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crazylittlejester · 5 months

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GUYS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU, I CANNOT DRAW WELL BUT CAN ONE OF YOU PLEASE DRAW WARRIORS WEARING THIS, LIKE I NEED IT. SOMEONE ANYONE, PLEASE

#someone please #someone draw this #the legend of zelda #zelda #link #loz #linked universe #lu warriors #lu wars #hyrule warriors #lu #warriors linked universe #linked universe warriors #i am plagued by cursed visions from god with no means to produce them #jes talks

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benetnvsch · 4 months

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pop star but I'm ur boyfriend's favorite dj~

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decided to draw The sillies ever as a warmup for tonight- I need to draw my own OCs more,, they're everything and I'm their only fan ,,

#someone needs to be producing content of my ocs and that someone Really Only can be Me LMAO #kite draws #kite's ocs #Tori triax #kitson alkaid #when they're not trying to kill each other they stay silly :3 #RAHHH SO normal about them Guys Someone Please talk to me about my ocs LOLOL #hot headed Phoenix gf x blunt dragon bf LOL #unironically I think this is my best human art style...#from all the styles I collected #and this one is called: too lazy to change back from pixel brush LMAO

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allurared · 1 year

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in the new dead ringers the iconic red surgery room scene is very didactically shown to be a publicity stunt to impress investors and all i could think about is this tweet about last night in soho

#wintspeak #this new batch of ''weird'' horror is so deeply conventional it hurts #and annapurna produces some actually different stuff!#but there's simply no sense of atmosphere to this show. none at all #feels like someone really want to make psychological thriller fleabag #and i LOVE fleabag but not every show needs to be it #all the ''strange'' ''heavy'' imagery is window dressing for a very run of the mill story #dead ringers #dead ringers 2023 #dead ringers 1988 #cronenberg #rachel weisz is wonderful please put her in a yorgos lanthimos movie again #media rambles

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k1ngl30n · 3 months

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Doing Physics homework with @nickydoesadraw Obviously, there was no possible universe where we could be normal about it

It starts. Relatively normal

Gets a bit messier. Obviously had to have him fishing in the hydroelectric power plant

We were originally going to have him say something here but dear Nick decided that it is a whole lot funnier if we just left it (I wholeheartedly agree)

Oh! Uh oh! He's not doing so well! (The lengths I went to in order to get that FUCKING SCREENSHOT is not a story that you want to be retold! Believe me!) My favourite bit from that slide is the fact that we're completely going to ignore how it's getting a bit Will's clock-esque and the 'Renewable energy resources are unreliable. This can be counteracted by taking lots of aspirin.' We're literally just going to read over it and pretend like it isn't there

Then, suddenly! And without warning! His encephalitis is fixed!

Thanks for listening to our presentation

#NBC Hannibal #Hannibal #No please don't ask if we'll be able to present this without laughing because I am genuinely uncertain #Those aren't all of the slides we did but they're certainly enough #A highlight from one of the ones I didn't include: 'Nuclear FISHion /#/ if you Will'#SZANNIBAL #Completely unrelated but I once saw someone put BBC Hannibal as a tag and it made me cackle #Yup! The British Broadcasting Channel definitely produced Hannibal!#Not to be mean if that was you LMAO you genuinely made my day

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wilding-throught-thehallways · 22 days

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guys The Prophecy by Taylor Swift destroyed me on such a personal level that i could not finish reading the lyrics to the songs that came after. need a time to recover fr.

#i felt seen and vulnerable i cant stop crying #tell me please what to watch to take it out of my mind????#like any romantic or sweet media is too much rn #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #the prophecy #TTPD #ts ttpd #its so overwhelming taylor swift how can you produce music that makes someone feel this much

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sanstropfremir · 1 month

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i was wondering if you already talked/like the jpop group psychic fever :) idk i feel like you'd like them but if not are there any jpop groups you listen to?

girl i have no clue what is going on with exile tribe i wouldn't even know where to start lmao. i do listen to a few of their units, including psychic fever, but it's mostly ballistik boyz just bc animal is my own personal crack. the occasional jo1 and ini song makes it into my rounds, but i'm mostly a jrock and j...indie? i guess? listener. queen bee and i dont like mondays are two of my mostly listened groups, plus a variety of other artists like taichi mukai, eill, fujii kaze, rung hyang, etc. highly recommend every queen bee song, idlm's black humor and fashion albums, and taichi mukai's the last album. and now im hijacking my own post bc this is now a psa about avu chan's boy group ryugujo!! genuinely fr the only boy group ever actually. highly highly highly recommend literally every song they have and their new ep just dropped last month!

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other songs that fucking rip that are not just me linking their entire spotify page:

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me linking their entire spotify page anyways:

also highly recommend watching their show 0 year 0 class, bc it is genuinely inspiring and enjoyable to watch someone actually want to teach trainees how to be idols and succeed. and not just how to be idols, but how to be better people as well. k survival shows could never and actually any other survival show could never. flawless 10/10 no notes avu chan i need you to take down the entire survival/audition show industrial complex immediately.

#not kpop questions #i know i was annoying about wild idol and i still think more ppl should watch wild idol but if you have to pick one watch 0y0c. fr.#1) no audience voting. 2) actual challenges meant to test real skills. not just how well u can sing and dance #3) avu chan. this show is a very cool and personal insight into her processes and how she thinks. its incredible #also 4) its on youtube in abbreviated 20min episodes w eng subs. super easy watch #and you dont feel like youre missing anything important from the full 70min eps #but also if someone knows why i can watch the full eps other than on japanese hulu please tell me i want to see the full sky-hi interview.#so fucking bad. pls #also also literally one of the episodes is just avu chan interviewing another producer (sky-hi) abt audition shows and the process #what more could you fucking ask for fr #text #answers #jpop #ryugujo

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aimzicr · 8 months

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I'm coming to live a new town, tired by the life I've led behind but tethered by obligation to family I barely know. "Take care of this place," he told me, on his deathbed, "It's important to me." I've been thinking the whole bus ride over what might be important to me, and I come to the conclusion that there isn't anything. It used to be my health and happiness, but my dead-end job kind of robbed me of that. I don't really have anything else for myself, except a couple of suitcases and a long road ahead of me.

I'm met at the bus stop by the small town's mayor, and he takes me to a shack in an overgrown plot. The town carpenter tells me she's fixed the place up, making it livable. But they left the land to grow wild? Did my grandfather ever matter to these people? They offer me some seeds to get started, and call me 'farmer'. What a joke. I can barely keep a potted succulent alive.

But what else is there for me?

Unpacking is easy. I barely brought anything and the shack is tiny. What isn't easy is dealing with my future here. It takes hours for me to clear the weeds and rake away the topsoil and plant a neat row of packet-seeds. I'm exhausted, shaking, sweaty. It feels like a full day's work but it's barely lunch time. I have nothing in the kitchen. I wash up, and walk to town. The place feels stiff, still, empty.

The prettiest girl I've ever seen criticises my appearance as she walks by. The doctor wishes me a tentative welcome from the door of his clinic, but there's something about him that makes me so uncomfortable I walk by quickly after my hello-back. A cute guy tells me I can't play football with him because girls can't do that. There's a pub and a grocer's in town, but the prices are more than my strained wallet can handle, so I cross the river and buy from the convenience store. I take my instant noodles to the beach and it helps, for a little while, to sit and listen to the waves. As I go home, two small children and their babysitter stare at me, and two mothers gossip speculation after I pass by. It feels just like being at home: being alone, being tired, and being talked at or about, rather than to.

The night's a rough one. The bed's uncomfortable, the sheets are scratchy, the whole house groans and creaks in protest about my presence and the renovations done to it. I can hear creatures in the woods, bats and owls and possums and who knows what else. I'm just as exhausted waking up as when I went to sleep, but now my muscles ache from yesterday's attempt at living up to the name 'farmer'.

When I find the first early shoots have been decimated by crows and insects, I want to cry. I do, for a little bit, but then I take out my frustrations on the weeds and the rocks, and even a couple of the stubborn old trees. I eat more instant noodles, and look at the patch of bare earth in front of the house.

When I finally grow the parsnips, it feels like a blessing. I can sell them in town and get myself something to eat that doesn't come from a packet. The pub owner doesn't smile at me until I produce enough cash to make him realise I'm not just here for the free water. It's good to have a hot meal.

There's a sign in the grocer's the next day. "Fresh-grown local parsnips." I hear the grocer say he grew them himself. I buy more seeds, and I leave, and I won't be back until next month if I can help it. I won't be selling anything else from my land to him.

People come by to see me, now and then. But they never ask how I'm doing, if I'm struggling, can I help. It's always about what I can do for them: bring them something, grow them something, harvest something from the wild, give them lyrics for a song or an idea for a novel, pick up trash or mend a bridge. I don't know these people, or why they want nothing from me but my labour. Why they want what I can do and what I can make instead of who I am. It feels like I never left my dead end job.

The woman from the next property brings me a dog, scrawny and snarling. "He likes you!" He doesn't like me, I'm not a dog person, you just want him off your property so your chickens aren't in danger. I fill his water dish and leave him scraps, letting him stay fox-keen in the wilderness that should have been a farm. He stops snarling when he sees me, but we never grow close. I envy that about him: the people in this town keep coming to me with their problems and their demands. Perhaps I should start snarling, too.

I've cleared the ground, and built my own fences. I grow my own food and cook my own meals. This place was important to grandpa, but now it's all I have, and it's mine, and the work here feels right for me. Maybe one day the people in town will stop asking me to fill the various voids in their lives, but I doubt it. They let my grandfather's land fall into ruin as easily as they neglect their own lives, so. Not my problem. I have work to do.

Anyway. Stardew Valley.

#stardew valley #I've played over 800 hours #and I will play 800 more #if someone knows of an anti-social farming sim please let me know #look I do love the game don't get me wrong #but at the same time #woof. people.#writing #my writing #writing exercise #project: pen to paper #also: woof. capitalism.#as a haver-of-garden-beds-that-produce-some-of-my-food #no-one ever tells you how exhausting it is #anyway

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badluv-bummies · 10 months

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I think everyone who competes on a survival show should get one of those hoodies with everyone's name on the back that you get when you graduate high school

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finexbright · 2 years

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for fuck's sake the reason harry isn't doing much promo for my policeman isn't because he's a queerbaiter or whatever but because the one time he did speak about the movie he said something so profoundly gay and hashtag relatable about hiding your identity and sexuality and the yearning that comes along with it that everyone was confused how this 'straight' man knew so much about being gay

#it's like you guys forget that he's literally closeted.#yeah some instances may be scheduling conflict #but all of you thinking you're onto something because he didn't show up for a promo thing on zoom.#bestie i don't know how else to tell you that he. is. closeted.#and because of that the way he speaks about his character speaks volumes about it #i don't know what devil harry made a deal with to even be able to play a gay character but i can tell you a hundred #percent that deal definitely including him not engaging in active direct promo about it #and you all really. really think that the director/producers who are queer themselves who managed to hire #talented award winning queer actors like emma corrin and david dawson. who seem to have given so much care into #making the film. would hire a ''queerbaiter''??? someone who at the time had half a minute of acting to his name and that too #as support cast?#come on by saying shit like that you're actually insulting the talent and judgement of so many people #you think emma and david would have been so lovey with harry if he was a ''queerbaiter''?? sorry but no. absolutely not #please use more than one braincell before saying shit like this #my policeman

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sanguith · 7 months

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I had to look up "causes for carbon monoxide inside home" online because I kept being reminded that CO detectors are common in america for personal home use but I could genuinely not think of a single reason why carbon monoxide could form inside someone's living space unless they had a fireplace on at all times and terrible ventilation, but then I remember how non-electric stoves are so common in america and everyone has cars in a garage that is directly connected to the house or whatever and it made sense

#i think i've seen exactly one (1) gas stove in my entire life btw and it was in an old camp site and the stove was ancient #they're just not a thing here #isn't that fucking terrifying?? just. gas leaking out and you're setting it on fire #and they are still being produced! what is the benefit of a gas stove versus an electric stove??? does it consume less energy??#i guess it's less expensive and heats up faster #but. do you really need it to heat up that fast. i think even induction stoves are just a bit too much even if they're convenient as hell #and... you need to buy like. fuel for it. separately. what if you run out of fuel in your stove. doesn't it cost more long-term #are power shortages so common that it's a genuine benefit?? i have a simple electric stove and cheap camping cooking gear if the power goes #and the power has never gone out. granted i do live in an apartment. but still #someone please explain #and don't even get me started on the carpeted floors that require sooo much maintenance to keep clean and a bunch of expensive products

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kyouka-supremacy · 1 year

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Not to say one can't consume media they don't 100% agree with (I do the same so like), but you talk a lot about how the core views of TPN vs BSD change your entire way of enjoying these two, and I was wondering what drew you in into BSD if there are so many aspects of it you disagree with?

(Not meant as an attack or as a questioning of you enjoying it, I always am interested in your analysis so this is just out of curiosity, and also I am planning to pick up TPN again sometime this year)

#I've probably already mentioned it somewhere but this was the exact picture that made me start liking sskk wwwwww #And by extension made me stick around bsd #That said do I really talk a lot about t/pn???? To think I was doing my best to keep it at minimum‚ sorry‚ I sincerely didn't realize 😭😭😭#In the end sskk is just a ship I particularly enjoy consuming (and producing I guess) content of in this particular period of my life-#about that I know for sure I would definitely have hated the pairing when I was 14-18 ahah.#And tbh I hope next I'll hyperfixate on healthier ships #But I just. at this time of my life I find the idea of someone loving you despite you not being a good person strangely comforting.#The idea that even the most evil of people can be loved is oddly reassuring #Besides I like the fandom! I mean‚ in the perfect world at this point I would still be in the p/p fandom... But my p/p hyperfixation ended–#up burning out sooner than how it would have done organically because the fandom was nearly non existent and the canon content was–#untranslated and extremely difficult to access. With bsd the monthly chapters release is ideal in the way it’s both a constant influx of–#new content without it being overwhelming. And it's enjoyable to be part of an active fanbase!#I like receiving asks. And celebrating character birthdays together.#sskk #people asks me stuff #That being said please read t/pn if you can!!!! It's really a fabulous story with incredibly insightful themes.#But also remember not to watch the anime since it's not a good adaptation!!!!!!!#As for the physical reason why I got into bsd: it was to impress a girl. duh

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janiedean · 5 days

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it’s been a month of me throwing lit anything at my right hand to fix my fucking usual stress rash (chamomile cortisone aloe whatever) and not only it won’t go now it showed up on my left too christ who’s gonna pick the bill for this nonsense bc as it is i can forget about it

#i can barely afford the therapy i already cut i don’t need this nonsense #i’m tired #the day i am mentally sound enough to catharsis write again #i’m gonna produce stuff so fucking depressing i’d be surprised if anyone stomached reading it #someone bring my brain back to 2019 mh wise please and thank you #sigh #personal for ts

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sick-bay · 1 year

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someone. anyone. pleaseeee. i AM begging. i am on my knees. please someone write something inspired by this fanart from twitter.

#hellooo it's me #please someone i am begging please write smth about this #rly wishing i could write rn #like him getting separated from the team (either voluntarily and then being unable to rejoin them or involuntarily)#either way he ends up being in the cold wet snow for way too long #so hypothermia <3 #and even better if he got injured as well #so red blood is staining the pristine white snow #(bc aesthetic is important)#maybe just maybe the wound gets infected so double the suffering #so ghost is not having a good time at all #but the team will find him in time and there will be a happy ending #bc i can't deal with anything other than a happy ending!#cod ghost #simon ghost riley #task force 141 #if no one does it i will come up with a crappy idea and produce the worst word vomit you've ever seen this is a trea-#i AM desperate #whumplr/whump community pls hear me i am begging on my knees

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mantisgodsdomain · 28 days

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Slowly, yet painfully realizing that we're probably the exact type of person that random fandom guys would miscast as a father.

#we speak #internet teenagers keep coming to us as like the only authority figure on hand who will treat them like people #and we're like... please... we don't want to be an authority figure... why do all of your parents suck so hard...#like we're willing to offer ourself as an anchor as well as we can because we've Been there and know how it feels #but like damn. who the fuck let your families suck this bad. how on earth have situations managed to produce enough of you #that we end up being cast as The Only Adult On Hand Willing To Listen And Talk Through Things MULTIPLE TIMES #and perhaps more importantly why are we the only person in random fandom discords who is willing to treat teenagers like People #weren't the rest of you also teenagers at some point??? don't you like remember how it feels like to not have agency for shit???#experiencing the “only person in the room who's willing to take a position” thing #despite there being like multiple other people in the room who should be WAY more qualified for this #how does this keep happening and more importantly why are we the only guy in the area who is doing anything to help #just to stress this point #we are trying our hardest to NOT be an authority figure because historically it ends terrible for us due to The Mental Health Issue #but somehow we are continually running into situations where we're the only guy willing to come up to plate #the syndromes. the issues. we are so fucking glad that this particular wave is coming now instead of A Few Years Ago #something something progress but also we dislike that we have to be the one handling these situations #because we shouldn't be considered a primary point of stability in anyone's life and the fact that we ARE a stable point to anyone is uhh #weird to think about. who let this happen. we're not old enough to be a parent #and we also find it very alarming that there are so many of you out there who are severely lacking in support #someone needs to work out a childcare arrangement system that doesn't suck because the current one really isn't doing it #while we're at it we can start overhauling the culture that landed us in being the only person willing to listen to people like ever #and maybe make it so we don't have to be a primary support because people are sufficiently supported already

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peppermintfables · 11 months

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On Monsters

So both Black Sails and One Piece have monsters as a theme (and so do many other pirate shows. Being a pirate and and being a monster are almost irrevocably linked). And since Im obsessed with both and no one else has magically written the exact essay I want I suppose I have to do it myself. The world is a cruel and unfair place.

Generally a monster is defined by two things. First of all they exist outside the norm/ society and secondly they are evil. Stories that deal with monsters as a theme are usually challenge one of those. What if monsters are evil but they also exist within society. Or in fact are more likely to exist as part of one? What if monsters are solely defined by their separation from society without them having to actually be bad and are often in fact only seen as evil because if condition one is true, condition two is presumed true as well. I think on this website we often go with the second option. I dont think I have to tell anyone here is a trend of looking at monsters and going „they are actually so nice and also my friend and we bake cookies and overthrow the government together“. Something something queerness and otherness. Smarter people have written smarter stuff than me and also i just want to talk about gay pirates.

I think the portrayal of monsters in One Piece and Black Sails is both very similar and has some difference that Im not quite able to pinpoint yet (which is why Im doing this in the first place). I think in both cases its about choice. Not only the choice to be a monster but the choice of what kind of monster you’re going to be.

The tag line of Black Sails’ monster theme is probably “Everyone is a monster to someone”. But that’s not where we start. We start with this:

“Monster” is not a thing you are. Monster is a narrative role other people put you in for their own benefit. It’s a tool used against you.

In comparison in One Piece we have this:

Chopper has been thrown out of reindeer and human society for not fitting in (and thus being a monster) and here we have Sanji calling Luffy a monster like it’s empowering. Luffy can fight *because* he’s a monster. And for the first time Chopper can see being a monster as something worthwhile and like he, a monster, maybe has a place amongst other monsters. And while in this scene Sanji is talking about Luffy specifically being a rubber-man and that being more of a monster in a physical sense (and doesn’t Sanji of all people saying that hit different now) we have plenty of scenes that talk about a different aspect. Specifically Usopp calling the monster trio monsters because they know no fear and are also maniacs who love fighting. Id argue that here too is a monster something positive and powerful to be.

Maybe that is the difference I was looking for. Black Sails starting with the term monster as something other people put on you and One piece starting with strength coming from monsterousness. I feel like that is also indicative of each shows tone and attitude towards piracy. So where do we go from here?

In Black Sails we are getting to “Everyone is a monster to someone” with Abigail realizing that pirates arent as inhuman and cruel as she was led to believe. Monster continues to be a narrative role but turns out civilization is not the only one telling stories. We are going towards “maybe monsters are within society as well.” And then we have Flint being iconic:

There it is! Choice! Power! So long society tries to frame Flint as a monster and they go to Ashe and Ashe is like “We can make you not the monster. You just have to tell your life story and that will make you vulnerable enough that people will see you as a person”. And Flint, who would rather have been seen as a monster than apologize, goes “This sucks but okay”. And then Miranda happens. Monsters *are* within society as well. Everyone is a monster to someone and you have the choice to make: Who are you going to be a monster to and what kind of monster will you be? And Flint takes that narrative role that people have tried to assign to him and makes it his own. He makes it into something that gives him power. Because if he’s going to be a monster either way he’s going to be one on his own terms. Im going to go insane.

Number one being Chopper choosing to be a monster.

Look at my boy go! Again: Embracing the monster you are, but making it your own. He’s doing it for his captain not just bc the Strawhats would do pretty much everything for their captain but bc it’s okay to be a monster amongst other monsters. Because that’s where he first learned that being a monster can be not just not bad but a good thing.

And then there’s Sanji. It’s kind of hard to analyze it because I absolutely do not think that Sanji’s arc concerning his modifications is over yet but let’s take a look at what we’ve got so far.

So in conclusion: It’s about being the monster you choose to be instead of the monster others want to make you and Im crying.

#black sails #one piece #meta #captain flint #chopper #sanji #monster #fables rambles #i wrote this during my lecture and have no idea if its in any way coherent #my hope is for someone else to produce better takes than this when seeing it #please send me all your toughts i wanna hear them so bad #also i have an outline for a bigger black sails/one piece paper #but that one needs actual research #anyway #OnePieceForGayPiratesTrifecta2k23

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lobotomy-maybe-bestie · 9 months

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finding a new podcast to listen to is so fucking hard when you have specific ass taste and are scared of things that might disappoint you

#i want a podcast that is not too high-stakes and not too boring #either non-fiction or a not too well produced ttrpg or a fiction podcast where it's mostly someone telling a story #for non-fiction it has to either be a topic i'm already interested in Or it has to be structured like it's for casual listeners/beginners #for ttrpg it Has to have silly goofing off time but also feature a lot of roleplaying But i don't want a lot of sound effects #and i would prefer it not to be dnd/pathfinder/similar systems that drag out and micromanage fight scenes #for fiction i need it to be somewhat fantasy related but not so much that you need to pay attention to every single name and detail #to understand how the world works. and i want a story told by a narrator that Says when things happen and doesn't leave me to guess #with the help of the sound design. think like tma wtnv eskew gotf sort of stuff #i Love the silt verses and the white vault but i get so frustrated listening to them because sometimes there's just a bunch of noise #that you're meant to interpret. and i listen to these from my phone while doing other shit so i'm not gonna pay attention to random noises #anyway if anyone has anything please yell abt ur podcast recs to me

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