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yokozawass-fan-account · 1 year

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Misaki: I think you have PTSD.

Usagi: Yeah I have PTSD, proficient talent for sucking dick.

Misaki: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

Usagi: I don't think you understand how genious what I just said was.

#junjou romantica #jr incorrect quotes #usagi's very stable mental health

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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moonytoastx · 3 months

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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

#marauders era #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #incorrect quotes #james & peter & remus & sirius #moony x padfoot #wolfstar #dorlene #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #jegulus #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #barty is my spirit animal

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not-rab · 5 months

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[Grimmauld Place tour]

Regulus, to James: Oh look, the door post where Kreacher measured our heights.

Regulus: I was always half an inch taller than Sirius, not that it matters.

Regulus: But it does.

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r4yra · 27 days

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Evan: I think I'm in love with Barty... Any thoughts?

Regulus: And prayers. Your going to need them.

#marauders #rosekiller #incorrect quotes #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #regulus black

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fictionalmenaremytype · 14 days

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Regulus: Do you trust me?

James: Always

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Barty: Do you trust me?

Evan: Of course I fucking don't. I know you're crazy. You know you're crazy. The whole wizarding world knows you're crazy. Don't ask stupid questions!

#barty crouch jr #evan rosier #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #rosekiller

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rhetorical-conscience · 6 months

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Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.

Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?

Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.

Regulus:

Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Regulus:

Regulus: James, put your hand down.

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salemsvlog · 7 days

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Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles

Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:

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isabel-lillah · 6 days

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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nixnight1 · 5 months

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The Marauders but with Friends' quotes (with a few changes)

Barty: 2024, the year of Barty!

Regulus: Ha ha we are very happy for you *standing next to James*

Barty: What's the matter? Why the long face?

James: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...

Barty: Alright. I'll take care of it

James: Wait!

Regulus: Barty!

Barty: Sh sh sh let me

*Goes straight to Sirius*

Sirius: Thirty three, thirty two...*while jumping*

Barty: Black, Black, Black, listen. Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Lupin or Evan?

Sirius: What?

Barty: Well, you gotta kiss someone. Can't kiss your brother.

Sirius: Well, who's gonna kiss my brother?

Barty: Potter

Sirius: Oh, man! Really? 🤢

Barty: Mate, mate, who would you rather kiss your brother? Me or Potter?

Sirius: That's a good point

Barty: Yeah

Sirius: Uh, well, since I have that whole history with Rosier, I guess Moony

Barty: Okay, great!

Sirius: Allright

*Barty goes to Remus*

Barty: Hey, Lupin! Listen, Black wants to kiss you at midnight

Remus: Regulus? Why would he?

Barty: No, silly, your Black

Remus: My Black. It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?

*Barty goes to Evan*

Barty: Ev, Ev, Listen. I'll kiss you at midnight

Evan: Finally

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yokozawass-fan-account · 2 years

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Miyagi: Name one way to be nice to others.

Shinobu: Don't kill them.

Miyagi: ...

Miyagi: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

#junjou romantica #jr incorrect quotes #shinobu is unhinged #junjou terrorist

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veethebeequeen · 7 months

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No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

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incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes · 22 days

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Lily/Pandora/Sybill/Regulus: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Mary/Xeno/Peter/James: You are my reward. ~~~~ Barty/Marlene/Sirius: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Evan/Dorcas/Remus: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

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not-rab · 5 months

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Remus *while with Sirius on his motorbike*: I-

Remus: Sirius you didn’t use your turn signals!?

Sirius: It’s no-ones business where I’m going

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my-castles-crumbling · 29 days

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Regulus, staring at James with heart eyes:

Barty, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 8 months

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The Daily Prophet: two people have reportedly broken into the Ministry all by themselves.

Regulus: *scoffs* what idiots

*Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Barty and Evan running away from the aurors*

Regulus: wait, those are my idiots

#the slytherin skittles #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter #jegulus #black brothers

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