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chenle-dressed-in-black · 4 years

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rating exo: boyfriend vibes

This is all for fun, so don’t come for me if I’m mean to your ult. Everything below is completely based on my opinion, so take that however you want. Enjoy. Also, my requests are open! I do reactions, fluff, drabbles, smut, MTLs, scenarios, AUs, and any other random thing you can think of. Your creativity is the limit.

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BEST

Suho

Chen

Kai

Minseok

Chanyeol

Sehun

Baekhyun

Kyungsoo

WORST

You saw this coming, didn’t you? This man has it all; Suho is irresistibly handsome and overly kind. He is the perfect gentleman, which will translate so well in a relationship that he wins the grand prize of best boy friend vibes. You’re entering a building? Well, he’s got the door. If you’re cold, Suho is taking off his jacket for you. When you have a bad day, he is always there to make your favorite dinner, put on your favorite show, and hold you while listening to you talk about what happened. Suho will continuously make you feel so loved by his extravagant gestures and especially his smaller ones, from the morning kisses he leaves on your forehead to the way he runs his fingers through your hair gently when you have a migraine.

I bet you weren’t expecting Chen to be this high, which is so rude of you. You owe him an apology, my friend, because Jongdae radiates good boyfriend vibes. He’s patient (or would be with you), loving, and reliable. He’ll be such a sweet significant other, who’s constantly taking care of you. Chen never forgets an important day; he pays more attention to everything you say and do than you think. Without a doubt, Jongdae is the kind of boyfriend who will surprise you with a birthday present you mentioned you wanted one time six months ago. I think he’s probably someone who takes relationships very seriously, so he will be committed to you for a long, long time

Even though he might forget your anniversary or best friend’s birthday sometimes, there is one thing Kai never fails to do: be passionate. He’s so raw and loving and full of emotion that it spills out of him and shows in everything he does. His deep happiness affects his interactions with every single person he encounters, but especially with you. He loves you transparently with everything he has. He’s likely a clinger, so prepare yourself. He’ll also love the sight of you wearing clothing of his, whether it be a shirt, sweatpants, or whatever else. He won’t get mad at you, only frustrated sometimes. Kai’s heart is truly made of solid gold.

Minseok is so fluffy, once you get to know him. He is a total sweetheart, whose gummy smile and adorable eyes will make a wonderful boyfriend. Minseok only gets angry about conflicts that are very serious and important, but he doesn’t let his temper control him. Most of them time, he just wants to support you and cuddle with you. He’s always on your side, at the end of the day. He is someone you’re certain that you can always count on. You would trust him with your life, but this is not a mafia AU so it won’t come to that (don’t worry eye-).

Let’s get the obvious fact about Chanyeol out of the way first: he makes for the perfect teddy bear. His large stature is the reason he is the ideal cuddle partner. His hoodies will be so over-sized on you, which will make him gush at you. He might freeze up sometimes, especially during arguments, and not know what to say, but that’s only because Chanyeol hates fighting with you and just wants everything to be okay. When you’re mad at him, he can’t function. He’s extremely sweet to you, so you better treat him right.

Yes, Sehun is a spolied brat who will annoy the shit out of anyone he’s close to, even his significant other. Are you going to love him more for it? Of course. It’s how he shows people he cares about them, and you know that. Besides, he seriously won’t be as disagreeable as most people would imagine. With you, Sehun is usually calm and even giddy. As a boyfriend, he will be passionately warm and affectionate. He’s your biggest cheerleader no matter what, too.

Why, you ask, am I putting Baekhyun so low? For once, I don’t have anything mean to say about someone on the bottom of my rankings. Baekhyun has not done anything wrong; he has not violated the sacred law of all things boyfriend vibes. It’s just that the others have done so much right. Baekhyun is also a sweetheart who will treat his significant other like royalty. He’s admirably affectionate and considerate. I feel very bad for his placement, but I’m still putting him here anyway, so I suppose I don’t feel that bad.

Before any Kyungsoo stans search the FBI database for my address, I would like for it to be stated that he is my bias. Oh, god, you’re really going to kill me now, aren’t you? I love him, I really do. Kyungsoo will make a wonderful boyfriend, but that is only if you look past his grumpy and reserved demeanor. In order to emit optimal boyfriend vibes, one must not hide their giant heart like Kyungsoo does. I’m sorry, but someone has to go at the bottom. He’s still such a catch, though, and once he dates you, I think he will stay by your side forever.

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incorrect-bangtan-boys · 5 years

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1, 3, 7, 10, 12 with exo? 😊

1. Who’s your bias?

Baekhyun till the day I die. He was my first ult and I still love him to this day, even though BTS and Stray Kids now rule my heart, Baekhyun is a prince forever. He’s got that chaotic dumb energy that resonates with me deep into my soul. Plus his loud confident gay ways are so #relatable.

3. Who’s your bias wrecker?

Sehun and Jongdae are both my bias wreckers. Sehun’s dumb sweetness and his love for Vivi kills me, but also them dance moves though. He’s improved to much over the years and I just love seeing that growth. Jongdae is my second favorite vocalist in Kpop and I just can’t get enough of it. He’s also so fucking precious I can’t even.

7. What’s the first song you heard?

Overdose bby!!! Overdose still bops to this day and has a special place in my heart, because EXO were one of the first groups I fell in love. That was also the time that I was getting into Kpop so everything about the aesthetic fascinated me.

10. Favorite music video?

For nostalgia value Call Me Baby, because it was the first era I actually experienced. With Overdose, I heard it months after it was released. Also Tao was my first bias (rest in fucking pieces past Bri) so this mv is really special to me.

Without the nostalgia aspect, it has to be Lotto. The dance was so cool, Sehun and Yixing can fucking get it, Junmyeon’s center moment was iconic, and Chanyeol’s flying leap into his rap verse was beautiful.

12. Who would you marry and why?

Yixing cause he seems like the sweetest boy in the world and I just know he would treat me right. I just need that constant attention and validation in my life okay. And also I would actually be able to speak to him lmao, didn’t study Chinese for nothing.

- admin Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

1. Who’s your bias?

Do Kyungsoo!! Kyungsoo is literally “id sell you to satan for one cornchip”, but he’s also so patient and kind to the other members, like when Minseok kept calling him at the super market cause he didn’t know what salt or wine to get. His voice make me feel like im floating on a cloud and dont even get me started on KYUNGSOOS ACTING CAUSE HOT DAMN IM IN LOVE WITH HIM. I used to never be able to pick an exo bias.... this question alone took me almost 30 minutes to answer but ive finally realised that Kyungsoo is my bias. For years I was in denial! Luhan was my first bias (rip) and after he left i was just... never able to pick. I feel like Luhan was my first love, someone i will never forget and is still my bias in a way. But Kyungsoo takes the crown as exo stands now

3. Who’s your bias wrecker?

DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME KIM MINSEOK CAUSE I WILL FUCKING DIE!! AND ZHANG YIXING WHAT U DO?? BYUN BAEKHYUN RUINS MY LIFE! Baekhyun is just so funny and hot and his smile lights up my entire world. Yixing is the kindest most beautiful man on earth. and Minseok could step on me and id say thank you. HONESTLY they out there just to attack me and im fucking letting them.

7. What’s the first song you heard?

.... mayhaps it was wolf.... it wasn’t when wolf came out but unfortunately that travesty of a song was my first exo experience. Nothing beats the classic “CHOGIWAAAAA” though!

10. Favorite music video?

Same with admin Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Call Me Baby, purely for the nostalgia, because it was the first comeback i was actually a fan of exo in. But other than that my favourite MV is probably Lotto as well! Because as much as i love Call Me Baby and Growl (Luhan i miss you) Lotto was a fucking masterpiece and Kyungsoo owns me. ALSO JUNMYEON WITH THE FIRE AND MONEY AND SHIT GOOD SHIT EXCELLENT! and the fact they brought the stupid fucking werewolf shit back is amazing. Also i think this was the last MV with Yixing really in it? So i love it for that reason as well1

12. Who would you marry and why?

Yixing or Kyungsoo! They’d both treat me right! Yixing is the sweetest and kindest man on earth and he would just, take such good care of me

~Admin (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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the-lesbian-writer-81 · 5 years

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Ya’ll!

I wanna conversate with all 42 of you!! (when did that happen, last I checked, I had 20 lol thank you for the follows btw!)

But let’s discuss some things!

Reblog this with your favorite song(s) in general, and tell me why! I wanna hear what kind of songs you all enjoy!

(This all ends up being just a list of my favorite kpop songs, just warning you all)

I’ll start~

1. 144340 - BTS

This song just spoke to volumes to me. I was gonna go with The Truth Untold, but this one has been on my mind a lot lately. I love the sound, how chill it is, and listening to it a first time, you’d think just that. It’s chill. And it is. But listening a second time, you notice something in their voice in which you missed the first time. Is it anguish? Pain? But you feel something different. Then reading the lyrics, it came together.

THEIR VOICES OMG OKAY- So I love me some vocals. I love me some raps. The rapping was amazing, it flowed so nicely. I love how the raps, and vocals alike, started with softer tones, and as it went on, they got stronger. But the strong was accompanied by the soft, and it complimented the sound as a whole. I just really love this song and I can go on about how beautiful this song is don’t @ me.

2. Tempo - EXO

OKAY LISTEN

FIRST OFF, I linked both the Korean and the Chinese on there

Second...

BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

SEHUN WENT OOOOOOOOOOOFF

I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY I LOVE MY TALENTED SON

Okay now that I got that out of the way

The song wasn’t what I expected, but I was pleasantly surprised, because... I wasn’t sure what I was expecting. But I loved it.

The music video is so aesthetically pleasing, the song as a whole is just so- I can’t explain it. The song seems easy vocal wise, and I love it, because it allows room for them to focus on the dance when performing live. The adlibs in the back are so good. Chanyeol and Sehun’s rap was amazing, Kai’s dance it on pOINT- vocal line really fucking making me second guess my sexuality tbh

I love Suho going “Baby girl~” he just sounds cute- and the way he says “Morning Call” during that one dance move with his shoulders doing some version of the shimmy shimmy and i died, Suho’s so cute

Minseok with that hair though boi pls (I kid pls don’t hurt me--)

Lay didn’t sing in the Korean, and I was gonna fight SM myself if he wasn’t on the Chinese version.

3. One Of These Nights - Red Velvet

Okay, this song is hella emotional. Like, the first time I heard it, I cried. So hard. I had no idea what the song was saying, but the imagery of the music video told a story I understood, but didn’t at the same time.

Then I looked at Theory videos, and the song just impacted me more in a way that just crushed my soul. The song is beautiful, their voices are so melodic and blissful, yet pained and full of longing. This is a song that’s really stuck in my heart, and just- Ugh, I can’t with this song. Wendy’s voice is so strong, Seulgi is a good blend of soft and strong, Irene is very angelic, and both Yeri and Joy have a very sweet tone. I love the production of the song so much. Their voices are beautifully complimented by the hauntingly beautiful instrumental. I just really fucking love this song.

4. Siren - Sunmi

So, Sunmi. Sunmi is a very beautiful being. Her solo songs have been wonderful, and I love each and every one of them.

Siren, though. Siren really snatched my heart.

Powerful vocals with an 80s vibe to the song?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP--

I love the concept this song took! Took me a while Siren being a play on words for both the aquatic being and the ringing noise from police cars and shit lol I was slow

But the imagery of the video was astounding, Sunmi looked like a goddess, vocals on point as always, and just- ugh- I love her so much I can’t--

5. Hann - G-Idle

The biggest Fuck You song I’ve heard in a while. And I love it so much.

First off, I really think Shuhua should get more lines. But I love the way the song worked. It’s so powerful, and strong, and SOOYEON’S RAP SLAYED ME COMPLETELY

Out of all of them, I believe YuQi has a very unique voice. It’s rare to hear someone in kpop to have such a deep voice like that, and I love it so much. She shocked me when she sang in Latata, and the shock came again in Hann. I hope the best for these girls, honestly.

6. What Is Love? - Twice

Okay...

There is so much gay in this, my lesbian heart couldn’t handle it.

The concept was so fucking cute! I love that the girls played each other’s love interest when they could have easily hired men to play the parts. But no, they went with this approach, and I love it. The movie references were amazing, the girls had such a sweet and sincere longing for true love to find them, it attacked my heart--

Also, Jihyo slayed me- She’s my ult bias, and I just ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BONUS

The Last Blossom - Yanan and Jun (Originally by Faye Wong)

What I picked up from the song is that idols are merely human, and us idolizing them the way we do now is futile, because, again... they’re humans. And at some point, they could end up disappointing us standard-wise, and that we shouldn’t hold them to such high standards.

The original is so raw, and emotion inducing. Faye has such a impacting voice, so genuine and harsh with these lyrics. Her message comes across so clear, and it’s what everyone should hear.

Yanan and Jun’s take on the song is so breath taking. Maybe because I associated it immediately to Yanan’s breakdown, and how Jun comforted him, but I could really feel it in their voices how this song just screams out a message to let us know that they’re merely human. They fall, they hurt, they cry, they mess up. Sometimes, they’re overwhelmed with their own success and making sure they better themselves to please an audience that’s probably gonna grow over them after some time, for a reason over the other.

Both versions scream this message. One’s raw vocal wise, and the other sounds sad and on the verge of wanting to give up. And I love every bit of both versions.

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jongintricacies · 6 years

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my humble DMUMT review

STRAP IN AND STRAP ON LADIES, DMUMT IS A FUN RIDE!

y’all can blame Natalie for this - not under a read more bc idk how to put one in on mobile sldfhasdhf RIP. I’ve only listened through the album once, so here are my first impressions:

OVERALL I love how cohesive this album’s sound is - it took a style we know Exo does well, and that we love, refined it, and gave us a delicious sample platter! One thing that I will give The War and Ex’Act over DMUMT though, is that those past albums were more experimental. Throughout DMUMT, I found myself wishing that the producers had let Exo push the envelope juuuuust a little more, to really get into that weird territory (think Shinee, but more industrial). I think SM is a little reluctant to let Exo get Weird™ because it IS a risk, but........they should just do it. WE’RE STILL HERE AFTER WOLF, AREN’T WE??

Tempo: okay, miss tempo is much more fun and light-hearted than we were lead to believe!! i guess you can say that......I CANT BELIEVE (im so sorry). But yes, Tempo is so so fun and I haven’t watched the live performance from the showcase yet, but it’s a perfect title song to show off Exo as well-rounded performers (rap line killed it, vocal line killed it, everyone is amazing). ALSO, that a capella breakdown????? that was “if I ever fall in love again” by shai vibes!!!!!! fricking fantastic my dudes

Sign: transformer’s demure, sexy sister! this is a note that’ll be repeated in literally every song review, but Jongin’s voice!!! is so beautiful!!!! I also really like him and Minseok singing together, I realized that I don’t hear it often, but you can parse out their voices in the chorus and it’s a nice blend! something that I’m constantly impressed with is how tight Exo keeps their harmonies, even with 9 people! (yes, I know that this album has 8 voices except for the chinese ver of Tempo sdhfsdh let me live)

Ooh La La La: smooth af!! very very catchy chorus, more tight harmonies, I love the addition of the acoustic guitar!!!!! I’m always a sucker for vocalizing on top of rap. and I will say it again: JONGIN’S VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!! The verse that he starts off has real 90s/early 2000s boyband vibes (but more 112 than backstreet boys, yknow?)

Gravity: I listened to this in my car on the way to lab, and I shit you not, within the first 8 count I yelled to myself: “OH SHE’S A FUNKY BITCH!” and indeed she is. I also think i caught that little video game-style riff from Power in the beginning? Nice my dude. At this point, Gravity is one of my top favorites - the retro 80′s-esque sound really does it for me. Rap line SNAPPED in this song, I really want them to promote this!! Oh another reason that I’m realizing I like it so much is that it reminds me of Infinite’s older bangers (Hysterie, Be Mine, etc etc) With You: Your standard mid-tempo song - if DMUMT were a video game, With You would be that pleasant town you come across that’s convenient for grinding, but also has a lot of fun little side-quests for you to complete before moving onto the main storyline. A very chill aside, weirdly reminds me of “Sex You” by Bando Jones???? I think it’s the deep bass beats lol

24/7: The chorus is VERY catchy, and I love the production on this one. I feel like this song wouldn’t have been out of place on Ex’Act. We’re still in side-quest town territory with this one, but it’s definitely more memorable than With You.

Bad Dream: Okay, so this is the sound that I’ve always wished El Dorado had based on the teaser audio! Mature, house-y, synthy goodness. And yes.......JONGIN’S VOICE!!! (I want to note that everyone sounds amazing in every song, but as a Jongin stan, I was pleasantly surprised to hear him so clearly!)

Damage: An ass-shaking anthem if I’ve ever heard one. Let Out The Beast who?? Do It Together who????????? I only know miss Damage and mister Kim Kai’s VOCAL RUN. Thanks king.

Smile On My Face: Okay I have an implicit negative bias against non-Shinee ballads, bc they usually don’t do it for me, but I actually like this song!! It’s nothing novel, but the harmonies are lovely and the production is minimal, so it’s a very pleasant listen.

Oasis: It’s so interesting to me that they put this last - it calls back to Going Crazy as The War’s closer, to have kind of a darker, more serious sound versus something uplifting or bop-y. I do love the sound of this one though, I think that it isn’t something that they’ve quite attempted before (it’s surprisingly very indie!) and they executed it well!

I haven’t looked up any lyric translations, or watched any of the live performances, but God DAMN Tempo and Ooh La La La better have amazing choreography to make up for the lack of Yixing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i really do miss his voice in the mix TT TT )

#*#dmumt #tempo #i talk way too much im sorry sdfs;dhfasdhfjh #long post #exo

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xiuhunsoo · 6 years

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Alphabet Game

got tagged by @velvetchen! <3

rules: answer the questions and tag (10) people you’d like to get to know better.

age? 24 ...25 this year...yikes...

birthplace? little village in germany lmao

current time? 12pm

drink (last)? sage tea bc my throat is sore :/ again :/

easiest person to talk to? @littlesunshinedae my best friend <3

favorite song (recently)? been through holy shit i rlly can’t get enough of it

grossest memory? trying that one silk tofu dish in china 😷

hogwarts house? slytherin

in love? you know, there’s these 9 boys.....called exo, might have heard of them

jealous of people? me? jealous? unheard of

love at first sight or should i walk by again? uh love definitely not, immediate attraction and potentially more at first sight tho

middle name? let’s not go there

number of siblings? i’m an only child

one wish? i just want to pass my exams and get my degree exo coming to europe

person you called last? my dad lmao, i don’t call many people and try to avoid it at any cost

question you are always asked? ”is that your natural hair” “where did you get such a hair colour” “how do you dye your hair” “do you dye your hair yourself”

reasons to smile? exo

song you sang last? king and queen aka top tier song

time you woke up? 6.45am after like 2 hours of sleep lol

underwear color? uh pink panties and white bra lmao i hardly ever wear matching underwear pFt

vacation destination? so many! but this year i might go to scotland, portugal and bulgaria and hopefully sometime the netherlands, also paris is always.....lurking in my mind......other than that i rlly want to go to korea again and definitely japan and someday maybe australia or new zealand and also scandinavia and i just love travelling so much

worst habit? fucking up my sleeping schedule, procrastinating anything up until the last second, being lazy as hell

x-rays? got a few, twice for my wrist and i think once for my polyp removal?? but idfk it’s been a while though

your favorite food? korean cuisine, pasta, cookies, desserts in general lmao, also german bread

zodiac sign? taurus

ultimate bias? sehun

ultimate bias wrecker? ksoo and minseok i suppose but they’re my biases too? just not quite on the same level as sehun also taemin and amber

favorite kpop song (all time)? el dorado :)

favorite kpop album? exodus and lmr repackage

favorite kpop ship? taohun and xiuhan rip i miss them ://

hard or soft stan? soft on here lmao

favorite kpop company? uhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH let’s say sm has me wrapped around their fucking terrible little finger but still uhh ‘favourite company’ lol

backstory of how i got into kpop? i was in a groupchat with some friends, one friend was complaining about his neighbour singing this one song all the time (2ne1 - i love you), sent the link to it, my other friend asked for more recommendations, then that friend and me went through that list and the other friend made us watch hello baby with shinee and exo showtime which was still ongoing at the time and the rest is history i suppose lmao

i tag @dokyungsu @angel-osh @pikadae @loeychateau and @minsoakedme and let’s pretend that’s 10 people

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yeoldontknow · 6 years

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Surprise! Your bias asked you out on a date! The only thing is, he wants you to match 8 of your mutuals with the rest of exo for a group date. @ the mutuals you're choosing for each member (not your bias) and explain why you chose them.

so this came in ages ago and just...i love seeing this? idk why lmao they make me laugh and theyre so much fun. i also take shipping and biasing so seriously because im that hoe. im 200% soft tonight after my dys update and im about 2/3 bottle of red deep so i figure now, at 1 in the morning - slightly tipsy and soft af - is the perfect time to answer this.

i also love these cause yeol is just arriving all the time to ask me out on dates. chanyeol, i love you but maybe ask me for my number? call me? text me? this is cute but like do all your friends REALLY need dates? its ok i love your cute knees and years and neck and butt and hands and everything so ill be matchmaker all night

@kpopandlock - jongin is DUMB excited for his date with kara. lowkey this my greatest otp for a lot of reasons. they both have this crazy intense energy where they connect deeply with those around them and have this strong desire to see justice fulfilled. like, this a couple who roots for the underdog and wants to fix and mend the world. spreading love and good will, not in a cheery santa way (tho they for sure are the type to wear reindeer headbands from december 1 to like...jan 27 just because, and maybe even on a random day in june), but in a charity work/political activism way. and then, after theyve saved 2/10 of the world, they nap. their date is a pajama party filled with wine (for kara), popcorn, and movies about dogs...like airbud.

@yehet-me-up - junmyeon spends 10 hours fretting over his date with sarah because dating is weird and hard, and intimacy doesnt really come naturally to him. the minute yeol and i say were hooking him up, he instantly starts trying to run before he walks, but as soon as theyre together its literal fireworks. these two need each other so much. theyre both halfway to being nervous wrecks about something, but they balance each other out so well its crazy. this the mom and dad couple who know where everyone is at any given moment, but also are SO INTENSE and devoted to one another it causes most people in the room physical pain. also, this couple looks and acts like royalty. bow down, kids, pledge allegiance to the real otp.

@from-dae-do-dae - when jongdae hears hes going on a date with fei, he immediately becomes the noisest, happiest man in the room. fei and dae have the most amazing dynamic in which they are every couple at once. loud and noisy? sure bet. jazz hoes who sip bourbon and study art? friday night at the feidae household. the quiet serious couple who spend too much time focusing on work? always. the couple that will kick your ass at scattergories and not even feel badly? for sure. i love them. hes liberated and wild enough to make sure fei cuts loose when shes getting too withdrawn and fei is a rock on which dae feels supported and grounded. im getting so emo thinking about this. one date turns into 300 years of marriage. iconic.

@nunchiwrites - kyungsoo is relatively quiet when he hears about a date with nunchi, but he does that cute, tiny soft smile because BOYYYYY is he excited. its not that nunchi is innocent, its just that she radiates goodness at every turn. shes funny and sassy enough to keep him laughing, incredibly well read and intelligent to fuel conversation, and warm enough to draw him out of his shell. their dynamic starts pretty shy, but by the end of the date neither of them want it to end. they go on a date for pizza because they both live on cheese and carbs, and neither of them want to go home because why go home when there are stars they could watch together AND MORE CONVERSATIONS TO HAVE? date ends with date numbers 2-8 already planned.

@co-kai-ne - yixing blushes only slightly when he hears he gets to take sofi out on a date. few people on this earth are worthy of yixing and sofi is one of them, for sure. the purity and softness radiating out of this couple will heal the world, im already picturing the way their dynamic makes the sun rise. both of them need each other in various ways - the reassurance that will grow naturally between them is unreal. it will never be question because it just is. instinctively, theyd understand each others needs. sofi would feel like a home for yixing and therefore would be the only one who could convince to rest when he needs it. yixing is fixed and stable enough in his energy to ensure sofi feels safe, nurtured, and adored. date is at an arcade in which yixing wins her 3 stuffed animals and walks here home where he kisses her cheek. second date only happens after he gets permission from the family and promises to take good care of her.

@queenoftheimpala - baek is already on date 17 with ali so this is run of the mill for him. hes obsessed with my bffs quirky and playful energy. on every level, they match each other. this the couple that never stops laughing or coming for others - either in jokes or pranks or in simple teasing phrases. alternatively, this the couple that never stops HYPING one another. ali the type to watch baek make an ass of himself and smile like ‘thats my guy.’ baek the type to see ali trip over nothing yell ‘GODDESS’ in the middle of a crowded street. also the nurturing mother hen vibe from them is just perpetual and constant. also hes the only man i would ever let take my best friend out because his heart radiates angelic goodness and she deserves NO LESS THAN PERFECTION OKAY.

@pebble-xo - sehun giggles with joy that he gets to take jade out on their, what, 100th date? theyre basically a canon, official couple at this point. this my fashion otp, my youth otp, my real otp. theyre SO INCREDIBLY soft for their friends, like more devoted than most, but still so mature. this the couple that are young af but like...22 going on 76. so mature in all of their actions and choices, and intensely dedicated to their passions. their encouragement of one another is silent yet totally profound. also, they the brunch couple we are all secretly jealous of.

@yeol-stole-my-soul - minseok is utterly thrilled when he hears he and maria are going on a date. its their first one and even though this energy never really makes it to romance, these two become fast, rude af, hilarious friends. their dynamic is SUPER playful and they devote themselves to teasing the living shit out of their friends. also, soft kids who love their friends too much. also, fun kids who like...are so the type to go to an amusement park and ride everything 4 times. also, BOTH are wildly intelligent and achieving the literal most in school. and whenever minnie starts kicking off being a lil too beautiful, maria will be there to tell him to stop. KING AND QUEEN OF DORK SOFT I LIVE

omg i love doing these so much why am i like this

#mutual ships #why do i love these so much what #Anonymous

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singingunderthecurtain · 7 years

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Favorite Fics I

To be honest with you all, I probably read all these people’s writings already and I’m just gonna link some of my faves here. Don’t get me wrong all their pieces are my fave, but when I say fave I meant fics that made me feel feelings and/or made me cry like a fuckin’ bitch, so yeah. 😂😂😂

Here goes nothing! 😅😅😅

@soobadnoonecanstopher

Lori is the first EXO fic author I actually loved since joining the fandom last year. I remember I found her on AFF lmfao (Also before reading her DKS fics, I only see him as my son. Now I blame her because I get thirsty for Kyungsoo now!!!)

MASTERLIST

Daisy (DKS) - God fuckin damn this ruined Kyungsoo for me (in a good way of course lol)

All His (DKS) - After reading about the SNS/Facebook part, I immediately checked my FB account and privated my thirsty posts about Junmyeon. Lmfao you know just in case he checks my FB for some reason looool

The Price of Privilege (D.O.)

I Give Up (BBH) - Who doesn’t like IGU, amiright? ;)

2AM (KMS) - This fuels my Minseok feels every time I read it.

Just Regular Stuff (KJM) - First EXO smut I ever read. It was hard to read this at first because I was an EXO smut Virgin and Suho is my bias and just… I felt like a pre-teen who accidentally found and watched porn for the first time!!!

The Crisis (KJM feat DKS)

@enaasteria

For some reason, her writing style is… aesthetically pleasing. Lol idk how to describe it!!!

MASTERLIST

Apartment 5108 (OSH) - I wasn’t actually planning on reading this because it has a lot of chapters lmfao (Don’t judge me, I have a phase where I only wanna read oneshots. But I looove reading long series now!!!) But I’m glad I read it because holy fucking shit, this fic speaks to me in all levels (e.g hiding scars, unrequited love etc) Also the number 1, 5, and 8 are very significant to me. I always see it everywhere so this fic piqued my curiosity.

Red (OSH)

@pcyxiukai

MASTERLIST

Sex (KMS)

The Audacity of Kim Junmyeon (KJM feat. PCY) - THIS FIC SRSLY!!!

Allegiance (BBH)

@8bityeol

I’ve probably read through her masterlist a lot of times hahaha.

MASTERLIST

Who Are You (PCY) - I really ship M and Happiness Delight hahahah

Two People (BBH) - This made me super fucking sad, tbh

Regrets At 11 PM (DKS)

Audiophile Series (DKS) - I’d actually die if my fave audio porn artist is my neighbor and jerk off to the idea of me. AAAAAHHHHH

Boundaries (ZYX) - I love me some 10 years older Daddies tbh XD Also my friend said this is the first Daddy!Yixing fic she read ‘cause he’s a sweetie pie in every yx fics there is, I think lol.

Forget Me (OSH) - I love Modern Royal AUs and this is fucking sad, made me emo.

A Conflict In Interest (KMS) - The beginning was so angsty, it made my skin tingle so bad hahaha.

The Etymology Of Us (PCY)

Antonym (KJD)

The Problem (DKS)

@xiubaek13

MASTERLIST

Lost in Translation (OT9) - As an English teacher, this shit… THIS AWESOME SHIT IS MY FANTASY!!! lol

Not much of a Sex God (BBH)

Keep it Casual (ZYX/OSH)- ANGST FUELS ME!!!

@forexcapism

I found ‘Reticent’ & ‘The Other Woman’ and goddamn I was like ‘This writer is so good’ so I checked her out and I was right, she’s really, really good. I think I read through her masterlist in less than an hour lmfao.

MASTERLIST

Playboy (OSH) - This one fucced me up real good ahahah

I’m Here (DKS) - This srsly scared me :((( lol

Oh My Baby (PCY) - I love babies and I love EXO and it’s both also ANGST!!!

The Other Woman (KJD) - I’ve always wanted to write about the POV of the other girl and I found this and it captures my idea very well and I cried because of the damn angst!!!

Tripartite (KJD) - FUCK! (sorry for cursing lol) I really felt OC’s emotions here and damn idk, it’s just… that good!!!

Reticent (BBH) - Another one of her fics that made me really sad and feely haahaha.

Bloodlust (BBH) - First Vampire AU I read ever and daaaaaamn!!! ❤️

EXO Monster!AU (OT9)

Retrograde (KMS)

Scars (OSH/DKS)

@writings-by-cl

Found her because of the Fat Fiction Series ❤️❤️❤️ (btw I have yet to go through her Bigbang list hehe)

MASTERLIST

Raising the Standards (KJM)

Monster (BBH)

Addicted to Mashmallow (WYF) - All I can say is three F’s; Fluffy, Funny and Fantastic!

Eyes on the Prize (KJD/BBH/ZYX/KMS) - An orgy with Jongdae, Baekhyun, Minseok, and Yixing? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!

Saudade é um suéter (OSH)

@3kpop2jagi1

MASTERLIST

Higher (KJM) - CAN I JUST…

Caffeine (KJD) - ASKASKSAKAS tbh with you

Higher x Caffeine (KJM/KJD) - /DEAD

If We’re Happy (BBH)

How Bad Could He Be | He’s Not So Bad (KJD)

If to Please (DKS/KJI/OSH) - THIS FUCKED ME UP!!!

Again | Anew (KJI)

The Towel Story (OSH) - For some reason I find this a little angsty at the beginning haha

@nowblowitlikeaxiu

MASTERLIST

Ka-ching | Girl Problems | Make Daddy Proud | Misadventures (KMS)

Long Night (ZYX) - So, so, so cute!

She Call Me (OSH) - The last part made me choke on my bread (I was eating bread the time I was reading this!!!)

@peachykaix

To be honest, though, all the stuff she has written so far… I love it all!!! So I guess just click her masterlist. REALLY LOVE HER WRITING STYLE. Very detailed, but not boring at all. I’m calling her the ANGST QUEEN!

MASTERLIST

@fairyyeols

MASTERLIST

A Star Like Her (DKS)

Made Of Memories (BBH)

Heaven (KJI)

Eden (DKS)

>MASTERLIST< >MAIN BLOG<

#fic rec #Fanfiction Recommendation #recommendations #Aikie Likey #lol #Aikie's choice #lmfao #idk #more tags here #rofl #roflmfao

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melomato · 6 years

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Alphabet Tag!

I was tagged by @the-maskedlady my favourite person. Thank you!!! I’ve always wanted to do one of these! I hope you got to know me better after this!

rules: answer the questions and tag (10) people you’d like to get to know better.

age? 17

birthplace? London, England

current time? 1:49 am…I need to sleep…

drink (last)? Water

easiest person to talk to? You @the-maskedlady and recently you too @kizunah

favorite song (recently)? Well shit this is hard. My current go-to’s are Dystopia - B.A.P, TGIF - Infinite (Dongwoo), Going Crazy and Electric Kiss - Exo

grossest memory? not sure…if it was gross I wouldn't preserve it in my memories… Omg wait, once I saw this really nasty kookmin posts I had to run to the sink to vomit (and I actually vomited)

hogwarts house? RavenDor 😂💔

in love? Does Kim Minseok count? Not really anyone irl…but I have a crush? Idk

jealous of people? not usually, no, i think it’s a waste of time and it burns you inside out :(

killed someone? A fair few, yes. Never been caught tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

love at first sight or should i walk by again? walk by again. I might find them attractive at first? but no, never fall in love

middle name? Nah. I begged my parents for one tho

number of siblings? 3

one wish? to become a successful architect and one day own my own business

person you called last? The dentist XD I need to get these wisdom teeth removed smh

question you are always asked? “how are you in uni if you’re only 17? Are you super smart?” nah fam. It was actually an accident.

reasons to smile? I’m living. I have a home and a family and friends. Those alone are reasons to smile

song you sang last? I sang Electric Kiss in the shower 😂😂

time you woke up? 12pm, the first lazy day in the past fortnight

underwear color? Bright pink 😂

vacation destination? TOKYO AND HONG KONG

worst habit? Procrastinating and stressing

x-rays? of my arm I think? Not sure. But it got dislocated when I was 2. My teeth were x-rayed multiple times tho

your favourite food? Good food. Thai food. Burgers. Biryani. Chicken.

zodiac sign? Leo

ultimate bias? Kim effing Minseok

ultimate bias wrecker? Not sure. I rarely get bias Wrecked. But the only person that almost bias wrecked my ultimate Bias was Choi Seungcheol

favorite kpop song (all time)? Well I think I mostly answered this already. Idk about all time tbh… Balckpearl, promise, Heart attack by exo. If you do by Got7, highlight by svt, hands up by B.A.P…. Idk there’s so many?

favorite kpop album? Exo’s The War. Exo CBX’s Girls and B.A.P’s Ego

favorite kpop ship? XIUCHEN they’re so Canon sometimes it almost hurts

hard or soft stan? I call myself a hard stan but my reactions tend to say otherwise 😂

favorite kpop company? If by that you mean the literal company then… They’re all shit except for Fantagio. I’ve heard good things about them. Makes me happy.

But if you mean what company is my favourite in terms of groups, then I’d have to say I’m an SM stan. And also a Cube stan.

backstory of how i got into kpop? My friend posted all these videos and pictures of mainly Jonghyun and SHINee too on her snapchat. They looked so cool and he looked super awesome so I asked her who they were and decided to check them out. I got sucked into this black hole not long after XD

okay so I tag @baek-me-a-hun @baekhyunlipchain @anime1412 @btsantifanart @demfeeeels @lovesxiu @rose-byun @uminbean followers reading this :)

#tagged #this was fun #i gotta sleep now #gnight #kpop

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hi Leila I’m New I love reading ur tags but in a post you said u luv jongin n bbh for different reasons ? What are the reason?like for each member also

first off tysm!! my tags are kinda,,,,,, wild but i’m glad u like to read them anyways fhjkdfg when you say each member i assume you mean everyone in exo, so that’s what i’m gonna do, i hope u don’t mind…..get redy for an essay

jongin

jongin……..what do i even say about this guy theres so much to say dfhjkdf i love him a lot, obviously, since he’s my bias but why??? my love for jongin is like…..it’s like my heart is always bursting because of him….it’s like that person that you meet and you completely fall for to a point where you always wanna be around them and you always want them to be happy and you just have so much genuine care and affection for them it’s impossible to control. he makes my cheeks warm, he makes my heart flutter, he makes me feel like all the bad in my life has disappeared….i really can’t explain it i just love him very very much. he’s a very kind caring and affectionate soul and he resonates with me in a million ways, so much that i would have to talk about it some other time. he means so so much to me and i’ve really never felt this quite strongly for someone, really :/ i guess you could say i’m in love

baekhyun

so it really wasn’t until recently that bbh took his spot as my official number 2 on the list. he has been one of my bias wreckers for a while now but now he’s managed to be the only one in the #2 spot fhjkdfgd i’ve always loved bbh, i won’t lie, but lately it’s been really….strong. bbh is that first love type……he’s the one that i was best friends with all through high school and slowly fell in love with as time went on. him and i would click really well irl and i think that’s why he gets me so much. he also reminds me of myself in some ways, and he really compliments me, a lot like jongin but in a different type of way. he’s the one i would go and do reckless things with, the one that would always keep me guessing….but jongin is the more laid back and the more….solid version of that?? i really don’t know how to explain it dfhjkdfgd i love baekhyun because he’s really such a genuine guy with a big heart and he’s freakin hilarious. i dunno i guess that rectangle smile of his got to me….smh

ok im gonna make the rest short

kyungsoo

KYIUNGSOO!!!!! KYUNGSOOOOO KYUNGSOo oh my gosh i’ve always loved this boy. he just gets better with age he is so humble and kind and he is just!!!! a sweetheart i fall for sweethearts, as u can see, so he is ofc up there. plus uhhhhh he’s rlly fuckin handsome like wow

jongdae

i’ve also always loved jongdae fghdkf he’s really fuckin funny and he’s the cutest thing ever!!!!! like he kinda seems like the devil but he’s actually really sweet and caring and i love that fhdkfg he never hesitates to fight an exo member and honestly it’s inspiring……also him kitty lips :(

chanyeol

pcy…….my first lov……..here u have this big 6 foot tall guy, he’s got big ass ears, a dorky ass smile and a deep voice…….how can u Not love him. he will always have a special place in my heart cause he was my first exo bias of like a month but he’s such a dork!!! he’s a cutie and he has a big heart i lov him

junmyeon

junmyeon has done some……stuff,,,,,,, but i’ll talk about the things i love him for. he’s always there for exo, a really nice leader and he and i share the same joke tastes fhgjkdfgjkd also him when he hears rv???? me fhjkdfg he’s rlly cute and soft and when he’s not making fun of other ppl he’s nice sgfhjs

sehun

sehun really dont give a fuck and its AMAZING this boy is also rlly sweet tho like forreal he’d die for exo and its so cute fhjksdfgjd he’s jsut a rlly soft cute guy but he’s very lorge too dfhjdk a lot like pcy…..

minseok

another iconic man who dont give a single fuck!!! this guy is so strong tho like actually he’s been thru so much shit and he’s really such a good kind guy like when will he get the recognition he deserves…………also he never ages like what the fuck…anyways he’s good at everything and i love him ok :(

yixing

uhhhhh yixing’s been in some shit lately but before alla dat, he was someone that kinda surprised me with how sweet he was…..he’s really hard working and there is good in him, he just needs to clean up his act a lil bit

#this probably made no sense but fhjkdfgjkd yeah #ans #anon

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heresjeonny · 7 years

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EXO 101: A Crash Course

Park Chanyeol

Soft baby by day, sexy mofo by night. Can do everything?? Sing, rap, dance, cook, act, write and produce music, play the guitar (classical, spanish, lead, and rhythm omg) and the piano and the drums, has the body of an elf king. He’s also AMAZING with children as shown [here - skip to 12:17 and WATCH you won’t regret it] and dogs too! All animals really. He’s Korean Snow White. With abs. And if Snow White was extra.

Also the kindest soul ever. He’s always smiling, even when he’s down. He literally said, and I quote; “No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot.” His then-girlfriend nicknamed him “Happy Virus.” Constantly buys his members gifts, is very tall (well over six feet), and he’s the most extroverted and sociable person - actually friends with everyone. 10/10 amazing human.

Byun Baekhyun

Don’t let him fool you!!! He looks soft but he will fuck you up with his cheeky lil smile and pelvic sorcery and unearthly vocals and uGH. His wit is unparalleled like omg, so sassy and hilarious and sharp. Also a huge nerd when it comes to anime, manga, and video games. Once gave a picture of himself to another member as a gift, the lil shit.

He’s incredibly passionate about his career and his members, and I think it was Kyungsoo who said that it’s Baek who keeps them all together at times. In summary: Byun Baekhyun is what happens when a demon and an angel do the do.

D.O./Do Kyungsoo:

Do Kyungsoo? More like Do Me, Kyungsoo. I’m sorry I’m so thirsty Ksoo...I don’t even know where to begin with this one. First of all, he single-handedly saved the human race from extinction with his voice. He’s savage af, so much so that he’s affectionately nicknamed “Satansoo” and he will smack a bitch. He’s also so soft and squishy at the same time, you’ll get whiplash. And his acTING. Lord in heaven. And I believe he didn’t even have acting lessons?? The nerve of him. He, too, is sex on legs, and he might be quieter than the others, but y’all best listen when he talks cause boy bout to spill the tea.

He’s also very paternal in that he takes care of the other members a lot, like when Kai, his roommate, isn’t feeling well, he’ll care for him or go out to get food for him. And he can cook really well. I’m gonna stop now before I end up writing an entire dissertation ;’)

Lay/Zhang Yixing

ALSO NOT PURE ABORT ABORT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Oh my god. Anyway. Zhang Yixing is the perfect contradiction. On the one hand, he’s an actual baby lamb - laugh and all. On the other hand, he’s the human embodiment of the NC-17 rating. Like, hide yo kids. Yixing is also one of the Chinese members of EXO, so he often leaves to promote his solo music which is in Chinese, and he works so incredibly hard and deserves all the success. He also writes the lyrics, and composes and arranges the music!

And...his dancing. Proof that god exists. There is literally no part of his body that Yixing does not have absolute command over - and you can see it because he is so precise, confident, and sexy. :’)

Suho/Kim Junmyeon

I actually had to cover his face while writing this because holy--

Yup. Moving on.

Actually, back to his face (and the rest of him): Remember when Da Vinci was conceptualizing the Vitruvian Man (lol only 90′s kids will remember...1490′s kids, that is). You know that picture of the guy with another pair of arms and legs superimposed on him, inside a circle? The drawing theorizing the ideal proportions of the human body? Yup, true story: Junmyeon was Da Vinci’s muse. Suho’s face is so symmetrical, it inspired mathematicians to write the golden ratio. He is a genetic miracle, a statistical outlier, a national treasure--

Anyway *sweats*. ALSO. Let’s talk about his personality. Myeon is the mom of EXO, the leader, so he’s naturally very parental. He actually chose the stage name “Suho” because it means guardian. He always does his best to keep his kids the members together and doing what they need to be doing. Always pays for things ($Junmoney$), and is the person a lot of them confide in and go to for comfort or advice, especially Sehun.

He’s such a dad too - like his dad joke ratings are off the charts. 10/10 would build you a tree house and tuck you in at night.

Oh Sehun

Maknae. Icon. Legend. Used to have a lisp.

People sometimes think he’s cold or reserved because of his face, but as you can see in the gif, he’s literal sunshine. He once cried on stage because he was knocked on the head by a camera - but he wasn’t crying because the injury hurt, he was crying because he wasn’t allowed to perform because of it, and he felt like he was disappointing his fans. He also cried during a radio show when asked about his other members - he said every night before he falls asleep, he prays for them and he prays that they all stay together and are successful and happy. And now I’m crying.

Everyone is in love with him.

His dancing resurrected me from the dead, put my children through college, and ended world hunger because damn we are fed when that boy moves.

Sehun was once invited to Paris for a Louis Vuitton fashion show and became king of France. I’m not kidding. All he did was show up, and there was a huge crowd already there to greet him as if he were royalty, and he was voted best dressed at the show by Vogue. He went to the Louvre, and people were studying and appreciating him, the actual art.

Chen/Kim Jongdae

Ah, little dino bby. He’s iconic for many reasons:

1) His smile. It curls up at the corners like this :}

2) When he laughs, he literally goes HAHAHAHAHA like wow, amazing, I want this as my ringtone

3) He screams a lot. Nickelodeon once made a show about him called Jongdae: The Last Pterodactyl.

4) HIS VOCALS. Un-freaking-believable. He’s the male version of Mariah Carey.

5) Speaks really good Chinese! (He’s Korean)

6) An amazing human?? He donates to charity so often and he doesn’t do it for publicity either. He takes good care of the other members too.

Jongdae, let me put a ring on it.

Xiumin/Kim Minseok

HERE WE GO. My precious boy :’)

Minseok. The eldest. Also known as the best person to ever exist. Like Kyungsoo, he doesn’t talk much because he’s a shy lil bean, but once he warms up to you, the things that come out of his mouth are so deep and cute and funny and wowow I want ten of him

Is the least likely to cry

Was chubby (and so adorable!!) as a little kid, and now he has a six pack. Because of his weight as a kid though, he has spoken many times about the issue of body shaming and how people’s perceptions of a person shift based on how they look. He once said these words that made my cold, dead heart beat again: “I don’t have an ideal type. If our hearts match well, then she will look pretty to me.”

Has the strongest arms in EXO. They all arm wrestled and he won and it was the funniest thing ever.

Is not only an idol, he’s also getting his Ph.D. Dr. Kim. I can’t believe....

Wants to open his own coffee shop, and I don’t drink coffee, but I would chug any dish-water-coffee-grinds-filth that he would serve me because damn I love him.

Kai/Kim Jongin

R00D MOTHERF*CKER.

The Bias Wrecker. Or just your bias, plain and simple

Kim Jongin is one of nature’s greatest accomplishments. His gams are the eighth wonder of the world - and he puts them to use when he dances, like please kick me in the face with those omfg

His laugh. Astounding. Also don’t stand too close when he laughs because he will hit you. It’s just what he does lmao

He’s basically a hip young old man - so hot but so sleepy. He’ll sleep at any given opportunity.

Very fond of fried chicken. And dogs. But not in terms of eating, for the latter

Learned ballet for ten years and it shows, and I just wANT TO SEE HIM IN A LEOTARD DAMMIT

He has darker skin than the other members which people used to make fun of him for and still do comment on, but he says he loves it and he is proud of his body :’) we are too bby!!

Other random facts:

- EXO originally had 12 members but 3 left and we’re not going to talk about it okay? okay

- Chen and Xiumin are married best friends. Xiumin actually said in an interview that Chen is “like my wife”

- Sehun is now officially Lord Oh Sehun of Glencoe, Scotland because his fans are the most Extra and purchased the estate for his birthday :’)

- Chanyeol once folded one hundred paper cranes for his girlfriend as a gift, but in the middle of doing this, she called him and broke up with him

- Baekhyun can’t cook for shit but at least he’s pretty

- Kai dated F(X)’s Krystal

- Kyungsoo once said to the camera that he is “not pure”

- Yixing starred in a gay sci-fi movie where he and this other dude have a baby

- Suho is a health nut. Just like how girls always have pads and tampons on them, Suho has multivitamins

For @the-porcelain-doll-xo because I’m the friend that wants to drag you into hell with me, and I can’t wait for you to get into EXO ahhhhh ily <33

#this...took so long.....#also damn I just realized that I'm in love with every single one of them #exo #about exo #chanyeol #baekhyun #kyungsoo #yixing #lay #chen #jongdae #kai #jongin #minseok #xiumin #suho #junmyeon #sehun #d.o.

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jhopesforehead · 5 years

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I realized a while ago that I have a lot of nicknames for my biases / wreckers, and depending on situations I call them different things so I thought I’d list them all for fun. Read if you wanna or not, I just thought this would be funny to maybe later compare with people who bias the same idols.

More under the cut !

BTS:

Hoseok (bias):

Hope / Hobi / Hoseok - To be honest, I can call Hobi three different things in the same sentence without blinking an eye. These three are the most I use. It also depends though on who I am talking too. If I’m talking to someone who knows his name, but isn’t into BTS / kpop, I’ll generally say jhope / hope and just use that so they know. If it someone who knows bts well though and is into kpop, i’ll use all three sporadically.

Jay - I dare you to find a hope stan who doesn’t use this nickname tbh. Generally when he’s being rude and kind of giving off that american vibe? used a lot / is the only name i use while he’s in the states but once he goes back to korea / somewhere else it’s back to hope / hobi.

Sunshine / The Sun - This is pretty self explanatory too. Can only really be used around my kpop friends who know bts well.

Jeong Hoseok - Used when he’s in trouble or is being disrespectful like in those bapsae fancams we were all blessed with. I see you, Hoseok.

Taehyung (wrecker):

Tae - To be honest, this is really the only nickname I have for Tae and it’s the nickname most army use. Sorry about that.

Kim Taehyung - Used when he’s being RUDE which is a LOT of the time to me tbh. He really wrecks me to the point where it’s unbearable sometimes.

EXO:

Minseok (bias):

Minnie - Generally only used if he’s doing something cute, or if I have time to say the whole word before whatever im watching switches to a different member.

Xiu - My most common nickname for him mostly because it’s quick to say and quick to type.

Kim Minseok - Only used when he’s in trouble (by either being really disrespectful or otherwise)

Chanyeol (bias):

Yeol - The easiest / fastest to say / type and so I generally use that when I’m talking about him. Sometimes used in verbal conversation.

Chan - Also very quick and easy to say / type but used less than Yeol.

Puppy - Generally used when he’s being cute or doing aegyo / acting like a big dumb Labrador or something.

Long Legs McGee - I honestly have no idea how this nickname started, but I think it came from just watching so many Chanyeol fancams and noticing how fucking long his legs are (plus I’m really short so I feel like it’s slight jealousy). Whenever I use this it’s generally accompanied by my friend saying, “You’re so mean to him” but like ... it’s true. Have you seen the man?

Park Chanyeol - Once again, only used when he’s in trouble or being disrespectful. Generally when he’s flexing / poking his tongue out / or being unnecessarily / unexpectedly sexy.

Kyungsoo (bias):

Soo - My most used nickname for him because it’s fast / quick to say / type. Used really no matter what he is doing, whether it’s him being cute or I’m just talking about him. He generally also gets this name when he’s being rude / disrespectful.

Do Kyungsoo - not used a lot at all, only when I’m feeling particularly attacked by something he’s doing. Fun fact, the most I’ve ever used his full name was while watching 100 Day Prince.

Baekyun (wrecker):

Baek / Byun - Most used because they’re quick / easy to type / say. Baek is used marginally more though.

Bunny - Used very rarely and only used when he’s being cute.

Byun Baekhyun - This is used when he’s being rude / disrespectful / sassy / joking around. Tbh I use this a lot because his existence pains me.

NCT127:

Mark (bias):

Mark - I generally just use his name when talking about him. I only have one other friend who is into nct so it’s not like he’d get mixed up with anyone.

Baby / Sweetie / Sweetheart - Because Mark is younger than me I often use these as long as (if I’m with someone) they already know who I’m talking about. I use this a lot when im by myself and cooing over him. However, as he’s getting older, they’re really only being used when he’s being baby.

Sun / The Sunshine - Because he makes me happy.

Lee Minhyung - Used when he’s being rude / acting above his age. He tests me.

Johnny (wrecker):

Johhny - Yeah, Johnny doesn’t really have any nicknames either. I think it’s because it’s already an american / english name that’s short enough that I don’t have to change anything. Plus I can’t call him john because that’s how i identify another idol from another group (who I don’t bias or stan actually).

Twin Tower - Used when he’s being a tall fuck.

Youngho - Once again used when he’s being rude, but only when he’s being REALLY rude. If it’s when he’s just teasing doyoung, it’s Johnny.

NCT U:

Lucas (bias):

Yukhei / Lucas - Used mostly when I’m talking about him to friends.

Lu / Xuxi - Also used when I’m talking about him, but oddly less than Yukhei / Lucas despite the fact that I love calling him xuxi a lot more than any of his other names.

Puppy - I use this when he’s being big and dumb just like a puppy, or when he’s being cute / using puppy dog eyes.

Twin Tower - Seeing as he’s pt.2 of the twin towers. Used when he’s being a tall fuck.

Wong Yukhei / Xuxi (!) - I use this when he’s being rude / disrespectful / or he’s doing something that causes so much second hand embarrassment I literally cannot handle it.

Winwin (wrecker):

Win - Generally used because say ‘winwin’ takes way too long and i could just say it once and be understood.

Sweetheart - I really adore Winwin, so I honestly just call him sweetheart whenever it’s just me watching something. Or, I’ll use it when I’m around friends but only if they know who I’m talking about.

Sicheng (!): For when he’s being rude.

Jungwoo (wrecker):

Woo - Mostly because I’m lazy, but also because I think it’s a really fucking cute nickname too have because he often woo(s) me off my feet.

Jungwoo: For when he’s being rude.

NCT DREAM:

Renjun (bias):

Renjun - I really just call him by his name seeing as I never really got into dream as much as I did the others. But I adore him a lot, and I adore dream.

Haechan (fond):

Hae - Easier to say than Haechan sometimes. Quick and simple. He’s not even really technically a wrecker (as I said before I never really got into dream because I was uncomfortable with the age difference but I adore them all a lot) more like another member I am very fond of.

Sunshine - Pretty self explanatory. I think most people call him this anyway seeing as it’s true.

Wayv:

Ten (bias):

Ten - I don’t really call him another else than this. Apart from maybe ‘Hoe’ but that’s just a term of endearment.

Xiaojun (bias):

Xiao - Mainly just because it’s short and easy to say.

Seventeen:

Woozi (bias):

Jii - I refuse to use Woozi at all in verbal / text conversations and only rly use it when searching him because often ‘Jihoon’ doesn’t work as well. It’s cute / short (like him) and simple and easy to type / say.

Lee Jihoon - Generally used when he’s in trouble. However, it’s quite a mouthful ( ;) ) so i’ll generally just SHOUT ‘Jii !’ when he’s being rude / disrespectful too.

Vernon (bias):

Hansol - I also refuse to use Hansol’s real name at literally any point, even when I’m searching stuff but if it doesn’t work then i’ll use vernon (for like fancam and stuff).

Sol - Used rarely but generally used when i’m just trying to shorten his name. I like how it means sun though because he’s like that to me, the sun :)

Puppy - Because he really is, most of the time, just a dumb puppy. Love him though.

Chwe Hansol (!) - Used when he’s being rude, which is very often to me so if you go through my text / message conversations you’ll see his full name a lot.

S.Coups (bias):

Seungcheol - Not really a nick name, but like the other two I refuse to use his stage name at all costs unless searching for him. Long ( ;) ) so I generally only use it when I have time.

Cheol - A lot more common than using his full name, but I switch between the two a lot without really any reason.

Choi Seungcheol - A mouthful but I will honestly somehow get it out SO fast when he’s being dumb / rude. happens a lot whenever i watch one of their concerts and a rap stage comes on.

DK (wrecker):

Seokmin / Dokyeom- Once again, hate his stage name. Prefer to use his full name even though it’s longer.

Seok / Yeom - I’ll shorten his name to seok if it takes too long to say ‘Seokmin’, or yeom if it takes too long to say ‘Dokyeom’.

Minghao (fond): Minghao was my first second bias (jihoon was my first who stayed my first) but I’m forever fond of him and i adore him.

Hao - Generally just a lot easier to say than Minghao ‘cause it’s faster / easier to say / type. I’ll use it no matter the situation, whether he’s being normal / cute / rude it’s always just ‘Hao’.

Got7:

Jaebum (bias):

Jaebum - To be honest, sometimes I just prefer to use his name over nicknames. It’s not that long / hard to say and I can get it out reasonably fast.

JB / Bum - ‘JB’ used when I can’t be bothered saying his whole name. ‘Bum’ when he’s being a little shit.

Lim Jaebum - I use this when he’s in trouble / being rude / being disrespectful. tbh out of all of my biases I saw his full name a lot because he just riles me up in ways i can’t explain. one time i was watching stages of him with a friend and he did something and i went and yelled at him / about him for a good ten minutes.

Mark (wrecker):

Mark - Once again, I really just use Mark’s name when talking about him, no matter what he’s doing. sometimes it does get confusing for other though if i just start talking about him, seeing as I bias another mark.

Other:

Yugyeom

Yugs - because it’s quick and easy to say.

Kim Yugyeom - When he’s being a fucking thot (which is a lot)

MonstaX

Jooheon (bias):

Joo - Used when I just want to talk about him, nothing else. It’s quicker / easier to say / type than his full name.

Honey - I only really started using this recently because he changed his stage name to ‘Heony’. It’s quick and easy to say.

Bumble Bee - When I’m feeling overly amorous and want to use a cute name for him. I don’t know when it started, or why, but I definitely feel like it has something to do with the fact that his name sounds like ‘honey’.

Jooheon - For when he’s being rude / disrespectful. Oddly happens a lot.

Changkyun (wrecker):

Kyun - This is the only nickname I have for him and it’s just because it’s quicker / easier to say / type.

IM Changkyun - For when he’s being rude / disrespectful. this is up there with the names I say a lot because he is often being rude.

VIXX:

Ravi (bias):

Wons(h)ik - I really have a thing against using stage names. so, although it’s longer, this is what I will call him.

Bumper Bar - Started because of his ass. Only really used sometimes.

Kim Wons(h)ik - For when he’s being rude / disrespectful.

Ken (wrecker):

Jae / Whan - I’ll use either quite commonly. I really don’t like the name ‘ken’ because of reasons, so I’ll do most things to ignore it / call him otherwise.

Lee Jaewhen - For when he’s being rude / disrespectful.

Day6:

Wonpil (bias)

Pil - Purely just because it’s short / easy to say. He’s my happy pil(l).

#Kat talks #my bias / wreckers #don't @ me about double / triple biaising some groups okay #it just happened #exo #bts #seventeen #svt #day6 #nct #nct127 #nctdream #nctu

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exodesmadres · 7 years

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EXO MTL - Kiss On The First Date

Request: exo most to least likely to kiss you on the first date please. thank you!!

A/N: Ooh, I think this request is going to be a lot of fun because to be honest, I have thought about this before. Like, in my sleepless nights, I have given this a lot of thought. So for this MTL, I’m going to also post my reasoning. Why each member is in the position they were placed in.

I hope you all enjoy reading this.

Warning: The usual warning. I obviously do not know EXO and for all I know, this list could turn out to be totally wrong. But this list was created under the evaluation of what I have seen in their personalities.

As per opinions, of course they can differ.

You might have a completely different opinion, and that’s okay. But let’s not spread any hate. Just love. Thank you!

Most to Least Likely to Kiss You on the First Date

Would For Certain Do It - or the “would most definitely plant one on you” category

Baekhyun - Baekhyun is such a cheeky little shit that I think he would be the most likely to kiss you on the first date. He would be grinning like an idiot during it too. It would probably happen in his car, when he’s about to drop you off. Then he would just lean in and kiss you.

Lu Han - Maybe its my own personal fantasies fueling his very high rank on the list, because he is my bias. But my heart tells me that Lu Han would probably kiss on the first date.

Tao - It doesn’t look like he would, but I think Tao has this hidden cheekiness in him. I can see it in his personality. In EXO he was a bit more shy and quiet, but I think its because he didn’t really speak the language. Because we saw in that episode of showtime when he went all sassy on Baek telling him “You and I are not the same!”

Chanyeol - I originally had Chanyeol second on the list, after Baek. but I moved him down after I thought about it thoroughly. He’s really playful and all that, but I think in the “most likely to do it” list, he would be last. Don’t get me wrong, I think he would kiss on the first date, but I think he’d be a bit more shy and hesitant about it. Like he would be a bit awkward even. Just a cute and awkward giant.

Might Do It - or the “it could go either way” category

Minseok - As it says in the description of this category, it could go either way with these boys. They might kiss you, but they might not. Its not a question of wanting to or not, its more of a question of having the balls to do it. Of the four, I think Minseok would be the most likely to go for it. Like he would probably ponder it for a minute before finally deciding it.

Jongdae - Even though Jongdae is a cheeky little shit just like his beagle line hyungs, I think Jongdae is smack dab in the middle of the list.I think for him it mostly on whether he’s feeling naughty or nice.

Sehun - The maknae. I mostly put him so low on the list because my motherly instinct (lol at motherly, he is older than me) wants me to believe that this boy is an inocent soul. But also, since he’s the youngest and joined SM pretty young, I feel like he probably has the least experience with women. So he doesn’t really know how to proceed. Ergo, my opinion on him not really being likely to kiss on the first date.

Jongin - I had a really hard time ranking him and the one directly after him. I didn’t know whether to place Jongin in the “could go either way” category or the “would never do it” category. He’s another one of the maknaes, so again I assume that he doesn’t have a ton of experience. Maybe more than Sehun though. But since Jongin is the adorable puppy loving dork, I feel like he would be more reluctant to kiss on the first date.

Would Never Do It - or the “would really like to, but would never dare to” category

Yifan - As I mentioned above, I had a hard time with him and Jongin. i know Kris was voted by all the members to be most popular with the ladies and he joined SM when he was around seventeen, so chances are he HAS kissed women. But this is a question of whether or not he would kiss on the first date. And I think not. Below his cold guy exterior, I think Kris is very sensitive and maybe even shy. He would not do it.

Kyungsoo - Ah, our quiet deep voiced manly squish. I don’t know how to explain this other than the fact that he’s Do Kyungsoo. He would never kiss on the first date, even if he wanted to. He’s too serious for that.

Junmyeon - EXO’s mother hyung. I put him so low on the list because in my personal opinion, he would never ever think of kissing you on the first date. He would shower you with compliments and try to make you laugh with bad “dad jokes”, but that would be it. He would be too respectful for that.

Yixing - Lay might be EXO’s sexy dancer, but Yixing is a sweet cupcake who must be protected. He would never dream of kissing you on the first date. And I confirmed it when he said in an interview that a boy and a girl did not need physical things (such as kissing, and touching) to show they’re in love.

END NOTE: So that was my analysis on EXO MTL To Kiss You On The First Date. Again, this is just my opinion. So please bear with me. Also, I hope you all liked this and make more requests!

EXODESMADRES ASK BOX

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kawaii-yabbs · 7 years

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👑 what is the reason your bias is your bias? 😤 favorite english lyric?🐩 candy, jjangah, or vivi? 🐙 describe chen in three emojis. 👅pick a body part from each member. 🍆fmk: hyung line. 🔪 imagine ot12 in the hunger games, order them from the first one to die to the winner.

👑 Why is Jongin my bias? Holy shit why isn’t he everyone else’s bias?! He’s an actual dork. He is not some over the type sex machine he looks on stage(even tho that is a nice bonus). Hes the sweetest cutest dorkiest man ever and I love him to bits. I smile at his laugh cause he just has the most carefree laugh I can’t. Honestly I could talk about him forever but this would become wayyyyy too long hahaha (its another in of itself)

😤 it’s hard cause I have alot of fav english lines by exo. Honestly, I don’t have a dead set fav but really all of the english lines in Monster kill me as well Chen’s “its hurts” because its a running joke between my friend and I cause he pronounces it “it hurtsch” so yeahhh

🐩 THIS HURTS MY SOUL CAUSE I LOVE THESE DOGS MORE THAN THE MEMBERS SOMETIMES (im a dog person sue me) but probably jjangah because its the most cuddly and energetic and I love fun loving dogs next would be vivi cause she lies down all the time I feel that deeply 😅😅

🐙 chen in 3 emojis?? 😎🐫🐱 honestly i need more and i also need a brow emoji cause them brows are like his signature

👅imma do OT12 cause my hearteukris - let me see them hands yassss i love his large hands cause I have huge hands as well and I like a man with bigger hands than mesuho - dem eyes hes got some great eyesxiumin - his smileeeeeee he has the cutest gummy smile everluhan - his deer eyes. he has these innocent (ha lol) eyes that just sparkleLay - dimples. this little dimple bum (inside joke kayyy) you can tell his true smile and a fake one with the depth of his dimplesBaekhyun - fingers. FINGERS. so damn pretty honestly hes beautiful all over but his fingers are gorgeousChen - his smile boy he makes the sun look dull. he has a sunshine smile i cryChanyeol - ears. boy his ears are cute and endearing. I want to pet them and just play with them they are so cute (im a creepy yes i know)Kyungsoo - THEM BROWS BOOOOOOIIIIII i wanna stroke them brows cause they are strong and just unf yesTao - his thighs are just unf yes plsssss that boy has gorgeous thighs from all that dancing and martial arts just yum yum yum i wanna eat them up *cough* (thick kink say what?)Jongin - My baby’s skin. His tan skin is gorgeous and I’m glad he embraces it rather than fighting it to fit in. He’s stunning. Sehun - other than the obvious ass, his eyes. they are quite small so when he smiles they crinkle in the cutest ways. its what really keeps him young looking. softens the harsh cut of his jawline and just really makes him into the perfect baby face 😍

🍆 im assuming you mean the OT9 hyung line cause thats what im thinking anywayFMKFuck - Minseok (because if i married him he could not stand how messy I am)Marry - Yixing (cause hes an angel duh?)Kill - Suho (because someone had to die sorry booboo)

🗡 OT12 Hunger Games oh goddddddFirst to Last ok?

Baekhyun (this boy is a drama queen and wouldnt survive the first obstacle)Jongin (too soft also hes not the brightest)Sehun (he would give up because it was too much effort)Chen & Chanyeol (mainly survived on luck)Suho (guilt)Tao (his martial arts helped but his hatred bugs was his downfall)Lay (his innocence and lovable attitude kept him around)Kris (he end up killing himself by not noticing there was a sheer drop ahead of him)Luhan (this boy is savage and competitive he’d fight anyone)Minseok (he managed to survive so far by outwitting others and staying out of trouble except kyungsoo was just too good at playing the waiting game)

Victor - Kyungsoo (quiet, calculating, waited til they least expected it)

LOL THIS IS LONG

#ask tabi #exo asks

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oh-beyond · 7 years

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No! Not Xiumin please! - Part 1 of 2

You worked for SM as a stylist for a long time, it was all good until the new band EXO debuted and you took care of their fashion, today you had to deal with Xiumin… alone!

Hints of smut, explicit language + 18 (smut next part)

Xiumin x Reader

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Part 2 >

You’ve been there since SHINee debuted, the guys were very close to you especially Minho, you also witnessed of the whole Junmyeon drama not debuting with them, boys… drama-queens.

Being a stylist at SM was hard work, always needed to come up with ideas and inovance matching the theme of the songs and comebacks, working with SHINee was comfortable enough, but they told you that you will be helping with the new 12 member boyband EXO, you weren’t really looking forward to it, they said women were hard to please? Well trying pleasing guys was hell. ‘This makes me look fat, this makes me look feminine, this makes me look stupid, etc…'

‘Deal with it, it’s the theme’ was your famous quote.

But then Byun Baekhyun from EXO K… what a nightmare of a guy, impossible to deal with, you had to get used to him, and with with time you did, it was your job, and this was part of it. You were thankful enough not to be traveling with EXO M becuase you’ve heard of how whiny Tao and Jongdae could be, and whiny guys made you lose your cool, everybody knew you had 0% tolerance when it came to being whiny, basically who ever made your job hard would be put in the blacklist.

No serious encounters with EXO M until 2 years ago, that is when the 3 remaining members started doing the activities alongside EXO K, and that is when you finally had your proper encounter with Kim Minseok, the only guy you didn’t want to deal with.

You were very professional, all these years nothing really made you uncomfortable like he did, his eyes, with or without makeup they looked deep, sharp intense to look at, pitying whoever was his makeup artist, you were sure they oozed poison, not in a bad way, in the contrary, they were too charming to look at, you couldn’t stand being too close to him, and apparently it was showing and was too obvious because you tried dressing all the guys like you always did, but when it came to Minseok you just handed him his clothes and left him to deal with it by his own, not ever making eye contact, leaving Minseok puzzled looking at Jongdae wondering why this attitude towards him.

“What do you mean I will be CBX’s stylist? Like alone? Only me?”

“____ it’s only 3 guys, and the concept it’s very simple not extravagant at all, you can do a very good job here”

“Manager-nim, what about the rest of EXO? They need me more”

“It’s been decided”

“But I don’t feel comfortable”

“Nonsense, you’ve been doing Baekhyun’s styling since day 1, and Jongdae and Minseok are not hard to please”

“I am not comfortable with Kim Minseok, I don’t want to be near him, let alone be this close and… I don’t want to, please find someone else”

“We need you, this is the first subunit and I will not take a no for an answer”

You excused yourself while huffing and puffing, you cursed under your breath, what you didn’t expect was Jongdae and Minseok being right behind the door that of course wasn’t closed fully, you knew they heard everything you said, the worried look in Jongdae’s face and the probably pissed face in Minseok’s because you couldn’t just look at him in the eye.

“Noona, are you alright? We couldn’t just not hear it, you were too… loud” said Jongdae playfully.

You made a facepalm, you wanted the ground to swallow you right there.

“I am sorry, I didn’t mean…”

“What didn’t you mean? Huh? Answer me! Look at me noona! What have I done to you?” asked Minseok upset.

“You haven’t done anything, I apologise for what you heard”

“Look at me noona! You’ve never looked at me in the eye, am I that revolting? I must of done something!”

“Hyung, it’s alright, it’s a misunderstanding right noona?” asked Jongdae trying to smooth the atmosphere.

“Actually!” you lifted your head and ‘oh god almighty’ Minseok asking if he was revolting? Your heart pumped so much blood that you immediately felt boiling inside of you “it is because of you Minseok-ssi, I don’t want to work with you” saying that and keeping a straight face was so difficult, and he knew, he just didn’t know in which way.

“Well tough luck noona, because tomorrow we are shooting the preview and I will request you to dress me, let’s go Jongdae-yah”

“But hyung weren’t you a bit harsh on her?”

“Me Jongdae-yah? Did you hear what she said? Besides who does she thinks she is? She’s not indispensable, there are tons of other stylists”

“Well hyung yes she is indispensable, she is the best, the best outfits are always hers, you know we need her for this, besides don’t take her behaviour wrong, I think she just can’t cope with you around her” said Jongdae with a smirk “you know… she’s under the Xiumin spell”

“What? No way man, what are you implying? You think she likes me?”

“No I’m not only impliying she likes you, she’s absolutely not coping with you around, hyung… she’s completely at your mercy, she can’t look at you straight”

“What can I say Jongdae-yah, she has a point doesn’t she?”

You didn’t know if he understood the real reason of you not coping having him close, but sure today the nice guy was gone and Minseok looked extra delicious, Xiumin was the master of eyefucking, and that was what he was doing right now, you were being eyefucked by him and you had no other choice but to receive his assault and act like it’s all perfectly fine while your knees wobbled and your panties got soaked.

You had prepared the 3 grey suits and the glasses they’d be wearing, they would be acting like news anchors and you had came up with the idea of splattering random paint all over their clothes and faces.

Baekhyun was retouching his bright red hair and Jongdae was practising what he needed to say, and Minseok…

“Minseok-ssi needs you in is changing room” annouched one of the makeup artist.

“Why?”

“He said he needs you to look at his suit, it’s not the right size or something”

Oh no, this was it, the first ever real private meeting, you had been lucky not to have any of these in the past almost 5 years, you got away just fine, and now you were opening the door to his changing room his shirt wide open as he leaned on the dressing table playing with his lower lip looking at the floor, slowly at your shoes scanning your body, when he saw the hesitation in your steps he knew Jongdae was right, the simple act of meeting eyes was hard for you, you were melting right there.

“Yes Kim Minseok-ssi? You needed me?”

“I like that obedient tone, come closer, just make sure you lock the door”

“W-why?”

“Because I need to take off my pants, because guess what? You have no clue what size I wear, how long have you worked here?”

“But Minseok-ssi, your size has changed a lot, I’m sorry if-”

“Can you fucking look at my face when you address me?” alright that was blunt, and for what he knew about you you could right now walk out and let him deal with his shit by his own.

“I’m sorry that came out too harsh, I apologise noona” his voice sounding more like the Minseok everyone knew.

You were petrified, stood in front of him your eyes having difficulties blinking, the idea of a pantless Xiumin was a no no, you’ve seen all EXO K in boxers, meh… you’ve seen Minho and Taemin almost naked, they felt like your little brothers, all of them… but Kim Minseok wasn’t even near that thought, Xiumin was that tiger you couldn’t even look up straight.

Minseok came forward, his shirt swinging more giving you a clear view of them abs everyone talked about, you were the one that suggested the mesh top for him in concerts, but truth to be told you haven’t seen him wearing it or even imagined it becuase if you did you would need a slap to wake up from the idea.

“See it’s here, the front raise and the crotch area, my thighs feel too squished” he said while signalising in detail, he had no shame in pulling his zipper down “I fear if I sit the pants will rip”

Your eyes gave you up, it was just too obvious, your behaviour was worst than a fan being kidnapped by her bias idol.

“Well noona say something, this is too tight on me, period”

“I can’t”

“What do you mean you can’t? You chose these, you sew them as far as I was told, you chose the fabric… am I missing something?”

“I will get someone to help you” you said turning around to leave, stumping on your feet falling right there not taking even one step.

Minseok circled you and stood in front of you, your eyes darted up and you were met with his crotch and unzipped pants, when he made sure you looked right where he wanted you to look, he slowly offered you his hand pulling you up to his side.

“I will lock the door, because you need to help me, not anyone else” he slowly went towards the door locking it with a click, turning around his smirk definitely not innocent and not work related, he’s discovered you and he will have fun with the discovery.

“Now that we are alone, and you are actually looking at me, you don’t look that intimidating, you had poor Baekhyun telling stories about the scary stylist noona for so long… I don’t see it, all I see is someone in big trouble because we need to film this thing and I can’t seem to be able to wear my pants properly, so here I am, dress me” said Minseok his voice sexy and insinuative, arms wide open, just what you didn’t need right now.

You lifted your head and saw the detail of his eye makeup that drove you insane, this guy reinvented how eyeliner and eyeshadow should look, he didn’t look better with eye makeup, he was just as good looking without it, eye makeup should be honoured that someone made it look so good.

He lifted and eyebrow “well, do your thing noona”

“Minseok-ssi, why a-”

“No reason, I just need to get dressed”

“It’s tighter because you won’t be dancing”

“I also understood that they won’t film our lower body, so I suggest we wear sweatpants, or even better sit commando”

You swallowed thickly, suddenly your cheeks warming up your hands feeling them, trying to sound cool.

You were determined to get this done and over with, you cleared your throat and took his shirt buttoning the first button you felt how you shivered, all while Minseok titled his head right and left scanning your face.

“You are pretty noona, I like the little freckles you have around your nose”

You swallowed “thanks” you said taking his waistband at his back your face too close to his chest, his breathing heavy.

“Have you ever done this with anyone?”

“Choi Minho-ssi, Lee Taemin-ssi and Byun Baekhyun-ssi”

“Ha! I don’t feel exclusive, pity” he said while you tugged the shirt lightly feeling his roundy butt cheeks, the sinful thought of biting on those never leaving your clouded mind.

“But I guess no one made you this nervous” he coed.

“No, no one has ever made me this nervous” you admitted frankly.

“Ha! Funny tho, I wonder why?”

You kept trying to thing about anything other than the fact that your hand was too close to his crotch now.

“Why noona? You haven’t answered me”

You sighed loudly stepping away “Listen Minseok-ssi, I can’t do this”

“Minseok, just Minseok, it you want you can call me Minseok-ah”

“Alright Minseok-ah” you said emphasising in the ‘ah’ part “I cannot be of help, I will call my assistant”

“Why noona? Why am I making you nervous?” he pulled you closer at your wrists “look at me”

“I can’t look at you, I can’t stand you Minseok-ssi”

“Minseok, Minseok-ah I said, and you can’t stand me? I say otherwise, just try looking at me for a moment”

Your eyes looked straight, be was exactly your same height which made it more intimidating, his eyes right at the same level as yours, your muscles clenched when you saw him blinking slowly, the view didn’t even feel real, the colour of his eyes, that brown tone that you were sure no human being ever had, the shape, daggers right into your soul.

“You like me don’t you noona?”

Like? That wasn’t even the correct word for this, you were being abducted by his eyes, you haven’t been ever this nervous in your life, they felt like a drug, they hurt your insides but made you want to come closer wanting to feel his eyelids.

He placed your hands on his cheeks, the skin to skin contact, your fingertips feeling a burning sensation.

“You do like me, don’t you?”

You were awoken from your daydream when he chuckled, you run your hands over your face clearing your throat stepping backwards till you bumped in the door “I am sorry I can’t do this”

You went for an iced bottle of water, you fanned yourself cursing under your breath this fucker ain’t gonna jeopardise what you built in the SM empire over the years, you took off your cap tying your hair in a high ponytail to get some air going in your neck, it felt like 1000º.

You went back to the set now all 3 CBX members dressed in their very tight suits being sprayed with colourful paint randomly all over, Baekhyun looked like a puppy sprinkled with liquid, the face expressions and how surprised he got every time the liquid hit him, Jongdae was just whiny as usual, saying it was too much not in his eyes, and Minseok… he was just there standing… looking at you, like a tiger studying it’s prey, hands in pockets leaning in one leg, smirk nice and official…

After that, all 3 wore glasses and started recording their unusual preview.

Xiumin looked too good, he had that ability to eat the camera, him being at the centre made things to you, wondering how the paint would look all over his body, random thought, dirty ones, all after you felt his breath hitting your face, it was invading your mind.

When the finished they were greeted and carefully they started taking off their jackets heading for a needed shower to take off all the paint, Baekhyun and Jongdae were already loudly complaining that it wasn’t going away, while Minseok was getting closer to you as you faked being extremely busy hanging clothes in the racks.

“Noona, would you help me?”

“You don’t need help Minseok-ah”

“I like it, the informal speech… sounds sexy”

“Whatever you think you can do you are not going to do because I will not allow it”

“Repeat that looking at me”

“Minseok-ssi! You should go remove the paint in your face” exclaimed one of the supervisors.

“Yes noona here will help me, follow me noona”

God almighty, not Xiumin, this was a total nightmare.

You followed him to his changing room, he removed his shirt swiftly looking at you, he wanted to see your every reaction, and yes you were just not coping with this, if his eyes and face were a gift from the gods his body was just as sinful, how can a man be all this?

“Come over noona, help me unbutton my pants because, just they are not… see they’re stuck”

“Why are you doing this? I mean I am just wondering, are you enjoying it?”

“Yes extremely”

“Where is the decent, genuine, quiet boy that everybody thinks you are?”

“I am still that person, but you know… whit my dolls I like to be different”

“And what could a kitten possibly do to a doll?”

“There’s no kitten here noona, only a tiger”

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lost of shit officially, your soul had left your body, Kim Minseok swallowed your ability to reply.

“What do you want Minseok?”

“Take.off.my.pants.noo.na”

At this stage you didn’t know whether this was professional or not… your mind was clouded, you were too attracted to him to avoid it any longer.

Your hands slipped in the hem of his pants and…

“Look at me as you do that noona”

His eyes… they were enveloping you whole, you were no longer in planet earth you were in planet lust and desire.

“What are you thinking noona? Tell me”

“I think that you have every beautiful and dangerous eyes”

“How many of us you’ve told this to before?”

“You tell me Xiumin, how many? You think I’ve lost my shit like this before, you can basically do anything you want with me”

“Like bend you over the dresser and fuck you senseless as you look into my eyes in the mirror?”

Oh… the thought of that.

You gasped, and your hand retracted momentarily but he pulled at your wrists harshly making you bump in his chest, his nose hoovering your neck until he found just the right spot to… bite you, first contact were his teeth on your sensitive skin making you whimper.

“I like that sound noona, how about you do that as you scream my name begging for more? How rough you like it? Tell me, because I ain’t got time to go all vanilla on you”

“Minseok!” you exclaimed as his teeth were on your neck again pulling at your skin.

“How rough?”

“As rough as you want”

“Can you take it? We have work tomorrow”

“Try me”

His hands travelled unexpectedly at your breasts squeezing them harshly, pinching your nipples hard “aaah~~~”

“I’m just getting started, crying already”

“Min-”

“Meet me at this address in 2 hours, I’ll type the passcode as well" he said pulling his phone typing a message for you “it’s my apartment, I use it to unwind, and I guess it’s the perfect day to go there giving the circumstances”

You couldn’t believe what you were doing, you actually were going to do this, if anyone in SM knew you could kiss your contract goodbye and expect no other company to ever hire you, you were risking your neck… was it worth it? Of course it was, this was like your moment of glory, just the thought that you were wearing a nice red bite in your neck caused by the one and only man that made you sway ever, Kim Minseok… Xiumin, hell yes it was worth it and you were going to enjoy it.

You got out of the taxi 2 streets further, you wore a facemask and sprinted to the building, the gatekeeper was used not ask, the facemask hinted that there was going to be a visitor at the famous celebrity’s apartment that liked to have his privacy.

You heard the ‘ding’ of the elevator indicating you arrived at the 5th floor, apartment 508, you entered the code and closed the door behind you, you took off your shoes and immediately you were welcomed by the OCD clean freak apartment, it smelled manly and clean, not a spec of dust anywhere, wondering if he came to unwind here cleaning, it looked like museum clean, the white marble floors and the sleek modern furniture, everything turned you on even the grandpa-like library.

You found your way to the bedroom easily, the bed was made so perfectly that you thought this would only be achieved by ironing it after making the bed, the navy sheets, the curtains, everything was perfectly straight and clean.

Your phone rang making you lose that bit of confidence you had.

Minseok.

“Hello?”

“Are you there noona?”

“Yes…”

“Go to my en-suite bathroom, there is something I want you to wear, it’s in the countertop”

You walked to the bathroom and saw this… thing… consisting in black strings, what was it?

“What is this, how do you wear this?”

“Well noona… let me explain to you, just simply get naked and you will find your way, you don’t wear it, you just tie it around you, wear the lipstick I got you also, heavily”

“Oh…”

“I’ll be there in 10 minutes, don’t keep me waiting for too long” sounding husky and hungry.

You were in for some fun…

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A/N: I had to take these Miinnie feels out he plays dirty in my mind ^_~

Thanks for reading, part 2 will be posted soon.

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TAG MASTERPOST

I was tagged by @mochikissme (sorry it took me so long to do it)

No Hallyu Tag

10 groups/artists you like besides Kpop/liked before Kpop: (IM LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON TO ASK THESE. IF IT ISN’T KPOP, IT’S MUSICALS OR MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS RIP)

Beyonce

Ariana Grande

Adele

Christina Aguilera

Fergie

Fifth Harmony

High School Musical Cast

Hairspray Cast

Into The Woods Cast

JoJo

10 favorite non-kpop songs:

Into You- Ariana Grande (The whole Dangerous Woman album tbh)

All I Ask- Adele

Bootylicious- Destin’y Child

Look But Don’t Touch- Serayah

Fergalicious- Fergie

Step Up- The Cheetah Girls (DONT JUDGE ME)

Can I Have This Dance- Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efrom

Yoga- Janelle Monae and Jidenna

Too Little, Too Late- JoJo

Heartburn- NLT

10 favorite movies:

ALL THREE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS

Hairspray (The one with Zac Efron)

Bratz

Johnson Family Vacation

She’s The Man

The Lorax

Horton Hears A Who

Into The Woods

The Cat in The Hat

Mean Girls

10 favorite tv shows, including anime & cartoons:

Friends

The Office

Ouran Host Club

Haikyuu!

Kuroko no Baske

Bob’s Burgers

Working!

Modern Family

Black-ish

American Housewife

10 favorite manga/comics:

I don’t read Manga or Comics

10 things you enjoyed before kpop/enjoy besides kpop, that won’t fit in the lists above:

Baking/ Cooking

Singing

Reading

Photography

Hair/Make-up Tutorials

THE SIMS 4 OMG (my best friend got me HOOKED)

Watching Movies

Hanging out with my friends (since college, we spend majority of the year away from each other, and during the summers we all work so time together is precious)

Watching TV

Crafting

Ten Tag

last movie you watched: High School Musical 2 (but let’s be honest, I performed that movie)

last song you listened to: HER- Block B (it’s playing rn lol)

last show you watched: Mr. Young (it’s on Netflix and I really just play it as background noise when I sleep lol)

last book you read?: Last Year’s Mistake

last thing you ate?: Cheddar Blasted Goldfish

if you could be anywhere in the world right now where would you be: Wherever my husband Namjoon is

when would you time travel to: The world has been fucked up, so I’d just stay here. The past was shit and I’m scared for the future of my country.

first thing you would do with lottery money: BUY A CAR OMG. Not even a fancy one either, I want the Nissan Murano

character you would hang out with for a day? I don’t think I have one :/

time right now: 5:39 pm

first letter of your name tag

What is your name? - Caitlyn

A four letter word? - cool

A boy’s name? - Caiden

An occupation? - Chef

Something you wear? - Clothes lololol

A color? - cerulean

A food? - corn

Something you find in the bathroom? - cold water

A place? - College aka DEATH

A reason for being late? - couldn’t find the keys

Something you shout? - CAN YOU STOP (me @ bangtan)

A movie title? - Clueless

Something you drink? - Cola

An animal? - cat

A type of car? - carolla

Title of a song? - Can’t by GOT7

fave kpop songs of 2016

Blood, Sweat, and Tears by BTS

Fire by BTS

Hard Carry by GOT7

Boombayah by BlackPink

I’m Jelly Baby by AOA Cream

Boom Boom by Seventeen

Highlight by Seventeen

Lie by BTS Jimin

Begin by BTS Jungkook

Reflection by my husband BTS Rap Monster

MAMA by my second husband BTS J-Hope

Stigma by BTS V aka Kim Taehyung

Awake by BTS Jin

First Love by BTS Suga

Monster by EXO

Lucky One by EXO

Hey Mama! by EXO- CBX

1 of 1 by SHINee

Prove It by GOT7

Rewind by GOT7

Honeybee by Hani, Solar, and Luna

Firetruck by NCT 127

The 7th Sence by NCT U

I’m gonna stop here cause this could LITERALLY go on forever.

url tag (kpop edition)

o- Oh!: SNSD (Girl’s Generation)

v- Very Very Very: IOI

e- Embarrassed: BTS

r- Russian Roulette: Red Velvet

t- TT: Twice

h- Hard Carry: GOT7

e- Expectation: Seventeen

m- Monster: EXO

o- Outro: Wings: BTS

o- OMGT: Madtown

n- Not Today: BTS

j- Jam Jam: Seventeen

o- Only You: Miss A

o- One Of These Nights: Red Velvet

n- No More Dream: BTS

kpop tag

who was your first female bias? - Sunny (SNSD)

who was your first male bias? - Namjoon (BTS)

who are your current biases? (other than the ones above) - Hoseok, Minseok, Kyungsoo, Minho, Kibum, GOT7(nope, still can’t choose one), Hoshi, Heechul, Momo, Wonho, Jooheon, Hyungwon, etc.

in the entire kpop industry who is closest to your ideal type? - KIM “automatic dick” Namjoon

have you ever attended any kpop concert/fan meeting/fansign? - no TT

if yes, which group/artist? how was the experience? - N/A :/

which group/artist would you like to see live? - BTS, GOT7, Monsta X, Seventeen, Twice, Block B, SHINee, SNSD, EXO, etc.

how did you get into kpop? - I saw IGAB years ago and liked it but then it left my brain and then a friend on Snapchat posted herself rapping Hoseok’s part in Boy in Luv and I was curious, fell in love with Namjoon and I’ve been sucked down the rabbit hole since.

who are your otps? - ALL OF THEM. I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING. I SHIP EVERYTHING (except minors and my children)

when did u start to ship them? - Idk, it just happened

what is your favorite fanfic genre? - I don’t have a specific genre, but I only read Kiwi’s fics and I love all her writing (PS, you should check her out here)

what is your favorite music genre? - I like romantic songs, or rnb, or pop, or just whatever catches my fancy.

five things tag

5 things you’ll find in my bag

Lip balm

Wallet

Candy (of some sort, my friends enjoy that part)

Keys

Portable charger

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom

A shit ton of electronics

glitter

pillows

Paint

Books (OMG THE BOOKS)

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in my life

Travel overseas

Go on a Girl’s Trip

Have a “Treat Yo Self” Day

Go to a concert

Meet a Celebrity I actually like

5 things I’m currently into

Kpop

Kdrama

Photography

Crafting

Make-up

5 things on my to-do list:

Finish all the work for March in my online class

Organize my attire for Spring Break

My Korean Lessons

Idk lolol

5 things people may not know about me:

I care for friendship more than anything because friends are people who choose to be in your life so I appreciate my friends above anything.

I’m really shy and awkward but I’m super fun and chill once I get used to someone.

Sometime’s I don’t reply in groupchats not because I don’t want to, but because the service in my dorm is literally the shittiest so I don’t get things until late if I’m in my room (which is where I am 90% of the time) and I feel really bad or sometimes I’m sleep or in class (where I can’t be on my phone)

I like learning new things and trying new things, so I’m open to most things (unless I’m allergic)

I love musicals, like, ALOT

random k-pop

rules: go to this website: www.random.org/lists/ and pick 15 of your bias/faves.

mum/dad: Taehyung

sibling: Jackson

grandma/grandad: Yoongi

haunts you: Minseok

boyfriend/girlfriend: Hoseok (DEAR LORD IM IN HEAVEN)

your ex: Jin

your bestfriend: Jooheon

proposed to you: Namjoon (BLESS YES)

your boss: Kibum

random person you meet at a bar: Momo

rival: Sunny

first kiss: Jimin

drunk and singing karaoke: Jungkook

played 7 minutes in heaven with: Wonho

gave you your favourite dessert: Minho

This was long but I enjoyed it.

Idk who to tag, so if you see this and we’re mutuals....TAG YOU’RE IT!!

#this was really long lol #i didn't feel like tagging anyone so im tagging everyone

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