and shit you are getting slapped into sunday

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l-e-g-i-o-n-losh · 7 months

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Ok its taking way too long to read catchup so I'm just going to ask: in Superior Spider-Man when he does his flashback to the Octogoblin breakup, and it's explicitly stated that Gobby gave Otto's ex AIDS just to be fucked up and Otto spent years doing AIDS research alone when the government was still invested in ignoring it, was that ACTUALLY canon or semi-canon to any older comics (I'm counting it if they didn't say AIDS but it was a mystery wasting disease) or was it just a weird retcon that never got followed up on or mentioned again??

It feels like that would be like. HUGELY impactful to Otto's character if it was "real", not just for the given character motive reasons but positioning him that way in society in that cultural environment. Like we talk about queer coding villains but if he was fighting AIDS back in the 80s he'd be family even if he was straight as an arrow. There'd be like notable discourse between people affected by his villainy and people who respect him and believe in him because he was there fighting the fight.

Sorry if I've asked this before and forgor thank you

#songs that the hyades shall sing #HOW straight do you have to be to simultaneously claim a character waged a one-man-war against the AIDS crisis AND that no one likes him #otto octavius #doc ock #doctor octopus #superior spider man

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mysuperiors · 2 months

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Drunk and passed out equals consent to them.

#male perfection #alpha jock #muscle god #handsome #frat bro #frat boy #stud bro #men are superior #straight men #straight superiority

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gummistovelhomsa · 4 months

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I asked him to take them for one last walk., to the Mall, then to to the men’s room - find a urinal , then look for spilled piss on the floor.. 🙈😆 So that it for me was a Taste of TOTALLY RANDOM MAN PISS 😂 Haha..!

https://x.com/rainwearfaggot/status/1719132725288788330?s=46&t=Hsoju7yF9lEe8Y2tMeAwyw

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ear-motif · 9 months

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what kills me is that hannibal very clearly wants to be a provider and caregiver, but he just cant be because he can’t give up control over those he cares for

#hanniblogging #imo his drive for killing and eating his victims is yes to establish superiority over them #but what does that do? it establishes his control over them #over who? literally anyone. which means everyone. literally everyone #if anyone can be a victim the moment they cross hannibal then what does that really say. imo it says that hannibal views EVERYONE #as a potential threat #im sure he tells himself hes a god exacting old testament justice but man i dont think a god complex would sustain you this long tbh #you didnt slice beverly up and encase her in glass for the fbi to see to flaunt your power over them #they were already too close. he already lost control #beverly GOT INTO HIS FUCKING HOUSE #THE TRAINEE GIRL WHOS NAMR IM BLANKING ON JUST SAW HIS DRAWINGS AND SHE GOT TRAPPED FOR TWO YEARS!!#he let williford graham slice him up and put him behind glass and hes fucking terrified #hes bending over backwards as a warning and to scrabble for some kind of control over all of humanity bc he views everyone as a threat #bc he learned early on that everyone IS a threat. your parents wont protect you. your countrymen wont protect you. you can love someone and #they can use you while youre vulnerable with no guilt or shame #but those he cares for he also needs control over because they will be taken from you at a moments notice #so their free will doesnt really matter when youve been in fight or flight mode for 40 years straight and are convinced #they will be consumed if you dont consume them first

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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Don’t ask Tuvok for Relationship Advice.

#and before you ask - yes that first image includes Neelix. MOST frequently in fact #B'Elanna/Seven #st voyager memes #Tuvok seems like someone who's thoroughly uninterested in thinking of/talking about romance outside of him & T'Pel #UNLESS its to position him and T'Pel's relationship as superior / roll his eyes and think briefly about how silly others are #Seven: -having a sexuality crisis- Is it normal to want to kiss and have sex with women when you're straight????#Tuvok: [an alien + wants to move on from this] Who's to say?

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soldatrose · 7 months

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happy 28th of september to every production of giulio cesare who's ever had to find an innovative way of showing pompey's decapitation without actually showing pompey's decapitation

and happy 28th of september to every prod of gc going "what if there was a statue?"

#AND happy 28th of sept. to the many prods who straight up did Not care (glyndebourne is in both categories and that's why it's Superior)#the others nearly always resort to the statues but most of the time they make it thematically relevant so props to them #(and also i'm partial to statues)#also in the making of this post i fell upon dumaux's empio diro tu sei and i'm pretty sure caesar's having a panic attack which is nice #my posts #giulio cesare #opera #handel #it's a handel listening kinda day :) which is only fair given that handel is at least half of the reason i got invested in all of this.#enchanted island you will always be famous. to me.

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deimcs · 7 months

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I have to admit, the media literacy abilities I see some people displaying all around social media when it comes to Baldur’s Gate 3 is so irrevocably in the negatives it’s almost jarring.

#ari.txt #text #this is just me thinking out loud and in no ways i feel somehow superior to these people #but it’s honestly sad to me how some of them #found a way to have beef with every single character they don’t deem fuckable #just cause they put zero effort in understanding their story #and i mean everyone should play in their own way. it’s meant to be fun sure #and if you dislike someone it’s your opinion #but man #i keep seeing these weirdly heated and hateful comments about idk gale or lae’zel recriminating a bunch of things that leave me kinda??#why are you worked up if you clearly didn’t even try to understand the narrative lmao #dudes wanting to fuck shadowheart for her pretty face but getting zero context for her actions and still calling her a bitch #people hyperfocusing in on astarion and saying horrible things about the others #again. you do you but maybe it’s not really the flex you think it is #you can like that one character without bashing (OR STRAIGHT UP IGNORING LIKE WYLL) the others #idk just some thoughts i have about the god awful terrible takes i’ve seen around

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