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abbacchiosbelt · 5 years

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c-can I ask for la squadra with a female s/o who just,,, memes the FUCK out, like, ROAD WORK AHEAD, UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT D O E S,, just all around playful and quotes memes on the daily WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE? YEET *whips and nae naes* (I'm sorry this is so cringy lmao)

anon i think you read my brain because earlier i was thinking of making a terrible shitpost about sending the la squadra members the bee movie script over text so i will do this beautiful and cursed prompt

Risotto doesn’t exactly understand memes, but he does laugh when you play wrestle with him and yell “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!” at him. He thinks some of the videos you show him are funny, but just never really gets it. Please call him “big tiddy goth bf” to his face and set that as his name in your phone. He unironically likes the nickname.

Formaggio loves it! Every stupid meme you reference makes him laugh, and he can quote them right along with you. He still sends you the ‘Change my mind’ memes with sloppy editing.

Illuso is ready to spill the tea at every given moment, so he appreciates all your references. He quotes the “wow” vine with you every time Melone or Ghiaccio do something stupid. You send the Kermit drinking tea image back and forth all the time.

Pesci only sends Advice Animal memes to you even though they’re outdated. He doesn’t get a lot of the things you reference, but you’re cute so he laughs when you do them.

Prosciutto is grumpy about it. “Tesoro, what does that even mean?” He’s not that old but he sure acts like it sometimes. He gets offended when you point to a new pair of loafers he bought and say “What are thoseeeeee”

Melone is a fellow shitlord, but he does not appreciate when one of Babyface’s kids turns out to be a flop and you reference the Miss Keisha vine. Otherwise, he happily participates with you in pissing off the rest of La Squadra with endless meme references. He has an abstract sense of humor.

Ghiaccio thinks memes are stupid, but sometimes the images you send him are funny… Honestly, Ghiaccio just likes to watch YouTube videos of people falling on the ice. Indulge him in that and he won’t mind your playful side.

Gelato sends you deep-fried memes that barely make sense - and cackles about it. He has a dark sense of humor but he’ll laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of some of the things you say. He likes the ‘potato flew around my room’ vine.

Sorbet doesn’t understand the memes you and Gelato send him. What do they mean? He doesn’t particularly care to know or find out. Please don’t call Sorbet ‘big tiddy goth bf’.

#jjba headcanons #silly stuff #la squadra #Anonymous #my writing #memes

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bnha-thots · 5 years

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Meme Me Up

Summary: Todoroki’s S/O loves memes. He’s constantly confused, but tries to understand her. By learning the art of memes himself.

Todoroki x Reader

Mod Shinslut

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A/N: This is 1000% crack.

I’m sorry if this is lame. And if these are outdated references. I’m old and don’t understand memes like I used to. 👵🏽

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Todoroki adored you, he really did. There were just... certain aspects of your personality he didn’t quite understand.

Like your savviness with social media trends. Todoroki himself could care less about what was trending on the internet, but as a result he was completely at a loss when you made references.

When he took his shirt off during training, you yelled “THICC.” (He was unsure if you were expressing dissatisfaction with his physique—perhaps he had been eating too much soba? He vowed to train harder, but in fact, you continued to call him that whenever you caught him revealing his abs.)

Whenever you took your first bite of lunch after a grueling day of classes, you would always proclaim “yeet.” Or whenever you high-fived Kaminari in the hallway. Was this some sort of code?

And when Bakugou had blown up about something or another in class, you had told your irritable classmate to “suck on a tide pod,” before whispering conspiratorially to Ashido about his “small dick energy.” Todoroki was understandably, baffled. How would you know the size of Bakugou’s… anatomical bits? When would you have the chance to see that? He was growing miffed.

Also you kept insisting to show him these videos you referred to as “vines”.... yet they weren’t at all like Shiozaki’s quirk... they were just short clips of people doing inane things... Not to mention your texts! You would often respond to his texts with cryptic images. After the last instance, Todoroki decided it was time seek help from other sources.

Other sources being a certain internet-savvy blonde.

“Hey. Kaminari,” Todoroki said.

Denki looked surprised to see his normally aloof classmate approach him after class. “Hey Todoroki. Need something?”

“I was wondering if you could help me decipher this.” Todoroki whipped out his phone to show him your recent conversation, where you had responded to his explanation of some math homework you didn’t understand with another one of those images. A basketball player looking terribly confused with question marks surrounding his head. (Todoroki could relate.)

Denki took one look before snorting and laughing. “Oh, Todoroki,” he said, wiping a non-existent tear from his eye. “Buddy, you gotta keep up. Those are just memes.”

“...Memes?”

Denki looked aghast. “Don’t tell me you don’t know what a meme is!”

“.... Is it a type of pastry? What does that have to do with this.” His frustration was growing at Denki’s response. Of course he didn’t know what a meme was. Why else would he approach him.

“Todoroki, pal. You may be one of the smartest guys in class, but you’ve got a lot to learn. Don’t worry, buddy,” he said, wrapping an arm around his neck. Todoroki glanced at his arm impassively. “I’ll teach you everything I know.”

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The next day you were surprised to see Todoroki had barely made it to class on time. He looked disheveled, his hair sticking up in different directions. Almost as if he didn’t sleep.

When Aizawa handed back your test scores, you whirled around to tell Todoroki excitedly that you’d passed. You weren’t expecting his reaction.

He paused, before, in a completely monotonous voice, said, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie. Keep it up.”

“…Um, Shoto? You feeling okay? You look tired.” You tilted your head. “Do you need me to get you some coffee during lunch?

Another pause. “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” Each syllable was clipped, as if Todoroki himself was pained to say those words. You could’ve sworn you saw his right eye twitch.

“…Right.”

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You figured maybe Todoroki was feeling out of it due to the lack of sleep. You tried to give him space, continuing with your day as if nothing was out of place. That is, until lunch.

“Woah, this is so sticky,” you said, playing with your macaroni and cheese with your fork. “Dang, I wonder how much cheese they put in this…”

Denki grinned, leaning his chair back to speak to Todoroki. “You gonna say anything?” Todoroki paused, his soba halfway to his mouth, before he dropped his chopsticks. He looked down for a second, before gulping audibly. You were surprised to see a blush on his face.

“That’s what good... ahem... healthy female genitalia sounds like.”

Denki and Sero were laughing hysterically until the end of lunch period. You meanwhile were staring at your boyfriend as if he had grown two heads.

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After school had ended you were surprised to see a text notification from Todoroki. You figured he had embarrassed himself enough in the cafeteria, and would lay low for awhile. When you opened it, you saw the familiar meme of the guy tapping his head knowingly. Todoroki’s comment was beneath.

All Might’s rigorous training exercises can’t hurt you if you’ve already been through worse because of your father.

“OH MY GOD TODOROKI.” You were already dialing his number. You were relieved when he picked up.

“Hey Shoto... real talk, are you okay?”

There was a pause. “Was that too dark? Kaminari said the best memes were a combination of dark humor and self-deprecation. Perhaps I went too far,” he mumbled to himself.

“Did I just hear you say Denki? Did you really go to Denki for advice?”

“He seemed the most... knowledgeable about internet slang.” Todoroki suddenly sounded embarrassed.

“Todoroki, look, you don’t have to force yourself to quote memes. I’d actually prefer it if you didn’t. You know… save yourself from some of the embarrassment.”

Todoroki was quiet for so long that you were worried your connection had been lost. “I just... wanted to be able to relate to you.” The soft declaration surprised you. “Since you love memes so much.”

“Awww. I like you just the way you are Shoto. With or without being meme-worthy,” you said, cradling your phone to your ear with your shoulder. “In fact, if you want a crash course on memes, I’d be happy to help keep you up to date.”

“Okay. Thank you for being my...” Todoroki’s voice died out. When he spoke again, there was a curious twinge to his tone. “Would this be the appropriate time to refer to you as my ‘daddy’?”

“SHOTO NO.”

#todoroki #shoto todoroki #todoroki x reader #shoto todoroki imagine #todoroki imagine #bnha imagine #mha imagine #mod shinslut

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nightybreeze · 6 years

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Elemental tag

I’ve been tagged by @motherhela - it's so nice of you, I've never been tagged before in this sort of thing, thank you 😄❤ (but also I'm terribly sorry for making you wait so long)

Rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag 9 people.

Air: I have small hands (my God, like really the smallest I've ever seen, for real)- I love the night sky - I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by - I drink herbal tea - I wake to see dawn (I like dawn, I think it's beautiful, but usually when I'm awake it's already shining brightly outside) - the smell of dust is comforting- I’m valued for being wise- I prefer books to music- I meditate- I find joy from learning new truths from the world around me (I don't know, depends what kind of truths you have in mind....)

Fire: I don’t have straight hair- I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls- I play an organized sport- I love dogs(I love all animals! But im more of a cat person)- I’m not afraid of adventure - I love to talk to strangers (But it kind of depends what kind of mood I am in) - I always try new foods- I enjoy road trips- summer is my favorite season- my radio is always playing

Water: I wear bracelets on my wrists- I love the bustle of the city- I have more than one set of piercings- I read poetry- I love the sound of a thunderstorm (Oh gosh, so accurate, it's like the best thing ever!)- I want to travel the world - I sleep past midnight most days- I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs- I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia (I watch them because they're Awesome)- I see emotions in colors not words

Earth: I wear glasses- I enjoy doing the laundry- I am vegetarian or vegan- I have an excellent sense of time (like the worst ever, that's why I want to improve it)- my humor is very cheerful (occasionally it tends to contain lots of outdated memes xdd)- I am a valued advisor to my friends- I believe in true love(Looove will fiiind a waaay~) - I love the chill of mountain air- I’m always listening to music (i wouldn't say always, but music is life)- I’m highly trusted by the people in my life

There you have it! I'm not sure I did it right tho. I am so sorry for all the waiting. The tumblr app is crap, I couldn't figure out how to set my text to html and bold it.

I will tag @trixie-diamond . I will tag @trixie-diamond 9 times!

Also @mischief-x-mayhem if this is your sort of thing, you'll have time for it and you haven't been tagged in it before, go ahead ^^

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