Siskat is such a funny ship to me. It's fucked up, but fucked up in a way I can kinda vibe with.
Like Dukat stops by all, "see Federation man? I only beat some of my Bajoran slaves to death when I was in charge! Please call me a good boy and let me gobble you now plz!" and Sisko not even looking up from his PADD reading his fantasy baseball scores (from random generated seasons from baseball history in a simulation he made himself because man's weird but endearing hobbies are more important than some needy ex Nazi batting his eyelashes at him).
At some point, Sisko would just get sick of hearing Dukat talk, and they would have the worst sex of all time. Dukat would still brag about it to Garak, who for once is at a total loss on what to do with such information because no one would believe him. Except Bashir. Poor doctor has seen things.
I got reminded of Old Men and now I want to roleplay Benjamin Sisko/Gul Dukat so bad I'm ready to ear cement. Please anybody at the same level of brainrot as I am proceed to my DMs very please a lot of please
dukat picks out his sluttiest most neck ridge showing armor and spends four hours doing his hair gel and then goes to meet sisko, thinking surely this will make him desire me carnally, atrocities aside, and sisko takes one look at him and thinks ah fuck this guy again 🙄
i swear dukat is soooo down bad for sisko - tell me why at the end there he sighs wistfully and looks away bashfully like 'tee hee omggg aww siskoooo♡'
his twisted onesided infatuation is so awful yet intriguing tbh but i will save the analysis for another day. you are all spared from my dukatdiscussion (for now)
one of my favorite Dukat scenes is at the end of The Maquis part 2 when Sisko refuses to blow up his friend’s ship and Dukat gives him this Look and you can tell he is SO turned off right then like he really wanted Sisko to kill the guy so he could turn him to the dark side or whatever and then have evil victory sex but now he knows he’s not going to be able to get up it up tonight and Conveniently it is only after this episode that Dukat starts pursuing Kira