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silmarillion-ways-to-die · 1 month

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aureentuluva70 · 4 months

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Somebody: *threatens to hurt Elrond*

Maglor: ...There are many reasons why that would be a bad idea. I will illuminate three.

First, do not believe that because Elrond is a healer he is incapable of, or unwilling, to defend himself.

Second, if you try to harm Elrond or any of his family, I will find you. Make no mistake. Eru be willing, you will not leave this valley.

Lastly, waging war against good people is bad for the soul. This may not seem important to you now, but it's the most important thing I've said.

#silmarillion #elrond #maglor #silmarillion incorrect quotes #fallout new vegas #fallout new vegas incorrect quotes #idk this just strikes me as something maglor post-first age would say #on the outside he seems surprisingly calm #but on the inside he is RAGING

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braxix · 1 year

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Maglor: What would you say if I brought home two small children?

Maedhros: Why is your cloak wriggling?

Maglor: Um...

Maedhros: Maglor, what's in your cloak?

Maglor: I think you know.

#lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #silmarillion #silmarillion incorrect quotes #Maglor #maedhros #elrond #elrond peredhel #elros #elros tar minyatur #kidnap fam

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cirrdan · 1 year

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I loved this moment from The Book of Lost Tales so much, so that I couldn't resist illustrating it

That was funny (for Melkor, but not for others lol)

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ithildin15 · 3 months

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Maedhros: Do not go near the kitchen.

Elrond and Elros: Ok.* in unison *

Maglor: Don't worry brother. I will take care of them.

5 minutes later...

Maglor: Follow me boys. We are cooking some of, his favorite foods. * wink *

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ihaven0ideawhatimd0inghere · 10 months

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Turgon: having mental breakdown Oh, Eru!

Maglor: Whats wrong?

Turgon: I cant find Fingon!

Maglor: I think I could help you.

Maglor: yells Someone flirting with Maedhros!

Fingon: appears out of nowhere Who?!

Maglor: Oh, there he is!

Fingon: Kano! Who. Flirting. With. Nelyo.

Turgon: ...

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curufan · 1 year

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#curufin #celegorm #silmarillion #silm memes #silmarillion incorrect quotes #lol the rock opera #lay of leithian rock opera

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a-contemplation-upon-flowers · 2 years

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I did something again.

#feanor #house of feanor #feanorians #he does it all #no one does it like him #my overachiever #who needs bob the builder to fix things when you have feanor #*slaps feanor's back*#this bad boy can have the world of problems: create them and fix them #4 for the price of 1 #silmarillion meme #silmarillion incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion #tolkien #a contemplation upon flowers🌻

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captain-peanut110 · 8 months

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Glorfindel *laughing hysterically*: Your father is now your mother in law!

Elrond: ……..

Glorfindel: and your mother is now your father in law

Gil-Galad: …….

Glorfindel: and your uncle is both your mother and father in law

Celebrian: 🤣🤣🤣

Fingon *chocking on his drink with laughter*: that makes perfect sense

Erestor *pointing to Glorfindel*: Just so it’s clear, I married him for the looks

Maedhros *cast a ~look~ at Fingon: So did I

Somewhere in the background:

Thingol: Nice family, bro

Finwë: oh, fuck off

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allbycharles · 10 months

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Feanor in Middle Earth - Second Age edition

Feanor :looking at a ring: Well thats a truly exquisite piece of craftmanship Telperiquar! And how did you say you put in the last bit of the spell?

Tyelpe :beaming at his granfather: I used the same spell as lord Aule taught us for locking in the light inside swords.

Feanor: Wonderful idea!

Annatar :inside a cage: hisssssss

Feanor :casually kicking the cage: Nobody asked you anything spawn of Morgoth!

Feanor :smiling at Tyelpe: Now show me those cappucino machines! I really want to try this new bewerage!

Spoiler alert: he loved it

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eunoiaastralwings · 1 year

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Maedhros: Where’s Celegorm?

Maglor: Doing stuff.

Maedhros: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Caranthir?

Maglor: Trying to stop Celegorm from doing the stuff.

Maedhros: And Ambarussa and Curufin?

Maglor: Trying to stop Caranthir from stopping Celegorm from doing the stuff.

Maedhros: I see. And what are you doing here, Maglor?

Maglor: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Ambarussa and Curufin from stopping Caranthir from stopping Celegorm from doing the stuff :)

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glorfindelofgondolin · 1 year

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aureentuluva70 · 5 months

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*A conversation between Sauron and the hallucination of Morgoth inside his head*

Morgoth: You're way overthinking this, trust me.

Morgoth: Does Celebrimbor deserve it? No. Will it break his heart and crush his soul? Of course! But you've just got to do it!

Sauron: Break his heart?

Morgoth(smiling): In half. *picks a grape*

Sauron: Crush his soul?!

Morgoth: *squishes the grape between his fingers*

Morgoth: Like a grape.

#Nothing to see here just sauron's hallucinations convincing him to betray celebrimbor #incorrect quotes #sauron #morgoth #mairon #celebrimbor #silmarillion #tangled #silmarillion incorrect quotes

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braxix · 1 year

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Maedhros: *Relaxing*

Maglor: *Runs past* ANARCHY

Elros: *Runs past* ANARCHY

Elrond: *Runs past* ANARCHY

Maedhros: I need a vacation.

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that-angry-noldo · 11 months

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c&c: there's no need to be afraid of us. we don't bite :)

finrod: yeah, but do you stab??

c&c:

c&c: we don't bite

#finrod #curufin #celegorm #silmarillion incorrect quotes #silmarillion #tolkien

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ithildin15 · 8 months

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Y/n : Maedhros?

Maedhros: * mumbling in his sleep *

Y/n: * thinking to herself * Is he in pain?

Shakes him.

Maedhros: Stop tickling me y/n, i love you. * smiles *

Y/n: * smiles ; places a kiss on his forehead * Good night love.

#maedhros #maedhros x reader #silmarillion incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #maitimo #maitimo x reader #nelyafinwe maitimo

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