mag 176.01 - 'the magnus archives liveshow' x mag 11 'dreamer' x mag 50 'foundations' x mag 161 'dwelling'
[ID: A collection of excerpts from the Magnus Archives transcripts that read:
1. Archivist: Uh - yes - who - who is it? Oh. Tim, yes, good. Good, ah.
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Archivist (cont’d): Come on, let’s - (inhale) Let’s deal with this before it escalates.
Tim: Yeah, right.
3. Archivist: I had Tim look into it, as I don’t entirely trust the others not to have written it as a practical joke and slipped it into the archives.
4.
Archivist: You don’t have a problem with the police, do you, Tim?
Tim: Well, you do know I’m the finest cat burglar in all of Bromley.
Archivist: Tim.
5.
Tim: A source of ignition? In the Archives? [SASHA LAUGHS.] Uh-oh.
Archivist: Tim.
6.
Archivist: Oh. Right, yes, (unconvincing) I - I remember.
TIM: (smiling) Liar. End ID]
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it's not that love for love's sake hasn't made it obvious from the start that it has some very dark elements but BOY is that a fucked up choice to force someone to make
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A dumb lil headcanon I have is that Yamato was assigned Naruto’s legal guardian in shippuden. (And that before it was Hiruizen, then Kakashi, then Jiraiya) just for convenience because he’s watching over Naruto all the time anyways.
oh god. sorry my response got really long but the fact is anyone even breathes a word of yamato being fatherly to naruto and i lose my shit and start beating my fist against the earth sobbing and shaking and etc.
now TO BE FAIR. i think if anyone should be naruto's legal guardian it should probably be iruka because iruka was the one who took care of naruto when naruto needed it most, and canonically naruto thinks of iruka as a father figure so much that he like, asks him to act as his father at his wedding, and he has this whole moment as a kid
THAT SAID. i like ur ask, and when it comes to the idea of legal responsibilities, i find the idea of Yamato being granted (even temporary) guardianship over Naruto to be extremely funny and entertaining.
i think yamato would personally take a lot of pride in that and really enjoy it. i think he would love nothing more than to have a practical, obligatory tie to enable him in his desire to take care of the people he loves. i also think that he would be obnoxious about it, at least a little bit. partially because his sense of humor is a little weird, and partially because he has no idea how to act as a guardian figure.
like i think he'd say shit like "bedtime! that's an order!" and naruto would be like "oh, piss off!" and then yamato would use his scary face and naruto would get even more frustrated, and the whole time yamato would be like "wow, naruto is a great kid (if a little disobedient!) and this is such a fun game we are playing, even if it tires me out :)"
unfortunately i think, out of all the guardian/mentor figures that naruto has had, (sandaime, iruka, kakashi, jiraiya, tsunade, those elderly frogs, yamato...) i think yamato is the one he is least close with, and would least like to be a permanent fixture in his life.
i'm not saying that he doesn't like yamato, just that...i would be really surprised if there's a point after yamato gets captured, where naruto is like "man, we should really save yamato!" y'know?
i could be wrong! i haven't gotten there yet. but like. i'm not anticipating it. thats okay tho i love naruto and hes got a lot going on.
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Thinkin bout my isat au now, I don't have much of an idea on it cuz tbf I barely changed anything other than well-- Odile is in pain now. Just thinking more bout scenarios that'd differ during the uhh... new loop+?????? How'd I even go about calling that new set of loops now?
Just that the most visible change would be on Odile who's now waaay more tired looking and a lil more slower than usual. So in a way her battle style becomes a lil bit like a glass cannon in that she hits HARD but takes time for her to get a hit in now. And as the loops go on, she becomes weaker on the defense department so she truly be a glass cannon. Odile also doesn't "level up" in this au too since she had already maxed her experience out, it's just that she's also slowly dying so to be fair-- Her exp is fine but her hp isn't and her lvl is being treated like a timer of her slowly approaching doom. So even if her levels lower, it won't really affect her experience and the spells she had already unlocked. To the Universe, she's still as experienced as a lvl 99 person, it's just that now she's becoming as fragile as someone lower leveled.
She retains her more powerful spells but using those spells would backfire on her and result in a recoil that ALSO hurts her, not as much as she damages the enemies, but a significant of her hp gets taken away still.
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god i had yet another dream about a certain person from ages ago
i havent had this many dreams about him in this close succession like ever??? even way back when i was still obsessed w him and everything i did wrong etc etc but its always the same kind of dream, like we have somehow been reunited after, you know, all these years, and the vibes are still exactly the same in that it is easy and natural and fun and comfortable to be together and he talks with that same unique cadence and smiles the same way and sometimes i wake up with a terrible ache of longing and if its REALLY bad i just fucking start crying (not this time though, literally woke up and said "again????" out loud fhskdhdj)
and i am rly just trying to figure out what my brain wants from me GDJDHD like it is not as though i go through my day to day thinking about him so its not leftover from that. maybe im just trying to remind myself what im looking for in a romantic relationship???? but idk man that shit does not matter at all rn bc im about to move so even if i were to meet someone that doesnt make me feel romance repulsed, now is Not The Time
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