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SMILING CRITTERS X READER
MODERN AU
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A/N: *Throws a table* Im mad as shit with this. You guys better not flop this shit. And I take requests so request anything you want because I'm bored.
Ships: Dogday and catnap x reader
Besties: Bobby, craftycorn, picky, hoppy
Friends: Bubba, kickin
Warnings: cringe?
About Y/N: A female, 19-20 years old, blue eyes, and white casual dress just above your knee, and white shoes
Enjoy I guess
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A flower angel
Growing up was difficult for you. You never knew your parents and had a difficult childhood. You pretty much live with your grandmother. You had two other siblings both are twins. And yet, you. Your the runt in the litter. Weak and fragile and yet kind and sweet. You have a kind soul of what people would say. You were fragile and beautiful like a fragile flower. People often found you sweet and gentle.
You live in a small village away from the city. People in the village know you from that point on. You were pretty much popular there due to your kind and gentle soul. And of course you never been to school. Your grandmother never had the money to afford you to school. So you mostly spend your time in the flower field reading all sorts of kind of books. You spent your free time learning, reading, and helping your loved ones. But you have a problem. You have social anxiety. Your the shy and weird type of people your age say.
You struggle with communicating and cooperate with other people your age. They often make fun of you. But you are kind to those who are older than you. And that with said, you have zero friends except for the elders. Well, you did try to make friends but, you always get laughed on and then you would run off crying. Nevertheless your kind and good kid.
Some people found you being weird. For example, first, you talk to animals like they are a person. Second, you always pick and make flower crowns. And three, you always bring books to the flower field. That's what made them think your weird.
They often asked you why do you always go run off to the flower field with a full basket of books. And for you. You always answer, ‘Because it's fun!’. Yeah, they found it weird.
Nevertheless, Your a good, kind, and sweet granddaughter that your grandmother could ever had.
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“Grandma, I'm off to the flower field!” You shouted from outside the door.
“Alright, be careful dear!” Your grandmother shouted.
Hearing your grandmother shouted back. You went off to the small forest to go to the flower field. Holding your basket of books and snacks, you continue to walk through the small path of the small forest leading to the flower field not quite far.
You walk through the small forest path. Listening to the wind gushing the leaves making a pleasant sound and some birds chirping happily. You were the nature type. You love going through a scroll in the small forest as it leads through the flower field.
After a while of walking. You Finally arrived at the flower field. You started to smile. You began to run through the field going straight at the small hill with a tree on top of it, in the middle of the field.
After putting your basket down near the tree. You got up and stared at flowers as some flower petals got blown by the wind. You smiled at nature's calmness. Your white dress gets blown a little by the wind.
‘Nature is really beautiful... It wouldn't hurt to run around, right?’ you thought.
Nevertheless, you began to run around the flower field like a child. You run around, picking some flowers, and make flower crowns by colour order. Red, orange, green, blue, sky blue, purple, and pink. Nature is really calming and you even got back from being child even tho you're an adult, but you didn't care at all.
You continue to finish the last the last flower crown till a slight tap on the shoulder startled you. You let out a small ‘Eek!’ and turned around to see who or what it was. Upon turning around and looking up from the legs of someone. You look to see a red bear smiling at you.
You both stared to each other. Your blue eyes widen a bit.
‘Who... And what... is this?’ you thought.
“U-um... H-hi?” you said scared and nervously.
“Hi there! Sorry for startling you! But, I'm bobby bearhug!” She smiled.
You hesitated to response back, but she was nice to you and didn't she didn't do anything bad to you. Oh your too kind hearted Y/N
“M-my... Name is.. Y/N..” You said sheepishly.
“Nice to meet you, Y/N! And again! I'm sorry for starting you..” She sat beside you and smiled.
You smile and shook your head.
“No.. Not at all.. just didn't know that someone.. like you be here..” You look up to the sky and then back to bobby.
“What.. are you tho?” You questioned.
“Oh! I'm a bigger body toy! But kinda more human like, you know?” She smiled sheepishly.
“I won't really lie but, your quite beautiful for bigger body toy... And yet, You look like a.. rose you even smelled like one..” As the seconds pass by you didn't felt scared but felt... Safe and calm.
Bobby was kinda shock to hear that from someone even from a human. She smiled happily and pulled you into a bear hug.
“Ooh! Your too kind, Y/N! And your beautiful too!” She said.
You didn't know the upcoming bear hug but, you didn't mind this moment. You hugged back sniffing bobby at some point.
‘She really is like a rose...’ You thought.
You both pulled away from the embrace and started to laugh and chuckle. You both then bonded and talking about eachother. You gave her a red flower crown as you both chatted, eating snacks, and read books with each other.
’This is.. what a friend is like...’ You thought.
It was almost sunset as the sun was nearly coming to settle.
“Its getting late... My grandmother would be worried if I can't get home in time...” You said.
“Same. Well then...” Bobby stands up and then helping you up.
“I'll see you tomorrow! And then we can talk about our days!” She said. You nodded and smiled.
“Thank you...”
“Thank you for what, Y/N?”
“For being my new friend!” You smiled so happily. You pulled her into a hug as she also hugged you back.
“No problem, girl! And I also thank you for being a new friend to me too!” She chuckled.
You both pulled away from your hug and started to depart in your ways. You wave her goodbye with a wide happy smile. As she gladly waved back and went off.
‘I can't wait till tomorrow!” You both thought.
You walked home and arrived at your porch before the sun had settled. You open your door and saw your grandmother with a worried and concerned face, but it turned into a surprise and shocked face to see you smiling happily.
“Y/N, dear? What got you smiling like a happy kid?” she chuckled as her face turned to somewhat happy.
“I made a new friend, grandmother! She was kinda and sweet too!” You said.
You both went to the dinner table and started to eat as you told your grandmother about your new friend. She was happy to see her granddaughter finally had someone to be happy with. The night never became so long and happy as you ramble at your grandmother.
“She must be a great friend to have.” Your grandmother spoke.
“She was!” you chuckled out happily.
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A/N: yes it's short but I'm busy because I'm doing this at school. So comment and like if you want part 2 and please reblog this if you have time.
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#poppy playtime#smiling critters#smiling critters modern au#dogday and catnap x reader#dogday x reader#catnap x reader
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A/N: okayyy this is from the poll everyone! https://www.tumblr.com/heaartzforcupid/745456435020873728/vote-for-which-ones-next-breeding-catnap-x
“Breedings and marks.” (Modern AU)
relationship(s): catnap x bunny!
reader x Dogday
warning(s): smut, mentions of kids,
Catnap = breeding
Dogday = marks
you guys had been dating for a year and 36 days. you all were trying to get into the groove of this .. poly relationship. they didn’t love eachother but they loved you. so they made it work, all for you.
you all had been walking around the store when this wolf came up to you. you smiled softly as he began to ask for your number and casually flirt with you. The wolf didn’t even notice them both, actually. Catnap picked up on it before Dogday. but when Dogday did pick up on it, his mood was quite sour to. Catnaps tail gripped the inside of your thigh, before he grabbed your hand and took you away to the bathroom. while Dogday looked at the guy and before he could even blink, he got punched in his face by the golden dog.
Catnap had been roughly fucking into you as his tail held your legs up and you laid on the spacious counter. his cock slid in and out of your tight cunt. he groaned each time his length squeezed itself into your velvety walls. it felt like his cock was in a sauna but oh, so good - it was like heaven to him. the more his cock pumped into you, the more he thought of how you’d carry his kittens. his eyes looked into yours before he whispered “can’t wait to see you swell with my kids, Midnight..~” he whimpered, helplessly as he dumped load after load inside you.
you were walking inside the store again, thighs squeezed tightly as you swayed. Catnap was walking behind you, proudly as Dogday was pouty that you guys had, had ‘fun’ without him. you had quickly got everything you would need for dinner and went to the cash register, embarrassed of your actions. Dogday did not let you pay as he gave the cashier the money you owed. you smiled softly, he was too sweet for this world.
when you guys had made it home, you had helped take everything out of the car before rushing to your guys shared bathroom. you got undressed, showing your perky nipples and plump ass. you got in the shower and began to bathe yourself of the icky lavender scent left on you and your cunt. about 10 minutes later, Dogday bursted inside, his vanilla scent bursting in with him. you could make out him moving a bunch before you heard his collar clink to the ground.
Before long, he was climbing in the shower with you. he pinned you against the wall and slid his musky thick cock inside. you took a gasp as he thrusted himself to the hilt, his eyes shut tightly. you both panted. he controlled himself better then you though and grinned, as he seen you so overwhelmed. the sharp teeth he had looking almost devilish as he began to fuck into you ruthlessly. the loud clapping noises could be heard from downstairs or even upstairs. the white goo that connected you both was mesmerizing. white, stretchy, and glossy. the deep harsh sounds of his balls slapping against your ass was enough to have you crying out for him. his dick was just too much for your tight pussy. he couldn’t hold back anymore, he was about to cum! he looked at your pretty unmarked freckled skin and he opened his jaws, biting. you yelled loudly as he sucked the piece of flesh as his hips kept moving. you moaned in ecstasy and abit of pain. - which made it, oh, so thrilling. he came deep inside your womb before softly pulling out. when you regained your senses, you rushed him out, aggravated that you had to bath yourself again.
“have fun without me, Midnight?” you blushed as you had recalled your shenanigans with Dogday. Catnap had began to mimic your moans before you had hit him with a wooden spatula right on his dome. “oh, shut up, you stupid cat.” Catnap chuckled, rubbing his head before he sat at the dinner table across from Dogday. They both began to do their own thing. Catnap scrolling on his phone while Dogday watched people throw balls at their dogs on the tv. you smiled at your two boys as you were ready to make them dinner.
you finally had made dinner when there was a knock on the door. you looked at Catnap and Dogday who were just as confused as you. you opened the door to see the wolf from earlier. you smiled and waved before you realized his eye was bruised. you quickly asked what happened before you put two and two together and realized it was Dogday. you offered to pay for the medical bill but the white fuzzy wolf told you it was fine and that you had dropped your ring and he just wanted to give it to you.
you smiled at the sweet wolf as you watched him leave. you then looked back at Dogday and Catnap, who were looking anywhere but you. let’s just say, you gave them both a lecture of a lifetime and no pussy until the next day.
what? you just couldn’t help it when it came to your boys.
A/N; Hihi, yes I am still doing requests.. more should be out by tmr everyone ❤️
TAGS: @2faced-fairy @alyssalololol
#reader insert#reader x character#reader x crush#smiling critters x reader#smut#dogday x reader#catnap#catnap x reader#dogday x reader x catnap#dogday#dogday poppy playtime#catnap poppy playtime#poppy playime#poppy playtime x reader#poppy playtime#modern au#Spotify
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The reason you can't spew the red smoke is because the original Catnap toys spewed a form of the gas, and gave a lot of kids blood boiling nightmares, so I think they removed it with the new toy line.
“Oh yeah…”
“You know the new toy line should’ve gave us outfits too…”
#catnap says#the actual explanation on why they dont have outfits?#i dont have ideas for outfits lmao#2020s smiling critters lore#modern smiling critters lore#modern au lore#lore
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(Repost from my abandoned account) these are just my personal head canons for dogday. this is a survivor au
(All characters are over 18 btw)
-dogday sometimes has dog like tendencies, like growling, barking etc.
-he doesn't remember a lot about his life as a worker but will share stories he remembers of his human life once you two become close.
-man is like a love sick puppy. First you save him? Give him legs? AND a home?! And his friends are here too?! You really are his angel.
-he's very protective of his angel. He can't have anyone take them away or even hurt them. Plus all those years locked away, he can't loose you, you're his hope.
-this man will most certainly plan his confession, script and all. Maybe you're away at work and this is something he's been working on for a while. He's always bringing you little gifts on his hunting trips (depending on if you like to collect rocks and such) but this dude went out of his way to find the best of the best. Even somehow found flowers beautiful enough to almost rival your beauty, keyword: almost.
-he enjoys spending time with you, poppy and kissy, he enjoys playing outside with you three, even if you guys have been out of the factory for years already. They still enjoy the outside world.
-I know bro is huge, like dude is taller than an American door way (according to some measurements fans have made, hes 9'5) if you're a shorty (like me 5 feet even😭) he will most definitely pick you up and carry you like a dogtoy. He likes the feeling of carrying his angel, it gives him a sense of pride doing so. Even if you accidentally hit the ceiling or he needs to really get down so you don't hit the top of the doorframe, he will always apologize or joke about it.
-he's a cuddler, he LOVES cuddling! He has his own giant dog bed in your shared room, but he prefers to sleep on your shared bed. If you're away from work and he's eepy, he'll pass out on your bed because it smells like you. Your scent keeps him at bay until you come home. Poor guy will shoot up and push anyone out of his way to be the first to get to you! He sits there on the floor waiting for his mandatory headpats and kisses as soon as he hears your keys.
-it takes his brain a few minutes to properly turn on. After all those years he finally gets proper sleep, I can imagine you waking up first and getting ready for the day to prepare breakfast for the group and you poke him, trying to wake him. He'll mumble some random stuff about not letting rats do taxes then fall back asleep only to be woken again by your pokes still talking nonsense. I can also see him sometimes waking up confused, you know like when you wake up your parents and they're mad for no reason asking what's wrong while gasping for air? (Just me?) I can see him being THAT dead asleep bhahsha
-my take on the survivor au is more of a modern take (as in yes the factory closed years also but reader is possibly in early to late 20s sometime in 20xx / non specified year) so they weren't an employee but probably knew someone like a family member who worked there or was dared to enter the factory (we'll see if I ever post my fanfic haha as these hcs kinda tie into that story) so dogday being alive in the 80s or 90s he probably has like the old school idea of love and attempts to swoon you as such. The flowers, cheesy pick up lines.
-I can imagine because he's not up to date with the newer terms and he might be confused while trying to seem cool haha. "Angel what does rizzler mean?" (Poor peepaw)
- Personally I love the theory that DogDay is an ex worker aka Rich. Which is probably why he was the leader of the smiling critters. Because he was mature enough to make sure everyone was in line/well behaved, I also think some other workers were turned into the mascots too (obviously) but maybe they trusted Rich more so they just threw him into the dance circle and hope that he'd be a good leader.
- this one ties into the first one btw! I like the think that maybe he was one of the mascots when he worked there. Like a guy in the costume who worked with the kids (hence the zipper, how else would the workers get into the bigger body suits?)
- I like to think DogDay likes when Angel calls him by his old human name. Maybe once he opens up more about his human life (or at least bringing up some of the memories he still has) he just randomly brings up his name when talking about a memory and hearing Angel repeat his name back, he'd probably like hearing it. It might make him feel like less of a monster in a sense. Granted I think he wouldn't care about what Angel calls him but he would most definitely prefer for them to alternate. Like you know when someone makes you mad and you use their real name instead of their nickname? He'd hate for his Angel to get mad, especially at him. But when living with 3 other people it can get a bit hectic.
"DogDay! Did you bring mud into the house?!"
"N-No!... "
*silence*
"RICH, WHERE ARE YOU?!"
*footsteps are heard and DogDay bolts out the door*
- Now this head canon I have can go either one of two ways, right? Hear me out. Listen up, listen carefully, and listen closely. (Lmk if you got that reference) ok so back to the zipper! I think the zipper just opens to his organs tbh like the zipper was just left functional in case he needed to be "repaired internally". BUT another thought, I also can see there being some sort of barrier! You know those stuff animals who have their stuffing blocked by a barrier so it doesn't fall out but the zipper opens to a compartment where you can store items? I kinda think that's whats there tbh, I mean it makes sense. What if one of the kids opened the zipper by mistake? Surely there would be a barrier just in case.
- as I mentioned in the last hc post, I can see him trying to swoon Angel in the old romantic type of way. I can see him pinning after Angel hard, at first they wouldn't get the hint, they'd probably think he's thinks he's indebted to them for rescuing them and giving the 3 of them a better and new life. But quickly they realize bro is in love. Of course poppy teases him about it too at some point lol. He doesn't really try to hide it either. I can see poppy and kissy thinking it's sweet and first then they get annoyed once you're the only thing he talk about lol.
- You're married. That's all! No but I can see in his mind you two are basically married. He'd probably want to have new custom star collars made for both of you or maybe even a ring for you and a matching collar or something for him to wear and propose. Of course it will bother him a bit because he can't go out with you, take you on dates or show you off but he trusts you (even though he gets jealous when you smell like someone else) he basically tries his best with what you guys have (If only there was a holiday that came once a year where you guys could go out dressed in customs without looking like freaks).
- He looks like the type of guy who would love pasta. I'm not sure why or how this even came into mind but I just feel like that's what he often wants for dinner. Poppy would probably eat fruit for dinner, kissy isn't really picky, but Dogday would probably be asking for either pasta or meat. Also I think Angel would be hesitant to feed certain foods to Dogday because you know, he's a dog (not really but hear me out) but because he acts like one at times I could see Angel being like haha nope you can't eat this!
*Angel eating chocolate cookies*
"May I have some?" *cutely pouts*
"I don't want you dying, love."
"You know I'm not actually a dog...right?"
ok ok you got me there" (they just really didn't wanna share lol)
- tbh this is more of a general head canon for the toys but I seeing as they had to resort to c*nnibalism. They clearly need food and water to survive. I think catcap was probably keep Dogday alive as a "lol now look at you now, look at me" (yes that's a BP reference) moment but only feeds him when he felt like it, since food is basically scarce in that place. I think that their human organs were transferred over but little things like veins, teeth, tongue, blood vessels basically anything that's not a major organ was made artificially and connected in a sense to those major organs making them function as such.
Yeah that's kinda it lol, there might be some more parts to this if I can think of anything else! But yeahhh that's kinda my hc and rambles lol (I tend to ramble a lot especially when I have to give context, I apologize!)
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*one day my soul left my body after i died in the modern smiling critters au and my soul spawned at the digital circus...and i wake up seemingly confused on where i am...*
What the...?
*Samuel notices*
*A man in a bartender's suit and wearing a Christmas themed top hat you'd find on snowmen walks up*
Hello there.
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Information about the Playtime.Co Sentience Au
[🧸] PLAYTIME.CO SENTIENCE AU
[❓] What's it about?
Playtime.Co Sentience is an alternate universe where instead of live, human subjects used for the Bigger Bodies Initiative, Harley Sawyer suggested the use of robots who were programmed with sentience. This means that the orphans who had taken part of the experiments were never turned into living toys, this also means that the Hour of Joy never happened either. Basically all the bad things that happened in Playtime.Co *never* happened in this alternate timeline. The Orphanage and Factory have been working alongside each other in harmony. While yes, it still takes place in 1995 and it's quite odd that the sentience of these robots would be too modern, while I am still thinking of an explanation, I can always default to 'logic'. It's better than having actual children piloting the suits really.
[❓] What roles do the toys have?
The toys retain their original roles in the Bigger Bodies Initiative project, aside from Boxy-Boo who's role is still related, but changed to be less gruesome. There are also toys who were not given a proper role in BBI and were given ones here.
[❓] How would they operate with humans?
They operate like Co-Workers, with the toys being extra needed help that primarily take care of Playtime.Co, with the humans tending to be secondary help as the toys are more efficient than they thought. The two parties don't seem to mind each other and respect one another as they fulfill their roles together.
[❓] Could you give me a brief summary of the toys?
Sure! But I'll only be doing the ones who serve relevance in the au.
Poppy - Assistant to the entirety of the Playtime.Co. Responsible for providing help around Playtime.Co and doing daily check-ups around the many facilities. She also takes note of her fellow Co-Workers, seeing which employee or toy needs to be taken to the Medical Bay to be tended to.
Doctor (The Prototype) - Head Doctor, Inventor, and Advisor. Responsible for aiding employees and toys with their injuries, illnesses, etc. in Playtime.Co. They like to tamper with little trinkets they find and helps in concept making for new toy lines-- occasionally fixes toys that orphans have broken in the Orphanage. It also provides needed advice for those who come to them if ever so needed, they're more than willing to have a little pep-talk with you.
Huggy Wuggy - Security Guard for Playtime.Co alongside Kissy Missy. His job is to patrol the entirety of the place and seek out unwanted people who have snuck their way into the factory. They also lead employees to their assigned stations or escort them out if they weren't supposed to be there.
Kissy Missy - Security Guard for Playtime.Co alongside Huggy Wuggy. Her job is to make sure all that enter the Factory are authorized individuals, visitors who wish to adopt an orphan, and other orphans who have been newly taken to the Orphanage. She gets rid of any threatening individuals who try to break into the facilities. Usually seen juggling their stations at the security lead of the Factory or the front desk at the Orphanage.
Mommy Long Legs - Host and Guide for the Game Station. She makes sure the orphans are engaging and behaving while they're doing their activities in the Game Station, serving as an encouraging figure to hype up the children and make them feel confident as they play the games.
Boxy-Boo - Employee Trainer and Defect Inspector of the entirety of Playtime.Co. He works relatively close to Poppy, but rather than being an assistant, he's the one responsible for training the employees and other toys that happened to be assigned to factory duty. They are also responsible for checking for defects in a toy or the machinery used for the factory. VERY BUSY, only talk to them if urgent or necessary, he doesn't like being bothered while he's doing his job.
Dogday - A Caretaker for the Orphanage and the Leader of the Smiling Critters. He serves as a confident, mentor-like figure towards the orphans, encouraging them to stay physically fit and exercise. He's the one planning the activities inside of Playcare, and teaches everyone the importance of getting along together and have a great time while you're with him.
Catnap - The Main Caretaker for the Orphanage, partial Security. He serves as the observer and peacekeeper of Playcare, making sure that the orphans are behaving and are kept in line while performing activities. He also teaches them how to behave and discipline them if needed. Though at night, his primary role is to make sure all orphans are comfortably tucked in their beds inside Home Sweet Home, patrolling the Orphanage for any mischievous orphans or unwanted visitors at such hours.
Hoppy Hopscotch - A Caretaker for the Orphanage. She serves as a Sporty Idol for the orphans and motivates them to play sports. She highly encourages competitive nature, but makes sure that everything is all in good sport. She loves teaching them tips n' tricks and strategies on how to win games. She'll always be your Number 1 Supporter through and through, no matter what happens.
KickinChicken - A Caretaker for the Orphanage. He serves as everyone's friend and guide in Playcare and instructs them on health and safety regulations from time to time. While he loves it when the orphans want to apply the chill lifestyle, it's also important to learn the DO's and DON'T's while you're at it. During activities, he demonstrates what to do and not to do while occupied with what ever activity the children will be doing, sometimes even going as far to do stunts and come out okay in the end. He doesn't seem to mind it, as long as the orphans are learning something new. If you need someone to hang out with, he's always free.
CraftyCorn - A Caretaker for the Orphanage. She serves as the artistic inspiration that the kids need to crank up their creativity. She's very passionate about art and the beauty around the world. She highly encourages the orphans to pursue in their dreams of becoming artists and even offers advice on how they could improve their techniques.
Bobby Bearhug - A Caretaker for the Orphanage. She serves as a Therapeutic and even Motherly figure towards the orphans, willing to listen to their problems and give them advice on how to mend them, as well as teach them on how to solve them on their own in the near future. She adores it when the children come to visit her and tell her about her how their day went during their time at Playcare.
Picky Piggy - A Caretaker for the Orphanage and Chef. She serves, quite literally, food to the orphans. At mealtime, she's always psyched about hearing what the children are looking forward to in their day and even dabble into some of their conversations from time to time. She takes notes of what meal suggestions the orphans want next, as long as they're healthy of course-- I suppose a few cheat meals won't hurt anyone.
Bubba Bubbaphant - A Caretaker for the Orphanage and Teacher. He serves as the 'complex' teacher for Playcare's School, teaching children more complex school topics in the school; Mathematics, Science, History, etc. While he knows his subjects are hard to grasp, he does teach them well and even encourage them on their homework. He's very passionate about his work, and some day, the kids will thank him for them.
#poppy playtime#playtimeco sentience#poppy#the prototype#huggy wuggy#kissy missy#mommy long legs#boxy boo#dogday#catnap#hoppy hopscotch#kickinchicken#craftycorn#bobby bearhug#picky piggy#bubba bubbaphant
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BUTTERFLY: LUFFY x Y/N (modern au part 7)
modern au
(cw: mma!luffy, celebrity, dress shopping, flirty banter, food mention, interview w Teen Vogue reporter, reader is a camgirl)
(a/n: help)
Songs: “The Louvre” by Lorde
words: 1.4k
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“I’m not askin’ what I look like,” Luffy drawls with a crooked smirk. His hands are loose in his pockets as he steps closer, space minimizing between his heated body and yours. “I’m askin’ if ya like whatcha see. Cmon, kitty, how’re the threads?”
He leers at you in his fitted black suit, paired with a deep red, satin button down the color of a dry cabaret sauvignon. A silver chain with a skull-and-crossbones hangs around his neck. It glitters between his exposed collarbones. You want to take it off with your teeth.
“Sexy.”
He snickers, and rushes back into the changing room. “Awesome,” is all he says as he finishes redressing.
You’re standing outside the velvet curtain holding the socks, tie, and pocket square that match the suit.
He adds a Rolex to the mix.
You both check out of the swanky menswear shop, and head down the sparkling strip to find you a dress.
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You stand in the fitting room, obscured by a black door with a chalkboard sign that says “#2” in a curly, squiggly font.
You’d decided to hit one of the local thrift stores, decked out in miniature Calico Critter toys, porcelain tea sets, vintage dresses, and strange plants. Luffy seems comfortable enough, chatting with the elderly saleswoman at the counter.
You squirm.
You’re wearing a deep red velveteen dress with a gathered waist and a slit up the side. It’s heavy, and smells like mothballs. You shimmy out of it; the texture is abhorrent.
“How’s it goin’, dollface?”
Luffy asks you through the kitschy little door. His sandals scuff the uneven floorboards on the other side of the fitting room. You’re tangling your limbs in an emerald green
cocktail dress with too-tight sleeves.
“Struggling!”
You huff with an honest sigh.
“What’s wrong? Need my help?” He asks cheekily, and you snort.
“Not yet, Prince Charming.”
He laughs, but lays off the banter. It’s a sorta sweet balance that you two have found with each other.
Luffy knocks on the door.
“How’s this one? Saleslady said—,” he stops as you open the door, still half-dressed in a champagne gown. It’s pale pink with diamond shimmers. The sweetheart neckline dives between your breasts, tapered empire waistline revealing the goddess-like, Boticelli version of your pear-shaped body. The long, flowy skirt wraps around your legs in waves. There’s a subtle slit to your thigh, and you found a rose gold clutch to match.
You slowly turn, sweeping your hair to the side so he can zip the back of the slinky, incandescent gown.
His fingers are slow as he clips the zipper up your exposed back.
“What jewelry d’ya want?”
He asks, raspy.
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You decide on a single, Swarovski swan pendent with a rose-quartz center. The wings of the silver swan are outstretched behind her, with a diamondesque eye sparkling at the center of her graceful face.
You spray Daisy by Marc Jacobs at your pulse points. You curl your hair. You apply eyeshadow, lip liner, and gloss. You contour and highlight: blush, false lashes, winged eyeliner, everything.
You stare at yourself in the mirror of Luffy’s luxurious bathroom.
Sparkling.
Glittering.
Insane.
****
The dinner lasts so long.
You find yourself picking at the fabric napkin in your lap: undoing scratchy threads as you fiddle.
There’s so much social labor.
You have no idea how your boyfriend does it. It’s so many hours of smiling, chatting, answering questions, social media marketing, and more.
Everything said is scrutinized. Laborious. Every single face you make has a chance to be photographed. Immortalized. Tweeted. Instagrammed.
Commented on.
You scrunch your nose to the side, staring down at your green tea sorbet. A dessert that is so light and refreshing actual tears spring to your eyes as you taste the light green ice.
The champagne is sweet.
Your stomach is sour.
Luffy is standing off to the side, doing an interview. The reporter is smiling, seemingly kind.
Luffy kicks ass at interviews.
The social media burnout seems to roll off his back. Like staring into flashing lights doesn’t dizzy his head. Like he can still focus through the humming buzz of food, conversation, drinks, and laughter.
You feel like a scared rabbit.
Someone bumps your elbow, and you squeak out a frozen gasp of terror. Someone laughs, and the tension leaves your body as you force yourself to breathe. You’re safe, here.
It’s just new, is all.
“Sorry bout that,” someone says, as they hover next to your seat. You force yourself to see past lights and sounds and system overload. Person. Individual. Someone is standing next to you and you must learn their name. “Is this seat taken?”
You shake your head, and shift so they have room to sit in Luffy’s vacant seat. They’re lovely: dressed in sky blue and silver accents.
“Maria.”
You smile wide at hearing her name, her pronouns, her career as a social media manager. She’s working at Teen Vogue, something you particularly respect. “Is it okay if I ask you some questions? It’s super interesting to see your social media presence as an egirl,” she smiles, “And I’d love to see what you have to say about it! It’s okay if you’re a little overwhelmed,” she allows. She had a gap between her front two teeth.
She is sparkling.
“Sure! I’m an open book, really. My social filter is all outta wack,” you admit, shyly. But you hope your open body language and softer voice help get the “friends” message across.
Expression. Communication.
Honesty.
Sweetness.
Swiftness.
She starts:
“So, how long has it been since you started camming?” She licks her lips, iPhone recording the conversation. She sets it on her knee, face up. She had a daisy-patterned pop socket.
“I started in 2020, once the pandemic started. I started an OnlyFans, and I haven’t really looked back since. Although, I take some breaks now and again.”
She smiles, “Breaks are healthy,” she assures you, as someone starts filming you over her shoulder. You scoop another bite of sorbet.
“So, what would you say is the most interesting thing about your career?”
“Mm!” You hum through a mouthful of green tea ice, “So many things! It’s so creatively expressive. I get to assign myself whatever roles I want,” you start bragging a little, “Since I choose whoever I wanna cosplay. It’s also so sweet to see what content people vibe with. Like, someone said they listen to my ASMR as they fall asleep! It’s amazing, seeing that someone sees you as their comfort content, y’know?” You smile, rambling a bit.
She smiles, though. She seems to enjoy listening. So you smile, too.
“Awesome, that’s super cool. What are some challenges about sex work?”
You nod, sober.
“The shame. People want to criticize me so much for showing my body onscreen, but burlesque has been around for centuries. The art of the striptease, the art of pornography, the skills of prostitution—it’s all so gorgeous. It’s got its shadow side, like everything, so when I speak about sex work as a career, I am always only ever speaking about consensual sex.”
She nods sagely, listening.
“So, um…ah—is it okay if I speak more on this?” You ask nervously. The napkin is scrunched into knots in your fists. The reporter—Maria—nods. She is smiling, and focused. Her eyes are deep brown, with fluffy eyelashes even without mascara.
She is not wearing makeup.
You smudge at your own lipstick, wishing you could swipe it off.
“Okay, so…it’s a way for me to flirt with strangers on the internet. It’s like, a very fun thing to do for me,” you smile, honestly. “And that’s how I met Monkey D. Luffy! Oh, I hope that’s okay to say,” you suddenly fret, social filter glitching out. “It’s so hard to understand censorship,” you confess, “I’m an adult performer so like…all the stuff I say is gonna be, like, eighteen plus. Or like, how do you decide what’s private and what’s public? It’s all so discomfortable,” you huff.
She smiles, laughing softly.
“I understand. Is there anything else you wanna say?” She has her hands folded in front of her, with several silver rings on her slender, piano-player fingers.
“Don’t say he met me through my day job, please.”
She meets your eyes, scanning.
“Seriously.”
She nods, satisfied.
“Thanks so much for your time, Miss Hero Butterfly!” She smiles, and stands up. Her dress rustled around her. She has a butterfly pendant in her hair. You smile, and stand to shake her hand.
“I love your butterfly necklace,” you say, grinning.
She winks.
“I wore it for you.”
****
#holy shit fuck christ god#sgsggaba#dumpster dive#kitty speaks#modern au#luffy x y/n#one piece fanfic#luffy fanfic#luffy x reader#luffy x you#one piece modern au#luffy modern au
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A Sunflower and Their Encyclopedia // (Ezra x GN!Reader)
Word Count: idk like 500-600
Summary: Modern AU? idk but we're on Earth so you decide. Ezra tells you he loves you.. in some less than normal ways...
A/N: FOR MY WIFE @writer-darling WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY (it's short and shitty because I just typed it up after work but I couldn't not post something!) BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU MOSTEST
oh and this is like not at all accurate because sunflowers use circadian rhythm to face and follow the sun but… we’re going to pretend we don’t know that and believe the social media myth
“You’re my sunflower,” Ezra's smooth voice brings you back to reality.
“What?” You ask, not sure you heard him right in your trance-like state.
“You are my sunflower,” he annunciates, “or Helianthus as it’s scientifically known” he adds as if that would clear everything for you.
If the two of you had been talking about flowers, it would make some sense, but you were simply enjoying each other's presence in silence.
“What?” you ask again, clearly confused.
“Well when it’s overcast and sunflowers are looking for the sun, they often face each other. Claiming each other as their own personal sun, sharing each other’s energy. You’re my sunflower, you’re who I turn to in dark times to keep me going.”
“That is… incredibly sweet,” tears brim your eyes, “Then you’re my sunflower too. What brought that up?”
A slow smile creeps its way onto his face, the corners of his mouth lifting with love and eyes warming.
“I was simply enjoying the view, of you. And how captivated and intoxicated I am from the sheer joy you exude. How my infatuation and devotion to you knows no bounds. You’re my life source, my light and my love.”
A cheesy smile is plastered on your face, “And so the obvious conclusion was sunflowers?”
“Perhaps sunflowers didn’t properly convey all that.”
“No it did I was ju-” but before you can finish he interrupts by continuing his thoughts.
“You’re the Acacia Tree to my ant colony,” he finishes with a proud smile.
You stare at him dumbfounded.
“Acacia trees, commonly found in South Africa and Australia, grow hollow roots, structures that allow ants to use as shelter and even feed from. In return, the ants defend the tree from herbivores. The ants larvae also feed off Beltian bodies, which are small pouches of important proteins and nutrients and in return the ants protect new acacia seedlings from being eaten by other small critters.”
“So… I’m a tree,”
“An acacia tree, yes”
“And you… are a colony of ants,”
“Mhm”
“That share a relationship,”
“A symbiotic relationship, yes”
“That share a symbiotic relationship. But why am I the tree and you the ants?”
“Easy. Because you’re a life-giving thing that is much greater than I. A beautiful great standing of Mother Nature.”
Then it dawns on you. Where Ezra is getting all this random nature information. Weeks ago while thrifting he came across a tattered nature encyclopedia, his nose was stuck in the book before he even purchased it. He returned it to the shelf claiming he did not need it but something tells you he went back…
“Did you get that encyclopedia?”
“Is it that obvious?”
You laugh, “I take it you're enjoying it”
“Thoroughly”
“And how many more métaphores do you have for us?”
Ezra looks up and cocks his head like he’s actually mentally counting them, “at least another hundred.”
You laugh again at his absurdity born of love.
“Although I don’t think I could even run out of ways to tell you I love you, my dear. And if I did then I’d learn more languages. And if I ran out of those, I’d create our own language that never runs out of ways to express my love for you.”
And you know that this man in front of you means every damn word he's just said. You can't help but wonder how you got so lucky, while he wonders the same.
Taglist: @spideysimpossiblegirl @littlemisspascal @writer-darling @avengetheunnatural @louderfortheback @currentobsessionrabbithole
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FANDOM UPDATE/SCHEDULE
So I don't think many people that I follow or interact with note that I'm in finals season for classes so I'm trying to study as much as possible before next Friday (surprise, only one big final) but I want to give intel to what will happen after:
I will be trying new content and potentially reimagines/rewrites for big media like Lore Olympus. I am a heavy researcher and modern retellings are just so bad that I'm at it to here to just do my own version.
I will also be working on more Smiling Critters content, hopefully getting more into my AUs and post more of Matron in the Playhouse by summer. After next Friday, there's not much for me except workforce training so we'll be at it for a while.
I am going to get to my other fandoms, I promise, I just need to get some things done before I go hyperfixating again.
Please keep these in mind! And take a Bobby Bearhug WIP on your way out!
#moi speaks#update#announcement#what to expect#see you guys in may after the 3rd#we will be hitting the full swing
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Sorry if it's short! But busy weeks and weekends are holding me back so I hope you enjoy!<3
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The morning sun, shines down through your one bedroom window. Sunshine beaming at your S/c face as you get up into a sitting position and rub your tired eyes to look at the window getting shine upon the morning sun.
You stretched your body and finally heard those satisfying pop of your bones. You took your towel and walked to your bathroom to shower. After drying up and brushing your teeth, you head to your wardrobe and take out a casual dress. It was a beautiful F/c gradient colour, it had no sleeves, and had a bow behind it. And for your shoes it's the same colour but they doll shoes. To be honest, this was your favourite dress.
You remember that you're supposed to meet your new friend bobby bearhug at the flower field. Excited to meet her again, you quickly got down the stairs and greeted your grandmother and started to eat your breakfast without getting choked on your food.
You quickly washed the dishes and began to get your basket ready. You put some snacks and drinks, books, and a picnic blanket. You began to walk to your door but before you left.
"Grandmother! I'm off to meet up with a friend!" You shouted.
"Alright! Be careful on your way there!" Your grandmother shouted back.
Without hesitation, you quickly ran through the woods to head to the flower field. Excited to meet up with your first ever friend you quickly run till you arrive at the flower field. You saw a red gradient colour and ran towards it knowing who it was.
"Bobby!" You shouted excitedly.
"Huh?" Bobby turned her gaze to you with excitement in her eyes.
You jump towards her and hugged her tightly. This caught the red bear surprise but she giggled and hugged you back.
"Excited much?" Bobby giggled.
"Maybe." You giggled.
You both laughed together enjoying eachothers company and presence. For a whole day, you both would read books, eat snacks, make flower crowns, sky watching, and playing tags with one another. By the time at sunset, you both nod farewell and went home.
This continued for months! Hanging out and having fun with one and another. Days filled with happiness. And days of telling your grandmother all the fun and happiness you had...
But, one rainy night...
Your grandmother fell ill...
Bad illness, you called every doctor in your village. But no luck, every doctors answers are still the same. You weren't ready to be alone without your grandmother. She was like your real mother. You stayed by your grandmother's side day and night. You already explain this to bobby and she understands. Grief is quite paining your heart of happiness.
"Grandmother... Please... Don't leave me!" You cried out. Tears flowing like waterfalls as you desperately plead your grandmother.
"Oh, shush... My little Y/N... Do not cry.. it pains my heart to leave you too.. but fate always leads to an end..." Your grandmother reassure you trying to calm you down. It pains her heart to leave you and seeing your tears flowing down your beautiful F/c eyes.
"Please... Don't leave me..." You cried.
"Oh, I want leave you, my Y/N... I'll always be by your side to protect you and watch over you... I'm so lucky to have you as my granddaughter... Your my little bundle of joy that I could ever ask for..." She reached out for your cheek and caressed it with her weak wirnkled hand.
"I have to join your grandfather now... And I'll tell you everything about you to your grandfather... Just remember I'll always love you on the bottom of my heart..." She smiled warmly as a small tear flow down from her beautiful brown eyes.
"I love you too... Please rest in peace... Grandmother..." You smiled.
With that... Your grandmother slowly passed away. You continue to cry on her bed feeling empty and broken. Your heart pained even more because of the grief you have carried and saved.
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After the burying your grandmother. You went to the flower field as tears continued to flow. You saw Bobby sitting under the tree. You didn't even bother wiping your tears away as you continue to walk forward to where bobby was.
Bobby turned to where you were walking. Upon seeing your crying sad face. She walked over to you. You couldn't hold it in anymore as you jump to her and hug her. She didn't seem bothered by it. She smiled and patted your back.
"Let it out..." She calmly said.
You did as she told you to. You broke down and cried more and more trying to let go of the pain in your heart.
"I miss her s-so much!" You cried as bobby's jacket began to get wet by your tears.
"I know It hurts... So let it out..." She reassured you. She slowly sat down with you on her arms crying.
"I'll be here... To stay with you."
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Tags: @jelapos
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Can I request the Smiling critters x reader (modern au)? The reader is an idol who has the appreance and personality of Kazuha from le sserafim
I’m sorry I don’t know who Kazuha is. you can either request something else or try to explain to me.
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Is Catnap immune to the red smoke?
“Yeah… but I can’t spew it out for some reason.”
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So basically kinda like the modern au but also not.Sooooooo basically all the toys managed to escape the factory and the prototype(for now).They all have human forms and fake names to fit in society, but they can't hide their ears and tail, and they neither can change their height much.So part of society hates em and wants em to be locked up well the other part just don't give a fluff.And one special part which I would be apart of is be fluffing excited for them to be here
Catnap=Connor
Dogday=Damien(kinda stole that)
KickinChicken=Kent(I was lazy)
Bubba= Brian
Hoppy= Harley
Crafty=Camillia
Bobby= Barbara
Picky= Patty
The frowning critters are here in my au as well
As little siblings all 7-12
While the smiling critters are all 19-25.
Catfeine= Catherine(or just cathy for short)
Dogpressed= Dona.
WimpinChicken= Wendy
Icky= Ivan
Floppy= Fyodor
Groddy= Georgie
Dumbba= Daisy
Uniquecorn= Uriah
@onyxonline I stole damien(not really just the name)
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Big Top AU bits of lore
I’m posting facts about this smiling critters AU as I go. So here’s the facts we got so far:
In this smiling critters AU, the smiling critters are “Werewolves” in a sense, basically humans that have a specific gene that once one has reached maturity they can turn. For some it’s temporary, for others it’s permanent. The permanent have a difficulty finding their place in society so most join The Big Top Carnival Circus. This is the smiling critters origins in the AU, those affected continue to have there humanity while the animal they become arnt always real or a wolf, so the term WereAnimals has been easily adapted into modern definition.
Most who change permanently tend to take on a new name, this isn’t so much to hide their past identity but more as to make a new one since their old self and life are no longer. Most names tend to be simple but a few have chosen a more interesting name path.
Maturity as it is called in that world typically happens when a person becomes 18 “Aka officially a adult” BUT for some people this transformation can happen later in life or even early in life making “label it with a number” not entirely accurate.
I based the “maturity” around the individual itself instead of really age. For example there are kids born into families where they basically have to fend for themselves in reality. These cute “mini adults” forces a kid to mature a lot faster, even more if they have to care for younger siblings, this would cause this still child to change into a WereAnimal as they matured early.
Now that you know the basics, the rest will fall into place. Let’s take a look at some brief character facts:
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy help operate the many games The Big Top provides, Huggy has many cousins that also work at the many games.
Huggy’s cousins can be called upon to be clowns during certain shows
Huggy’s Cousins by name + colors + Height: Short:
Red: Velvet Heart: female
Green: Grasshopper: male
Yellow: Bright: Male
Orange: Orange Pop: male
Purple: Lavender: female
White: Snowflake: female
There names also reflect what kind of clothes they wear because the cousins like to stay themed since it’s pretty fun for them.
The cousins are based off the mini huggys, I just added a few and put more colors, for instance this is snowflake: here are some stuff about her:
Huggys Cousins don’t only dress up as additional clowns, each cousin has their own talents. For Snowflake, her main talent her voice.
Some circuses will have singing acts, usually ones where they claim to have real life mermaids sing the audience a little tune. Here at the Big Top Snowflake fills this role, she knows many songs and her voice is enchanting. During her time to shine she gets to put on her favorite dress that she only wears during this performance, Catnap has been working on making her new dresses the more her acts are requested. Catnap fears her current dress will get warn down plus the audience loves seeing them in many different types of outfits.
Snowflake is sweet and keeps a calm mind, she doesn’t mind the spotlight.
#character#smiling critters au#Big Top au#mini huggies#snowflake#lore#au#facts#fun facts#random facts
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[Originally posted on Twitter on December 13, 2020]
The little kitsune offers you a cup of warm green tea. Do you accept it?
> Yes
No
A little animation I made for my AU because I'm
✨ Obsessed ✨
Anyway, here's some more info about the AU:
(no, I'm not done yet)
Here’s some info about Izuku’s backstory:
Toshinori Yagi (aka All Might aka Dad Might) was the Kitsune who guarded the village before Izuku. He disappeared one day under mysterious circumstances.
Inko was pretty young when she became a shrine maiden and started taking care of Izuku. She and Toshinori knew each other and kind of raised Izuku together. Inko taught him how to be human, and Toshinori taught him how to be a good guardian. Inko is the reason why Izuku spends most of his time in his human form, which he shaped to look like he could be her actual son.
Inko was the last shrine maiden, so sometime after Inko's death, the people Izuku protected stopped believing in him. Also because they entered more modern times and the village became a small town.
Slowly the shrine began to look as run down as it is in the present, kind of reflecting Izuku’s state of mind. He felt really alone and withdrew in himself.
Inko was the one to show Izuku how to tie the rope around his sash (obi?) in a flower like that. She also taught him how to brew green tea from the leaves of the Camellia Sinensis plants that grow around his shrine.
Because of that, green tea is comforting to him. After her death, he always brews one extra mug of green tea in hopes of seeing Inko's spirit.
Since green tea brings him comfort, he often offers it to the travelers that stumble upon his shrine. (What the little animation is supposed to represent.) Unfortunately, nobody ever accepted it. Izuku would just smile and disappear without a word.
He became pretty much mute since he had nobody to talk to except the forest critters, who didn't understand human language.
The only person who Izuku got close to after Inko's death was Katsuki. I’ll talk more about him in the future. This is a bkdk AU after all.
#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#deku#bakudeku#bkdk#katsudeku#ktdk#bnha au#mha au#alternate universe#au#kitsune#yokai au#bnha fanart#mha fanart#fanart#fan art#digital art#animation#gif#my art#the bkdk and ktdk tags are there because they're canon in the au
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Fic I read & loved this week (1 Jan - 7 Jan 2023)
The Wrong Shade of Pink by ATreeFullofStars
Words: 592 Rated: G
Prompt from chongoblog on tumblr: "An Increasingly Frustrated Pokemon Trainer who wants a Sylveon but he isn’t emotionally equipped enough to understand the nuanced difference between friendship and affection so he just has like 13 Espeons and Umbreons"
The only things I know about Pokemon I learned from Pokemon Go, but this is sweet and heartwarming and I loved it a lot.
i’ll take a secondhand monster by Stratisphyre
Words: 24691 Chapters: 3/3 Rated: T
“You must not stray to the lower levels, A-Yu,” Yao-ge told him with his scary, empty smile. “Or else I shall tell the beast down there to eat you.”
There is a monster in Koi Tower.
Little Mo Xuanyu moves to Koi Tower and can hear the monster in the basement through his floor. Difficult to read in places (Mo Xuanyu's life isn't all that great for the a while there), but I read it in one sitting and liked the child's perspective that felt like it really understands children.
Also it made me cry twice.
Like You Mean It by CoatWrites
Words: 5694 Rated: T
Lan Zhan gets sent a dick pic. Wei Ying doesn't understand why it bothers him so much.
Modern college au. Hilarious. Heartfelt. Excellent use of of footnotes. Good friends Lan Zhan and Wei Ying deal with Wei Ying's confused discomfort about Lan Zhan getting sent a dick pic. Ace rep and excellent communications skills. My bookmark notes tell me I've read this one at least four times.
Wei Wuxian's Discreet Dating Service: Hot Rogue Cultivators In Your Area! by x_los
Words: 3500 Rated: T
Wei Wuxian and Jiang Wanyin are only sort of speaking. This doesn’t prevent Wei Wuxian from interfering in Jiang Wanyin’s life. Just because you're estranged doesn't mean you don't want your palpably miserable baby brother to be happy! And you know what's made Wei Wuxian very, very happy? Marriage.
Post-canon Yunmeng Shuangjie reconciliation that's also a Jiang Cheng character study. Don't let the title fool you, it's heartfelt as well as funny. Made me teary, in a good way.
and so my heart beats wildly by lily_winterwood
Words: 106,435 Chapters: 19/19 Rated: E
“You know, you’re the one to beat this year,” Jiang Cheng offers helpfully, having seen the glare from right next to him.
“Hanguang-jun’s been through juniors with the rest of us, he knows all of our tics. You’re an unknown variable, since he’s never competed against you before.”
“Thanks,” says Wei Wuxian drily. “That’s very comforting.”
Or: five nighthunting competitions where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji were rivals, and one where they weren't.
Modern Cultivation As A Competitive Sport Rivals to Lovers AU. I read it in under a day. I absolutely loved the professional nighthunting games, and all the incredible world-building that went into it. Might have made me cry. You might be sensing a pattern.
(I also recommend the next work in the series, which is 15 chapters of missing scenes, alternate scenes, and late night commentary on the state of competitive cultivation/Nie Mingjue thirst from John Oliver)
Wei Wuxian’s Home for Lost Creatures by Stratisphyre
Words: 22341 Chapters:7/7 Rated: G
Wei Wuxian’s house came to town and settled by the sea.
Gentle modern-with-magic AU. Wei Wuxian has a travelling house slash animal sanctuary. Lan Wangji and Lan Yuan bring him a critter. Very gentle read, very sweet, read it in a single sitting, left me wanting to know more about the world, which is always true of Stratisphyre's fics. I just realized this is the 2nd of their fics in this post.
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