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did anyone else just feel 8 years of fandom papyrus growth shatter into a million pieces and fall into the void
#something something “you have misinterpreted the character in exactly the way they wanted you to”#saw somebody say verbatim “i dont think he has ever been unhappy for more than like 5 minutes” COME HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU#A FEW PPL SAY IT'S BECAUSE HE COPES BEST WITH BEING THE MONARCH????? HELLO??????????????#anyway if i could change my choice it would be undyne actually. passion does not amount to anger issues I Will Kill You#melting herself to stop you isn't faulty loyalty to asgore SHE IS STOPPING YOU FROM KILLING PEOPLE#girl's worst traits is that she thinks anime is real and humans are evil. and you change her mind on the last one by burning her house down#she's fucking chilling idc#is papyrus mentally stable when he starts quoting shakespeare immediately after getting decapitated#personally i think stable individuals would be a tad more serious about their own deaths but maybe thats just me#i am ripping shit apart with my teeth rn sorry
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so it turns out it was actually never that serious
#the exam literally went fine what the fuck just happened i feel like i just hallucinated that#like im not one of those people that go 'omg i did soooo badly :(' just to come out with top grades if i say it's going to shit#then it's becuase i genuinely wholeheartedly believe it#and my headspace before this exam was the worst it's been in MONTHS like i havent felt that bad for an exam since first year#and i sat down opened the paper and. remembered everything. like i literally just Knew the answers#im not saying ive passed bc am i fuck about to jinx it and i was still riding mainly blind bc i have NO idea where that knowledge came from#but at the very least there was a 35 marker that i KNOW i aced like i could picture the exact lecture slides it wanted me to discuss#and i had all of them memorised so at the very least ive got like. 30 marks. which is enough for me to pass the module#bc this exam is only weighted 75% and with my marks from the other 25% i only needed like 20 marks to pass this exam#which... makes it even more embarrassing that i failed it the first time but whatever!!!!#oh my god im so glad that's done im so happy IM FREE#just been in the kitchen dancing around to my little tunes and texting my friends <3#im meeting up with one of them when she gets off work at 5 and we're going for drinks#so ive got until then to nap and chill and then ill go to the shop and get us some food and wine#and she's gonna come here for a bit & then we'll go. like actually look at me. im having people over at MY HOUSE im going out to buy us WIN#im literally a functioning adult living independently who IS she a misty memory#alas i do only have £23 in my account so this is gonna be such a slay seeing how i make that stretch for a night out#i acc could budget for england when it comes to alcohol i think like the way i manage to have a good funky time with MINIMAL funds#is downright impressive. it's a skill idc what you say#hella goes to uni
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zelda's voice and tone when she says "link ... protect them all!" as she turns into a dragon is just so visceral and gut-wrenching and desperate like AAAAAAAAAHHGSSGHSDFFUUUCKKK ?.!.!,,.?€[<]
#i get chills running down my entire body every time i watch that scene#the lengths she and link would go to protect each other even in different timelines is crazy#like ?? shut the fuck UP and listen#if that ain't true love that idk what is#yes i'm a filthy zelink stan eat my ass and die idc#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#loz#totk#zelda#brie babbles
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took a bunch of clothes to my mom's to wash them since my washing machine is still down and she said 'ill do it dw about it' and threw my favourite white top in with the colours. i no longer have a favourite white top :)
#and i cant even be mad at her because her husband is dead#lol and lmao#anyway the top is now the ugliest greyish minty colour and it looks horrible#normally i wouldnt mind. like there were two white tops and the other also got dyed and idc#but this one had a more unique idc shape? whatever you call that. and it was one of the very few crop tops#that really made me feel good about my body. like not even 'ok i guess i dont look like something that crawled out of a garbage bin'#but genuinely 'good'#and it feels so stupid to be this upset over such a small thing but i feel like ive been at the very limit for the last few days#with everyone fucking crying around me#that this genuinely feels like a tragedy to me rn lol#anyway im being nice and i keep saying its no big deal and nvm but ig you can see that im upset#so now SHE'S mad that I'M mad even tho im not even being a bitch about it im just Sad lol#kms#anyway i feel like shit and it all feels so overwhelming and to think that ill have to spend the long weekend in may here too#my dad and his gf will be at my place in wrocław going to concerts cause there's some sort of festival#all my friends will be chilling and having fun#and i cant even go to prague or vice versa because ill have to be here. having the time of my life with my mother and my grandpa#losing my mind and getting panick attacks in the bathroom lol
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Zoey is the one you'd rip to pieces but not the guy who potentially spends the entire passing obsessing over her?? Interesting. Very interesting that ZOEY is the "problem" and not the guy obsessing over her. Ellis shows interest in Zoey, but you want Zoey to stay away from him?? I see
Surely this isn't a result of an inherent bias against women who "get in the way" of your gay ship or queer Ellis headcanons?? Surely you don't see Zoey as "competition"?? I sure hope that's the case
#idc if im looking into it too much#they better not be a fucking n/llis shipper#rlly out here pitting a 19 yr old against a 35 yr old man for some loser who thinks the mona lisa is a statue 😭#and shitting on her bc one of the men in your yoai likes her#cmon now#its a shame i was about to rb the art piece then i saw that tag#tbh even if the poster doesnt like n/llis its still weird that theyre pointing at zoey as the one who 'needs to stay away from ellis'#and not the other way around#given she doesnt show nearly as much interest in him as he does her#if anything you SHOULD be ripping ellis to pieces since hes the one interested#and dont be going on about some whole 'being with her makes him straight' biphobic ass bullshit#update: the poster does/did in fact ship n/llis#istg ppl who ship n/llis are either very chill or the most misogynistic annoying motherfuckers in the way that only fandom mfs can be
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Mia: What's yours?
Zoe: Well... One day I told my mom and dad "I like girls". They only response was " Who doesn't?".
Mia: Oh.
Zoe: Yeah... My mom later realized, that she was probably supposed to say more than that and we had a nice chat. But after that we pretty much never brought it up again.
I'm a believer of the idea that Jack would be like "Okay." and never bring it up again. Like man is more worried about Lucas being a shut in than who his daughter wants to date.
Marguerite would wanna talk about it only because I don't think she'd understand what being bi or gay is. She might be a little weird about it but would ultimately be like "Well as long as you're happy I suppose." and then they never talk about it again.
Lucas def called Zoe slurs, though.
Meanwhile Mia's like "My mom made me pray for my soul and they never called me the right things. But my dad was supportive of the bi thing as long as I never brought it up, so I guess that's kind of a win?"
#marguerite gives me ''supportive but awkward about it'' vibes#didn't make her love zoe any less though#asks#anons#firm believer of ''mia grew up in an incredibly christian/conservative small texas town where she would have been shafted''#then she went to college and met ethan and things got better#which brings me to my next thought of mia being nervous as fuck to tell zoe she was in anyway queer#and zoe being like ''bro chill i like tiddies and use all pronouns idc''
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everyone's all "hey kris what about possession" "hey kris what's up with the heart thing" "hey kris do you hate being a heart on a chain your whole life." nobody is ever asking normal questions like oh what kind of video games do you like to play? what music do you like? what are your opinions on major felonies? fake fans smh
minecrap and smashing brothers. i also watch noelle play fnaf sometimes
any music that makes me wanna explode
i like em
#she knows the lore better than me. who the FUCK is charlie#but also idc about the possession questions it’s chill. it’s whatever#i’m sure as shit not telling people irl about it so might as well talk about it here
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OH GETTING NEW TATTOO NEXT WEEK
#i forgor#i have had such a long fucking day like bad event but family time so nice to people but not nice timing if u get what im sayinh#also the minute i sat down next to my mum she poked my new bats stick n poke and was lik3 whend u get that then thjnk i wojldnt notice#lmao idc if she sees my tattoos shes like mostly chill eith them but i did lie straight to her face about getting it done professionally
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Neighborhood getting filled up with my children 😭
#luly talks#fucking child of mine walking psst my house all chill#i also ran into one of them at the museum#trying to reach 100#in fact i maybe will stop for a bit bc idk if i wanna have 100+ kids...#haha jk idc ms. darling just became an adult im not skipping on having a kid w her 🤣#savannah too and i know she's aroace but that's irrelevant w wicked whims 😎
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i have something to say:
vegetarian jack
#cope posting bc i had meat in my mouth (not dirty) for the first time in like ten years bc the quiche for the vegetarians was indeed#not vegetarian#(spat it out immediately cause that shit tasted not right) (if i had actually eaten it i would be.... not okay to say the least)#i really dont want to be an annoying overdramatic vegetarian like it would so much easier if i just felt chill about meat but i dont#and that shit is upsetting#screams#had a great time later though so#angelrot#in 4x18 when dean orders a tofu burger and the waiter comes over and says she accidentally gave him one with meat#after he already started eating it... that shit stresses me out even though i know dean isnt a vegetarian and is okay with eating meat#same about the time in 15x4 where dean lies to sam about the bacon being vegetarian... really not cool idc thats fucked up#vegetarian!jack#posting about spn to cope as any healthy adult would
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HI I LOVED UR HYPERSEXUAL FEM READER HEADCANONS UR WRITING IS SO GOOD
Soo I'm here to request the vees (mainly vox but idc) x hypersexual Fem reader pleasee 😭🙏
if not that's okay and I hope you have a nice day/night!! feel free to delete this lol
-xoxo, Ari
THANK YOU <3333 i love the vees and ive been looking for an excuse to write them so this is perfect
vees with hypersexul reader
going with the same scenario as last time- you've just finished a round and (char) is spent but you're already ready to go again
《— vox —》
■ he seems like a 2 rounds kinda guy so after that second round and yall are just laying there he is SPENT
■ so when you roll over to lay on his chest like "one more time?" with a little smile on your face, as if yall did not just violently fuck it takes him a moment
■ he's spent, so spent. but he really wants to please you
■ he'd get used to it tbh. like he's mentally prepared everytime now but maybe sometimes he can do a round 3
■ he'd resort to toys i think, only the best for his girl <3
■ there's also something he loves about getting to hold you and watch you writhe in pleasure and he just gets to watch
■ he'd always take your preferences into mind with toys too. like if you want smth specific he's got it for you
■ i feel like he might prefer if yall are spent at the same time so the foreplay goes CRAZY
■ like it's not just foreplay it's actual rounds of getting you to cum before the main event yk
■ or sometimes he'll just ask if it'd be okay to be done for the night when he is
■ he doesn't mind either way but he'd definitely want to communicate about it
■ so yeah it might take him a little bit to adjust bit he'd be just fine!
《— valentino —》
■ okay let's be real this man fucks A LOT so he can probably do like. 3 or 4 lengthy rounds before he's tapped out
■ it's making me giggle about it but like okay val is a kinky guy, and like especially if the first time yall do anything it's a little bit rougher he is SHOCKED when you're down for more
■ he's prly into something like overstim where normally you kinda gotta reel from it after so when he's done and it takes you like. a minute or two to be like "do you wanna do it again?" he judt looks down at you so confused
■ he takes a moment, blinking. he'd definitely ask if you're kidding or smth and then finding out you're not he has to take a moment
■ like, he finds it fucking awesome but jesus christ he's finally met hsi match
■ he might use toys on you or go down on you, depends how he's feeling tbh
■ i think he'd lean towards going down on you, idk he just seems like he'd be a bit of a munch.
■ and if you're okay with it when yall fuck in the future he's constantly just seeing how far you can go before you're spent
■ long story short he's totally chill abt it when he gets used to it and thinks it's fucking great
《— velvette —》
■ okay im literally giggling and kicking my feet while typing this
■ she seems like a 2 or 3 round kind of gal
■ idk femxfem sex doesn't really go in rounds ime but like. yk.
■ so after she's spent, she's like so ready to cuddle up and sleep. but then you're caressing her cheek, nuzzling into her neck. "again?" you murmur and she has to take a moment
■ cause like, she's just super surprised you're still ready for another.
■ she'd ask the most questions abt it. like she'd want to just know more so she can support you better
■ she'd go down on you tho! anytime! she definitely has toys but she seems like the type to be more inclined to eat you out
■ if she gets tired of that she'd use a toy on you. but she stays engaged the whole time, super attentive.
■ she's a service switch so like getting to keep you pleased like this makes her feel good and she doesn't mind at all
■ once again, all of them would embrace it and they do not mind at all!
■ if you guys with the poly hc for the vees i think it just makes it so much better for them to know it's really hard to burn you out
■ i loved this request ty <3
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Helluva Boss Characters Reacting to You Asking for a Hug
Tbh this series is just for my own enjoyment at this point lmao
I’m so normal about them, I swear.
BLITZØ
Honestly, it depends on what type of relationship you have with him
Familial relationship? Best BELIEVE he’s coddling the shit outta you rn
^ def a cheek pincher
“Hey sweetie? Do you need me ta fuck someone up for ya?”
But if y’all are platonic, or SATAN FORBID
R O M A N T I C ?
Ur not getting Shit
Well, until you start crying
“You’re a fuckin’ baby, you know that?”
Very casual hugs
Always sits his chin on you
Will complain the entire time
But you both know he loves you
LOONA
“Oh shit, you good?”
She’s blunt, not heartless
Honestly pretty touched that you asked for a hug instead of just going for one
Like her adoptive dad, very casual hugs
Usually just slings an arm over your shoulders
Won’t talk to you about it
Y’all just sit in comforting silence
Don’t let anyone point out that she’s letting you touch her
Will get v flustered
Depending on how you both feel - may let you play with her hair to self regulate
MILLIE
“Sure thing, hun!”
Doesn’t matter who you are, or why you need a hug, she’ll take it
Physical affection is her top love language idc
Squeezes super super tight
Like, you can barely breathe
Gushes over how sweet you are
Will probs pepper your face in kisses too (doesn’t matter what ur relationship with her is)
((Millie is a strong believer in non-romantic kisses, she told me herself))
Will probs ask Moxxie to bring y’all a drink
MOXXIE
“Uhh, you sure you want a hug from me?”
Yes babe I’m sure
Doesn’t think he’s the best one to be comforting you - will palm you off to Millie if he can
But will be offended if anyone else says he can’t look after you
^^ Gets all huffy about it
Distraction is his new best friend
Will tell you a mixture of stories and fun facts to try and make you feel better
Will also make you a hot drink
If you want to, will talk out your feelings with you
STOLAS
Babes just blinks for a hot minute as your words register with him
Has the softest smile
“Of course, dearest. Come here.”
A hug isn’t enough for him, you’re in for a full blown cuddle sesh now
Likes the feeling of having you fully wrapped up in his arms
Forehead kisses. Forehead Kisses.
Will sometimes swaddle you in blankets like a literal baby
Hums softly for you
Tries to ask what’s wrong, will def push the subject
He just wants to fix it, okay?
Will just,,, smother you in affection until you’re okay
And then some
OCTAVIA
Judgemental eyebrow raise.
Judgy, judgy girl
Y’all gotta be CLOSE for her to hug
((But not really, she’s so touch starved its not funny, but we don’t talk about that-))
Long, comforting hugs
If u end up crying, will fix your makeup for you
Don’t mention it though
Like, literally don’t mention it or it won’t happen again
She probs just breathes a sigh of relief when y’all hugs
Holds on a little too tight, for a little too long
If you ask first, she’ll start coming to you for hugs now too
FIZZAROLLI
Baby. Baby, baby man.
Will wrap his arms around you several times over
Another really tight hugger
You had shit to do?
Sike, not anymore
Now you’re spending all day with Fizz
Your fault, you started it by asking for a hug
Is super worried about you, but tries to play it down
Will do stupid shit just to see you laugh
Will ALSO flirt with you until you can’t stand it anymore
ASMODEUS
Immediately concerned, does not try to hide it
Much like his bf, cancels all plans for today
Y’all are gonna be chilling in bed and cuddling now
Just kinda,,, scoops you up?
Definitely plays with your hair
Gives a SOLID head massage
So so gentle and sweet
Just lays you on his chest
Draws pictures on your back and makes you guess what he’s drawing
^^ he does this to help ground you
Tbh he’ll probably drag Fizz to bed too, so know they’re both looking after you
Mans isn’t gonna let anyone get left out
#helluva boss x reader#helluva x reader#helluva boss#helluva fizzarolli#helluva blitzo#helluva loona#helluva stolas#helluva asmodeus#blitzo x reader#loona x reader#millie x reader#millie x moxxie x reader#moxxie x reader#stolas x reader#octavia x reader#fizzaroli x reader#asmodeus x reader#viziepop#fandomfixations headcanons#fandomfixation hcs#fandomfications helluva boss#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#someone just pls hug me ok i need it
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wintersera sent me
but thigh riding w aeri!?
(92’fjfk;&2’
see i said it in vc as a joke but you ACTUALLY CAME HERE??? hello anon and thank you @wintersera! i will take care of your anon :]
NOW,,, let’s talk essentials. THIGH RIDING WITH AERI?? oh i have many thoughts about this you see!! the second picture HER THIGHS NEED TO BE RIDED(??) ON IDC IDC
MONSTROUS THIGHS I FEAR!!
see, i imagine her being that one really chill and unfiltered girl friend that you can just tell anythinggkenfj naturally, being as close as you two are, you two have conversations about basically anything, sex isn’t an exception! the next time you discuss kinks and whatnot, you’re telling her about how much you want to ride on thighs at least once in your life and she’s just staring at you, knowingly and is like “right.. right.”
now the thing is you’d bring it up so MUCH that at the 10th time she just interrupts you mid sentence and is all like “girl if you want to ride thighs this bad, just ride mine...” and at first you take it as a joke and laugh it off… that’s until you see her looking at you with a smug expression.
oh her ass wasn’t joking at all dawg—
and oh boy does she know that you like the idea, not like you blushing and hiding your face at the mere thought of you riding her thighs could go unnoticed, anyway. “cmonn, it’ll be funnn.” she tried persuading you, telling you how she was already wearing shorts etc. you quickly wave your hand around in response, saying that it would be crazy since you two are friends blah blah you know it goes. the worst part? you’re genuinely considering it on second thought?? it’s actually so bad for you rn YOU NEED TO LOCK IN! you don’t want to though, obviously. i mean cmon riding aeri’s thighs? girl yes AS CRAZY AS IT IS TO RIDE YOUR FRIEND’S THIGH OUT OF NOWHERE— GIRL YES
after lots, lots of convincing, sure enough, you caved in, both in her desires and your own.
the actual thigh riding? crazy. CRAZY I TELL YOU! you personally think it’s embarrassing that you’re already dripping and leaving a small puddle of your slick on her soft thigh,,, she thinks it’s cute though, she even teases you about it ahehehehhfjdn
would i be insane in thinking that she’d talk you through it?? like WALK WITH ME her hands are on your hips and she’s gently pushing you back and forth on her thigh, helping you find the rhythm of your grinding… interlocking her eyes with yours and watching how your breaths become heavy pants, maybe even slight whimpers:(((
she’ll whisper you things like “does it feel good, y/n?” just so she can watch you whine and nod in a keen manner in responsefksmcjd she surprisingly loves seeing you lose control on her :(( STRADDLING HER LAP IS TURNING HER ON MUCH MORE THAN SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD! plus you sounded and looked too good, gasping and moaning all up in her ear once you were close to climax, hence why…
she’d look at your lips and kiss you when you end up cumming on her because fuck everyone i don’t make the rules… and you wouldn’t even expect it either because uhm hello y’all are simply friends you didn’t know she got down like that! though you still kiss her back ofc,, her lips passionately dancing with yours whilst you’re getting yourself off on her OUH
thank you anon this was very liberating
#sug speaks#anon asks#anon#smut#kpop gg#female reader#aeri uchinaga#like YESSS#aeri uchinaga smut#aespa giselle smut#aespa giselle x reader#giselle aespa#giselle x female reader#giselle x fem reader#thigh riding my beloved
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please write more dealer!rafe idc what it is about i love that dynamic it was so cute !!!
you’re so real for this. i am LIVING for dealer!rafe right now. eeeeeeek
╰┈➤ saved by dealer!rafe
warnings: drugs, violence, weapons, death. possible tw; implied sa (no description as it doesn’t actually happen)
summary: doing a favour for dealer!rafe takes a dark turn.
“wait, can you run me through it again? please? just one more time?” sighing, rafe cupped her face. “princess, you really need to remember this for me, okay?” y/n nodded, the innocent look in her eyes almost making rafe feel bad for asking her.
“barry here..” rafe pointed “is gonna take you with him to a deal, all you gotta do is sit and be extra pretty, okay?” he explained, his patronising tone going straight over her head.
y/n thought hard about what he said, nodding her head as he spoke. “okay!” she beamed.
“alriiiight, come on little girl, gotta be there on time..” barry sang from the corner of the room, sighing as he stood from the couch.
“yes sir!” she squealed, not really understanding the danger of what she’s about to do.
rafe squeezed her tight as she wrapped her arms around his neck, planting a few kisses to his cheek.
loosening his grip, he peered over her shoulder to adjust her skirt, disgruntled by the short length.
she pulled away and followed barry to the door, a pep in her step.
“man i swear, if you let anything happen to her i’ll fucking kill you” rafe stated, pointing a threatening finger at his friend.
“chill out man, i’ll keep your little princess safe” barry mocked him, holding his hands up.
y/n situated herself in the passenger side, wincing slightly as her thighs stuck to the leather. the drive to the cut was comfortably quiet while y/n wracked her brain for what rafe wanted her to do.
barry glanced at her through his peripheral, sniggering to himself as she looked lost in thought.
“you forgotten already huh?” he smirked, mocking her. bowing her head, she nodded to the ground, picking up on his tone.
“all you gotta do, is sit there. okay? you sit there and don’t say a word, you’re just here to sweeten the deal. if they say anything to you, just be nice..” barry stated, gesticulating as he spoke.
“okay, just sit there..” y/n muttered to herself as they closed in on the porch.
the house, or shack, wasn’t anything y/n was used to. she wasn’t particularly stuck up, she had just never spent much time on the south side of the island, and that was set in stone once she got with rafe.
barry knocked a couple times, the look on his face was almost nervous, a small frown settled on his lips.
a disheveled looking man opened the door, ushering them in. y/n followed closely behind barry, avoiding the man’s prying eyes. the living room was a mess, she struggled to step over the countless empty bottles littered around.
“so, you got my money bare?” the strange man rasped, standing in the doorway sheepishly.
“yeah man, i got your money, but i wanna see the goods first..” turning his head, the man nodded to someone in the hallway.
narrowed eyes closed in on the pair as eerie footsteps sounded around the room. another man, just as strange looking, appeared in the room, duffel bag in hand.
the bag was placed on the table roughly, the silence in the room becoming awkward immediately. y/n picked at her nails, away in her own little world.
the men swapped bags, barry counted the pile of little packets while the other two counted the money. they whispered amongst eachother, their words muffled by the rustle of baggies
suddenly, barry perked his head up, his eyes meeting the knife that had been pointed at y/n. her breath hitched as she clocked it, failing to back up any further against the couch.
“hey man, what the fuck are you doing?” barry snapped, standing up without hesitation.
“you’re missing two-thousand dollars barry..” he sighed, throwing his head into his hands, mentally cursing himself for not double checking rafe’s bag.
“you wanna go get us our money barry, or this one’s not getting out of here alive..” the man motioned towards y/n with the blade.
“nah man, leave her out of this” he uttered, holding a shaky hand up.
“call your buddy, get us our money” the other guy demanded, reaching forward to pull y/n out of her seat.
she let out an ear piercing scream as she was dragged out of the room. barry groaned as her shrieks were muffled by a closed door, having been taken into the bathroom.
“balls in your court bare, get cameron down here with our money, and neither of you get hurt”
barry dialled furiously, “c’mon man, answer the fucking phone” he murmured into the phone.
“rafe! you gotta get down here, right now man” he whispered, “they’re keeping her hostage man, they know about the missing money”
“fuck!” rafe yelled.
“please! let me out!” a high pitched plea erupted from the bathroom. “shut the fuck up bitch!” their voices could be heard through the phone, igniting a burning feeling in rafe’s chest.
barry leapt from the couch, lunging at the man in the room, taking him down with a thud. heavy fists we’re thrown as the two men scuffled around the room, destroying furniture in their wake.
the screams and shouts went on for a while as barry struggled against the man.
the front door burst open as a shaking rafe stood in the door way, chest heaving. “barry! help me! please!” y/n yelped again.
without hesitation, rafe kicked the door open with a crazed look in his eyes. the man had y/n pinned to the wall, trailing a knife along her neck.
from what he could see, she hadn’t been physically injured, but the thought alone was enough for rafe to snap.
he lunged forward, dragging the man to the floor, knocking the knife out of his hand. y/n wailed as they struggled on the floor.
“gun! y/n grab the fucking gun!” rafe bellowed, startling her. nodding through the tears, she pulled the gun out of his waistband.
he stuck a hand out hastily, reaching for the gun in her shaky hands. quickly cocking it, he didn’t give the man a chance before putting a quick bullet in his head.
y/n’s hand covered her mouth as she wept, in a heap on the floor. breathlessly, rafe hurried to her side, scooping her onto his lap.
“i’m gonna get you out of here princess, c’mon angel..” he breathed, lifting her into his arms.
“you good bare?” he shouted, stopping for a response. a sweaty barry appeared in the door way, unconscious man left behind. “all good here bro, let’s fucking go!”
rafe placed y/n in the car carefully, wiping her tears. “it’s okay princess, i’ve got you now, it’s okay..” he cooed, meeting her glassy eyes as he spoke.
arriving back home, he carried her through the house, placing her on the couch. “stay still for a second angel, im gonna clean you up” he said soothingly, rubbing his forehead as the guilt set in.
“rafe..” she let out a shaky whimper. “yeah?” he stopped in his tracks. “please don’t, sit with me..” she cried.
“whatever you need baby, i’m here now, you’re safe with me” he whispered, pulling her into his side.
#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron x fem!reader#dom!rafe#rafe cameron#outer banks#outerbanks rafe#obx#rafecameron#rafe obx#soft!rafe cameron#dealer!rafe
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what your trainer type says about you
normal: nothing burger. humans are normal types.
water: can you stop chilling and stand for something but without turning into a mfing tempest? you're either 0 or 100
fire: STOP being so impulsive
grass: it's not fucking weed you piece of shit stoner
fighting: all pokémon fight. just because yours do martial arts doesn't impress me
electric: i understand from the deepest part of my heart some of them eat electricity to live. that said, i really wish you guys wouldn’t cause blackouts when i’m battling. we have to pause the whole thing and get the gym generator running and it really ruins the flow of the battle.
dark: you know three songs that were popular in the amv scene by heart huh bud. i like how evil teams use them but you stand by them. you are every rival that wore all black and ranged from either apathetic to an angry front but had a pokemon that evolved with high friendship.
psychic: you are not an empath because you can read the room. go to therapy. unless you're one of the psychic trainers that have psychic powers. i appreciate you leaning into it so much
poison: was it worth never letting your pokemon on your furniture and always having to eat outside
rock and ground: do you guys ever get into arguments about how distinct they are?
ice: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. you cannot ethically own ice type pokémon in hot regions. that said, assuming every ice type owner that doesn’t live up on that mountain where the kanto champ dipped isn’t housing their pokémon in their cities ice type facility isn’t true either
bug: i’m so sorry everyone thinks bug types are weak. ilysm. you have as big of a heart as the dark type trainers.
steel: you think you’re better than the ground and rock types until the fire type comes out.
ghost: PLEASE put them on the leashes specifically made for ghost types or keep them in your pokéball!! they’re known to scare people and STEAL CHILDREN.
flying: everyone who characterizes you guys as airheads instead of. like. idc. very intelligent pilots at best and somebody who’s calm and gentle enough to befriend pokemon as flighty as flying types at least. sorry for the flighty pun you probably get that a lot.
fairy: be so honest with me is valerie actually fae. why do her eyes look like that. she has anime eyes.
dragon: this is what i imagine dragon being weak to dragon is like
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Ok bitches listen up. I need at least *one* Hazbin Hotel writer to do this scenario
Reader is a hellborn(idc what species except for hellhound because this is my request fuck off) and homeless and she got knocked up and baby daddy ditched so Charlie being the angel she is offers reader a room.
Fast forward to episode 5 (whoever starts this feel free to do the whole series but this is mainly focusing on ep 5(OMG WHAT IF READER GOES INTO LABOR DURING THE FINAL BATTLE IN EPISODE 8 FHUXHEHDJ. Chille anyways-)) and the reader is ready to pop any day now. Charlie is introducing the hotel residents to Lucifer and they get to reader and he's just wanting to touch the belly and looking at it with almost child like wonder lookin like this emoji: 🥺
Normal hotel shenanigans ensue. Thanks for coming to my TED talk UwU
#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel x reader#habzin hotel spoilers#alastor#angel dust#charlie morningstar#vaggie#niffty#hazbin hotel husk#lucifer x reader#lucifer magne#DONT BULLY ME LET ME HAVE THIS#Its ironic because i already decided im never fucking having kids 😂#im absolutely feral abt this man its highly unhealthy#he makes me question my asexuality#bonus points if alastor is hella platonically protective#if/when someone does this tag me plz XD
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