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drathe · 1 month

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fallen from grace

ex banite eni

#my art #dnd #dungeons and dragons #star elf #bane #nsft #eneathrae #shes a bitch

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thekingofspin · 7 months

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my favourite ghosts episode is the bone plot.

it makes me sob every single time.

humphreys story is so tragic, he tried so hard to make his wife happy and nothing he did was good enough.

he spent his life alone barely able to speak to his wife and now he's dead bc he can't move around with the other ghosts he's still alone. still barely talks to anyone.

people only ever go to him if they want something. just like his wife.

HUMPHREY DESERVES SO MUCH MORE.

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sinsofsinister · 7 months

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ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ • ʙᴀʀᴅ ; ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ᴏғ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀs • ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴇᴠɪʟ

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 cc #tieflings #c: mine #mine: bg3 #idk when ill play her #but shes gonna romance minthara and make everyone worse #shes also a swords bard in game #but it works out #bc the way whispers works is you lie abt ur college #to cause problems on purpose #connie is another dnd pc i have #shes based on the devil went down to georgia so she has a gold violin #and regularly kills people who challenge her #shes a bitch #who loves nothing but money and murder #i love her

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thedomesticanthropologist · 5 months

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Mira, Cleric of Ilmater

"Does it serve the broken God to carry your backpack for you? Yes. To take the burdens of others? Yes. Will I? No.

My compassion has teeth."

Mira and Gale got into an argument about Mystra. She has high points in Religion and knows EXACTLY what the goddess of magic does to her talented little boys

So she serves a god of martyrdom and compassion, and many clerics of this God unknown for doing things like giving up their last meals to feed the hungry, taking the clothes off the back to close the needy, giving away their last time in order to provide it to those who have no money-

Gale approached her expecting this.

He found instead of woman who was no acolyte but was gifted all of her Divine powers in one moment after a prayer that she screamed out in the worst day of her life.

He found instead a woman who is beyond practical who looks every moment straight in the eye and who serves a higher type of compassion then the basic easy types that you would find from those who do not look too closely at others.

She identified the source of his Sufferings. And at like one who cries an arrow from a wound without numbing it first, speaks her mind directly to the wizard.

"how old were you when she got her nails into you? Let me guess, somewhere between 10 and 12 right? "

"I was a prodigy and she noticed me this was a gift from my goddess do not twist it"

"and you know you are not the first? Not the 100th? You know that certain societies hides their special wizard boys until they are over the age of 18 because at that point your precious goddess loses interest?"

"fuck. You."

"Like she did? She did, didn't she? She fucked you."

"you know NOTHING of my relationship with-"

"and how long was it since she fucked you that she abandoned you completely? she has hasn't she? You would not be so defensive if you were still in her arms."

"I will not stand for this slander, mira. "

"you do not have to. But if you cannot find anything incorrect and what I am saying then you can take your ass to your tent and think about it. You do not have to like me and you do not have to listen to me but I dare you to find any evidence that I am wrong."

"you ARE wrong."

"I wish I were."

#shes a bitch #she wields the truth like a mace to the face #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #grooming #mystra #cleric of ilmater #mira the cleric #tales of mira

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misssclumsy · 1 year

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She's 10 but she sleeps 11 hours then she's 12

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fics-n-stuff · 1 year

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I just got fired from my job so get ready for some fics coz I've got some drafts and that's all I'll be doing now

#it was a wrongful dismissal and i hate the business owner #shes a bitch #but anyway #more time and energy for fic writing now #ive got a couple drafts for #jj maybank x reader #hoping to get something done for #kaz brekker x reader #maybe even a little bit of #steddie fanfiction #we'll see

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skateisawesome · 21 days

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i swear to god i hate my sister more that i hate myself.

and the things she does are so minor and so irritating that it actually makes me violent. i have issues with anger and overreacting and she knows that and yet she does it all so intentionally with a little smirk on her fugly face. i fucking hate her.

we get along for five goddamn minutes and she is incapable of not ruining it. i hate her.

i fucking hate her.

i wish we weren't sisters so i wouldn't ever have to look at her fucking face ever again, that selfish, ugly bitch.