love older movies where the main character has a boy best friend and a female love interest and they’re all polyamorous
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when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.
that’s the shit
it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.
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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly
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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.
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spending the entire day writing one paragraph
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as a girl, i think i should be allowed to eat fruit, masturbate, sleep, and read books whenever i want. but what do i get instead? the horrors and sleep debt. Evil
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non-practicing slut. is this anythign
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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
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