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Onodera: So, what do you think? Good idea, right?
Takano: Whatever floats your Titanic.
Onodera: The... Titanic sank.
Takano: Yeah, like your IQ did when you came up with this idea.
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Hades: Aw babe...you have a crush on me... that’s quite embarrassing
Persephone: But we’re married
Hades: Still
#greek gods#disney hades#greek mithology#hades x persephone#persephone#persephone disney#incorrect quotes#hades and persephone#persephone quotes#disney#springtime in hades#sih verse#hercules#greek mythology#i’m ill and bored#help
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Hatori, setting down a card: ace of spades
Kisa, pulling out a Uno card: +4
Mino, slamming down a Pokemon card: psyduck, I choose you!
Takano, flipping a yu-gi-oh card on the table: you just activated my trap card
Onodera, sweating: what are we playing
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Saga *kissing Oda*: Wow, your heart's beating really fast.
Oda: Sorry, I'm kinda nervous.
Saga: Is it your first time?
Oda: No, I've been nervous before.
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Takano: You're really campaigning for idiot-of-the-year, aren't you?
Onodera: As defending champion, you nervous?
#sih memes#sekaiichi hatsukoi#junjou nostalgia#takaritsu#sassy onodera is best onodera#takano likes it lmao#sih incorrect quotes
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*at the Kirishima household, 2AM*
Hiyori, coming in as quietly as possible: Good, they're aslee-
Kirishima, turning on the lights: You sure about that?
Hiyori: Oh-oh...
Kirishima: And where were you all evening?
Hiyori: I was, uh, with Yokozawa-nii-san! We were trying out new recipes!
Yokozawa, getting out from behind the wall: You want to try again?
*Bonus*:
Yokozawa: Also I literally live here so I don't know how you expected this to work.
#sih memes#sih incorrect quotes#sekaiichi hatsukoi#sih trifecta#hiyori kirishima#kirishima zen#yokozawa takafumi
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Kirishima *unbuttoning shirt*: god it's so hot in here
Yokozawa: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Hiyori: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?
Yokozawa: Just give him a minute.
Kirishima: *pushing in a door that clearly says pull*
#sekaiichi hatsukoi#sih incorrect quotes#sih trifecta#kirishima may be a dilf but the d also stands for dumbass
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Mino: I spy with my little eye... something beginning with 's'
Kisa: *looking at Takano and Onodera bickering* sexual tension?
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Isaka: I need you guys to be totally straight with me.
Literally all of Marukawa apparently: [gay silence]
#sekaiichi hatsukoi#junjou romantica#sih incorrect quotes#jr incorrect quotes#isaka ryuichiro#the gay publishing company
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*after the shop is technically closed for the day*
Customer: Hi can I pay for this please?
Yukina: You can but you're going to have to wait a moment cause we're all busy right now.
Customer: Oh no it's okay I'll just take whoever's available.
Yukina: No one is available right now. It's going to take a few minutes.
Customer: Oh it's okay just give me whoever can do it right now.
Yukina: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Check. You. Out. Right. Now.
Customer: What do you mean?
Yukina: :)
Yukina: I must finish to unpack those books and my coworkers are either on another floor or in the back unloading boxes. Since we're technically already closed, it'll take a few minutes before we can check you out.
Customer: Oh... Well I don't want to wait.
Yukina: Then I suggest coming back during opening hours and you won't have to wait.
Customer: ...
Customer: So there's no one available right now?
Yukina:
#sih incorrect quotes#you have to know the meme lmao#yukina kou#yukina reaching his breaking point after years working in retail#sekaiichi hatsukoi
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Henmi: Oh my god, Yokozawa-san, you're losing lots of blood!
Henmi: Quick, what's your blood type?!
Yokozawa: B positive
Henmi, crying: I'M TRYING!
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Hatori: Remember, violence is never the answer.
Kisa: Of course. Violence is the question.
Mino: The answer is yes.
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*testing to see how Yokozawa react to different people*
Henmi: *sneezes*
Yokozawa: Bless you.
Hiyori: *sneezes*
Yokozawa: Are you alright, Hiyo? Do you need me to grab a blanket? Go lie down, I'll make you hot cocoa and some pudding.
Onodera and Takano: *sneeze*
Yokozawa: Do you two ever shut the fuck up?
#sih memes#sih incorrect quotes#sekaiichi hatsukoi#yokozawa is a mama bear#but he is also savage sometimes
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Onodera: I hate you!
Takano: Yeah? Well I hate me too!
Onodera:
Onodera: babe, we talked about this
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Yokozawa: I'm having a child
Henmi: Oh my god, Yokozawa-san, that's awesom-
Yokozawa, slamming down adoption papers: It's you, sign here
#sih memes#sekaiichi hatsukoi#yokozawa takafumi#henmi kazuma#i love henmi#yokozawa is my baby but henmi is my SON#and yes#kirishima is on board with it#hiyori is getting the sibling she always wanted#sih incorrect quotes
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