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Inktober Day 11! Some SteddyHands!

It'll likely never happen in Canon, but I've always loved the idea of the three of them, in one way or another.

I just think Stede deserves to have two boyfriends

Sketch "Red Rose"

Two years ago, Edward Teach's world came crashing down. It seemed like this was happiness, achieved with blood and sweat, together with Izzy and Steed. And then he is taken away again. Blackbeard manages to return part of the team along with Izzy, but Steed is not there. Some rumors, snippets of witnesses and nothing more. And while he is trying to return what was lost, somewhere far away in the Mediterranean Sea, news appears about a ship destroying slave traders - the Red Rose.

This is a sketch about how the Revenge team comes under attack from slave traders and loses to them. Events take place around the time of Prince Rikki's attack on the Pirate Republic.

The entire crew was divided between three slaver ships, during which Izzy, Edward and Steed found themselves on completely different ships and sailing in different directions.

Steed's ship sailed to the Old World and he had to learn all the harshness of people, which gradually killed much of the good in Bonnet. Fortunately, at some point, he was rescued by the mysterious Red Rose team, and so began the journey of a completely new person.

Izzy's ship, shortly after the attack, was caught in a storm and the man took advantage of this to escape to freedom along with other members of the Revenge team who had disappeared here, as well as slaves.

Edward literally fought his way back out of blood. He wanted more than anything to get Izzy and Steed back, and he wasn't going to give up until he found them both.

The sketch is in progress and I'm not sure if I'll ever write a full story, but right now it's occupying all my thoughts.

The Sea, The Kraken, The Lighthouse - Tragedy follows where you go, my love.

anyway im obssesed with these three a completely normal ammount so thats why i painted a cover for my carefully crafted spotify playlist. yea. its chronological my friends

Alt versions under the cut.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands Series: Part 2 of x marks the spot

"Are you sure you want me here for this?" Ed asks Izzy.

"But of course," Bonnet answers for him. "I need someone to hold him down."

Izzy stops breathing, if only for a second.

 Sequel to 'cross your heart and make it mine'

Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands Characters: Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Additional Tags: Hand Feeding, Established Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Weight Gain, Belly Rubs, Stuffing Summary:

Izzy hasn’t been eating regular meals since boarding The Revenge and his Captain(s) have a new idea to help him relearn that he deserves to eat his fill and thoroughly enjoy himself when he does.

I finally am getting over myself and my deep mortifications and crossposting this fic! I was planning on waiting until I had it finished, because I was a little embarrassed about this fic uhhhh existing at all, I've gotten 90% of the way over myself about that one, clearly, specifically two things happened, one the new chapter is very very very long (compared to the last two, holy fuck it was hard to edit all at once) and I'm actually really proud of how it turned out, and two, I really love getting attention for my fics (and this one got... really, really popular??? I thought it'd be for me and like 2 other people, and it's gotten over 1700 hits, making it by far my most popular fic, I'm a little baffled, but I love getting attention) so I will be fully milking this bad boy for attention on the internet for that sick serotonin hit, and reposting it when I update it again. So, uhhhhhh enjoy this thing that is significantly either more or less niche than I thought it was when I had the idea to do this fic!

Izzy lying to Stede saying he stabbed his painting to spare his feelings and make him think Ed was still a good person and didn't want to cause him any harm while being in unimaginable pain and barely conscious from having a limb amputated without any anesthesia all after being the reason they basically broke up in the first place. little man, you are so weird I want to study you under a microscope

an eventful january 9th

I’m collecting these like them infinity stones

It might be easier than you think.

you'll never guess what i watched lol

tiny man as a bonus:

Small ofmd collection <3

ofmd as text posts | part 7/?

(alternate version where they're all one image for easy saving)

Happy and in love

Illustration for the cutest fanfic

Full on my patreon

You asked; I delivered. Have some silly Steddyhands - feat. some amazing 'Draw The Squad' poses from Roxy's Refs on FB and croxovergoddess on tumblr! Wow, I'm so glad that these middle-aged men retired to run an inn together and everyone is alive and happy