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socksoinabox · 2 years
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evilasiangenius · 1 year
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Aziraphale finally upgrades to a smartphone and
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Crowley has an iPhone. Aziraphale knows Crowley has an iPhone. But he gets an Android device, because they're more customizable and he means to root the new phone anyway and install his own programs.
Of course this means Facetiming is now impossible.
The two angels, fallen and otherwise, have a very heated discussion about this incompatibility issue. Eventually there is a compromise and they both agree to install an additional messaging app in order to communicate by video chat. So Crowley is on Telegram, and Aziraphale is on Line.
Look, they're just going to have to meet in person...
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stockholmgf · 6 months
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just wrote my letter to santa i asked him to pay my tuition and also for just one (1) sustainable and genuine friendship with another person
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Hello!!! Or rather, hello officially, I think I've finally gathered enough courage to start sending off anon now!! Because why not this is so much fun askjkbskbsnsosjksjsksnz <3
Since winter is coming if not practically here already tbh
BEING SNOWED IN WITH LEGACY :DDD
Bonus points if this is in Snezhnaya!!! Because I'm not sure Liyue is capable of sending down that much snow.
Like,,, for a few days being unable to leave the house because snow has literally covered everything and opening the door means being met with a wall of solid ice. But of course in Snezhnaya that's to be expected so the house is fully stocked in supplies – so there's no need to panic! It's just that you just can't leave. (Cue mental image of Legacy attempting to burrow out before giving up because it's too much trouble.)
But sir mothman? Sir mothman is delighted he can keep you all to himself for a few days, without having to wait for you to return home from work.
Yes this does mean cuddle time under lots of fluffy blankets. :3
I'm so sorry lmao I'm literally freezing over here I need warmth and comfortttttttttttttt
you are so right about winter practically being here already because it has been FREEZING this past week!!! what on earth!!!
Snezhnaya was stuck in a particularly bad set of snowstorms at the moment, so it wasn't much of a surprise when you woke up one morning to the front door completely frozen. it's covered in a sheet of ice, and the windows are much the same- they won't budge no matter how hard you try- so you not-so-reluctantly put down your work bag and return to your bed, carefully sliding back under the covers. Foul Legacy, still asleep, stirs a little, letting out a drowsy, questioning trill, and you simply kiss his forehead and snuggle into his chest, happy to be under the warm covers again
Legacy is ecstatic when he fully wakes up a few hours later, nudging you gently and chirping happily- normally you'd be at work by now! but you're here with him! he glances out the window at the snow, falling without pause, and nuzzles his face against the crook of your neck with a purr. if snow means that you'll stay home with him, then he's more than happy to watch the snow fall for weeks on end. he only gets up when you get up, following you to the kitchen and plonking his chin on your shoulder as you make hot chocolate, rumbling in delight when you reach up to scratch behind his horns
oh and he DOES try to burrow out through the snow, less to actually get outside and more just to make you laugh- but he forgot how biting the cold can be, and hastily crawls back into the house covered in snow and ice crystals. Legacy whines, shivering as you attempt to brush the snow off his armor before wrapping him in a blanket and guiding him to the fireplace. he curls around you, his claws wrapped around your wrist as you bundle him in more quilts and covers until he's an Abyssal moth blanket burrito, toasty and sleepy and letting out soft snores
Legacy's a little sad when the snow finally melts and you can go to work, but he knows that it'll happen again- you're in Snezhnaya, and the next snowstorm is always just around the corner
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dxvidtennxnt · 9 months
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Well this was ineffitable ☕️
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justablah56 · 2 months
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the best dndads npc poll is open for submissions and I'm just sitting here waiting for my mutuals who are obsessed with one obscure guy to pull up with Risky Click and Erin and Hero and etc etc
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malistaires · 5 months
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ivan the terrible and the wizard would be best friends actually
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herlittlebunnyboy · 5 months
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Hey, got a minute to have some tea? its really good and I'm sure a minute or two of peacefulness will do you some good?
oh and if you want a calm bit of music I recommend Liquid Luck by Team Astro
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blacksmithgendry · 6 months
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i miss yapping on here and i wanna know what y'all are up to :)
reblog with your sign and something you're looking forward in the near future.
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lostiningary · 2 years
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damnea · 1 year
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The trouble in the shed strike would have been over right away if the Fat Controller invested in some suitable engine repellent.
The Fat Controller arrived bright and early one morning with a little gift for his three favourite tender engines.
A brand new sign for the inside of their shed.
As the workmen affixed the new sign above the shed doors the engine's faces slowly melted into a mixture of disgust and misery.
There in curly, cutesy font were the words-
Live, Laugh, Lovs
"I ain't living for it." hissed James.
"I'm certainly not laughing." Henry scowled.
"No, no, no! We're not having this, gentlemen we're leaving. Gordon wasn't the least bit pleased with this dreadful new arrangement.
And with that the engines quickly scattered like roaches.
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They all huffed out of the shed at once, each blocking one anothers approach to the turntable in a pitiful attempt to escape.
This strange new thing bothered them for some reason.
--- later that evening ---
Thomas was confused.
"And why can't we go back again?" He asked.
"We've all agreed that Tidmouth sheds is no longer habitable, so we've decided as a family that moving out was the best recourse."
Gordon was not going back, not while that horrid decor loomed menacingly above his eyeline.
"But why?" Thomas fussed.
"Humph, rats." Gordon said, with a feigning tone of disgust, "filthy, disease bearing rats. Yes, rats."
"Uhh, and it's haunted too," James said, nodding in agreement, "Ghostly rats."
Henry didn't want to go back either.
"It burnt down too."
The Fat Controller's plan had worked almost little too well. He finally had all of engines working once again, but at what cost?
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cinaminrolll · 1 year
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where is our better call saul christmas episode, hmm? i just wanna see jimmy mcgill all cozy in an ugly sweater and santa hat
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rozicheeks · 2 years
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iluz · 1 year
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I should post more
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ghostzvne · 1 year
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my morning was Harrowing but the office i work at has a big hot cocoa making station in the kitchen so i got myself some as a little treat
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some elf: clarke, arent you being to hard on the toy elves? do you even know what its like to have their job! its so hard–
clarke, who’s been sleigh prep, reindeer caretaker, toy maker, toy painter, and finally head position:
clarke: They can shove those toys where the sun don’t shine.
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bernard: I need your help!
clarke: Two words.
bernard: I bet they won’t be helpful.
clarke: Your problem.
bernard: I was right.
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Clarke: The file is on your desk. So is a muffin, orange juice, and coffee.
Steve: What would I do without you?
Clarke: Starve.
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clarke, over text: turn around :)
clarke: no the other way
clarke: wrong way again
steve: where are you?!
clarke: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me
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Steve: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five-letter word for disappointment.
Clarke: Peter
Peter: 
Steve: … it fits.
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wayne: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
clarke: I wake up at 4:30 AM.
wayne:
wayne: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Peter: Do you take constructive criticism?  
Clarke: No, only cash or credit.
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