that song where it’s like “i’m off two shots of the hennessy” is soooo hobie core

i arrive with another sneak peek at the meet-ugly oneshot :3 it won't completely be literate writing hushdhwhahkdwea so i'm saying that in advance!!

sparing the two a glance, you sighed. “hey, you guys- i just remembered a thing i forgot to turn in. mrs. cruz just left the place and i wanna catch up.” the lie slipped off your tongue like butter on a pan, and it was decent enough to have both believing it. joshua nodded, patting your arm. "make sure you don't follow the wrong person this time, alright?" that was one time, but alright. whatever was funny to him.

me writing shua being silly and teasing here, knowing that i have a different fic gathering dust, where he is miserable and doesn't know it:

; 🌂

(ps. bonus)

HELPPP joshua being an annoying little shit who remembers all of ur embarrassing moments >>>

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!

happy valentines day :D

Collection of warmup doodles that I had way too much fun with (from these hc chatlog screenshots from the past few days! [x] [x] )

I wanted to see this frame with ears 🦌

Fawn & Buck ♥️

I will never ever in my life get tired of the villain and their fiercely loyal second-in-command having weirdly intense sexual tension

Michael has a hard time retelling FNAF sister location

Did a part two to this comic

Turns out Edgeworth just likes to see a more vulnerable side to Phoenix

It doesn’t translate well

ken is just like me fr he has no actual sense of identity or a career he is just alive to be silly and have a fun time and be in love with barbie. he's just some guy. sooo true of him.

i don't know what this is. the plush has invaded my brain. it has the controls now

meta knight

now that I have taken some deep breaths— can we talk about how this is PHIL, who for years kept a fringe he no longer felt suited him, who then had Dan prompt a search for a hairstyle to move away from the quiff?? who still won’t lean into more risqué outfits because he thinks he won’t suit them??? PHIL?? who obsesses over his pictures and struggles to say nice things about himself in them?? just dyed his hair blond???? and posted a sexy pic on main???

I suppose Julie joked about Franks nose, what a silly!

> be zuko

> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)

> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up

> fail miserably, because he is indestructible

> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain

> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang

> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety