WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!!!

+Bonus gif💖💘

It's literally them.

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

araceli get tf out of here 😭 you look like a damn flight attendant…braces as an adult…come on now girl

(i’m just kidding guys i’m not that rude)

Oh I get it now. Lucy’s color being blue in the show despite wearing mostly black in the books might be because of the sapphire.

I THOUGHT to hard abt fig smiling n laughing.

this is an oc of mine i created long ago, originaly she was just a cookie run oc but i think she is much more then that now

her name is melissa heartbreaker :3

Theory time because I can’t sleep:

Rayla is getting stabbed this season by possessed Callum. Yes, some fanfics have featured this but because it makes all the sense.

Rayllum’s foreshadowing with the possesion, Rayla refusing to kill him even if it hurts her, Aaron saying there would be stabbing, Callum being called “Lord Stabbington” and “Stab-Prince” by Soren in the first episode…

So why Rayla? Why not Bait? Because it makes the most sense you baby, you dummy:

Their relationship is still in mending so she getting hurt just to save him out of the possesion would be super proof of her love for him, basically she will be his guiding star.

She’s the one that killed Virgen and the special person of Aaravos' favourite toy… wouldn’t be weird if she uses Callum to hurt her.

There’s a spoiler that said Ezran and Callum found ruins, why isn’t Rayla there? cause she’s hurt!

She has the tendency of almost dying or attracting disasters.

(There are more things but I don't want this to turn super long).

Also, it will be happening on her birthday. Why? juicy

The one thing I'll never recover from after Deflagration is that Adrien basically confirmed that for a while he thought Marinette is a whore

people need to be more comfortable expressing love and affection with friends

why do you guys always side w @hangespublicist this is unfair and i am currently withholding nerd hange smut until i get an apology from flor herself or else

A very quick doodle of limited life Pearl :D

If there's something @friccafracc has taught me is that I need to be more unhinged about my tmasona. Her name isn't Parker but she goes by that, being web aligned and all.

Bonus messy sketch of Parker giving Strandy dubious advice.

Joe heatedly kissing a fan mid-song in 2006

(EARRAPE WARNING ON THE VIDEO)

You will get your flowers soon tianamiles i speak it in existence

am getting a lot of character inspo for shri’iia from amy gone girl. I don’t think she’s as smart nor calculated but she is similar to some degree in that she’s hyper aware of the current persona she’s presenting and how she’s appealing to the people. the masks and the mjndgames, that’s basically how shri’iia operated while she was still serving under her matriarch in menzoberranzan. she needed to play the roles the matriarch required of her and it was only when she was with her matriarch that she can be ‘Real Shri’iia’, and that’s how I imagined shri’iia to be esp in act 1 when she is so new and scared in the surface. she needed to work out who these people are (her companions) and what they liked, so her first persona - her blank one - the charming helpful paladin who got tadpoled and wants to go back home just like the rest of them (which was half true). she didn’t really argue and she generally agreed to what the group wanted. she was helpful and co-operative, ask her about her past and she will tell you something bland and generic- interesting enough to be ooh-ing about but not too interesting that they’ll delve deeper into it. then, when she got to know them a little more, she started crafting little personas adjacent to her first one ; she’s the girl who’s curious about magic but never had the chance to learn with gale, she’s a cool girl who likes mischief as debauchery with astarion, she’s the one who likes to take risks and live in the moment with karlach, the knight in silver armor who’s willing to help the tieflings with wyll, a disciplined fighter with lae’zel, someone who understands the depths of devotion with shadowheart - but none are really her, not really. ofc her own personality might slip in here and there but for the most part she’s appealing to them and what they’d like her to be but none of it is really genuine. shri’iia just needs to be on their good side to minimise the chances of them turning on her, and if they let her guard down it’ll be easier for her to get rid of them should the need arise. taking up all these different masks, collecting all these intel abt them to be used for later, slithering and making a place in their minds - it’s really how she operated back in menzoberranzan. I think the only one who catches on to her game is astarion but that’s bc he’s doing the same thing too, so it’s very game recognises game lmfao

it’s only when she breaks her oath and goes through her existential crisis that all of her masks drop and her real self comes out. she was never that kind of person lmfao ^, she’s greedy, selfish, paranoid and rather obsessive. she doesn’t care about a lot of things that doesn’t concern her, she has a cruel streak that she hasn’t shown before, and she hates doing anything that won’t really benefit her. but she’s fiercely loyal to anyone she likes, like a dog. and severely she craves validation and approval - also like a dog.