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whysopasta · 9 months

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please put it on please please please please please i miss him so much. you're nothing

#stage 5 clinger #whysopasta art #marble hornets #hoody #tim wright #mh #masky #hoodmask

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u-hadme-atmoonpie · 8 months

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I’m not letting go. You can’t make me.

#moonpie #tuxedo cat #tuxedo cats #tuxie #meow #moon pie #floof #cutest cat ever #stage 5 clinger

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comphetthings · 1 year

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i only like men bc they like me but like that's normal !!! i only have crushes on unattainable men in my life but that's normal !!! i have never been satisfied in my relationships with men but that's normal !!! none of it is bc I'm gay lmao what

#all v normal straight girl things #nothing to see here #whats that? my boyfriend? what about him?#feelings for him? why would i have those ew #hes actually kind of annoying #he like wants to spend time with me or whatever #stage 5 clinger #like... why would he talk to me

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 9 months

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#he's so cute #dalmatian #stage 5 clinger

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rizaposting · 5 months

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He's never allowed to move again. Trapped forever. Legend has it he's still in bed with his wife and dog to this day.

#fma #fma03 #fma fanart #royai #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #black hayate #fullmetal alchemist #he's the luckiest motherfucker in the whole world #MOVE LET ME IN THERE #crystal art and writing #riza is a stage 5 clinger #if she isn't koala'd onto his arm she's hogging all of the blankets #this one if one of my favs from this year

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purposechef · 3 months

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bear hugs: a compilation

#sydcarmy #syd x carmy #carmen x sydney #the bear fanart #illustration #artists on tumblr #my art #domestic fluff #if being a stage 5 clinger is a crime then lock carmen berzatto up #syd likes it though

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ladybugsimblr · 21 days

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night market shenanigans

#just vibes: deja #destination tomarang #deja loved the night market #minus the stage 5 clinger that followed her there #can her and the new bestie live in peace??

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theseventhveil1945 · 2 years

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1.01 | "The Vanishing of Will Byers" 2.01 | "Madmax"

#stedit #strangerthingsedit #stancyedit #dailystancy #wheelerharrington #tvedit #smallscreensource #otpsource #tvfilmsource #televisiongifs #stancy #steve x nancy #nancy x steve #post is inspired by a tag someone left that was like diversity win! this jock is a stage 5 clinger #and it's been living in my head for a min

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stuckonaglacierwithmacgyver · 1 year

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So I'm doing this thing where I take a photo of my baby Hazel in her spot (the corner she watches us from) every day and honestly I might make a blog for it. She's very cute, look:

#ratblr #rats of Tumblr #she's a wildie so we've had her from 4 weeks and she's a stage 5 clinger

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gilfrespecter · 9 months

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Making jokes about the campaign but I really like how this came out. Cuddle your local mothman til they get heatstroke

#www #doodles #maurice #jericho #billy #we're not there in the campaign yet but hopefully ond day #warbler has mostly only ever shared a bed either with his siblings or friends or spouse #and has always been a stage 5 sleep clinger #i did one and a half artfights today im allowe to draw silly indulgences

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krskrash · 5 months

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some people are determined to be the ladybug in your colon; let them have it 😂 🐞 ✨

#ladybug #colon #stage 5 clingers #let them have it #meme #lmao

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minisugakoobies · 5 months

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Mingyu pulls into the lead for the Babygirl Bracket

Oh, poor babygirl! I'd like to say I could keep him safe, but let's be real, I'm not scaring anyone. But I'd try!

New category - clingiest? Babiest? Both? 💕

#i can't deal with a stage 5 clinger though #mingyu #svt #babygirl bracket #lovely moots #minttangerines #asks

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finalxfayth · 2 years

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HISTORY WITH TIDUS' MOTHER*

+ To keep with Final Fantasy tradition, and because the poor lady still doesn’t have an official name, I’m calling her Sarah.

+ Jecht and Sarah were childhood friends in C-South (the rough district of Zanarkand). Both of them had troubled home lives and would spend most of their time together ‘avoiding’ trouble on the streets ( Jecht would beat up anyone who threatened her ). Jecht made a promise to her that one day, they’d get out of C-district together.

+ When Jecht’s blitz career began, Sarah was by his side. He kept his promise and together they moved to better districts, though it was some time before he committed to an official relationship with her. He would often stay out with other women before then, inconsiderate to her feelings.

+ He proposed to Sarah at the height of his career, because it “seemed like the right thing to do”. This also shut the tabloids up from speculating about his relationship status.

+ After marriage and a child failed to make her as happy as expected, Jecht grew overwhelmed and increasingly distant from her. He holds a lot of guilt over this.

*All of this is just my interpretation of the character. If by some miracle I ever get to write with someone else’s interpretation of her, this is all subject to change.

#+ HEADCANON #she's more than just a stage 5 clinger ok #these are good flawed ppl

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whateveriwant · 4 months

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The 141 getting you to stay in bed

It gets a little spicy towards the end so 18+ please

Soap

Waking up to the feeling of a numb arm is extremely unpleasant, but you suppose it comes with the territory when trying to cuddle 200+ pounds of rugged Scotsman

You manage to free your trapped limb and roll to the other side of the bed, but that space behind you remains empty for only about three seconds before Johnny's pressing himself flat to your back

Now with his arms around your waist, he holds you tight to him, mumbling unintelligibly against the back of your head

He drifts back to sleep quickly enough, his grip on you starting to loosen, only for it to tighten again when he feels you try to wriggle out of his hold

The incoherent grumbles from his throat grow increasingly displeased the more you try to shift away from him, until finally he huffs a grumpy, “Quit it,” into your scalp, hooking his leg over yours

If you still don't listen, he'll have no choice but to take drastic measures to keep you still. Fed up with your squirming, he simply rolls on top of you, pinning you to the mattress below him

You can try beating on his back, telling him that you can't breathe, but he just shrugs and says, “Use my breath.”

Don't even bother trying to explain how oxygen doesn't work like that, because he doesn't care. “Tough,” he mumbles into the crook of your neck. “‘Cause I'm no' movin’.” And by extension, neither are you

Gaz

Kyle is also a stage 5 clinger, but he's less boa constrictor and more baby koala

So when your alarm goes off at 8am precisely, it's no surprise that the man behind you grumbles in protest

“It's Saturday,” he bemoans. “Why you getting up so bloody early?” When you tell him you like to keep your routine even on the weekends, he just groans and mutters, “Five more minutes.”

You can try to squirm and wrestle out of his hold, but he'll just tighten his arm around your midsection, keeping his front firmly glued to your back

But you need to get up! You have to pee for goodness’ sake!

“Use the empty bottle on your nightstand,” he mumbles into your hair, peeking an eye open as you crane to look back at him. The look you give him at such a horrid suggestion has him sighing. “Alright, fine,” he relents and releases you. “But be quick. Bed gets cold without you.”

Once you've answered the call of nature, don't be surprised to find Kyle waiting for you directly outside the bathroom. He's wrapped up in your comforter like an oversized burrito, only his face and feet visible as they peek out from under the plush cover

With a sleepy pout, he holds his hand out for you, tugging you back to bed with him. Oh, he’ll make sure you get those five more minutes alright. Even if he has to drag you kicking and screaming

Ghost

First of all, don't even kid yourself into thinking you'll stand a chance of waking up before him or sneaking out of bed without him knowing. This man is the epitome of a light sleeper, whenever he does sleep, that is

So when you do finally wake up, it comes as no surprise to see Simon already up too. But just because you're both awake now doesn't mean you have to immediately be productive; quite the opposite, in fact

With how busy and stressed he is all the time, Simon loves nothing more than to just lie in bed with you and do nothing for hours

If you try to get up, he's stopping you with a gentle hand on your wrist, his voice quiet but firm as he commands, “Stay.”

You'll lay back down for a bit to appease him, but it won't be long before you feel guilty since you have so many things you should be doing instead

But actually, no, you don't have anything to worry about. He's already taken care of everything before you woke up, he humbly informs you

The cat's been fed, the bin’s been taken out to the curb, he's even gotten your breakfast typed up on his phone – just give him the word and he'll place the order

So now when he opens his arms for you, having you bury your face in his chest, you've got nothing to worry about except savoring this moment with him

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John is also a very light sleeper, so it only takes .02 seconds of you trying to stand from the bed for his bear-like snores to cease and his eyes to flit wide open

He'll grab you by the shirt hem, mumbling, “Where’re y’ goin’?” But it doesn't really matter what your answer is because his response is always the same: “No y’r not.” And pulls you back down. “Y’r stayin’ right here.”

He'll lie on his stomach, face smushed in the pillow, a big, warm hand tucked under your shirt resting against your belly

With nothing better to do, you scroll through your phone, catching up on your socials, the news, etc., but it's not long before you hear him grumble, “Put that away, will ya? ‘S too early to be meltin’ your brain with that thing.”

Well, what does he expect you to do? Lie there and stare at the ceiling for an hour? “Expect you to be good,” he tells you. “Don't make me get the handcuffs out again.”

Now that you have to laugh at. If he thinks it's too early to be on your phone, it's definitely too early for that

He smirks, opening his eye just a sliver, and the hand on your stomach begins to rub soft circles. “Is that so?” he taunts, his touch sneakily edging downwards. And when he slips beneath the band of your shorts, well…

Let's just say you're not leaving that bed anytime soon

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holleratyourbouyancy · 2 years

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Me at my cat: you are the clingiest cat I know

My cat who is a stage 5 clinger: you know other cats? 😾

#cat parent #mews the cat #my cat child #my cat is a stage 5 clinger #i love him tho

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mymegumi · 6 months

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03:47 ෆ ITADORI YUUJI

⠀ for: @driaswrld sorry pookie for the emotional dmg (-ω-、)

“yuu,” you grunt, hands flailing out in the darkness as you try to push your lug of a boyfriend away from you, “stars, you need to stop eating so much, you weigh as much as a tractor trailer.”

the response you get is a long snore, followed by the soft smacking of his lips.

normally, you wouldn’t complain about your sweet boy’s body weight or the comforting pressure of his limbs draped over you, but currently, you’re facing a singularly unique experience that no one has ever seen happen before—you need to pee. badly. yuuji has been bulking lately, meaning for dinner you have to make about three servings of food, all for him, and then a fourth serving for yourself (of which he usually finishes off for you if you can’t manage to eat it all).

not to say you dislike watching your boyfriend’s gym experiences, or even that you discourage them, but you’re just annoyed now that he’s gained about 5-10 pounds of muscle mass that you can barely manage to push him off of you.

he’s not a gentle sleeper. in fact, he’s single-handedly the most violent sleeper you’ve ever met and the first time you’d stayed over at his apartment, he scared you awake at least three or five times. now, you’re so used to his sudden spasms and uncontrollable snoring that it hardly phases you, or you can just ignore it and fall asleep again, but the discomfort of needing to pee has taken precedence over anything else.

yuuji is truly lucky you love him more than anything else, right now, because he’s star-fished himself across your queen-sized bed, an arm over your stomach and his legs flung over both of yours while the blanket is tangled between both of your bodies. he is happily snoozing away, blissfully deep in dream world as you continue trying to push him off.

this wouldn’t be an issue, because despite his bulking and the near constant complaint of ‘yuu, you weigh too much for us to wrestle properly because you always win!’, normally, you can at least shove him off enough to scramble out of the tangle of limbs.

tonight is an issue because he’s clingy.

yuuji is a stage-five clinger in his sleep only a third of the time. most of the time you’re free to come and go as you please, but sometimes, on rare occasion, he can psychically know you’re trying to leave the bed and stop you in his sleep. he’ll grab your waist and shove his face in your neck, he’ll snag a wrist and interlace your fingers, and on the one rare time, he’ll somehow hook his foot around your leg and make you fall back onto the bed. it was insane, the lengths he would go to to make you stay in the comfort of your bed—all while miraculously asleep.

so, you’d tried to sneak out of bed to pee and he’d grabbed your hip, forcing you back into bed with the grip of a man desperate to keep you by his side. you’d find it endearing if you weren’t about to pee your pants.

“i love you,” you whisper, turning your head to press your nose into his cheek and trying to burn a hole in his head, “but i’m gonna murder you if you don’t wake up and let me leave.”

“s’love you.” he mutters. he tilts his head towards you and presses a kiss to your nose.

you narrow your eyes. “what’s megumi’s middle name?”

“francis.”

he’s not awake. the poor boy wouldn’t have lied so easily if he was awake, and you are left to flop against the mattress helplessly.

you hate waking him up because he always looks like someone kicked a puppy in front of him and then told the dog it sucked. it just wasn’t nice and he deserved all the nice things in the world. you also hate waking him up because he is somehow such a deep sleeper. you’d have to be screaming your lungs off at an intruder for him to wake up in perfect lucidity.

you’ll have to find another plan to sneaking away from him and going to the bathroom. you wouldn’t give up, but you’d bide your time. eventually he’d have to move away from you and then, that’d be your chance to slip away.

(you end up falling asleep in his embrace and running to the bathroom frantically when the sun rises.)

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