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tachvintlogic · 11 months

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LU Sexuality Headcanons

For Pride Month, I want to share my sexuality headcanons for the LU boys.

Sky, Time, Twilight, Four, Wind, and Legend are bisexual or biromantic-ish(?), possibly asexual(?), but none of them have put any thought into what their sexuality is, and neither have I.

Wild is asexual bi-romantic. Don't have a really concrete reason behind it.

(Okay, I do. I once read a great fic on AO3 between 2019-2021 where it turned out Sky was the only straight person and everyone else was on the ace spectrum, and he learns there's nothing wrong with being ace. I believe Wild was asexual bi-romantic in that fic. I couldn't find it when I searched, so if you know where it is please tell me!)

Hyrule and Warriors' sexuality are the only ones I feel strongly about, which are aroace and gay respectively. My reasonings behind these choices are the same for both.

I think it fits their personalities.

It's an incredibly inconvenient sexuality for them to have and that's hilarious.

More in-depth ranting below

Let's start with Warriors cause it's easier to explain.

Congratulations Cia! You got one of the few incarnations of the hero that isn't even attracted to women! Even if Zelda wasn't there, even if you were the last woman on Earth, you would have no chance! (Telling her he's gay wasn't the war-ender Warriors hoped it would be.)

Imagine, there she is in her sluttiest outfit, and Warriors is drooling over Volga and fucking Ganondorf because Nintendo finally let the G-man wear his hair down and he's the hottest he's ever been! (until TotK)

Lana is... better. The room becomes instantly awkward whenever his sexuality is mentioned in her presence, but that's bearable.

What's not bearable is that he's still a ladies magnet. He's Mr. Helen of Troy, and all the ladies want a piece of the booty that launched 1000 ships. Warriors, meanwhile, grits his teeth and tries to be as polite while turning them down. He can't tell them off because, of course, his actions and reputation have a huge impact on the war effort. He hates it. Being Mr. Helen of Troy doesn't attract many cute guys.

Every time someone calls him a ladies' man he wants to scream.

Meanwhile, Hyrule is the Link with 2 Zeldas and was kissed by one of them. He's also aroace.

In Zelda 2, Hyrule is kinda sorta prophesied to be the next great king of Hyrule. Even though not everyone knows about that, he still holds the Triforce and defeated Ganon, so he has some political sway whether he likes it or not. There are 2 problems with this:

He's not related to the Royal Family, so he'll have to marry into it.

There are technically 2 possible heirs to the throne: the Zelda from the first game and Zelda the First, who Hyrule saved from her eternal sleep in the second game.

Zelda the First's claim over the other Zelda is a little shaky, since royal succession doesn't usually consider what happens if an ancestor from 100s of years ago comes back to life. While the first game's Zelda has a strong claim, who gets to be queen is a little ambiguous.

However, given that Hyrule is expected to be king, whichever one he marries will automatically have a better claim to the throne. But there's a 3rd problem:

3. Hyrule is aroace and isn't interested in marrying either of them or in having a romantic relationship in general.

While yes, living in the castle would be safer for Hyrule considering the cursed blood thing, he isn't really interested in settling down with someone. While the Zeldas are "understanding" of Hyrule's feelings, they would really, really like their political standings to be resolved before the nobles and the court do something stupid.

It's a love triangle but the romance is replaced with politics and love doesn't factor into it. It's terrible and I love it.

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu hyrule #lu headcanons

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ssaalexblake · 2 years

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random q: if you could mix 'n match across all the doc's regens and the master's regens, who would you put together just for the lols? which of them together would you'd love to see interact? which incarnations bring out the best in the other? which of them together would spell 'doom upon the entire universe'? and finally, if it were possible to see a master!actor play any of the doctor regens, which actor as which doctor and why?

For The Lols;

Controversial! But I would put Simm with 13 because i firmly believe that if she saw him again she'd beat him to death with a lawnmower before he even got a word in. And it'd have to be before he got a word in, bc i'd prefer if he didn't talk to her. Would this break time? Yeah. Do I think 13 would care? No. It would also be exceptionally funny to see the look on his face when she goes for him and does not stop. 10/10 would watch with popcorn. 13: eats the laser screwdriver like the pting ate the sonic. Simm: what the Fuck is wrong with you?? i eat humans and i think you're a mess!!!

Missy and 10. She would eat him alive in seconds and it'd be funny to watch. Think your average date between praying mantids. That would be the Mood(tm). Ten has the STartlingly visceral urge to run the hell away but is also exceptionally hot for her and has no idea what's good for him.

This one is also canon to me, but 11 and Dhawan. During the end of 11's run, where he's with Clara. Dhawan is posing as cute O and giving them both doe eyes and flirting shamelessly. They both think he's hot. He is cackling inside at all of this And enjoying a close up view of Missy's matchmaking work.

I think 8 and Dhawan should meet bc it'd be the sluttiest combo and they're both very hot and that's a good enough reason. Peak best enemies (with benefits) regeneration pair.

Delgado and Two. Everything about this would be fun.

would i love to see interact:

I would love to see what would follow between jo martin's doctor and any regeneration of the master. I am still believing she's between 2 and 3, so I think she Does know the master and she thinks they're on good terms. So pairing her with dhawan master would be So juicy.

9 and Dhawan would be good. Both have 'we just destroyed galifrey-itis' and are dealing with it badly. They both have a habit of sharing trauma unfairly with others instead of working through it. It'd be an unmitigated disaster, probably, but it'd be fun specifically for Me so I want it.

bring out the best??

I'm trying to answer this, but like, even when they were flirting with it back in the day they were still best mates who had totally normalized attempted murder as a totally normal friend thing to do. Even without the recent drama and horror I'm not sure any variation qualifies as bringing the best out in each other. Maybe 12 and Dhawan would relate to each other and cry in a bar somewhere instead of violence???

which duo would spell doom upon the universe

Missy and 11. the cold, quiet and knife cutting threat of the both of them. The collateral damage. How much they'd enjoy it all. I can See them in my minds eye, emperor and empress of a grand civilisation, lording over all. Admittedly this is just Missy's fantasy But 11 would find it hot as hell. Absolutely horrifying. I want it.

10 and Dhawan. 10's wet blanket master coping strategies would... End Badly. the master: *does something reprehensible* 10: we should talk this out!!! the master: *does something worse to get a raise out of him because it didn't work the first time*. 10: *cries dramatically in rainstorm instead*. This Master Wants a rise out of the doctor and I don't think he'd get it with 10, and I think he'd keep trying to get one to more and more damage. 13 may be feral and toothy and terrible but she didn't let him get away with anything twice through lack of action.

13 and Missy. It's like Missy and 11 except more teeth. and more blatant homoeroticism. Extra biting. 13 would be really mad that Missy actually enjoyed that part and would desperately try to hide how much She also enjoys the biting. All the while one of Missy's plots is carried out, 13 non the wiser, while they hiss it out like angry cats. Soooo many teeth. Much collateral damage.

Master actor as the doctor;

Dhawan absolutely has the skills to play the doctor and he has the subtlety to play 13's arc. The congeniality but Teeth behind the scenes, away from the companions. The fury and hurt and confusion. He'd have nailed it, frankly. A lot of my 13/master body swap agenda is based around wanting to see them play each others' parts. They could do it so well.

Though, I'd kind of be interested to see how Michelle Gomez would have played the doctor? Because she rarely gets to play the part of somebody not totally evil or just exceedingly wacky? idk, i'd just liked to have seen what she did with it! I know she's said she doesn't mind being cast as certain types of roles predominantly, but i'd be interested to see her play something different just for curiosity's sake, tbh, i'm sure she has the skills for it.

thank you for the ask!

#dw shit #yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic #dmsh #doctor x master #yeah i stil have stuff in ask box but i knew how to answer this one i am sorry if u sent one #and i have yet to reply #i... like to know i'm not talking out my back side u know???#but thank u so much for this very well timed ask #oh random bouts of horrible nausea my most hated thing #it was a good distraction till it went away

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starryrogue · 5 years

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My Indivisible Incarnation Tier List

Thoughts below: Please note this is based on my initial play through at launch. I also did not look at any of the numbers. This is mostly how I felt during game play! That being said!

Ginseng: Best Healer and fun Super(3). Also great for late game when magic healers are not what you need for battle. Has a range to take down flying enemies. Bonus points for being NB and having Honey be the best helper.

Leilani: Spin to win! also creative use of Ihdi

Dhar: My early game powerhouse and crowd clearer. Replaced by Leilani in the later game. My fave murderer

Nuna: Traps were so good in the mid game Just prevent the enemy from even going near you!

Razmi: While she is the best character in the game writing wise, her slow charge and reliance on magic made her harder for both early and late game. Great Super (3)!

Kampan: Great for focus fire and for her great super that make bigger enemies a breeze!

Ren: I wish he had come earlier in the game. traps and Status effects and that long reach is so good. Award for sluttiest party member.

Ajna: The most middle character on this list. Once I figured out how to get which weapons i wanted from her diverse kit things became better but its something that should be easier to manage. Perfect for shield breaks and range and some diverse supers. But its kind of annoying that resurrect gets harder to pull off once you get more Ihdi.

Thorani: Difficult to understand at first but a great healer overall with some fun supers. Team mom Award

Tungar: Some of the best crowd control and focus fire. Can even reach high enemies despite low range.

Lanshi: Good Dog. Best Friend. OK Mechanics. The Idhi pet could be a little faster but an interesting and useful kit.

Quadira: Straight forward good damage dealer. Missed potential with a throwing shield

Zebei: Good range, focus fire, Idhi building, and crowd control....nothing interesting

Yan:...yup those are kicks...

Naga Rider: Super Styling (With a hidden cutie under that armor)...still mostly kicks but with supers. Comes in too late to find a purpose on my team

Baozhai: I wasn’t paying close attention to numbers but I feel like her canons were not worth it. There wasn't enough oomph and the friendly fire features make it hard to want her around.

Latigo: Good range with a cool weapon. came in a little late, not super story relevant. Fuck reloading.

Hunoch&Ziboch: Award for team himbos! love a dumb beefcake. Hate having to keep track of that dumb ball in the middle of all this chaos.

Kushi: I thought the stances were a little weird and not super useful. The first character without supers in the story so hard to root for. Also why is Altun so big I cant see.

Zhara. Again, not looking at the numbers, but her buffs did not seem worth trading out another hero for her. Also I still dont get the snaps Special

Phoebe: introduces with no fanfare and non her in her move set. one which only works on set up and no supers? yeah the damge helps but its so boring (And why is down A Jump and Up A a launcher? so confusing. ALSO SO BIG I CANT SEE.

Sangmu: I’m sad I didn’t play with her on this first play through.

Antoine: I’m sad I didn’t play with him on this first play through. and also I’m gay.

#indivisible #indivisible rpg #starrysays

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askwendyokoopa · 5 years

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((Even though my official policy is and always has been to block and ignore her; every so often Puffmun, as she prefers to be called, still runs up and slaps me on the fanny, then giggles and says ‘No tag backs’ and runs off. The funniest part is she’s so sure my blog is 100% smut but refuses to find any of it to prove her point. Actually, she did comb through my whole blog, and the absolute worst thing she could find was that one intentionally crappy shitpost. People who actually read my blog gave it an average of a PG-13 rating, but she has alternative facts... or something.

But this post isn’t for you or me, if we did a Ven diagram there would probably be very few followers of both accounts. This post is for codependent individuals looking for a scapegoat, who are either wholly puritan to absurd degrees, or they just take Puffmun’s word for absolutely everything and never open up their eyes. Personally, I don’t care which, but just so you know, one of the characters I’m accused of ‘oversexualizing’ is Ms. Gsptlsnz from Superman: The Animated Series. She’s much older than Jessica Rabbit, but this particular incarnation is more or less an expy of Jessica Rabbit. No one has ever attempted to interact with this blog, so smut is not even possible, but I reblogged the equivalent of bikini pictures from an Archie comic from the 50′s.

But... you’re downplaying everything... aren’t you? Not this time, Wendy really is my sluttiest muse, and she’s nowhere near as bad as Puffmun pretends I portray her. She wants to be a modern, sexually empowered woman, like Peach or something, and in only one verse currently, she is. Every other RP isn’t even about relationships... I mean, that one with Shelly is about her ‘relationship’ with her ‘hairdresser.’ By the ending, that one’s going to be all air quotes.

But the main thing I wanted to address, who is this line for “...is making rounds again”? I never stopped, I post much more often that you do, and believe it or not, very rarely about you. Did you tell your followers that you had stopped me? And from what exactly? Being a horrible person, even though literally all the receipts you have are either provably false or simply about Stacy, but you use the pronoun ‘they’ on everything to imply that I had a hand in it somehow?

Why am I even bothering to give you the ‘attension’ [SIC] you’re begging for? Everyone knows when I explain that I am against Doxxing, or that I don’t actually smut, or basically anything I say really, will be completely ignored. You’ll craft new sentences that say whatever needs to be true at that moment to fit your presupposed narrative, and basically nothing has changed since the day we met. You need help, badly, and you can’t block everyone who tells you so... well, actually you can. So why not stay in your anti-recovery section of tumblr and leave the rest of us alone?

Post Scriptum:

I am aware she deleted her dedicated drama blog, she’s still a drama queen though, but the point is that this tag keeps all of her crap in one place. It also makes it a convenient tag to block if you want to avoid her mudslinging campaign. Have a good day!))

#kirmunsdrama

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weirdotherapper-blog · 6 years

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Diss Track - HeadShots -

I’ma take a few shots at some rap and hip-hop artist who are not

As cream of the crop; not a heart stops; you wannabe show stoppers;

Yall just bar hop -and bump hips to hop to the top,

So lemme get the trigger ready to take a steady shot

-Head shot number one;

Yelawolf where the fuck did you come from;

No one even gives a fuck about you son;

Last time you were relevant you were trying to keep up with Tech-N9ne; and Busta-Rhymes;

Now your time to be in your prime has already run outta lifelines;

Then you come and also Diss M.G.K. - I’m Sor-ray your word-play is on-lay okay

Here comes Headshot number 2; get outta the way

And M.G.K. you pretend to play, with words even though your cadence is

Boring making fans snoring as you pretend you are flooring,

Them with same repetitive nonsense, no one’s in suspense as you repeat clever sentences from a previous artist; don’t start this,

If you can’t finish it; if you ain’t really in it to win it,

Headshot number 3, I used be your biggest fan, Slim-shady sorry,

I said used to be cause honestly as of lately Eminem,

Been wack and only attacking other artist to continue having a story,

Marshal Matthers maybe retire and pass down the godly rap glory;

We get it Slim-Shady, Eminem, Marshal Matthers Baby,

You got a legacy you wanna see thrive, and desperately keep alive

The problem is you haven’t had a good album since before 2005

Headshot Number 4; I just gotta settle a score;

Drake your trash; your fake; you’re lame; you only rake and take in

Money and bitches after some ghost wrote the lines that got you honey and riches;

You’re not raw; you’re not tough; allow me to call you further on your bluff,

Like Jimmy Brooks ima leave you shook as I take the next shot;

You are no 50-cent, Biggie, Or Tupac; stop pretending to be something you not;

Before I give you a reason to not have your legs work; okay I gotta stop

Head Shot Number 5, 6, and 7 - A trifecta of Music my friend,

Kanye, Dr.Dre, and Jay-Z, can yall just stick making beats, Please?

Kanye you’re already clinically insane believing your Gods gift to us, okay right

Call me an Indian giver cause get that shit outta my sight,

God can take back this quack crack-pot gift and lift this curse,

before I gotta spit another diverse verse so go disburse,

Please just leave and take your barely passable rap skills

At least Dr.Dre has flow and always goes for his kills

But lets be honest without Slim-Shady coat-tails your ship probably would’ve already set sails

Jay-Z I respect you freestyle essentially everything,

But could you be a little more interesting?I

I know your pussy whipped but does Beyonce gotta be slipped into everything, bad enough the illuminati already gotcha nuts gripped,

I’m just saying I hate when artists step out of there element just to revel in idea of being relevant,

Speaking of irrelevant relevance

Headshot number 8 and 9; I don’t give fuck that they are both hella fine,

Kardi-B and Nicki-ménage à trois - we know how yall got ya jobs

Yall an insult to what women truly represent, saying you are supposed feminist;

When your words are socially venomous; pretending to be Mean pristine Queens -Mirror Mirror on the wall?

Who is the sluttiest of them all?

That’s a tough question; maybe make more investments in your talent then;

Then your fake asses and barely passes for music my cum-swallowing friends -

Headshot Number 10, this motherfucker doesn’t know if he’s gonna go to hell or heaven,

Marcus Hopsin, you are talented; you can sing, and rip bars and minds apart;c

Cause we get it your fucking smart; being a psychology major I find,

when I see an Ill mind I gotta pull that brain apart;

Your close-minded to what others believe, and even say multiple times weed is the Devil; please,

Maybe you need to take a few tokes and relax and come to our Level; Marcus see -

you’re becoming Narcissistic, egotistic; eccentric and malevolent

when you used to be so sentient, and relevant it’s evident you’ve become nothing but bullshit and sediment,

it fills me with resentment cause at one point I respected your intellect,

Always comparing your cerebral flare to others as though we are mentally bare.

minimal broken individuals, with residual visuals working for subliminal criminals.

when you’re the one becoming a dark individual with critical criticisms becoming catatonic and chaotic,

a cataclysm of schisms risen out of insecure idioms into introverted introspective Imprisonment,

Ignorant to inner interference ironically inseminating itself with Ignorance, inevitable isolated intelligence incarnates into immoral idiotic indulgence,

But honestly,

fuck what I think though speaking relatively, it’s all irrelevant in a universe intertwined in infinite immeasurable possibility,

but seriously though, can we like, stop being so childish and petty?

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