Urithiru Tower - Stormlight Archive parody song

A parody cover of Skullcrusher Mountain by Johnathan Coulton, with Raboniel as the mad scientist and Navani as the love interest because it just fits. Cover art by @comiclysmic, posted with permission. Find the original post to the art here! Cover art described here!

something something always an angel never a god

new immortal words just dropped

cheese n macaroni

Theyre twice divorced to me

If something is bothering me there’s a 50/50 chance it’s this

Sometimes i forget how young kaladin is

AND SO THE LOST METAL COMES OUT ON NOVEMBER 15TH. THATS LIKE EIGHTY DAYS AWAY. AND THEN BY THE BEGINNING OF JANUARY WE START WITH THE SECRET PROJECTS. OF WHICH THERE ARE FOUR AND THERES ALL THESE COOL STUFF BOXES INVOLVED TOO. BUT THATS NOT ALL BECAUSE HES CURRENTLY WRITING THE FIFTH STORMLIGHT BOOK AND THE FOURTH SKYWARD BOOK SHOULD BE COMING OUT IN 2023 AS WELL. NOW I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT HIS BOOKS IS THE WAY HE INCORPORATES PHYSICS INTO THE SCIENCE OF THE FANTASY REALMS. AS A WHOLE I THINK BRANDON SANDERSON IS THE SCI-FI FANTASY AUTHOR. HIS SCI-FI HAS FANTASY AND HIS FANTASY HAS SCI-FI. MOVING ON TO ADOLIN KHOLIN WHO IS PROBABLY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVES. HE IS JUST SO INTERESTING AND ARE YOU OK WITH SPOILERS? COOL. SO THE BEST PART OF ADOLIN IS-

If you want a Kaladin coded song, Through Me (The Flood) from Hozier is the most fucking Kal Coded song in the world.

for the departed blackthorn!dalinar/rathalas animatic. weight of the world heralds/recreance animatic. you agree 👍

Everytime I hear a Lily Allen song it makes me think of Adolin. Like he IS beautiful powerful fashionable best dressed

Important news, my sister just told me that Brandon Sanderson himself supports Shallan/Adolin/Kaladin in theory but points out Kaladin is too uptight and depressed for it to work in practice which I have to hand to him, so happy Thanksgiving to me

all fun and games until you can’t watch spirit without thinking of kaladin and the entire soundtrack makes you cry

I havn't read tlt yet but from what I know of it from tumblr, it and rote are like siblings in a way. And stormlight is their cousin

hey. don't cry. kalmoash grinding and making out to bad medicine by bon jovi, okay?