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bisexualgoth · 11 months

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santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this

#santa clarita diet #ill never forget you baby....#drew barrymore #timothy olyphant #sheila hammond #joel hammond #444 #scd #*100 #*1k #*5k

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juliawvicker · 3 months

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#santa clarita diet #scdedit #tvedit #cinematv #filmandtv #filmtvcentral #televisiongifs #smallscreensource #userthing #dailyflicks #joel hammond #sheila hammond #mine

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grammatically-incoherent · 8 months

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[random scd scenes 13/??]

"I was confused. You asked me if I was a pretty good dancer, which I’m not. I’m an outstanding dancer."

#I LOVE HIM #scdgifs #timothyolyphant #irrolyphant #usermima #scd #scdrandom #ohheycool #the way she looks at him #fucking cutest #joel hammond #sheila hammond #Anne #natalie morales #timothy olyphant #drew barrymore #santa clarita diet #250

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lvcygraybaird · 1 year

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I need to tell you something. Yes? I love you. I have loved you since we carved our initials in that picnic bench. I've loved you for the 19 years we've been married, and I'll love you for however long we have together. So... you be whoever you need to be. Just because something's changed doesn't mean it's not still beautiful.

#santa clarita diet #scdedit #santaclaritadietedit #netflixedit #tvfilmdaily #Joel x sheila #joel hammond #sheila hammond #mygifsets #mygifs #myedits #scd

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lady-of-the-spirit · 10 months

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Joel Hammond, not a cannibal, made his wife a spaghetti and meatballs dish made entirely from human meat despite vomiting twice and the risk of ruining their pasta maker. Hannigram wishes they had what the Hammonds do.

#i've never watched hannibal but i think 'will makes hannibal a cannibal safe meal' would be something i heard about on here #for legal purposes this is a joke #santa clarita diet #joel hammond #sheila hammond #tw vomit mention #i'm saying stuff

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susiephone · 1 year

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We are gonna get that listing.

santa clarita diet, 3.02 - “knighttime”

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the-feral-gremlin · 9 months

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(Yes I’m aware that sheila technically can’t eat anything other than flesh but still)

#abby hammond #sheila hammond #joel hammond #santa clarita diet #Santa Clarita diet textpost

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laszlo-writes · 1 year

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I truly believe one of the great tragedies of our time in terms of Netflix Cancellations was Santa Clarita Diet.

I miss that silly little zom-com like a family member.

#santa clarita diet #joel hammond #sheila hammond #Joel and Sheila #your honor are they looking for a third #Netflix #SCDiet #laz talks

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madeofbees · 8 months

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#the office #santa clarita diet #nbc hannibal #Hannibal #hannibal lecter #joel hammond #sheila hammond #hannigram #will Graham #spot the difference #the office memes #hannigram memes #hannibal memes #pam beesly #find the difference

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cc-tinslebee · 1 year

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the urge to just write a series of one shots of an absolutely batshit insane, completely not plausible “what if they survived” scenarios for the Ghostfaces is so strong

exclusively for:

Billy and Stu living peacefully with their hoards of dogs in Lakewood before the events of MTV Scream

Mickey and his undead wife, Casey Becker (that’s right! Santa Clarita Diet reference because I’m batshit insane when it comes to aus and actor extended universes!)

I have no idea what I’d do for the other Ghostfaces, but I am totally up for suggestions. I’m definitely writing those first two, it’s just a matter of whether or not I’m making it a whole thing

#scream #billy loomis #stu macher #casey becker #mickey altieri #stuilly #stu x billy #billy x stu #santa clarita diet #sheila hammond #joel hammond #scream au #jill roberts #roman bridger #amber freeman #richie kirsch

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yourfaveisafearavatar · 2 months

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Sheila Hammond from Santa Clarita Diet is an Avatar of the Flesh.

#sheila hammond #santa clarita diet #the magnus archives #tma #tma headcanons #avatar of the flesh

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grammatically-incoherent · 9 months

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1.03 we can kill people → [random scd scenes 8//??] sheila: i leave you for five fucking minutes and you bond with my dinner? joel: we had a lot in common. sheila: yeah, you're both high.

#olyphantgifs #timothyolyphant #irrolyphant #santa clarita diet #scdedit #timothy olyphant #joel hammond #santaclaritaedit #sheila hammond #drew barrymore #ohheycool

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lvcygraybaird · 2 years

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SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017-2019)

#the looks sheila gives him GSDFNKSFKNS #santa clarita diet #santaclaritadietedit #scd #joel hammond #sheila hammond #joel x sheila #parallels #1x02 #2x03 #2x06 #2x07 #2x09 #3x01 #3x02 #3x09 #mygifs #mygifsets #myedits

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irrolyphant · 10 months

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THE HAMMONDS — Santa Clarita Diet

#timothy olyphant #drew barrymore #santa clarita diet #joel hammond #sheila hammond #[.]#[mine]#[joel]

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variousqueerthings · 11 months

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mike cooper 🤝joel hammond

discovering that something supernatural and horrifying is happening with their wives and doubling down on being a wifeguy in order to support them, even though they cannot comprehend the changes that are affecting said wives

#ghosts bbc #santa clarita diet #bbc ghosts #mike cooper #joel hammond #alison cooper #sheila hammond #is your wife eating flesh? does she see ghosts? what are you complaining about -- you love her don't you???

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susiephone · 2 years

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Ok but a crossover between Santa Clarita Diet and Addams Family.

The seemingly most whitebread, normie couple in America moves in next door to the Addamses and their mansion of horrors.

Gamez and Morticia are friendly as always if a little confused by all the pastels and realtor signs. Joel and Sheila bring cookies and introduce themselves and try not to gawk at Lurch. Gomez invites them in, insisting they must meet his darling wife, and Joel, my boy, have you blown up a model train recently? It'll relieve all that tension in your shoulders! and Abby is absolutely intrigued and delighted by the bear rug and the disembodied hand and the daughter with the headless doll. Sheila has no idea what to talk about with Morticia so she rambles about how Morticia needs to tell her where she got that dress, and about how great their kids are.

Both couples walk away from the interaction thinking, "Well, they seem nice, but aren't they a little odd?" It's a pleasant if somewhat weird afternoon for the Hammonds and the Addamses.

Then, one day while all the kids are at school, Gomez and Morticia hear shrieking from the Hammonds' house. Not wanting to miss the fun, they rush over...

...and find the kitchen absolutely coated in blood, Sheila standing over a half-devoured corpse with more blood smeared around her mouth, and Joel already getting the mop out of the closet.

Joel and Sheila hear the door open and know they are screwed. There is no way they can say this isn't what it looks like, and, oh, God, they don't want to kill their new neighbors, living room guillotine aside they seem like really good people and Sheila was going to invite them to her book club-

And then they look over at Gomez and Morticia, and see two of the happiest, most delighted smiles in the world.

Boom.

Instant best friends.

#the addams family #santa clarita diet #joel hammond #sheila hammond #gomez addams #morticia addams

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