‘cause right now you're mine
set in this verse
THURSDAY, APRIL 2nd
Dean 12:01
You didn’t tell me you led Carver Prep’s quiz bowl team???
Castiel 12:15
It’s in the middle of the school day and you’re texting.
What kind of example are you setting for your students?
Castiel 12:16
I didn’t tell you because it wasn’t relevant.
Dean 12:17
Haha smartass
I’m having lunch in my office
Youre texting me back so i see right through you
And of course it’s freaking relevant
Castiel 12:20
How?
Dean 12:21
Because I got tapped to coach Edlund High's quiz bowl team this morning!
Castiel 12:21
Oh no.
Dean 12:30
Oh no is right buddy
Castiel 12:37
I thought you coached the softball team.
Dean 12:37
I can do both
You’re dating a very talented man
Castiel 12:49
I know that. I just didn’t know it extended to quiz bowls and softball in addition to blow jobs and breaking and entering places to give blow jobs.
Dean 12:52
What the fuck is wrong with you
I’m in school!
My lunch hour is almost over
I’ll have to get up from my desk very soon
This is all your fault
Castiel 12:59
:)
Dean 1:00
Just for that
No blow jobs for you tonight
Castiel 1:07
:(
MONDAY, APRIL 6th
Dean 11:55
I bet I can grade more midterms than you today
Castiel 11:58
I know better than to make bets with you, Dean Winchester.
Dean 12:03
It was just a kiss
I bet you’re just pissed you lost
Castiel 12:04
I can’t engage in PDA in front of my niece and one of my students at a school event!
Dean 12:04
Youre such a prude
Castiel 12:06
Unlike some teachers, I maintain boundaries between my personal and professional life.
Dean 12:07
Prude.
Castiel 12:09
Did you text me on a Monday afternoon just to harass me about my reluctance to kiss my boyfriend in front of minors?
Dean 12:11
Huh
Boyfriend
Castiel 12:20
Dean?
Dean 12:21
What?
Castiel 12:22
Is everything okay?
Dean 12:23
Other than *my boyfriend* refusing to even entertain the idea of a friendly wager?
Castiel 12:23
Yes, other than that.
Dean 12:23
No
Castiel 12:25
That’s good. You scared me for a second.
Dean 12:26
I did?
Castiel 12:26
Are you okay with being my boyfriend? The long gap between our messages made me realize we haven’t talked about it before.
Dean 12:27
I mean it’s a little weird
My 16 year old students have boyfriends
“boyfriend” seems a little
I don’t know
Juvenile
We’re not 16 anymore, Cas
Thank god.
Castiel 12:30
Would you prefer “partner”?
Castiel 12:31
It’s just whenever I hear someone call their significant other “partner” I can never tell if they are talking about their life partner, same-sex partner, police partner, or if they are cowboys.
That was a joke!
Ignore this. I remember how much you like Westerns.
“Partners” is off the table.
Dean 12:31
HOWDY YALL THIS IS MY PARTNER CAS
Castiel 12:31
Please never introduce me to someone like this.
Dean 12:32
Only if you watch Tombstone with me tonight
Castiel 12:33
Can I still grade my midterms?
Dean 12:35
You’re killing me here Cas
Yes
Castiel 12:40
I’m your huckleberry
SUNDAY, APRIL 12th
Castiel 2:19
Good luck with the softball game today!
Dean 2:21
You’d better make it up for me for missing this one
Its the semifinals
Castiel 2:22
I will.
Say “hi” to Claire for me.
Dean 2:27
What the hell?
Why is she here? We’re not even playing Carver
Castiel 2:29
She has a crush on Kaia Nieves
Dean 2:30
Ohhhhh
That explains a lot
Castiel 2:30
She thinks she’s being subtle.
Dean 2:37
I see that runs in the family
Subtle as a brick wall. All of you.
Castiel 2:38
Excuse me, you had no idea about my feelings for you back in high school.
Dean 2:49
So? Charlie said you were obvious as fuck
But it didn’t matter since I was a dumbass
Castiel 2:50
I prefer oblivious
Less dumb
Less ass
Dean 2:57
How dare you
My ass is a goddamn gift.
You take that back right now
Castiel 2:59
Of course.
Don’t you have a game to coach?
Dean 3:01
Shit you’re right
TUESDAY, APRIL 14th
Castiel 11:18
I know how I can make up for missing that last softball game last weekend
Dean 12:01
Sorry
The kids called me out for texting you 5 mins before the bell last time
How the hell did i get stuck with a class full of narcs
Castiel 12:03
It’s probably karma
For all the rule breaking you did in school
Dean 12:05
Hey
I wasn’t that bad
Castiel 12:05
You frequently defaced school desks and returned library books after their due date.
Dean 12:06
I’m dating a narc too???
Castiel 12:07
You didn’t ask what I have planned.
Dean 12:07
OK i’ll bite
What do you have planned babe?
Please tell me it’s not another documentary on bees
That was depressing
The grand canyon one was cool though
Castiel 12:10
Speaking of narcs
Dean 12:10
This doesn’t sound good
Castiel 12:11
When I had to get my extra copy of Camus from my car, I stumbled on Miriam at the edge of the parking lot with a few more students.
They were skipping class and smoking marijuana. Naturally, I reported them to the administration.
Dean 12:13
Not helping your not-a-narc case
Castiel 12:13
They received detention for skipping class.
Dean 12:13
And the drugs?
Castiel 12:13
I may have neglected to report the drug use.
Dean 12:14
Seriously?
Castiel 12:14
I still confiscated it. Research evidence shows marijuana has negative effects on the developing brain.
Dean 12:14
I guess that’s fair
Dean 12:15
Hang on
Do you still have it?
OUR brains are old as balls
Seriously, are you telling me you have weed now?
Castiel 12:15
Surprise?
I can throw it out if you’d prefer to do something else tonight.
Dean 12:15
Dont you dare!!!
I’m going to get a six pack on the way home, download the last Star Wars, and we’re gonna do this right
Your place or mine?
Castiel 12:16
I have been neglecting laundry lately. Yours?
Dean 12:16
You’re on
This is going to be so awesome
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15th
Dean 12:06
Did you really mean to invite me to dinner with your brother?
Castiel 12:09
I didn’t mean to bring it up when we were high, but the invitation still stands.
Claire told him we were together. He wants to meet you.
Dean 12:11
Oh
Castiel 12:11
You do not have to say yes.
Dean 12:13
I’ll go
It just took me by surprise
Castiel 12:13
I don’t want to pressure you.
Dean 12:14
Youre not pressuring me
Castiel 12:14
Are you sure?
Dean 12:16
Look, I just know your relationship with your brother is complicated
And I don’t want to stick my foot in it
By accident or some other way
Castiel 12:20
We’re in a better place than I’d like to admit.
I spent a long time resenting Jimmy for the time he had with Father.
But it wasn’t his fault Father was a bastard who had a second family he preferred to be with.
Jimmy was barely in middle school when Father started going on his “business trips”
Dean 12:21
Jesus christ
You told me bit about it back in high school
But I didn’t realize it was a second family situation
Castiel 12:21
Mother kept it from us for years. I still haven’t forgiven her for it.
Dean 12:21
Are you OK?
Castiel 12:22
I’m fine. It was a long time ago.
Dean 12:22
That stuff takes a long time to get over.
Castiel 12:22
I suppose.
Dean 12:23
Is it okay if you stay at mine tonight?
Castiel 12:24
Our next date isn’t until Friday
Dean 12:24
I don’t want to wait until Friday to see you
Castiel 12:27
Can you pick me up at Carver at 4pm?
Dean 12:27
You got it
More time with you and my baby
Win-win!
FRIDAY, APRIL 24th
Dean 11:51
Are you sure what I usually wear to school is OK?
Castiel 11:53
You texted me nine minutes early?
Dean 11:53
Shut up
I had to bribe my kids
For NINE extra minutes
Friggin tyrants
Castiel 11:54
What did they extort from you?
Dean 11:54
I promised to throw out their lowest pop quiz grade
Castiel 11:54
That isn’t too bad.
Dean 11:54
I was already planning on doing it
Castiel 11:55
Clever of you.
Dean 11:56
You’re not just dating a pretty face
But getting back to dinner with your brother
Is a regular button up OK?
The tie hides most of the sloppy joe stain
Castiel 11:56
I’m sure you look very handsome
Dean 11:57
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not
Castiel 11:57
I rarely manage sarcasm in-person.
What makes you think I would attempt it over text?
Dean 11:58
Good point
Castiel 11:58
You’re a very good-looking man, Dean.
I’ve known this since we were 15.
Dean 11:59
Stop it
you’re making me blush
Castiel 12:01
It’s the truth.
Dean 12:04
Alright, alright
I’m already sleeping with you
No need to butter me up
Dean 12:05
It’s just I remember how you used to talk about him
The perfect big brother
Castiel 12:07
More like the perfect student and perfect son.
Jimmy was honestly too busy to be much of a brother.
The 11 year age difference didn’t help.
When I was in high school, he already had the perfect nuclear family on the way.
Dean 12:07
Exactly
Castiel 12:08
Exactly what?
Dean 12:08
You’re lucky I know you
And I know you’re not drawing this out on purpose
Look, i want to make a good impression, OK? he seems like a hard guy to please.
Castiel 12:09
I
That’s very admirable of you, but it’s entirely unnecessary.
Dean 12:10
He’s your family
Castiel 12:11
And I understand family is very important to you, but it isn’t the same with me.
It would be very nice if dinner goes well, but if it does not, I will not care in the slightest.
Dean 12:11
Really?
Castiel 12:11
Truly.
SATURDAY, APRIL 25th
11:16
I’m sorry for my dad.
Dean 11:17
Who is this?
11:20
Claire Novak
Dean 11:21
How did you get this number?
Claire 11:23
Alex Jones
Dean 11:24
How did Alex get my number???
Claire 11:24
It was on the softball permission forms
How did you not know this
Didn’t you draft them?
Dean 11:25
It’s been a while
I’m a very busy man
Claire 11:25
Sure.
Anyway, my dad was a dick.
Totally out of line last night
Dean 11:26
Shouldn’t you be texting Cas about this?
Claire 11:26
I don’t have his number
Dean 11:26
Cas wasn’t kidding when he said you guys weren’t close
Claire 11:27
Nope.
Dean 11:27
Well I am very close with my brother
He’s a lawyer out in California
Claire 11:27
Good for you???
Dean 11:29
It doesn’t sit right with me that Cas doesn't have a real relationship with his family
Claire 11:31
That seems like Uncle Castiels business
Dean 11:33
But Jimmy isn’t Cas’s only family
SO if you ever need a place to crash, i’m always available
Claire 11:35
Maybe my dad was right
And you’re secretly a perv
I’m not staying with you you freak
Dean 11:35
Jesus christ, I’m trying to say, if ALEX isn’t the only girl on Edlund's softball team you’re getting buddy-buddy with, it’s fine
You should get a chance to explore that part of being a teenager
While STAYING SAFE
But don’t let your parents stand in the way of that side of your life
Claire 11:41
Dad wouldn’t kick me out
Dean 11:42
Maybe not.
But if you are at all uncomfortable, just give cas a call
I’ll forward you his contact info now
“I might have told Claire she’s always welcome at my place if she comes out to her parents,” Dean says as he pockets his phone. He turns his back on the pile of sparkling clean dishes drying on the rack by Cas's sink. Dean adds, “Hopefully she’ll ask you before she goes to me.”
They hadn't really discussed the disaster of a dinner with Jimmy and Claire. A few tense words on the drive back to Cas's house, a tacit acknowledgement in the morning not to mention it until after coffee and breakfast. But then Cas brought out his homework for the weekend, even while last night's argument scratches at the back of his mind like a fly trapped in a windowless room. So Dean did the dishes and texted Claire.
Cas looks up from his juniors’ final exams. “You were talking to Claire?”
“She texted me first,” Dean says defensively.
Cas sighs and caps his pen. It’s blue, because red pen, according to Cas, is too traumatizing a grading implement. “I’m very sorry about last night.”
Dean waves his apology off. “You warned me it could go sideways.”
Cas’s brow furrows. “Still,” he says slowly, “I told my mother and Jimmy I was gay a few years ago. I think it was easy for them to ignore it as long as I didn’t have a boyfriend in the picture.”
Dean fiddles with a dishrag as he hovers by the sink. “Was Jimmy a jackass to your other boyfriends?”
“What others?” Cas asks wryly. “None of them were ever serious enough to pique Jimmy’s interest.”
“Really?”
Cas nods and gestures for Dean to take a seat at the kitchen table next to him. He holds out his hand, which Dean takes, bemused. “I don’t know why Jimmy thought religion was an appropriate introductory dinner topic. I could tell he was trying to genuinely understand our… lifestyle, to use his word, but-”
“I got angry,” Dean says looking down at their clasped hands.
“You didn’t say anything I wasn't thinking,” Cas says simply. “I’m glad you reached out to Claire.”
“It seems like she needed it.”
“She doesn’t have a lot of adults in her life she can rely on to be in her corner,” Cas says diplomatically. “I’ve tried, over the years, but I can’t relate to her at all.”
Dean laughs. “Of course not. Teenage rebellion wasn’t really your style.”
“Ah yes, of course,” Cas says, his voice dry as chalk, “you’d be the perfect person to talk to her. The cool kids speak their own language. How could I forget?”
Dean smirks. “It’s full of references you don’t get.”
“Don’t remind me,” Cas says darkly.
Dean leans in for a kiss. Eyes dancing, as he whispers, “Relax, babe. You were always the coolest kid in school to me."
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The Problem Isnt Just Trump. Its Our Ignorant Electorate.
For many of us, mornings have taken on a certain nauseating sameness. We roll out from beneath the blankets and, before the scent of coffee has reached our nostrils, we are checking the news feeds for the latest semi-literate tweet coughed up by the ranting, traitorous squatter occupying the Oval Office.
The rest of the day is spent in a kind of horrified suspension, holding our breath, waiting for whatever outrage will inevitably belch forth from the White Houseonce a bastion of seriousness and decorum, now ground zero for the demise of western democracy. How many lies will Trump spew today? Which dictators will he suck up to? Will he smear a Gold Star family? Attack a woman who dares to call out his smarmy predations? Unveil a puerile, racist nickname for a Senator or member of his own cabinet?
As much as we loathe it, however sickening it might have become, every day seems all about him, a former game show host and real estate failure, a hawker of rot-gut vodka and bullshit degrees from a fraudulent University who once styled himself as the Donald. The cable news shows lead with his most recent flatulence, the op-ed pages brim with intimations of doom, late night comedians are having a field day.
He is the president and, thus, bears watching. But we would be mistaken to think that he is truly the center of our universe, a man with a plan, commanding the heights, directing the action.
Virulent as he may be, Donald J. Trump is a symptom not the disease. Without us, he would amount to nothing more than what he had always been before the bizzaro presidential election of 2016: a foppish narcissist desperate for any measure of affirmation; a joke; a nothing. He did not create his voters. They have been there all along, seething with sometimes justifiable anger and suffering their various insecurities. They created and enabled Trump. And make no mistake, in all their vulnerable humanity, they are us: Gullible, compliant, distracted, marinating in irony.
At root, we the people are the problem.
We are understandably reluctant to impugn the intelligence and integrity of our fellow citizens. It is arrogant, uncivil, bad form. Who are we, any of us, to hold ourselves superior? When Hillary Clinton referred to some Trump supporters as deplorables, she was roundly castigated on all sides. How dare she? Yet it is an uncomfortable reality that anywhere from a fifth to a third of our electorate can be fairly (if gently) described as low-information voters. If the results of numerous polls and questionnaires are to be trusted, they know very little about the world they inhabit and what they do know is often woefully incorrect.
Surveys conducted every two years by the National Science Foundation consistently demonstrate that slightly more than half of Americans reject the settled science concerning human evolution. They are not unaware that virtually all credible scientists accept the overwhelming evidence that we evolved from earlier species. They simply choose not to accept that consensus because it doesnt comport with their deeply held beliefs. Many also embrace the absurd notion that the earth is only six thousand years old. Astonishingly, in the early 21st century, around a quarter of our citizenry seems unaware that said earth revolves around the sun.
It is a mistake to regard concern about such ignorance as effete snobbery or elitist condescension. While misapprehensions about basic astronomy, earth science and biology may have little impact on these folks daily lives, does anyone actually believe that similarly uninformed views arent likely to affect their grasp of policies regarding, say, climate change? Income inequality? Gun violence? Immigration?
Profound knowledge gaps like the aforementioned reveal an inability to think critically and leave a person vulnerable to all manner of chicanery. We are all ignorant about many things. Dont get me started on my dismal grasp of mathematics! But the hallmark of a sound education is not glorying in what you think you know, but, instead, appreciating the vastness of what you dont know.
If ignorance is the key that opens the door for charlatans like Trump, improved education, whether in school or in the public square, would seem to provide an obvious solution. But here we confront the perverse Dunning-Kruger Effect identified by psychologistsessentially, the less we know, the more certain we become of our superior knowledge. We have also discovered that exposure to facts and evidence does not always have the expected impact. Many people, when confronted by irrefutable proof that some core belief is incorrect, dont change their minds but dig in their heels. What feels right to them must be right and no amount logic and reasoning will dissuade them. Emotion trumps evidence.
Not too long ago, I fell into conversation with a woman aboard an airplane. Our chat somehow turned to health care. She offered the opinion that people who couldnt afford health insurance didnt deserve medical services. Why should she pay for someones care when they were obviously too lazy to earn their own money?
Because Im my own kind of fool, I rose to the bait. Did that mean they should be allowed to die in the street? I wondered. Well, no, she said. That would be inhumane. They could always go to an emergency room. So she was willing to pay for their care, I observed, but only in the least efficient, most expensive manner. This gave her momentary pause, but she quickly regrouped, simply repeating her prior assertion: Why should she pay? I didnt ask who she planned to vote for in the then-upcoming presidential election, but given that she had also voiced the opinion that women were, by virtue of their gender, unqualified to be news anchors, Im guessing it wasnt Hillary Clinton or Jill Stein.
She is hardly the worst example of an unthinking voter. Bill Maher once invited onto his show former GM Executive Bob Lutz. One supposes that such a fellow has benefited from an adequate education and that hes open to reason. Yet, when the subject of climate change arose, Lutz denied it was happening. A bunch of nonsense as far as he was concerned.
As it happened, Maher had also invited Neil deGrasse Tyson, an astrophysicist, educator and Director of the Hayden Planetarium. Tyson patiently explained why Lutz was misinformed. The planet was warming. Humans were largely to blame. This is how we know.
You might expect an educated person to respond by at least engaging on the topic. Tyson was, after all, vastly more knowledgeable on the subject at hand. Had their roles been reversed, with the topic being cars, I have no doubt he would have deferred to the automaker, asking questions, trying to improve the state of his own knowledge. Not Lutz. You could see him shutting down before Tyson had even warmed to the topic (no pun intended). As Upton Sinclair famously put it, Its hard to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on him not understanding it.
Anyone who has watched the focus groups of Trump voters has seen this sorry dynamic played out again and again. Everything, no matter how tawdry or malicious, is excused or minimized. You get the feeling these folks would accept the sexual molestation of teenage girls as a trade-off for Neil Gorsuch. In fact, many did in supporting Roy Moore.
Welcome to the Post-Truth Era.
Much has been written about the impact social media and the internet in general have had on how people receive and absorb information. By now, we are all familiar with bots, trolls, phony scandals and the tendency of folks to hunker down in their own info-silos. The old adage that a lie is halfway round the world before the truth gets its socks on has never been more salient.
Consider the recent attacks on one of the young Parkland shooting survivors. A teenager who had just witnessed classmates being gunned down at his own school quickly discovered that speaking up for common-sense gun regulation resulted in vicious trolling and the viral lie that he was a paid crisis actor. This was similar to what befell the grieving families of the small children murdered at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012. Imagine waking one morning in a state of searing grief over the violent death of your baby to discover that some odious prankster like Alex Jones is telling his gullible audience that the whole tragic incident was staged, that your child was actually a paid performer doused in artificial gore and posed in a gruesome tableaux of death.
That Jones and his ilk have not been thoroughly shamed and driven from the public sphere says a lot about our growing tolerance for vile nonsense.
Trump did not invent Fake News. The Big Lie has been the stock in trade of con men and tyrants since time immemorial. But he understands its value. Alternative facts as his lickspittle factotum, Kellyanne Conway infamously put it, has long been his metier. Hes a bullshitter, a phony and now hes our president.
This shouldnt have happened. But we let it happen, though Trump did have plenty of help
Unsurprisingly, the Fox propaganda machine and any number of right-wing radio ranters enthusiastically clambered aboard the Trump Train. They were abetted by many in the mainstream media who, mindful that Trump lured eyeballs to advertisers and too timid to call him out as the carnival barker he so obviously was, went along for the ride. A number of Republicans in Congress dismissed him at first. But when it became clear he had a shot at winning and that his devotees comprised at least half of their party, they scurried to adopt him as their useful idiot.
Its true that we are not all equally culpable. Roughly three million more people voted for Trumps chief opponent. But the right-minded among us didnt do enough to forestall the plainly looming disaster. The proof of that is the Trump presidency itself.
So, if we in our various incarnations are the problem, then what is the solution? Is there any way out? Wed better hope so. Whats certain is that its on us. We made a wreck of our government and its up to us to fix it.
There are positive signs:
A once compliant media has begun to take the gloves off. Genuine conservatives, outraged that their movement has been hijacked by philistines, are sounding the alarm. People are rising up and calling BS. For every Sean Hannity there is a Rachel Maddow, Jake Tapper or even Shepard Smith (at Fox News, no less!). For every Paul Ryan, there is a David Frum or Max Boot. Frothing crowds at CPAC are countered by the #MeToo movement and impressively eloquent teenagers fed up with politicians of any stripe who cower before the gun industry. On a good day, a John McCain or Jeff Flake will stand up to the cringing accommodationists in their own party. And, of course, Donald Trump himself, along with his corrupt lackeys, face a formidable foe in the person of Robert Mueller.
NSA Director Admiral Mike Rogers recent testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee should mark a turning point, though he merely confirmed what has been apparent for some time: that even as our nation is under attack from a Russia determined to subvert our democracy, the president has not directed any relevant agencies to defend the country. This is a violation of the oath Trump swore on inauguration day and smacks of treason. We have entered uncharted waters.
Whats clear is that we need to use all non-violent resources at our disposal to rid ourselves and our country of the dangerous infection spreading from the White House into our body politic. These are not normal times and our usual reflexes will no longer suffice.
Trump is a problem of our own creation. We must become the solution.
Ron Reagan is an author and political commentator who lives in Seattle and Arezzo, Tuscany.
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