✩ my destiel aus: a masterlist✩

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squatter’s rights (T, 8.1k) : weirdo angel artist drifter cas meets solo-hunter dean in an abandoned house. dean flirts via references to movies that cas hasn’t seen, cas flirts via mind reading. confirmation (T, 1.8k) : dean and lisa are set to be married. big irish catholic wedding and all. only problem, dean isn’t confirmed. enter priest cas. under covers (E, 6.5k) : get your fake dating here! even more than fake dating, get your faked sex scene ( that’s a little more than fake ) here, too! inspired by and titled after an episode of ncis. it started with a photograph (T, 3.8k) : bare the musical au ? boarding school. jock dean, shy cas. including : overuse of stained glass imagery and a first kiss. you & i (T, 1.5k) : part two of the above bare the musical au. takes place during the song you and i (obviously. jesus, zo) angsty and closety and secret relationshippy. but kinda cuddly too. changing my major (T, 1.3k) : college au, morning after cuddles unanticipated consequences (E, 13.8k) : hunter dean, veterinarian cas. dean breaks into the clinic for some emergency medical care, finds a bit more than that, actually. light my candle (E, 7.8k) : roommates to accidental kink discussion to confession of mutual pining for the last 12 years to hookup. part two is in the works (just an excuse to write the waxplay that i didn’t put in the wax play fic.) they frot. candle in the mirror (T, 6.6k) : a young dean and cas gather in the woods of their small village and do some christmastide fortune telling. witchy boy cas anyone? wall lovin’ (E, 2.7K) : dean falls for his neighbor, wholly due to the thin wall separating their bedrooms and his neighbor’s tendency to have really really loud sexual experiences. a bit dub-con as dean’s being voyeuristic but. i promise that cas doesn’t mind.

canonverse fics | sapphicnatural fics | misc. spn fics

The dichotomy of wanting to get into more MCYT content because you fucking love that medium of storytelling versus the sheer emotional burnout of series and fanfics with too much hurt and too little comfort inflicted upon you which you still haunts you tok this day

(and also you dont have anytime you ain't reading all that but that isn't important)

oooh.. there's something scary in the air... not here though !! becauseeeeeeeeee..........

IT'S KUREA KINYOUBI / CLAIRE FRIDAY !!! HAPPY FIRST FRIDAY OF OCTOBER YAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYA

IM SO GIDDY TODAY. IM SO HAPPY. IVE SEEN SO MANY LANCE POSTS AND THEYRE ALL SO CUTE AND I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH. YES, LANCES PARENTS DO THINK HES A COSPLAYER AND THEY SUPPORT HIM FULLHEARTEDLY (i dont actually hc this but its great). YES LANCE IS AMBIDEXTROUS CUZ IM AMBIDEXTROUS TOO!!! YES LANCE COPIES FUNNY LARGE WORDS FROM KNIGHTS AND PRINCESS NOVELS HE READ AS A KID!! YES LANCE IS SUCH A GENTLEMAN AND HES SO GREAT AND SO AWESOME AND OH MY GOD IM GOING TO IMPLODE

IM SO HAPPY TODAY ACTUALLY. IDK WHY!! THE LANCE POSTS JUST ADD ONTO IT. I LOVE SEEING PPL AGREE WITH HEADCANONS I ALREADY HAD ITS SO GREAT AND AWESOME AND MORE LANCE CONTENT NOW PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

EVERY POST I SEE IS SLOWLY INCHING TOWARDS MY FIRM HEADCANON THAT LANCE IS AUTISTIC AND I NEED THIS PLEASE I DO PLEASE PLEASE. HES SO UGH. HES SO!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I LOVE EVERYTHING ABT HIM HES SO PERFECT AND GREAT AND ILL DIE ON THIS HILL THAT HES A LIL GOOFBALL AND SOMETIMES OBLIVIOUS!! HES SO SHAIDJEBSGAUCDNSWJBHSWBHDCEBHEAJHSS

SINCE IM HAPPY HERES SOME ARTWORK OF MY FARMER AND LANCD BEING HAPPY!!! (yes bos stimming and YES he has no shame and YES HIS STIMS INCLUDE BITING AND SQUEEZING HIS HANDS AND SHAKING THEM AND GIGGLING AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES ADJACENT TO SCREAMING AND GIGGLING AND AAAAAAAAAAA)

im so EXCITED AND GIDDY AND I LOVE IT I LVOE IT SO MUCH SND I LOVE LANCE AND I LOVE ALL THE LANCE LOVERS HERE ON TUMBLR AND I APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SO MUCH AND EVEN IF U ENJOY LANCE A TINY AMOUNT IDC YOURE SO COOL (i hope the ppl im talking abt know who they are cuz like i see like 5 people over and over again on my feed and you all are SO FREAKING COOL) (i feel scared to tag them but its appreciation and i dont want to bother them but for ppl who dont know the same five ppl i see are bored farmer, justasham, studentinapursuitofclouds, nilarts (idk their full username oops), and elisa (?????? i think thats their username im too lazy to double check) BUT YALL ARE SO COOL AND I LOVE SEEING UR CONTENT AND WTV CONTENT YOU REPOST!!! AND THANK YOU FOR INTERACTING WITH ME AND SORRY FOR THE LONG RANT BUT IM SO GIDDY AND HAPPY HAHDHAHSHHA)

me when lance sve: 🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥💥

Because tumblr doesn't have an algorithm and is in chronological order you don't need to reblog posts you just made! Also you can schedule poste so if you want a post to be reblogged in an hour you can schedule your reblog for an hour later but clicking the three dots next to the post button. (Sorry if you knew this already lol) I'm excited to see you on tumblr more if you like it !! Your art is so cool and your dream is one of my favorites!

OHH OKOK THANK TOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW TIAKRNAJ I DIDNT KNOW LOL

And thank you sm!!! That means a lot 🫶🫶 I lvoe it when people like my dream design heheh

first this may seem so weird but when I saw how long your reply was I got very emotional bc you’re just so super sweet and ily and idk how that all came out of your reply but ye anyways I’m sappy sorry 🥺😭😭😭 SO ANYWAY! my weekend was fine! I spent it relaxing and in correlation to you asking about my txt spiral I’m seriously and truly a moa haha 😂😂 the rest of June I was just watching mainly their content like their show and their videos and stuff! and I actually ended up buying their digital concert on Jul 2nd! it was so fun and honestly it just made me more excited to go and see them 🙈✨ also I haven’t watched any stranger things but I knew the new season came out and the second volume just came out other than the loud fights have you enjoyed it?? also hhhh honestly firework shows aren’t for me so I get it, it gets semi bad where I am and it was so bad one time (I think it was 2020 the noise was almost nonstop 😭) ooooh we love when things still end up alright even when it’s not what we planned we take those wins!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 tysm for asking about my writing 🥺 it’s been going okay I think, I’m writing things for a few collabs with other ppl and it’s been a lot of fun talking with others and brainstorming my ideas 🥰 and hhhh aww ty ty my mom is doing fine, she’s resting currently but I’ll be sure to tell her you said hi! I know she’ll like that! we actually went out to the kpop store today and I picked up some txt goodies!!! it was a lot of fun, and our store plays mvs and stuff inside and they just happened to be playing good boy gone bad HAHA (this ask is so long hhh sorry I just wanna tell you everything 💜💜💜)

sorry i was trying to get my stupid gifset to show up on the feed and it took forever because tumblr is stupidddd afxga honestly i love that the spiral is just full on stanning now thats beautiful its what they deserve! i lvoe them so much theyre just some dumb boys and its just so <3333333

very impressive to avoid stranger things tbh but i know its just not some ppls thing, they killed off someone i really really loved so im distraughtttt over that but the cooking/yelling show is really good! i love the guy from shameless who's in it and he plays likea super talented cook so im very invested in it zfsasd

i also think fireworks are overrated and they just freak out animals and make squirrels abandon their lil homes and just not worth it imo but they usually have fried dough and im a sucker for that so its a hard choice lmaoo

im glad ur writing! i did see u posting some enhypen stuff i think, tbh i generally glance over fics cause i dont read them but when i see ur url i make like a mental note that ur posting? if that makes sense?

my kpop store is just a record store so they generally have whatever is in the top40 playing os i only ever recognize things from tiktok asxc but omg txt always has such beautiful photobooks! i have a few and god i love them theyre soo nice! plus their last few albums are SO my aesthetic so i just love collecting for them

i hope ur week goes well my angel!

Helloooo!) hai :3 can u make a erm hold on. a erihh uhhh BEIDOU (Genshin Impact) Tumblr layout or a scenecore March Seventh (hsr teehee I LVOE mihoyo) layout??

Posted !! 🩷 sorry I took 2 days, hopefully these are to your liking!!

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ok ok ok i think i have a lull m sorry m not connecting my posts again m taking up ppls dashes or w/e. i would love 2 tag these 2 stop that but tumblr is broken would lvoe 2 connect these 2 make u able 2 block it but cant do that dexterity broken b c i have to pee very badly and oh god im gonna have an accident oH GOD oh o k ok ok o fuck fick fuck fuck ok ok ok nope! no-- ok

fomo, oct 30, tumblr

[wow ig that was a really bad day lol]

I already missed out

:D

now i have to catch up

and that’s even worse

i am beyond shitty

i need lists lists lists lists

but i don’t have time time time

cries in social anxiety even over online but this is okay because literally no one has interacted

cries harder while literally has a heartattack for no reason

++ tempted to hit them with that “sjkfdkafkdl I’m sorry” but y'all know how redditor discord guy types aren’t all that into that keysmashing. On the other hand he’s a nonfurry UwU user so idk

++ Just be myself or hide EVERY FUCKING MINITURE IRRELEVANT ASPECT OF MYSELF

++ that is REALLY the questions, huh?

++ listening to lofi POSTED BY HIM which i missed out on because wtf i hate myself while i scroll tumblr so i don’t sjfdfkhdg

++ PAnic really FUCKING SUCKS huh

++ my greatest fear is osmetimes google reverse image search even though no one ever is nosyenough to yuse it

++ FUKCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK FUCKING FCUK IT WHY AM I SO YANDERE I SHOUDL JUST GO KMS AM I REALLY FIGHTING VOER A GUY WITH A GIRL??? NO BECAUSE I’M TO NONCONFRONTATIONAL AND I DON'TDESERVE HIS– ANYONE’S ATTENTION ANYWAY

++ FUCKFUFCKCKFUFUKKCUFKCKCC

++ I lvoe jumping to conclusions :) /s

++ NOPE I DON’T HAVE THE WILL

++ yes you do what do you have apaart from will

++ SORRY I WILL

HHHHIIIIIII :)

My Name is Jun XD Ive never had a tumblr before so lol. Sorry Im kinda random. dont really know what to post :/. I lvoe my Vampire Boyfriend, Especially Gongaga XDDDDD. The plot is just SO good and he looks like a anime character(hes so kawaii CD). Lol anyways im gonna go know....

Currently eating: Hmburger(no mustard ew :((((()

Currently drinking: Cherry Ramune(Its my fav lol)

Currently watching: Speed runner vs. four hunters finale(Its dream if you didnt know lol, hes kinda indieXD)

Currently doing: this lol //OWO//

think you’d enjoy this :) foxyloueh. tumblr. com/post/637793186040905728/lvdeo-cryoverkiltmilk-epicwalrus

omg im so sorry iorgot to answer this but THANK YOU FOR THIS I LVOE THEM ALL SO MUCH

hi friends this post is gonna be a bit long and sappy so sorry in advance

(im absolutely using this as an excuse to be sappy the way ive been wanting to be for a while) so i woke up today to see that i had over 250 followers and i just wanted to say like,,,, what the fuck?????? like yeah my main blog has a lot of followers but im sure like 80% of them are bots or inactive so the fact that i have that many followers here and that its something ive built up with actual like,,, content and stuff thats????? so wild????? when i started watching druck i never expected to make a tumblr for it, let alone write fanfics and stuff for it???? i know i go off about it all the time but i really did just start watching because i saw david in his binder and i knew i HAD to watch, and that was after waching skam og s3 and knowing that it was gonna be mlm and ive never been more grateful to a random gifset on tumblr like??? i dont know where id be as a person right now if i didnt have druck and this community on here and wow im just really so :,) and yeah like its just a show and all that but finding something that first of all made me more represented than anything else ive ever watched like??? thats amazing, but also a show that has given me actual real friends and a community of people that support me and value the random stuff that i write like??? holy fuck yall im just feeling a lot of things rn and im just so grateful to all of you <3

i also of COURSE need to shout out all of the amazing friends ive made here???? so first like tumblr specific people @rimbaux, @brisingr-iettauthr, and @bagels-and-seagulls like i didnt expect to be friends with yall but im so happy i am???? yall are all just so talented and also super freaking nice and funny and great people and im?? so glad that we all talk now its so great wow im really :,)

gotta shout out all my dungeon gays, like you guys??? i cant even express how much each of you means to me in every way?? like yall know some of the stuff that i deal with when it comes to like,, friends and shit like that so the fact that i always have you guys to scream to is so nice and im gonna actuallly start crying jsut cause i love yall so much and you all mean so much to me oh my GOD so @navollidiot, @davenziabend, @vildelesbianqueen, @sourflorenzi, god i LVOE you all so much <3

i gotta give special shout outs to @chlouais like yon,, youre always putting up with my bullshit whether that be editing my stuff or dealing with me yelling random ideas at you and like i think you were the first druck person i really became close with and im just :,) im just love you SO much yon and i know i say it a lot im just,,, big uwus over here!!!!!! and also of course a shout out to my fucking HUSBAND @theyellowcurtains like harri i feel like even though like 60% of our convos are jsut talking about how much we love eafch other i have to say it here too?? thank you for always listening to me complain and dealing with me when im drunk and stupid and justl letting me say stuff to you without the fear of being judged???? like i know we joke and make fun of each other constantly but ir eally do appreciate having someone i could go to with like,, anything i think so wowi love you and thank you <3

(i posted this elsewhere to a small amount of followers but I thought u would like it so) pls consider: alyanette fake dating au where hawkmoth "discovers" that alya is ladybugs girlfriend and starts targeting her so Marinette is like UM MR HAWKMOTH SIR LEAVE *MY* GIRLFRIEND ALONE I THINK I WOULD KNOW IF SHE WAS DATING LADYBUG >:( and then they have to fake it to everyone all the time cus they don't know who hawkmoth is could b anyone...

oh!!!! if u posted i nthe tag and i didnt see it im sorry its probably bc of tumblr’s bad search features. but that is REALLY GOOD and i love it i lvoe when hawk moth finds out the s/o of one of the heroes and tries to use it and it causes a bunch of shenanigans 

i try not to be too personal-personal here cos tumblr is this thing that is the most chill for me. twitter is so hard. also tehre’s this whole fucked up panoramic thing. 

but

1. i have a now defunct blog about black filmmaking. or not defunct just. unused

2. i am a filmmaker and artist; writer-director and editor specifically. do digital drawing

3. i love art. and i was a big fashion fan. that has influenced my life HEAVILY and continues to do so. it is never apolitical and is a hotbed of thought. i also love music but i dont want to do it cos i wouldnt be good and also i dont want to hate music. 

3.5 i am a bigger fan of films than tv. i love film and art like i said but my rship to visual mediums has changed drastically since i decided to pursue it. because of that you will find my intense analyzation too. it becomes more abaout output and less about enjoyment because it means SO FUCKING MUCH. so when i get to observe wha ti cant do or havent created it’s a reprieve. for music i know so much less aobut it than the rest that i just stay consistently in awe

3.75 im still in awe at those better than me. but we compare ourselves to no one.

4. i had a fashion / regular blog before this. it was mcqueens. i was not internet famous but had a decent following (people are stupid.) a popular post of mine is a pic of lena dunham and taylor swift and i said grand wizards at a meeting. if you know you know

5. i don’t have an ID for leftist terms because i don’t really care. i am not a tankie but i support communism’s dream. best bet woudl be libertarian socialist. 

6. i believe we’re reaching towards a world we want. so im gonna help fight for it. 

7. there’s a lot of good texts out there. i only read articles and fanfic but my best friend bought ‘we do this til we free us’ by mariame kaba and im getting through it. i recommend that

8. im a wobbly

9. i type super off the cuff. stream of consciousness. i try to edit it but i wanna hvae fun. this is unfiltered me. sometimes long, sometimes short. i coudl spend hours editing and analyzing it but it’s just me here. i just wanna say what i am thinking no pressure. i can only be the woman i am. sometimes there’s a hard line of communication (people not understanding me) but i refuse to believe i am unintelligible and i have to stop internalizing that

10. going off 6, my thoughts and humor can be terrible and idk some ppl dont like it. even leftists. that’s life but my god im sorry i said money was bad why did u block me? why do u like cops?????? smdh

11. idk how i got a lot of followers on here but think of me as a mirage. a revolutionary mirage :) 

12. in case it wasn’t clear, i’m black and it means a lot to me. also a fat cis woman. also means a lot to me. so when i engage, knowing my background, bitch imma lean in if i got sth to say. 

13. i always say i dont know everything. i do nnot. i knwo some things about some stuff. i know what i like and what i can do. i am open to learning. i don’t have to be suuuper nice if i dont feel like it though. i dont tolerate bullshit.

14. life is awful and incredibly serious. the conundrum is genuinely not killing yourself. sisyphus! it’s heavy and fucked. but i NEED you to remember this if anything.... for me life is about dignity and doing what you want, okay? so if you get anything out of these posts just fucking laugh and have fun and nod when i say money bad. or just read it if you want. i’ve gotten so many ideas from other ppl like even storywise going through tags and have had such great food for thought. people are insane in the greatest of ways. i may seem pesimistic and melancholy but honestly im an idealist trying to live in the now. i realize that it sucks but there’s beauty in that and that’s why it’s super important to have a place for me to engage but also feel like it’s my space. its been tanquil here actually and i appreciate it even if fsr almost 400 ppl followed me. i really dont know why bc from jump i’ve just been terrible. i dont want praise unless it’s genuine so that’s not it. i have to just trust in myself more because i know my strengths but i dont trust em. i will conquer her !

15. piggybacking off hte middle of 14, I LOVE TO LAUHG. I LVOE COMEDY. i have a specific type of humor i guess. grew up on dave chappelle. arrested development, home movies. home movies isnt sociopolitical but recently i got into king of the hill and i am so impressed with it. great story telling, satire, funny, heartwarming. i love bob’s burgers too. i dont rly watch tv out of that

16. yes i love art and film yes talk to me about it if u want i can give u some recs if u want too and also we can talk and stuff abt that. maybe. and no filmmakers dont watch as many movies as u think. u probably have seen more than i have.