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weirdmageddon · 4 months
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kiki and bouba are part of the endless cloud of dichotomies under the tao yin/yang
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dogindirt · 7 months
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Why does weed make me wanna just fuckin *bites you bites you bites you bites you*
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cleaverqueer · 7 days
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You gotta smoke your weed out of a can every once in a while. Keeps you humble
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whorejolras · 6 months
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hey don't cry. two grams of ground weed, rolling papers and a little cardboard tip. roll it up. now you have a joint. should be a big fatty too. smoke it. you'll be okay :)
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moontaingoat · 1 year
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what's up everybody i'm trying to stop inhaling microplastics because i have asthma so i made a gravity bong out of a glass kombucha bottle by slamming the bottom against the corner of a brick wall
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cal-eidoscope-eyes · 1 year
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why have nighttime hours without people to observe them
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cookie-waffle · 1 year
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Me, stoned out of my mind while watching that Snoop Dog furry preschool show on the YouTube Kids app
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mischief2wgblog · 5 months
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I love getting so stoned I get cute little hiccups🤤😵‍💫
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glassabominator · 6 months
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If chosing your own name /trans is like bringing your own skates to a skating ring, then Alex and May are the skates you get behind the counter
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weirdmageddon · 7 months
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i love this gif when i think about humans as closest to chimpanzees just imagine like a chimpanzee doing this. thats basically what humans are. to the grandness of the animal kingdom
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muffinrag · 6 months
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I have GOT to get high earlier in the evening I can't keep staying up until 3am
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I have zero notion about why I'm lookinhlg at pictures of little league batting helmet
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punkitt-is-here · 1 year
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me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life
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mattstunsgf · 25 days
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based on this request
texts with flirty bff!chris
in which you flirt back and chris is at loss for words (which doesn’t happen very often)
suggestive!
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drowsywaifu · 6 months
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Can I bounce my ass on your cock?
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comradekatara · 2 months
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happy belated valentine’s day they mean so much to meeeee
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