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jennyandvastraflint · 8 months

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Xena reactions S1Ep4!

Aw nooo, they yeet baby into river. Well. Place in basket.

Awwww, "You sleep like a rock" "On a rock"

PFFFT, are they taking care of a child in their FOURTH episode

Lesbians raise baby together. In episode FOUR

IT IS EATING FIST SO CUUUTE XDD

Gabrielle just adopts the babe

"Why's he crying, you holding him wrong or something" ddhdhshgf

Gabriel and Xenus szddhdhdhs

Gabrielle humming

Pls. "Cowardly mobs are usually led by weasels"

Always one for saving women. (lesbian heroism)

OOP SHE STRANGLED THE GUY

Ominous box with a hand print

PANDORA.

Oh. Her grandmothe is the Oandora's Box kinda Pandora. But oop.

"The hope of mankind" ooooh

"It's why I can't live my life" GNAWING ON CARDBOARD BITE BITE BITE DEVOTION TO A CAUSE OVER LIVING FREEDOM... (I'm getting The Locked Tomb flashbacks, how dare you)

"Don't even think about it" 😂

"Get Nimos" UH OH

Pls what do you think about three women walking into an inn with a baby. That's right lesbians.

SHE BURNED THE GUY'S FACE. Or at least spat fire at him.

FIGHTSSSS

The innkeeper is just like C'mon my pots and pans on shelves? Really?

BWAHAHA hit the guy as he runs

The baby is just chillin'

Xena cutting off bloodflow oop

Oh fuck. Did they take the box

OF COURSE THEY DID

Xena's army is literally her girlfriend, a baby, and another woman

"I'd turn myself in" plsss, Gabrielle you are worth so much more.

Xena wanna go to them

OH THE LOCK MUST BE RESET. FUUUUCK

The king is kinda... silly

OPHELIA?

Pandora and Ophelia I shall ship now. Simply bc I can.

"Good work" Xena just slightly turned on

Oh so Nimos is really gross. Or well... The men in general are shit. Treating women as servants and objects for their pleasure

OH XENA

Bendy af. The muscles needed for this? Impressive.

Aaand the king nicks the box

Is he gonna try and usurp the throne

Awwww, Pandora sings to the baby

Bah. Gross. Man.

Baaaaaah... HA

SHE FUCKING PUNCHED HIM

"And you spoke of pain" GET HIS ASS

Yeah King is sad etc. Boxeeeeeh

JOMP OUT DA WINDOOO

Ooooh, damn.

THE EPIC SLOWMO

R they gonna pretend that's his kid

"He's a child who needs a father to love him, you're a father who needs a child to love" OH.

Did Xena just... Yeet a child.

Shdhdhshshs HELP THEY'RE TOSSING THE BABY AROUND WHAT IS THIS

LESBIAN DISASTERS

SHE CAUGHT the sword 😳

And stabby stabbed.

I feel like at some point Gabrielle will not stand for the killing.

Platonic family? Raising a kid together? Pandora, King guy, and Pandora's gf Ophelia? 😂

"Isn't there anything you want" name the child after my girlfriend.

"I think it all happened because you slept on a rock"

OOP the box is empty

[the hope of mankind] is inside every one of us... I'm getting flashbacks to Vastra's "Inside every warrior" line btw XDD

Vastra 🤝 Xena

Finüshed with disc one!

#v watches xena #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle

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beatricealfbern · 4 months

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Today we have my stabby weasel (kamaitachi) and she stabs for science!

#anime #digital art #illustration #monster girl #commissions open #comms open #anime art #kamaitachi #alfbernart

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klm-zoflorr · 7 months

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A ridiculous edit of little weasel man and our favorite stabby redhead (wait, that's not her? The other one. Uhhhh. Starch)

#sansa stark #littlefinger #petyr baelish #got #game of thrones #edit #video #klm-zoflorr #top tag #Youtube

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chupie-cabra · 7 months

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stupid names i have (AND USE) for dbd perks

Killer Perks

⋆ Coulrophobia (Clown perk) - Cauliflower ⋆ Dragon's Grip (Blight perk) - Grippy ⋆ Forced Penance (Executioner perk) - Pemanemanema ⋆ Franklin's Demise (Cannibal perk) - Frankie's ⋆ Hex: Blood Favor (Blight perk) - Blood Flavour ⋆ Hex: Devour Hope (Hag perk) - Nom Nom's ⋆ Hex: Pentimento (Artist perk) - Pesto ⋆ Insidious (Non-Teachable) - Basement Bubba ⋆ Iron Maiden (Legion perk) - "Lemme try something... Uh Oh" ⋆ Knock Out (Cannibal perk) - "Where tf are you???" ⋆ Lethal Pursuer (Nemesis perk) - Hacker Mans ⋆ Mad Grit (Legion Perk) - Swoosh ⋆ Make Your Choice (Pig perk) - Make Your Cheese ⋆ Oppression (Twins perk) - Oppressed ⋆ Overcharge (Doctor perk) - "Fuck" ⋆ Pop Goes The Weasel (Clown perk) - Popcorn ⋆ Sloppy Butcher (Non-Teachable) - No Healy :( ⋆ Thanatophobia (Nurse perk) - Tha-NAT ⋆ Tinkerer (Hillbilly perk) - Tinky

Survivor Perks

⋆ Adrenaline (Meg perk) - Adrenna ⋆ Aftercare (Jeff perk) - Handshake ⋆ Any Means Necessary (Yui perk) - Pallet Jockey ⋆ Appraisal (Elodie perk) - Gimme Gimme ⋆ Balanced Landing (Nea perk) - Ankle Breaker ⋆ Bite The Bullet (Leon perk) - "Shut The Fuck Up" ⋆ ANY BOON TOTEM (Mikaela, Yoichi & Jonah) - BOOOOON! ⋆ Dead Hard (David perk) - Dead ARRRRRD' ⋆ Decisive Strike (Laurie perk) - Stabby Stab ⋆ Distortion (Jeff perk) - You Can't See Me ⋆ Diversion (Adam perk) - PEBBLE! ⋆ For The People (Zarina perk) - E ⋆ Head On (Jane perk) - BONK ⋆ Iron Will (Jake perk) - Sneaky Peaky Like ⋆ Lithe (Feng perk) - Nyooooom ⋆ Plot Twist (Nicolas Cage perk) - "YOU CAN DO THAT?!" ⋆ Reactive Healing (Ada perk) - *cries because of sloppy butcher* ⋆ Soul Guard (Cheryl perk) - "It Will Work This Time, Trust Me" ⋆ Unbreakable (Bill perk) - Uppies ⋆ Urban Evasion (Nea perk) - "Why...?" its kinda funny tho ⋆ We're Gonna Live Forever (David perk) - Protected Uppies

#dead by daylight #perks

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eyewyrm · 10 months

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Dead by daylight x Hermitcraft au .wip.

AAH oops ok things... quickly posting things i forgot to post before i got preoccupied

Week 2 shep's challenge whoopsies am very late. @cfuglychan helped with generating ideas <3

Many details underneath vvv

Grian's Entity (s9) will replace the (dbd) Entity. HE HAS A RIFT AND EVERYTHING there's no way that couldn't have fit better.

Main things for survivors are redstoners would have gen repair perks and um. that was as far as the thought went... Pvp-ers can take the funny perks like head-on and uhh stabby stabby i forgot the perk name!

For fun Grian was taken as one of the Killers, albeit an unwilling one. His perks would include bully mean builds like 'pop goes the weasel' (this reduces generator progress by a whole lot more when he kicks it. Which fits the whole... breaking redstone thing).

I think he gets to have 'the Artist' 's aesthetic with the bird thing. But instead of flinging the goddamn crows he flings himself at the survivors. ALSO hag traps but fake because he should be allowed to be a JERK prankster, you step into a trap and he pops up but it's fake and doesn't actually attack you, only for jumpscare funny purposes.

Zedaph as Feng Min. Lore being a competitive gamer. Bunny cosmetic because BECAUSE, looks better than the default on zed.

FALSE as Jake because good with animals, even the not-crows in the Entity's realm (calm spirit).

Etho as Nea, lawbreaker and tagger. .. Yeah.

Scar as Ace because funny conman.

I have so much more to say but ummmm how embarrassing..!

#hermitcraft #my art #sketchies #shepshermitdesign23 #wauhghh im disappointed in myself for not being able to do it all before the month ended. love loses.... wGHFSDM

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askgogglessteve · 2 years

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ExperimEntity Event!

A familiar looking claw swiftly comes down and taps Steve on the head, his eyes go blank and white. He stands there like he's an unaware zombie.

An echoey yet deep and smooth voice fills the air. "I see you have been enjoying this peek into my specimens daily routine." "I wish to do some catolouging of his quirks and perhaps reweave bits of his soul." A figure appears out of the thick fog of the realm.

"My fellow Entity's and those who know of my existance call me the ExperimEntity or Exy for those who wish quicker and more casual mortal conversations." He strokes his greying hair with one of his claws appearing to be pushing it back.

"This Steve specimen will be out of commission for a short time, as I assess him." he explains.

"But it will not take my full attention and I have decided to grace you with answering your questions if you have queries that I am willing to answer." He appears mildly amused.

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So send those asks and I hope you have as much fun interacting with Exy as I have had coming up with this idea.

Also thanks to the most amazing @hugs-and-stabbies for the art piece of Exy and @the-bastard-entity for infecting me with the brain weasels and giving me this idea.

#askgogglessteve #poor steve #ExperimEntity event

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incorrectcentaurworld · 2 years

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Stabby: I want a closed casket funeral and someone playing “pop goes the weasel” very slowly. Will my body open the casket at the end? I don’t know. Neither will you.

Rider: Wow, let’s not do that.

#submission #stabby #rider #queue!#source: tumblr #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld

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silent-daylight-james · 2 years

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ExperimEntity Event!

A familiar looking claw swiftly comes down and taps James on the head, his eyes go blank and white. He stands there like he's an unaware zombie.

An echoey yet deep and smooth voice fills the air. "I see you have been enjoying this peek at this very sad specimens daily routine." "I wish to do some catolouging of his quirks and perhaps reweave bits of his soul." A figure appears out of the thick fog of the realm

"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm what you would call the Entity.... Well to be more precise, I'm one of them." The being stretches his arms and tilts his head as if testing them out. The familiar claws of the Entity click and clack behind his back. "My fellow Entity's and those who know of my existance call me the ExperimEntity or Exy for those who wish quicker and more casual mortal conversations." He strokes his greying hair with one of his claws appearing to be pushing it back. "This James specimen will be out of commission for a short time, as I assess him. He has many dark thoughts I need to explore. " he explains. "But it will not take my full attention and I have decided to grace you with answering your questions if you have queries that I am willing to answer." He appears mildly amused. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOC MUN: Sooo welcome to the ExperimEntity event, it's something i've been thinking of since the last blood gala, old ideas behind link. Goggles Steve ( @askgogglessteve ), James ( @silent-daylight-james ) and Ghostface(Roman)( @dbd-ghostface-roman ) have had their blogs co-opted by the Entity and he's willing to interact/answer questions for those who have them.

So send those asks and I hope you have as much fun interacting with Exy as I have had coming up with this idea.

Also thanks to the most amazing @hugs-and-stabbies for the art piece of Exy and @the-bastard-entity for infecting me with the brain weasels and giving me this idea.

#james sunderland #poor james #the ExperimEntity #dead by daylight #The ExperimEntity event

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jungledubs-archive · 3 years

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Also!! With the fighting style stuff!

Is there anyone you would say is mostly hand-to-hand combat? What’s their style like? :o any reasonings or something, or do they just Fight Like That?

im compelled to say etho because haha naruto martial arts kakashi minecraft lol but NOT etho. etho is a stabby. people that are most likely to just deck you: bdubs and skizzleman i mentioned bdubs having a fishing rod earlier but i think it's just fun, especially with jungledubs, to have him jump around a bit and grab people and jump on them like the feral weasel man he is. bdubs would throw away a knife just to punch someone in the face because it "makes him feel something". he's just Like That and i also think skizz would just be like that, mister torn sleeves and bloodlust, i think skizz deserves to be very strong and also hit people very hard. and mostly, again, just because he is a Feral Man and has the vibes of someone who would just. kick you out a window i do like to write a lot of no-weapon combat tho so these are just people I think would actually forgo a weapon in favour of just knocking someone out with their hands, I like to write everybody as pretty good physical fighters

#jungle answers #its-miinty

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not-close-to-straight · 3 years

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Spideypool Hook/Peter Pan AU Outline Sneak Peek

(As if I will ever have time to write this, but I make myself cry every time I read/add to the outline so you know.... it will be good when it finally gets written in the year 2035)

(also ignore the absolutely terrible formatting, my “outline” is more of a random toss of words onto pages mixed with way too many parentheses)

“You never believe me, do you?” May asks sadly and Peter tries not to sigh so loud.

“About what, Auntie?”

“The stories”, She picks up a book (about Neverland) and shows him the pictures of mermaids/pirates/fairies...etc. “Don’t you remember the adventures? The pirates? The way you taught me to believe in fairies and how to fly?”

--a rush of wind, Peter could almost feel it in his hair, could almost taste the clouds as they rested on his face and for a split second he could almost see (Neverland, I need a different name maybe?)

“Auntie, you need some sleep.” He decides because Mays old and maybe she’s slipping.

“You came here to this world because of me.” she says then. “You came to bring me back for another adventure. You called me Windy because the winds would change and you’d show up outside my window ready to fly me away. But I was an old woman the last time you came because it had been so long since the last time, you always lost time, Peter, you never remembered how long you’d been away until it was too late and you’d been gone too long and I had grown up.”

She smiles again, all sad and sort of wistful (channeling the scene from Hook 1989 here with Dame Maggie) “You were so sad when you saw I had grown up.”

“Auntie you’re scaring me” peter can’t bring himself to touch the book and he doesn’t know why, doesn’t know why the picture of the pirate ship and the scarred man at the wheel looks so familiar.

“You can feel it, can’t you?”

“Feel what”-- serious denial because WOW repressed memories he can’t face yet.

“You can feel the island (need a name) dying without you there, you’re Fae Peter, everything about the island lives on each of your heart beats.” (insert authors note ie: OG Peter pan story and how the island sleeps when he isn’t around)

Peter's heart clenches and he is suddenly weak and she nods, exhausted. “Yes, you can feel it.”

Bright eyes and fairy wings outside their window gone in a flash (who is tink? maybe gwen? but i love her as a half freaking feral lost boy??) and scene change, it’s the pirate ship in the lagoon and “hooks” quarters and Wade is slouched in his big chair drinking from a goblet

Captain (weasel is smee?)

What is it

News from the other world, news of Peter.

Wade straightens up even though he hates how much he wants to hear about peter fucking pan

“He’s forgotten the island, He’s got a wife and kids now.” (false, it’s MJ’s kids and he’s uncle peter but they don’t know that)

Peter has grown up?0 hurts Wades fucking heart-- you’re lying

No captain, i saw it with my own eyes. Hes forgotten, you and I both know he was getting older the more often he went to the other world, he finally grew up all the way.

He hasn’t forgotten he’s simply refusing to come home, punishing us, punishing ME because i couldn’t—“ wade falls silent, then pitches his cup towards the wall, let talk about how heartbreak translates to anger especially for stabby people. “Well if he doesn’t want to remember, we’ll just have to force him. Take his children

Sir?

His children. Wade rubs at the scar on his wrist where his hand had been nearly severed clean off “take his children. We’ll force Pan to come home”

#spideypool

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dbd-ghostface-roman · 2 years

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ExperimEntity Event!

As he is about to go through his box of questions Roman hears a familiar echoey voice. The Entity was calling to him. "Dear dear sweet Roman... "

A figure coaleses out of the familiar fog of the Entity's realm. .

Roman has seen this before but it was something that he felt was hard to remember like.. The memory was there but not.

Roman felt as a wave of power was flowing over him.. but also... a tight psychic leash.

"Have you been a good boy Roman." The being looked over at him tilting his head, thoughtfully.

Roman nodded "Yes.. yes.."

"Good, I am doing some maintinence on some of my specimens, I have to physically manifest to do so." his claws clack menacingly.

"As a Killer I have a stronger connection to you, so I don't need to put you under like I do to my Survivor specimens as long as you behave." the Entity frowned at him.

Roman was frustrated by how he was completely at the Entity's mercy, but his only chance at his revenge lie with the spider being so he pushed down on those feelings.

"If that's what you want." Roman said.

"Good good." The Entity seemed to purr almost and used one of his claws to pet Roman like a cat.

"Since I am forced to manifest, I am going to amuse myself by co-opting the question box I gave you if you don't mind." He clearly didn't care whether Roman did or not but Roman wasn't going to argue with him.

"No that's quite fine." Roman shuddered slightly. The Entity turns to the box.

"This Ghostface specimen will still be availible, as I assess him, so you can continue to ask him questions or interact as you see fit. " he explains.

"But I will be here assessing him and that will, not take my full attention and I have decided to grace you with answering your questions if you have queries that I am willing to answer." He appears mildly amused.

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OOC MUN: Sooo welcome to the ExperimEntity event, it's something i've been thinking of since the last blood gala, old ideas behind link. Goggles Steve ( @askgogglessteve ), James ( @silent-daylight-james ) and Ghostface(Roman)( @dbd-ghostface-roman ) have had their blogs co-opted by the Entity and he's willing to interact/answer questions for those who have them. Unlike Steve and James, Roman will still be availible during the Entity's stay in his blog, something about the Killer still needing to earn his keep. So send those asks and I hope you have as much fun interacting with Exy as I have had coming up with this idea.Also thanks to the most amazing @hugs-and-stabbies for the art piece of Exy and @the-bastard-entity for infecting me with the brain weasels and giving me this idea.

#Roman Bridger #he's the Entity's bitch #ExperimEntity Event!#dead by daylight

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sammysdewysensitiveeyes · 2 years

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Now that I’ve seen all of Gotham, I can give my two cents about the series as a whole.

Gotham is a ridiculous, trashy guilty-pleasure show that has some good moments, but is mostly saved by really good actors, and costume/set designers that fully understand that this is comic-book noir fantasy land.

The Best:

Penguin - I can understand people not liking this take on him, he’s very different from his comics counterpart, much more stabby and emotional, plus much thinner than he should be. But I find Penguin to be the most interesting and dynamic character on the show, and Robin Lord Taylor did an excellent job making him funny, intense, weirdly charismatic, at times almost sympathetic, and always fun to watch. He is an absolutely horrible person, and I know full well he’d deserve it if he got shot in the head, but every episode is just another adventure in “Who will Penguin back-stab this time,” and “How will he somehow weasel his way out of danger?” Plus in a show where half the time is spent on a never-ending web of criminals back-stabbing each other then teaming up again, I no longer care that much about his betrayals. He’ll be teaming up with that same person again in a week, or possibly in the same episode, depending on circumstances.

Riddler - another character that is very different from his comics counterpart, but I enjoyed this version of the character. I kinda think they turned him into the Riddler too early, as they then had to find something for him to do for the rest of the series. I don’t necessarily love the dissociative identity disorder take on his personality, or his creeping on poor Kristen Kringle, but the actor certainly did a good job with the character, and he was generally witty and fun to watch. His relationship with the Penguin, whether you ship them or not, is my favorite part, the way they backstab and make friends again. It’s fun. I also really enjoyed his interactions with Lucius Fox, who seemed to understand him on some level, while obviously disapproving of his actions. Hell, Lucius should have been Ed’s nemesis, he’s one of the few people smart enough. Ed and Lee also had an interesting dynamic.

Harvey Bullock - spends the entire series being the only character with common sense, basically the tired dad sleazy uncle of the GCPD. His interactions with Gordon, especially early in the series, are him constantly going, “Jim, don’t do the thing,” and then Jim doing the thing anyway. He’s a very relatable asshole, who will reluctantly do the right thing and complain about it the whole time. His relationship with Gordon is probably when I like Gordon the best - just them broing around.

Fish Mooney - Fish was great, and I wish she’d stuck around longer. She was smart, she was powerful, she was interesting. She was also extremely callous, but so are most of the characters on this show. I guess she had to get knocked off her seat of power so that people like Penguin and Barbara could rise up, but I wish she’d gotten to play a role in later seasons. Maybe if she banged Jim Gordon she’d get to be important, which seems to be the case for both Barbara and Lee.

Lucius Fox - he’s a kind, brave, brilliant man, and I enjoyed him working with Harvey and Gordon, as well as his interactions with Ed. I wish he’d gotten more of a storyline of his own. Looking back, he’s usually just there to be helpful. The most “story-arc” he’s gotten is his decision to work at the GCP, and later to help Bruce, but he doesn’t really get enough focus on just him. He always seems to be the sidekick who’s there to supply info or technology to Bruce, Gordon, Harvey, etc.

The Pretty Good

Barbara - I like Barbara much better when she’s embraced life as a crime boss, and is running a nightclub with Tabitha than when she’s Jim Gordon’s “crazy” evil ex. Barbara winds up being a badass in her own right, and I love her role in later seasons. Her “redemption” at the end is a little cheap, but I like her co-parenting with Jim better than her just conveniently giving birth to Gordon’s child then getting written off while he raises the baby with Lee.

Lee - Lee also winds up being a badass without completely giving over to her dark side. She consistently tries to help people throughout the series. Like Barbara, I like Lee best when she’s completely disconnected from Gordon, especially in her Queen of the Narrows storyline. When she was helping Barbara give birth, I almost wished the two of them would run away together and leave Jim behind, but whatever. At least she gets to be happy in the end.

Selina - I get annoyed by the hyper-competent child trope, and while the actress is beautiful, I always found it a bit creepy how heavily made-up this street urchin child character was on the show, especially in the early seasons. I was also bored by everything Bruce/Selina related. But the actress did a good job, and I enjoyed Selina while she was trying to help friends from the Narrows, or teaming up with Barbara and Tabitha to run the nightclub.

Alfred - Alfred’s pretty cool.

Zsaz - for a remorseless murderer, he actually wound up being pretty funny and almost likable, especially in later seasons. The dude kills for a living, he’s just doing his job.

The Meh

Baby Bruce - I almost feel like Bruce shouldn’t have been on this show at all, or should have been brought in later. Baby Bruce generally either bored or annoyed me. My favorite Bruce scene was actually a scene where he and Selina have snuck into the GCPD to steal information, then he distracts an officer by claiming he wants protection from Jerome, and fake crying. “I’m sorry! I’m just so scared!” Hilarious. I mean, he’s obviously a hero, we see him do incredibly brave and selfless things, but I’m way more interested in all the villains on this show. While I know we’re supposed to see Bruce making his gradual transformation into Batman, it felt like they did too much too early. Bruce has killed Ra’s al Ghul and been through No Man’s Land before he even became Batman, what challenges are left for him now?

Gordon - I know I should like Gordon, he’s the light in the darkness, the one good cop in Gotham, but unfortunately, as the boy scout character, he’s also boring compared to the more colorful, morally bankrupt characters. He also comes off as self-righteous and hypocritical at times, as he winds up doing some shady things, or insists on “doing the right thing” regardless of who may be screwed over by his actions. Also, how many beautiful women need to throw themselves at him?

Ivy - making Ivy an unnaturally aged-up child who is portrayed as sexy sexy was very creepy and weird. I guess they tried to make her the eco-terrorist in the last season or so, but there were so many wrong turns with that character.

The “Joker” - I’m honestly so bored with dark, edgy Joker. He’s overplayed. My favorite Jokers now are Cesar Romero, Lego Batman Joker, and Mark Hamill’s Batman TAS Joker, who portrayed just the right amount of menace while still letting the character be fun. (Honorable mention to Heath Ledger, whose dark, edgy Joker was at least interesting and compelling.) This show is no exception. I was generally bored whenever Jerome showed up. Oh, he’s gonna kill some people? Great. However, the twist in Season 4 was interesting, and I give the actor a lot of credit for portraying two very different personas. He did a great job with that.

Discount Bin “Harley” - she wasn’t really called Harley, but she wore a similar suit and was blond and said “puddin.” Not nearly as compelling or sympathetic as the original, TAS Harley.

Sophia Falcone - she was an interesting schemer, but I’m very annoyed that they took a big, physically imposing woman from the comics, and made her slim and conventionally beautiful.

Also:

The show did a lot of things too soon, imo. Of course, they had five seasons to fill, and they needed big impressive events, but it got weird when they tried to adapt comics stories like No Man’s Land or The Killing Joke before Bruce is even Batman. What challenges are left for him? The villains have almost all been through a lot of their development already, so what’s left for them when Bruce actually starts beating them up wearing the funny suit? Also, Bullock said at one point that he’s fifty, which means that, 10 years later, he’s close to retirement age when Batman is just getting started. Montaya was introduced in the first season and disappeared. By the time Barbara Gordon is old enough to be Batgirl, Riddler, Penguin and Joker are gonna be senior citizens.

Bruce and Selina need to both stop taking their masks off. In the last episode, Catwoman takes off her mask while she’s stealing a diamond, while physically at the crime scene, probably being recorded on security cameras, just so that we can see that it’s her. Are the GCPD just letting her steal whatever because she’s helped them in the past? Baby Bruce takes off his leather mask when he first starts crime fighting, and does a hell of a lot of beating criminals up maskless in the last couple of seasons. But no one suspects that he’s Batman later?

The show has an absolutely appalling portrayal of mental illness. Arkham seems to house both harmless and dangerous patients, but they’re all mixed in together, and the non-named extras are all hamming it up acting “crazy” during scenes there. It really plays on the “crazy = monster” trope, especially since all the main characters that experience mental illness seem to go bad. I guess they could be making a statement about poor treatment of the mentally ill, but the extras are always portrayed as grotesque and comical. It’s gross. But it’s also very similar to the way Arkham is usually portrayed in the comics.

Nothing on this show ever made sense, but that’s okay, it’s Gotham.

#gotham #my long rambling opinions

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disresemble-the-place · 4 years

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These Toon Patrol S/O Headcanons are simply ADORABLE!!! What are nicknames that the Weasels like and dislike for themselves? Does Smartass like being called "Smarty?" Cause that's how I pretty much refer to him as.

[[ Thank you so much!! Your compliments keep me going and I read all the tags and comments and I wish I was better at replying to them but know they keep me going and I love you all so much!

In general

Since they are a parody of the 7 dwarves I always imaged their names being a parody of that too.

But also since they act more like gangsters than cops I also see their names as being a nickname about their defying trait. Like Mr. Pink and Mr. White and the others from Reservoir Dogs.

Smarty is a snarky ass, Wheezy wheezes all the time, Greasy has greased up hair, Stupid isn’t the smartest and Psycho is unhinged. Though I always saw Stupid as more book dumb and street smart.

Besides considering what they do; trying to kill toon kind, it’s only to be assumed they used an alias. Don’t want to be throwing out their real names out of safety for themselves.

Smarty

Doesn’t really care for Smart Ass and Wise Guy makes him seem like a no good criminal.

He wants to be seen as educated not as a snarky ass.

Likes names that confirm his status like Boss

Also loves to be called Big Guy because he’s so sort, He wants to feel big!

Secretly likes those overly sweet nicknames like Schmoo and Snookums, etc. But only in private and between the two of you.

Hates; Pinky and Weasel said with contempt.

Wheezy

Never really argued the name Wheezy because it’s true.

Didn’t fight for the name Smokey because it ‘makes me sound like a fecking cat’

Really melts if you learn Scottish Gaelic pet names. It reminds him of home and he appreciates you learning his culture.

Also loves if you call him strong or a big guy. Since he’s pretty lankey it confirms to him that you feel safe around him.

Dislikes; Chimney, The scary one.

Greasy

Out of all the guys he fought his name the most.

Claims to not use any product and his hair is naturally like that, [He is also lying.]

Fought for things like Stabby or Knifey but was pointed out that most of them have an edged weapon so it wasn’t just him. If they have to get a name basted on a trait he would be no different.

Started to use even more product out of spite though.

Likes to be called a nickname, any nickname, if you speak a language other than English then please give him a nickname in your own language. He would love that and makes him feel special.

Always wants to be called a nickname in public, he worked hard for that relationship and he really needs to show everyone that he’s dating a real life person that he didn’t make up.

All nicknames are good nicknames as long as they’re sweet

Dislikes; Oily, Creepy, Ugly and Fuckboy.

Stupid

If he wasn’t so loyal to Smarty he would’ve fought his name. He realises he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed but having a name that confirms that all the time hurts.

Loves being called Muffin or Stud.

Or something as simple as Sweetheart!

And while not nickname related he loves you forever if you call him smart. Not just out of the blue to please him but saying stuff like ‘I hadn’t thought about that, smart!” Or “What a great suggestion! Thank you”

Basically anything that takes the fear of being seen as a stupid person will make him melt.

Dislikes; nicknames that refer to his weight and intellect in a negative manner.

Psycho

You know those old DVD screensavers that would have the DVD logo bounce around? That’s basically his brain.

He gets one coherent thought when the DVD logo hits a corner and as such doesn’t realise that Psycho can be seen as negative.

He loves nicknames with ‘my’ in front it. ‘My angel’, ‘My darling’ etc.

Because he feels like he can’t connect well with others because of the way he is he loves the confirmation that yes, not only is he loved. He’s yours. He’s a real person and he’s yours.

Hates; freakshow, Loon, Crazy Eyes.

#Anonymous #it's called hospitality // ask #friendship is everything // anon #smarty #toon patrol #wheezy #greasy #psycho #stupid #wfrr #who framed roger rabbit #FUN FACT #I HAD TO WRITE THIS TWICE #BECAUSE TUMBLR REFRESHED #wiuerhieuhr

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timeisacephalopod · 5 years

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Convincing

Have a fun lil thunderiron AU with chubby Thor!

Val rolls her eyes at him. “He’s not going to do it,” she says and Tony shakes his head.

“You’re no damn fun, you know that? And you don’t know that he won’t so shush,” he tells her.

She shakes her head and they both look back over to Thor, who’s finally stopped snoring so loud they actually had to raise their voices to be heard over it. Tony doesn’t understand why Thor snores so loud and its really annoying when he actually attempts to sleep beside the guy but they make it work. Thor twitches a little and Tony leans in, prepared for this.

“Oh my god, Stark. He’s not going to do it,” Val tells him.

“Is so. Have you seen Thor on drugs? He basically turns into a toddler.” His brother, on the other hand, gets fucking stabby. Tony’s a little glad he jumped brothers when he met Thor. Sure, Loki’s hot but the guy has more issues than Tony and that’s... well, an accomplishment.

“So he’ll be weepy, that doesn’t mean anything. And he just got surgery on his leg, we should be nice,” she says like being nice is ever her first instinct.

This time Tony rolls his eyes. “Val, you laughed that time Thor fell down the stairs. ‘Nice’ isn’t in your vocabulary. Besides, its a harmless prank and his leg is fine, he’ll heal up like normal and there’s no harm done.” This whole thing was an accident anyway and Thor is fine all things considered. He’ll probably be pissed about the broken leg thing for some time, but he’s fine otherwise. And if he doesn’t say something funny Tony won’t fuck with him anyway, seems a fair enough deal for him.

Val considers it for a moment. “Think we can convince him he’s an egg?” she asks and Tony throws back his head and laughs.

“We’re not convincing Thor he’s an egg. But we’re saving that for any potential time where Loki might be loopy on drugs because that’s mean and I don’t really care if we’re mean to Loki.” He has it coming anyway. He’d probably convince someone they’d been snatched by fucking aliens or something for shits and giggles so convincing him he’s an egg really isn’t that bad.

When Thor wakes up Tony knows immediately that his mind is fuzzy. He looks around, obviously a little dazed, but his gaze happens to fall on Tony over Val first. He smiles brightly, “well you’re quite stunning,” he says cheerfully and Tony ducks his head, smiling a little.

“Sadly, I’m spoken for,” he tells Thor, who immediately looks upset. He looks away, in Val’s direction incidentally, and fixes her with a look.

“Are you the one that’s dating this angel?” he asks and Tony nearly snorts out loud. Can’t say he gets compared to angels on any given day, usually the opposite.

Val rolls her eyes. “Fuck no. I have taste.”

Tony flips her off as Thor turns back to him. “Are you sure you’re not single? Because I think I would make a lovely boyfriend,” he tells Tony.

“Would you, now?” he asks, grinning.

“Probably better than what you’ve got now,” Thor reasons and that’s hilarious.

Tony probably would have been able to keep up the pretense but Val starts laughing so he sighs. “Oh honey, that’s nice but I’m dating you,” he says.

For a moment Thor looks confused and then determined. “Well I’m sure I can be a better boyfriend than I have been,” he says and Tony’s heart grows a little, he swears. God, Thor’s so damn sweet.

Loki looks unimpressed with him and Tony thinks he can fuck right off. “I can’t believe you’ve got the gall to lay there in his hospital bed after convincing him you were dating someone while he was under the influence!” he says, inexplicably outraged by this.

Yeah, Tony doesn’t know what he’s more shocked by- the fact that Thor’s body is more comfortable and squishy than his damn bed or Loki growing a half a moral. “Shut your hole, Loki. Like you would have been more noble or whatever,” Tony mumbles. “And I was telling the truth, the fact that I conveniently left out that it was Thor I was dating is irrelevant.”

Loki goes to open his mouth to speak but Thor cuts him off. “Loki, unless you’re about to tell me that you’re going to grill me a cheese shut up. Also, when we were ten and I broke my arm you put a snake in my bed so I don’t see why you’re upset,” Thor tells him.

“He’s mad Tony off and messed with you first,” Val says as she enters the room. As she walks by Loki she pulls his Chinese out of his hand and starts eating it, earning an offended glare from her.

“I am not,” Loki mumbles and oh he so is! Little weasel!

Whatever. Tony will steal the Chinese from Val and Loki can suffer. “So like. Quick question- why the hell is Thor more comfortable than his bed?” he asks.

“Thor has more cushion,” Val says and Thor snorts.

“A bed of nails has more cushion. When can I leave?”

#Thunderiron #tony x thor #fanfiction #alternate universe

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xena-ekel · 5 years

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Stabby child is sad/ part 1

(This is the bonding story for @ezicinfiltrator . Silv should make his grand appearance in the next part or two . @handmadecyanide )

This was, without exaggeration, one of the worst nights of her life.

Only one person had ever given her a gift, and she had managed to ruin it.

she clutched the broken knife loosely in her jacket pocket, rolling the broken pieces of casing between her fingers.

She hadn't even managed to break it in just one way. No. Everything that could be wrong with her knife was wrong.

Her eyes stung, her throat ached, and an unignorable pressure had settled between her eyes. She wanted to cry. Badly. She had broken her favorite, her only, knife. The one gift anyone had ever given her.

She didn't respond to Laz's lighthearted insults as she walked in to the apartment. She was silent as she pushed the door open, quiet even as he tried to hold a conversation with her while she walked to her room, mute as she closed the door in his face.

She shuddered, her eyes becoming bleary. With a shaking hand, she pulled the broken pieces of the knife from her jacket pocket, laying it all out on the dresser.

She couldn't help but stare at it. Her favorite thing in the world was broken, it was all her fault, and there wasn't a single thing she could do about it.

Sniffling, she rubbed at her eyes.

Cali jumped from her shoulders to the bed as she began to undress, changing quickly and avoiding looking at the remnants of her switchblade.

She ignored Cali, who sat on the bed, meowing repetitively. She pulled the bottom drawer of the dresser open quickly, pulling a gray hoodie that she had "borrowed" from Kveto out quickly.

She flipped the light off quickly, throwing herself into bed and startling Cali. After letting out an angry hiss as her human wrapped herself up in the pilfered hoodie and several blankets, Cali weaseled her way into Xena's arms, resting her head under her chin.

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Laz was slightly concerned.

Xena was always moody. It was a given. But she was rarely so rude about it. She had ignored him when he had tried to joke with her, and gone as far as slamming the bedroom door in his face.

This wasn't right, but there wasn't much he could do about it at the moment, with the children in bed, Kveto out for the evening, and Xena herself avoiding him.

It would have to wait.

#xena #laz #stabby child is sad #part one #part 1 #story #cali

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