Someone please cherish Renfield with me. I'm tired of everyone hurting him.
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Rhy Maresh is so Barbie coded
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this ‘Uh...’ is 100% Will regretting bringing D&D up because he remembered how their last game ended
so this is literally him having internalised Mike’s “we’re not kids anymore”
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maws be like. do you wanna see superman have a bad day? do you wanna see superman have a bad day? do you wanna see superman have ANOTHER bad day?
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If anyone hurts my Jey bby tonight I'm gonna fight them! I can't fight or wrestle but I'll throw myself at full force 🤣
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I want to kill spencer a third time (consensually) and then bring him back to life with my magic mouth
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Kon, in an effort to blow off steam after another argument with Superman, goes to bumfuck nowhere. He meets a small-time hero named Phantom.
Phantom is happy to lend a listening ear, nodding along sympathetically and giving Kon fantastic ideas to fuck with Superman.
Then he stops Kon with an increasingly concerned expression.
"Wait-and all of his friends are saying he isn't normally like this?"
"Yeah, according to Dinah he may be like, projecting or something-"
"On a scale of 1-10, how different is he?"
Kon stops and frowns, thinking.
"I dunno, apparently he's like, super kind and empathetic? Normally? Now he's just an asshole though."
"And this just...happened. Apparently."
"Yeah, he came back after being dead, took one look at me, and decided that being his 'nice and normal self' was too much work."
Phantom looks sick.
"So don't take this the wrong way, but I think I need to actually fight Superman."
OR: Superman was cruel to Kon when he came back because he was possessed, and the ghost possessing him was clever enough to bypass pinging on any of the JLD radar.
It was behaving like itself towards Kon because it knew that Kon had no one to report it to that would take it really seriously, so long as it pretended to be kind to everyone else. So it was treating Kon like stress-relief.
But Danny realizes it.
And the only way Danny knows how to perform a successful exorcism is to punch the ghost out of somebody. Literally. (also the fenton peeler but that thing freaks him out)
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something happening on a mission, something personal that has soap spiralling; panic and rage making him reckless, thoughtless, and ghost has to draw the line
“you’re compromised johnny; you know what that means?”
“you’re not pulling me out,” soap immediately snarls. he turns on him and ghost barely recognises him; venomous fear turning his eyes to unyielding ice. "you're not sidelining me; i need to be in this-!"
but ghost has never been afraid of venom; spat or dripped straight from bared fangs.
he snakes out a hand grip the back of his neck, jerking him in a rough shake. "if you can't think, you can't be a soldier," he growls and he flinches like he's been struck.
his lips quiver as they twist in a sneer and he wrenches, trying to free himself of his hold.
ghost doesn't let him.
"it means you give your body to me because your head ain't fucking attached to it anymore."
soap stills, body trembling beneath his hand as he sucks in shaking breaths.
he tightens his grip, pulling him closer and digs his forehead hard into his. “it means you give yourself to me so i can have the weapon that you are and use you the way you're meant to be used."
the ice in soap's eyes fractures.
ghost’s voice drops to a whisper, spoken only to johnny, not this facade of vengeance and pain, and wills it to reach him through the glaciers.
“so i can keep you safe ‘til it’s done and i can bring you back.”
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