Am sucker for Tim and Damian getting along because they have so much potential. Also, the psychic damage when Damian's opinion of Tim slightly rises and Dick gets threatened by it lmao.

Dick- Hey Dami- wwwwhy are you wearing a Red Robin sweatshirt? What happened to your Nightwing one?! Damian- shrugs It must be somewhere around here. Why are you so concerned? Dick- teary-eyed But… But I thought Nightwing was your favorite? Damian- ?? Tim, who has been slowly winning Damian over with cases involving explosions and rescuing animals because Dick did something annoying a couple of months ago and is still feeling petty about it- lmao

Reverse Robins Brainrot Have Me Going Like-

Dick- I wanna kill Tony Zucco. Bruce- For the last time, Dick- Jason- Hold up a sec, B. I got this. *clasps Dick's shoulders* Listen, we could kill Tony Zucco. Or we can make him regret he was ever born. Dick- *eyes wide* Really? That sounds awesome! Jason- C'mon, we can make a list of things that are worse than death. Tim- *yes he is the Red Hood in this AU* *literally has a folder full of things that are worse than death* My time has come. Bruce- *glaring at Damian* This is your fault. Damian- *sharpening his blades* *still bitter about babysitting all these children for years, but also kind of proud that they've taken after him* Whatever do you mean, Father? I thought we were supposed to treat Richard as part of our family? Shouldn't you be happy that your children are bonding? Dick- *in the background* *happy screeches* DAMI, Tim says you have an iron maiden?! Damian- *serenely smiling* Why, yes, I do. Would you like a demonstration- Bruce- No!

Dead Serious where the subplot is Batman investigating Vladco as Bruce Wayne being an obnoxious flirt to Vlad Masters.

Danny- *climbing into Damian's room through the window* Hey-*dodges knife* Chill, it's just me! Damian- *throws another knife* What are you doing here?! Danny- You were ignoring my notes! Damian- What notes? Danny- The ones I was passing to you during history. Damian- You were throwing balls of paper at the back of my head! Danny- Yeah, notes. Anyway, I thought if you didn't want to discuss this at school, I'd just drop by. Damian- Discuss what? Danny- Your dad... he's... he's... *waving one of Damian's knives around* FLIRTING. Attempting to canoodle with MY fruitloop. Damian- *weary sigh* What gave you the impression that I am capable of controlling Father's extracurricular activities? Danny- PLEASE don't say it like that!

Retired Hero Snippet

Danny- So the outlaws are your friends right? Jason- Friendly acquaintances, pains-in-my-ass that keep breaking into my safehouses and eating my food, friends, same difference. Danny- You say the same thing about your siblings. Danny- So when do I get to meet them? Jason- Never. If Roy ever finds out you can make a laser gun out of scrapped microwave parts he'll steal you away and I'll never see you again.

Am I doing concussions right? No clue, I just like the funny haha moments.

Hood- We’ve been dating in my head since the moment I saw you. Wait. Forget I said that. Danny- *laughing* What. Hood- *whining* I have a concussion. Forget I said anything. Danny- Why? It’s cute. Hood- Don’t call me cute while I’m in costume! Danny- Okay, then let’s get you out of that costume. Hood- *suspicious* Are you tryna seduce me? Danny- … Hood- Cuz I already have a boyfriend. Danny- Pfft. Yeah, I am the boyfriend. Hood- *choking back tears* You are?!

More Clockwork having to pretend to be a "normal" person to help Danny with a ruse:

Clockwork- *staring down at his lower half* What the hell are these? Danny- They’re… they’re legs, dude. Clockwork- Disgusting.

Regarding Jazz finally being introduced to the Waynes, being mixed with Dick "I love redheads" Grayson.

Dick- Are you sure you don’t come from a line of witches? Because I am enchanted to meet you! Jazz- *smiling politely* No, no, my family line hunts the supernatural. Cass- *grabbing Jazz’s wrist and leading her away* *glaring over her shoulder at Dick, mouthing “No” at him* Dick- Huh. Is Cass mad at me? Tim- *wishing he was at Bernard’s* Dude. Please don’t hit on our future sister-in-law in front of me.

Not even sure where this is gonna fit, just found it fun :)

Bruce- (watching Danny watching Jason talking books with Ellie) What are you doing? Danny- (only half-joking) Hm? Nothing much. Just imagining Jason with all the children we’re gonna have. Bruce- (bluescreen) (Later that evening) Bruce- (*remembering when Jason was portable*) Alfred, Jason's too baby to make me a grandfather. Alfred- I do recall thinking the same thing when you brought home Master Dick. If I could get over the passage of time then so can you.

Because it isn't a Danny Phantom x Batman crossover unless you make at least one joke about it.

Mr. Wayne hummed, eyes drifting from Jason, to Dick, and then, finally, to Danny. His brow furrowed in confusion, the hazy shine in his eyes rapidly clearing. He frowned at Danny, who shifted in his seat. “Alfred,” Mr. Wayne rasped, “did I bring home another one?” As Jason choked on his juice, Alfred delicately coughed and remarked, “No, Master Bruce. This one is Master Dick’s.”

Things bad-luck adjacent are happening, so Danny goes to call Johnny to yell at him about it-

Johnny- Whatchu talkin’ about? We’re in Vegas! Danny- What. Johnny- We’re at this snazzy strip joint and Kitty’s dancing with the devil. If we play our cards right, it’s gonna be a wild night! Danny- I did not need to ever hear those words coming from your mouth, thanks.

Danny thinks Johnny meant to say that Kitty's dancing with a "handsome devil" but nope. That's Lucifer, and they're dancing in his strip club.

Outline Excerpt

I try to switch up how my characters interact or their relationship dynamics in each story, just to keep things not-boring for me to write. In one of them, the relationship between Alfred and Danny's going... swell...

Alfred- Master Danny was attempting to bake brownies and informed me that they didn’t taste the same without fire. Bruce- O-oh? Alfred- When I informed him that flames were not necessary, he asked me if my sense of humor would ever return from the war. Bruce- coughing I… I see. Alfred- He’s a prat. I shall officiate their wedding.

Which pairing am I talking about? You'll just have to guess :)

I just think it'd be funny if, for some reason, Clockwork is talked into pretending to be Danny's family member for some school thing and is terrible at it.

Teacher- So, you are Danny’s Uncle? Clockwork- Yes Teacher- Paternal or Maternal? Clockwork- Yes. Teacher- What I meant was, are you his mother’s brother or his father’s brother? Clockwork- (pausing) I am related to Danny, yes.

I am 3k words into this next chapter. Any day now... More fun things from the outline:

(Jason leaving car for school) Dick- What? No goodbye hug?! Jason- What? No! Danny- Our baby’s finally old enough to be embarrassed by his loving parents! Dick- bellowing out the driver’s side window We love you, son! Jason- trying to make it inside the building before he gives in to murder Why are you two LIKE THIS?!

Still alive and writing, but why the hell are all the holidays smooshed up in like one or two months of the year. They need to spread out more :( I am so tired.

And I just noticed we caught up to the timeline in Retired Hero. They're in December. We're in December. I've been writing this story for a while.

Anyway, snippet from outline I guess?

Danny- *after Bruce Wayne interrupted him and Jason getting frisky in a random room in the manor for like the tenth time* Batman doesn't want me to get laid. :( Jason- *who didn't realize this was on the table and was actually trying to traumatize his dad by letting them get caught in various rooms of the manor* Oh no the consequences of my actions.

Am alive, but it's that time of year again where everyone in your life wants your complete, undivided attention and it's considered rude to hide in the corner of your cousin's home with your laptop and their horde of cats :( So updates are gonna be sporadic as hell for the next month or two yaaaay.

As proof that I'm still working on things, have a little spoiler from my outline:

Danny- hiding in Tim’s treehouse Janet- Young man, what are you doing? Danny- Hiding. Janet- Hiding from what? Danny- My feelings, mostly. Janet- That is a terrible hiding spot, then. Have you considered the bottom of a wine bottle?

Danny- I think I’m falling for Dick. Janet- I see. That might be a problem, considering that those are typically attached to men. Danny- … Janet- … Janet- Oh. Oh! You meant Richard!

Tim- poking up at Danny, who is still in the treehouse, with a broom Get out of my house.

Next chapter of Retired Hero is almost there, I just have to... find a way to connect all these scenes together. Hrm. Here, have some dialogue:

“You need to stop getting mauled by my family,” he murmured, patting Jason’s cheek. “Wasn’t even grazed.” “That’s because Jazz still can’t hit the broad side of a barn.” “Hey!” Jazz pouted and crossed her arms. “I’m getting better.” “You sure are,” Danny agreed. “The window’s still in one piece.”