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darlenicy · 4 months

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Darcy and Riven – their story and why I ship them

In January 2023 I found my way back into the Winx fandom - more precisely, I created this Tumblr on January 28th, 2023 and since then I have been constantly passionate about this show from my childhood. Most of all, of course, for our three favorite witches. Accordingly, this year I have given a lot of thought and HCs to the Trix and their relationships. Today is the day that I'm going to write down all of these HCs and thoughts I have and tag them properly so that they're easier to find in my jumble of posts, reblogs and crazy fangirling. Well, have fun!

I got my first anon ask about Driven headcanons (hcs most of the time now) in march and therefore tried to order my thoughts on this topic as well. It actually became something of a definition of their relationship and how I see them in the show: This is how my bullet journal looks:

Riven is pretty badass. That's why Rivusa doesn't make much sense because ego-wise he would have gone after best-girl-Bloom. Or Princess Stella, but more Bloom, simply because Brandon (Sky) obviously found Bloom interesting.

Then there is Darcy. Not only is she the complete opposite of the loud, glittering fairy gang, but she also forms a stark contrast to Riven. She is powerful, yes, but above all she is calm, goal-oriented and come on in 1x8 we see how cute she is. Of course, Riven likes her power-talk in 1x9 but he surely is keen on her because she is a totally different type of girl than Musa or Stella.

Oh, and an important thing that just came to my mind while supervising what I wrote and putting it into a post: DARCY DID NOT MIND-CONTROL HIM IN CANON!

Her glowing eyes meant that she formed the connection with Riven, so that he could contact her mentally later on in the show!

It's fkn 4kids who came up with the mind control because they tend to downplay everything for all American kids' sake. - Ok back to the post:

In terms of type, if comparted to the fairies, Darcy is mostly like Flora, but in contrast to the nature fairy, she has a much more self-confident demeanor. She is also the first to respond to Riven as a person and his needs (power, being recognized). Then of course there is the matter of rescue. Firstly: Thanks for saving my life and secondly: The woman can ride this flying motorcycle like a guy. Where can you find something like that? And unlike the Winx, who are constantly in trouble, Darcy (and her sisters) is beyond competent (in Season 1 after all, we know how the writing goes down, *sigh*). So, we have Darcy: a beautiful, competent badass BB who just saved his life and looks like an angel that fell from heaven - all in the specialist uniform too - sexyyy. So, it's an extremely attractive girl who also knows guy things and cares about him and really sees and perceives him as a person. She's not a self-centered good-time girl who makes him clean, so she doesn't have to endure her punishment alone (looking at you, Winx....)

But who exactly is Darcy? (she's my girl, my bb, my queen) Out of the Trix, she is probably the one who is least behind the world domination plans. Of course, she is still a member of the Trix - and of course not less power-hungry than her sisters. But she would be the one most likely to give up everything to live a quiet but fulfilling life with the person she loves. Isn't she? She is definitely the first to panic and to make mistakes as a result. We remember episode 1x5, where she immediately panicked when everything didn't work out as planned. She thought she would find Stella's ring in no time, that wasn't the case. Instead of keeping a cool head like Icy would have, she freaks out and starts attacking Bloom. Is it fear because she is running out of time and doesn't know what to do if her disguise is exposed? In any case, Darcy would have been expected to wear a more confident disguise. But in the end, she's the one most likely to panic and this episode shows that perfectly. Maybe that's also the reason why she has clever ideas, but often doesn't think them through. In episode 2x10 she tries to get Icy to put the feather in the scales, fearing that she might have made a mistake and get wiped just like Stormy, who had previously hit the scales with brute force. Icy states very correctly: You’re a backstabbing coward, Darcy. And I love you for that. And with that she the nail right on the head. Darcy is certainly the first of the Trix to get nervous. She certainly has a tendency to overthink, whereas Riven strikes first and thinks later (at best).

Mind control is her specialty. She knows how to get into the minds of her victims to confuse and weaken them. At the same time, she also knows how uncertain and dangerous feelings can be. When it comes to having deep feelings for someone else, she is more likely to be the one who is insecure and cautious. Precisely because feelings are so uncertain, she probably tries to make decisions with her head rather than with her guts.

Their love story is iconic and cute. Basically, we have good girl and bad boy, but the good girl is one of the bad guys and the bad boy is ultimately one of the good guys. They haven't really fought against each other yet. Riven only knows that Darcy is one of the most powerful witches in Cloud Tower and that she and her sisters hate the Winx. Since Riven is skeptical of the Winx himself and has no deeper connection to them, he has little to do with this antipathy from both sides and perhaps only hears about it in passing from Brandon or Sky. So in 1x7 he doesn't pay much attention to the Trix. The fact that he turns on the light and exposes the Trix is once again Riven being Riven. He wants to be the cool dude and doesn't really care about the situation. He simply has no interest in the Winx's affairs and is only pissed when he becomes personally involved with Musa being thrown into his arms by the minotaur. Maybe that’s where his inner hero speaks? But first and foremost, he wants to praise himself. The first time he really notices Darcy is in 1x8, where she represents to him the complete opposite of the fairies, one of which had just shown him up (Bloom).

Darcy, on the other hand, is already interested in Riven in 1x7 and hides the whole thing behind the talk about the Prince of Darkness (seriously, WHO is the Prince of Darkness? Why is that never clarified?). One episode later, she's extremely worried that something might happen to Riven with Icy's, admittedly delicate, plan. bb obviously already has a crush on him. And no one can claim that Icy doesn't know this and is actively using it for her plan. I think that Darcy's feelings didn't matter to her at all, thinking she'd get over it sooner or later. But the fact is, even Icy sees the spark fly between them.

So you could say it was love at first sight for both of them. It is also important for Riven that after all the disappointments and constant criticism he was exposed to at Red Fountain, someone finally recognizes him and his talents. While the Winx, especially Stella, just complained about him, Darcy supported what he was. Partly because she can take advantage of his ambitions, of course, and partly because she simply likes him. I think there are some things Darcy does simply for herself and not because it's part of the plan to rule the Magic Dimension.

From Riven's point of view, what probably also speaks for Darcy is her maturity. She's not a little fairy to save. The opposite is the case. She is probably more experienced in other things too - but that always depends on the respective HC. Darcy can be a bad bitch and cute bb - both are accurate. For me though, she gives more bb vibes than bitch vibes. However, she appears much more mature and confident than the fairies. Speaking of bb (she's one, look at her!) -

she's the type most likely to develop romantic feelings. Icy is too calculating and Stormy is just there for the passion (if you get what I mean). In 2x2 we have this scene "*sigh* To be young and in love...".

She's also the one of the Trix most likely to feel something resembling remorse, if only for her time with Riven. On the other hand, in season 2 we have Riven, who immediately sees through Darcy's attacks - because he knows them. Very well. There is probably still a connection between the two. There could have been more hints about their relationship besides “cute” and “not cute”. There could have been one or two longing looks. I FELL ROBBED.

That’s basically how I interpret their story and why I ship them. I’ll come up with some headcanons these days as well. Stay tuned :3

#a bunch of Driven thoughts!#winx club #winx #winx club thoughts #winx trix #winx darcy #winx riven #winx darcy and riven #trix #darcy x riven #riven x darcy #winx driven #winx darven #driven #winx ships #hc #headcanon #driven hc

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angel-gone-south · 9 months

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Stan Marsh/Feminine!GN!Reader:

Shitfuck Downtown [2]

cw: emeto, alc ment, alcoholism ment

【☆】★【☆】

marshman: ur on my shit list @donovangetslaid

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Monday hit you like a ton of bricks. Or a sock full of cold butter going at mach twenty. Or something else very hard and fast and painful.

You did remember to doll up all cute: tights, striped stockings and a matching long sleeve, graphic tee over that, and a spunky short skirt. You wore a couple of kandi bracelets, a choker and a silver chain, with all of your piercings color coordinated to the outfit. You’d even gone through the trouble of painting your nails, doing your makeup and washing your hair. Red walked in the room just as you finished.

“Ready?” She jangled her keys in her hand.

“It’s still early?”

“I need Bebe. And coffee. But mostly Bebe.”

Tweek Bros. was your cousin’s favorite place, so you weren’t surprised. She and Bebe sat in the front, while you and Heidi sat in the back, chittering about what kind of coffee you liked.

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Despite the coffee run, you got to school just in time to dramatically flop in a seat before the bell rang. The ever beautiful and blonde transgender queen Marjorine Stotch sat next to you.

“Tired today? Stay up all night thinking about boys, did ya?” She teased. With Marjorine, it was always easy to tell when she was joking.

“Yeah yeah. Had the wettest dreams of my life.” You rolled your eyes playfully as class started.

【☆】★【☆】

The whole day you felt these burning eyes on you, like someone was trying to explode your head with their mind.

Only once did you catch them- at lunch time. It was Stan, as you’d come to learn. He raced from his seat to the bathroom and you took your leisurely time following him, and you caught him coming out of it.

“Why do you puke when you see me?” There was a hint of teasing in your voice. “Wendy says that means you think I’m pretty.”

“Ohh hahahaha about that- uhm-…” He shuffled awkwardly. “Is it bad to say yes?”

“Nope.” You popped the p, yanking a piece of paper from your pocket and slipping it in his hands. “Text me. Let’s hang, okay, Stan?”

After you left, Stan was still stood there, dumbfounded.

“I think I’m gonna hurl again.”

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marshman: stan dubs⁉️‼️⁉️

kyle_brof: wym?

mccockmick: no fkn way u did not

marshman: i sooo did. their snap n their numbr and everything guys

cartmanbrah: sheeit! no way!

kyle_brof: do NOT puke on them

cartmanbrah: if u do can i post it

donovangetslaid: PUKE RIZZ GUYS

mccockmick: PUKE RIZZZZZZ

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donovangetslaid: gonna go get in a fight ill post the vid

donovangetslaid: man i got my ass beat i ain’t posting that shi 💀

spacecasecraig: @donovangetslaid 🤡🤡

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#south park x y/n #south park #south park fanfiction #south park gay #south park x reader #south park x you #stan x reader #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh x you #sp stan marsh #stan marsh #emeto #➳ Mail’s In!♡

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hislittleraincloud · 2 months

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You know what...

Fuck it.

Life is too short.

I just re-read that story of mine and it's too sweet to relegate towards DMs. I like their coupling, and I really liked this show. It appealed to my obsession about Renaissance Italy. Caterina Sforza is my spirit animal.

You like my writing? Then you have to familiarize yourself with the Renaissance. The Serpent Queen is/was a current show devoted to similar themes (so was the Medici show, but that was fucking awful compared to...), but the show I wrote for was Neil Jordan's Showtime show, The Borgias.

The big story was called 'Cardinal Pleasures', and it was about Cardinal Ascanio Sforza's illicit affair with Lucrezia Borgia (and there is no show canon for this, however it still can fit in canon quite well...and like all older men that I feature in my stories, I had/have a thing for grumpy Cardinal Sforza/Peter Sullivan 🫠).

I am

Yes, it's age gap (but Lucrezia is 17, I think, when they get together, and by then she's already been married off to and SA'ed routinely by her husband, Giovanni Sforza...and she has a child by the stableboy she had an affair with at the time). Ascanio was 40 when they got together, and the main story is not overtly smutty (and even the smuttiest part in the extras is pretty mild/tame compared to what I usually write).

I also wrote REAL smut with Cesare x Lucrezia (down at the bottom, the Bound By Blood tryptych...the second one is the smut). This is the real E/NC-17 one (Cardinal Pleasures rates an R for violence and sex/incest, but not really explicit sex). Their incest is canon, Third Season...they sleep together on her wedding night to Alfonso because Alfonso is too much of a little boy at heart, and Cesare had always been her bae since Season 1 (so...much...sexual tension...throughout the whole show).

I also wrote two screenplays for their Season 4, but all of my notes for the rest of it (as well as my other Borgia writings) were destroyed when my ex (and fkn heinous building manager) removed and trashed all of my belongings from my apartment when I was on a retreat in Rome. I had to get my fans to lend me money to rush back (I paid them all back), only to find the only thing left in here was my dog (and he was scared shitless in his open crate with nothing else around him). I didn't have the will to continue after the notes were gone, but maybe someday in the future, after a re-watch, I might be inspired. (I also never got to write the Civil War-era Borgias thing I was going to do...and that saddens me.) You can d/l the .pdfs of the screenplays from the link...a couple of actors from The Borgias featured in the scripts liked them on Twitter. 💀 I have but one typo in the second one. Hey man, I don't have Betas. I do everything myself in the end, even if I have someone read it over. And the first script has a non-script version/prose version. I didn't get around to doing that for the second script.

Unfortunately I can no longer re-watch on Netflix...they moved it all to Paramount Plus, which I don't have rn. If you do, and you like lush, dramatic, UNDERRATED period pieces, give it a watch.

Anyhoo, here's the direct link to Cardinal Pleasures. It's not a massive monster like Afterburn. Shouldn't take but an hour or so to finish if you're a fast reader, maybe more or less if you count the three extra birthday-themed fics I wrote for @brenli for her birthday. No idea what the word count is since it's only published here on Tumblr and not AO3.

Happy reading...hope you know some Latin 👹 (go grab your translator app).

#the borgias #borgiastories #yes yes #whatever #my writing #my work #other fan fic #my other fan fic #cardinal pleasures #ascanio sforza #lucrezia borgia #ascanio x lucrezia #cesare x lucrezia #off topic

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oonajaeadira · 1 year

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im trying to not with that outfit but I can't

a cardigan, a high hip cut cardigan at that, is an accent piece, not the whole top, am I appreciating the low cut of the undershirt? yes, but I cannot with the rest of it.

THAT CARDIGAN IS TOO SMALL AND IT IS SUFFERING THE MAN IS TOO BROAD

the pants are... fine?... I certainly think he looks better with more form fitting pant legs, his silhouette is very boxy. not like, Max in WW84 boxy but it feels close to me.

so i think, with the right top the pants would be salvageable, the cardigan... undo the bottom two buttons, a nice dark undershirt, and form fitting pants, I'd still have questions, but they'd prob be fewer

I'm gonna apologize for the old lady I will some day become because if I'm sitting on my porch and someone walks by wearing that? I can just hear my cranky old self. "This world's goin' to shit."

WARNING: Do not read more. Adira's gonna go flip some tables.

Transcript: Begin rant.

Listen. I woke up to that monstrosity and had to go to an online meeting and engage for two hours on very little sleep. I went and took a nap and I'm still fkn cranky about it.

No. You know what? I'm REALLY fkn cranky about it. Like, it feels like a personal attack.

I also need to apologize to everyone who has felt this way over Fabio's choices lately. I feel your pain. But I actually love his style and that he keeps our boy comfy and whimsical and up to date (because, let's face it, left to his own devices, Pedro is a teenage boy). I mean, I didn't exactly love the pants for the wine event, but let's not get into that. I got over those. Because you know what? Pedro looks good in everything.

Or so I thought until this morning.

When I woke up from my nap I actually groaned. Not because my back fkn sucks but because I knew this outfit was still out there. That it had happened. That someone whose job it is to dress people found the most beautiful man on earth and did that to him.

How do you pick four colors and not have any of them compliment each other???? And then pick four BLOCK colors, no patterns, but all different fabric textures? And then choose a sweater that's made from something so shiny and synthetic that I can hear it creaking every time it stretches over his shoulders? Like, that's the kind of shit they can't sell at Kohls so they take it off the racks and put it in clothing subscription boxes and try to convince people that "it's not ugly, it's just new and hip and so fashion forward you're not used to it yet." If it caught fire it wouldn't even burn, just melt into a bubbling pool and then cool into a puddle of silly putty.

No.

*screams into a smushmallow*

You know, I'm gonna scoot past the fit of the pants and their zoot-suit pleats and their droopy cuffs and forgive them just so I can concentrate on that sweater. Don't put him in that color!!!! Boy has beautiful undertones and can wear just about anything and you picked the one fkn color that makes him look like an abomination!!!

*throws an arm over my eyes like a drama queen except really not ironically*

There are so many crimes happening here and on a not so cranky day I'd mostly just feel protective that she made him look terrible oh mah gahhhhh

But it's a cranky day. And someone that works in the fashion industry thinks it's okay to pair camel shit plastic with Heinz 57 Stray Cats. If that's what's coming of the runways these days give me two spoons and I'll remove my own damn eyeballs my own damn self--

*takes a deep sigh. tries to forget the pain. lies in an agonized heap*

Did you know edibles are legal in Minnesota now? Yeah. The dems put it on a bill with a bunch of other great stuff and the republicans in the state house didn't read it and signed it into law. It was really great. That was a good day. Legalized gummies.

I'm gonna go get some. BRB.

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woodenducksworld · 5 months

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If I choose to be sad and frustrated about not knowing where I went wrong with him and I, it would simply just consume my entire life and I will fail at everything that I’m trying to accomplish for myself today. I had to get a fkng burner number just to get through the firewall of the traphouse queen B traphouse whore herself that he stuck his duck into without even doing me the honest way and not tryna lie about it and hesitating when I’m asking are you fucking get it what? Do you love her? When you get caught not if don’t get confused but when you get caught and get arrested for obscounding from your po and when not if you go back to prison I’ve waited out two sets for him fourteen months and eighteen months day for fucking day will she supply you with your phone call money or your commissary money and do everything you tell her to do for you ? Will she wait you out while still being the traphouse queen B traphouse whore? I think not. She’s gonna jump up in the very next duck that’s gonna fall for all her stupid lies . I wonder how many calls we have been on where you are telling me that you love me and miss me so much as your using this bitches cellphone and watching her with you’re eyes wide open and not taking them away the whole time you’re thinking I’m gonna fuck that bitch. Its just disgusting and he can have it he’s foul and on foul. Fuck that little punk ass white boy abd fuck him for making me wait three years for fkn NOTHING FUCK I WANNA SCREAM AND GO GDAMN SAVAGE RIGHT NOW!!

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manifestingunicorn · 1 year

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CASUALLY GONNA RATE MET GALA 2023 OUTFITS

IMO, Dua Lipa ✨ate✨at the Met! She looked so stunning, subtle yet beautiful. Just one word. Elegant 💃! 100/10

Alia Bhatt, i wish your makeup was better girl😭 6/10

Billie Eilish! My goth queen! I loved her tip to toe. Her makeup, her accessories, everything was soo stunning! 90/10💋

Kristen Stewart- mommy? Although i wish she could have done much better in regards to the theme. 5/10

Sydney Sweeney- always soo pretty! One of my favourite looks for sure. 8/10

Doja-fkn-cat- she outdid herself fr. I loved lovef loved her outfit. She was someone who truly stuck to the theme. 100/10🥰

Emrata- umm, i have mixed feelings about this one. The dress doesn’t really appeal my eyes😭 6.5/10

Olivia Rodrigo- ugh. Just why. That hairstyle is giving vintage and that dress is giving trashy! Girl, 👋

Bad bunny- 🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕 8/10

Aubrey Plaza- noo, I don’t like how the dress fit😭 4/10

My top 2 for sure:

#met gala 2023 #just for fun #non loa

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residentraccoon · 2 years

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ESC 2022 Top before rehearsals

1. Sweden - I love this, but it's weird cuz I don't really want sweden to win again...let some other countries pls but cornelia u rock

2. Estonia - yeehaw europe 🤠🤠🤠

3. Iceland - this cleanses my soul everytime but i'm sure it will get killed in the semi so 💀

4. Norway - the banana wolves supremacy is still big, never forget

5. UK - so fkn epic, good job uk

6. France - rave party in breton whole europe is invited

7. Moldova - not me having this in mind whenever I take the train

8. Czech Republic - she was very off rythm in the live versions but I still really like it

9. Lithuania - spooky disco pls qualify

10. Ukraine - that flute is everything

11. Netherlands - so soothing love her voice

12. Ireland - i was today years old when I realised she says bye bye fool, not bye bye boy...

13. Romania - HOLA MI BEBBEE INTENSIFIES

14. Italy - brividi indeed

15. Portugal - see netherlands

16. Latvia - i might not really like the lyrics but the song is so catchy wtf

17. Austria - grower, this energizes me lmao

18. Serbia - BITBITBITIZDRAVA INTENSIFIES

19. Poland - i slightly started liking this...still find it a lil generic

20. Albania - grew off me but ronela is still queen

21. Montenegro - same as albania

22. Cyprus - okay but who is Ela 👀

23. Finland - trashy lyrics, cool rock sound though

24. Australia - again, another one that grew off me

25. Denmark - this isn't as bad as ppl say, you guys are just mean

26. Greece - yeah I'm sorry but...this didn't make me feel anything

27. Spain - same as albania 2

28. Croatia - not a fan of the questionable message but she has a nice voice

29. Slovenia - dadi og gagnamagnid jesc edition

30. Germany - pretty nice i guess

31. North Macedonia - grew on me a lil but only a lil

32. Belgium - good that they moved on from their usual dark pop but not exactly up my alley

33. San Marino - not my kind of song I'd say

34. Armenia - it's nice

35. Georgia - nice prog rock but didn't quite convince me

36. Azerbaijan - just a great voice but that's it, I'm mentally prepared to lose some of my faves in sf2 because I'm pretty sure this will take their place in the final

37. Switzerland - i fell asleep sorry

38. Israel - he's fun on stage at least

39. Bulgaria - dad rock and that's it

40. Malta - still my last lmao everything is too polished and superficial for my liking

#txt

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alyjojo · 7 months

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Next Major Life Change 🐛 September 2023 - Leo

What It Is: Wandering Path 🗺️, Wondrous Universe 🪐, 3 Cups, Queen of Wands rev, 3 Pentacles

Yaaaasss Leo! I smacked my table in agreement 😆 Got me over here knocking shit over. Your life change is a shift in consciousness, a wake up call, realizing things that just aren’t fkn necessary in your life, I love this for you. This involves your friends, family, coworkers, strangers on the internet, people you date, etc. Queen of Wands rev is a bully, a brat, she’s entitled, jealous, and insecure about other people, feeling challenged, triggered, resentful, all because she’s not secure in herself and her current path of life. She’s not a bad person. For some, she can be a particular outside person, or describing several you’re dealing with, 3’s are here twice. For many, she’s you. Or *has been* you.

You may have felt jealous of other people winning, achieving things, celebrating things, things you haven’t gotten yet. Keeping up with the Joneses and whatnot. General animosity and jealousy when it comes to life, people, success. Other people have affected you in negative ways, whether meaning to or not, and you’re realizing…this isn’t who you are! Not at your best. Not because you want to be. It’s just that bitch in the shadows of your mind popping off because…wow she’s really pretty, she has more money, more guts, better job, whatever. The comparing game is dying in you because you’re over it. Like do you even want that shit? No! So what’s the problem 😌 More than anything, you’re confusing your inner insecurities, and those of others. There could have been a projection of thinking everyone else hates you or something, but the issue is yours.

Why It’s Happening: The Fool, The High Priestess, 6 Pentacles

The Fool is a beginning, a fresh start, a new opportunity and outlook on life. He doesn’t know what lies ahead and he doesn’t care, he’s jumping off the cliff whether there’s water on the other side, or jagged rocks, and he’s not concerned about either, he will figure it out as he goes. Wandering Path shows exactly this energy, and even encourages it. So you haven’t had all of the answers, and you haven’t done thing the right way every time, and you’ve failed at some of the things you’ve tried to do. That doesn’t say anything about you. Except that you’re normal. It’s not about having pride/shame or proving others wrong, you learned valuable lessons through all of these experiences and you’ve only come out of them stronger. Some of these relationships you don’t want to just cut off and be rid of, you want to heal them and change them in a new way, by being kind, and opening up to others, being “the bigger person”. That’s an honorable way to be. If that’s the case, then it’s coming from a place of understanding that if others act in a standoffish way towards you, you’ve been that way too, so it’s more of a “no no, that’s unnecessary” kind of mentality. You get it. Growth 🌸

Advice: 9 Pentacles, 4 Wands rev, The Star

Very simply, the advice is to feel secure in yourself, with or without people. With or without approval, others clapping for you, because some won’t and never will. Some are immature af. Some are judgmental and can’t see outside of their own small perspectives, but you can see that and hear that and consciously decide to not accept it, not let it bother you. No one’s judgement of you actually matters, because you’re the one that’s deciding how things are going to be. Appreciate the beauty in everything around you, take your time getting lost in things and exploring unknown hobbies, places, experiences.

You’re fine regardless of what anyone else thinks of you, and you’re being divinely guided on the path you’re supposed to be on. But there’s still free will, detour as much as you want. Everyone has different timelines and life paths, there is not much you have to do, for any reason, because anyone says so. There are people on TikTok who travel the country in vans - and love it, literally you owe no one anything. Keep the people that clap for your happiness, and don’t mind the others, or ditch them altogether. Love who you are, where you are, and where you’re going. Explore everything you want to see or do. The end goal of life is just death, what is this pressure inside of you, there’s really no rush to get to the end 💙

#leo tarot reading #next major life change #September 2023 #Leo #tarot

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biglisbonnews · 1 year

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Cher Is Making Music With Her Producer Boyfriend Cher is back in the studio, at long last! The inventor of the modern gay club dance track revealed to E! News Monday that she and boyfriend Alexander Edwards are collaborating on new music. She told the outlet, "I'm going to England to make two albums," and added that "Some of the songs Alexander gave me, so I'm pretty excited about that. He's a producer and a writer and does everything, so I'm happy about that." Cher also teased that the two albums in the oven might accompany a tour later in 2023, and told E!, "I'm trying to get myself in shape." The singer's Here We Go Again Tour was her last time on the road, and it kicked off in 2018 to accompany her last studio album Dancing Queen, which released that same year. It wrapped early in March 2020 at the onset of the pandemic. \u201cWe\u2019re Grown ups\u201d — Cher (@Cher) 1669258525 When news of the singer's relationship with Edwards first made the rounds in November 2022, Cher let off a string of tweets defending her relationship and their 40-year age gap. Among other things, she explained that love doesn't know math and "we're grown ups." She added: "I DONT GIVE MEN QUALITIES THEY DONT POSSESS.ITS A RECIPE 4 DISASTER.HES”NOT”HIS TATS, HAIR COLOR,DIMOND GRILL. I♥️HIM BECAUSE HE WASNT AFRAID.HES KIND, HILARIOUS, SMART, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL. WE TALK & LAUGH.WE R PERFECTLY MATCHED. DO I WISH I WAS YOUNGER,YAH,I’M NOT BOO FKN HOO."On Christmas morning, Cher also posted what looked to be an engagement ring. She never clarified what the ring actually was, but did go on to gush about Edwards during an appearance on The Kelly Clarkson Show in January. During the interview, she told Clarkson over FaceTime: “Older men just didn’t like me all that much. Do you know what I mean? I have had a couple boyfriends that were hovering around my age, but they just didn’t like me for some reason. And maybe younger men don’t care if you’re funny or outrageous and want to do stupid things, and you have the strong personality. I’m not giving up my personality for anybody, okay?”Edwards, as previously reported, is a music executive at Universal Music Group and has produced for Tyga. He also has a child with Amber Rose, Slash Electric Alexander Edwards, who was born in 2019 when the couple was still together. They eventually split in 2021. Photo via Joce Zerojack/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images/Getty. https://www.papermag.com/cher-boyfriend-2659516618.html

#Cher #Music #Alexander edwards #Joan Summers #PAPER

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helmofon3596 · 2 years

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i would gladly throw my dumbass sister out a fkn window. shes the most annoying person ive ever met!! shes acting like shes the queen of the world and as if she can do whatever tf she wants and expects everyone to obey her wtf. also everything she does is watching tiktok all day or texting her equally stupid friends.

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lesbolieeh · 3 years

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Pain (m)

Sub!Lisa Manoban✦ Dom!F!Reader

WC—1.8 ✦ k

WARNING—punishment ✦ teasing ✦ masturbation ✦ stripping ✦ use of handcuffs & strap on ✦ praise kink ✦ mommy kink ✦ mentions of stigma, safe words & penetrative sex

NOW PLAYING—MONEY ✦ LISA

GENRES—suggestive ✦ borderline smut

[A/N.] this b-side is THE SHIT! it could legit even be a title track that's how much it fkn rocks!!!!! fkn queen

M.LISTS—blackpink ✦ latest updates

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“Come on! Show me!” Lalisa whined in your ear for the umpteenth time today.

Like all the previous times, you answered no.

Yesterday your girlfriend had found out that you had a mommy kink and liked being dominant in the bed (you had left a PornHub tab open on our shared laptop because you were apparently too tired to click on the cross in the corner to exit) and, although that should’ve been something positive, you didn’t want her to know.

She had been looked down upon from a young age for her gender, bakground and her body–she was, and is still, too thin or not thin enough–and as she became an adult, she's had to build an armour to defend herself and the armour was her pride. She was proud of herself and wouldn't let others treat her less than she is. You knew this. You knew she's been through hell and back and that she has grown to be proud of herself and to have a strength you admired her for. You were so proud to call a person as smart and certain as her your girlfriend.

In bed, the two of you hadn't done things that would be considered dominant or submissive, sticking to 69, fingering and oral. You had always been curious how it'd fold out if you two introduced BDSM to the bedroom. But you had a feeling she'd like to be dominant, or that she'd feel like you looked down on her if you showed any signs of sadism. Submissives and bottoms are often the butt of the joke and there's stigma in having any of those labels, and the last thing you wanted to do was to make your girlfriend think you don't respect her just because you like being dominant in sex.

“Please?” She attempted to lure you in with her huge, round, gleaming puppy eyes–which usually would work–but that method didn’t work this time around, because the great amount of vexation she had brought to you today had made you fully resistant to her cuteness.

“No, I don’t want to hurt you,” you answered with a blank face, trying your best to find a seemingly interesting movie on Netflix, that you hadn’t already seen, so your girlfriend could give up her dumb quest.

It was a little confusing why she wanted to try these types of thing with you, knowing how she felt about being belittled by others. Maybe she thought you wanted to be the sub– "And I don't want you to hurt me, either," you quickly added.

“I thought you said that we should always be honest with each other and always be ourselves,” she argued, making a valid point since you had, in fact, repeated those words since the start of your relationship.

“But I also said I never wanted us to hurt each other,” you retorted in defense, feeling more and more irritated by the second.

Leaning and sinking down a little bit on the sofa, Lalisa wanted to be more comfortable as she knew this conversation could stretch. Chewing on the strings of her black cropped hoodie, she looked at and studied you; frown, annoyed sighs, hard grip on the remote, darker lips from biting on them–everything pointed at you being mad, and thus rather sensitive.

Then a bulb lit above her head.

“But what if I like it when you hurt me?”

You turned your head to her side. There it was. Exactly what Lalisa wanted to see. An expression on your face that told her that if she continued this route, she would get fucked. Whether it was literally or metaphorically, she wanted to find out.

“I’m leaving,” you announced and stood up as quickly as the short sentence ended, thinking she was kidding with you–and, to be fair, she often did that. You had to leave, because Lalisa was pushing your buttons and you knew that if you stayed for longer you could end up doing what you had been trying to avoid since she had found the kinky porn on the computer.

Her face changed from calm puppy to clingy puppy scared of the owner leaving. This was not the reaction she had tried to get from you. She stood up and followed your fast steps to the bedroom. As soon as she saw you throw one of your biggest bags onto the floor, followed up by some clothing pieces, she felt his blood freeze. Were you leaving as in leaving the relationship? Has she unintentionally insulted you? Was the porn just an ad? What if you had just watched it for no particular reason?

“Why are you packing?” she asked, scared of your answer.

“I’m going to Irene’s. I can’t stay with you when you’re making me crazy like this.” What you said was true; you were sure she’d crack your patience and make you go full dom on her if you stayed in the same room as her for another minute.

And you were right.

Lalisa felt relieved that you weren’t breaking up with her over a silly little 'argument' but she still didn’t want you to stay over at your friend’s when you both knew that it would be smarter to solve the tension instead.

“Stay with me,” she pleaded lowly, sensing she didn’t have many other options than pleading and hoping it’d be persuasive enough for you to stay with her.

“We need a night without each other to calm down and have an adult discussion, alright?” you tried to explain, grabbing your now-fully-packed bag, and headed to the door to continue your journey to your awesome best friend.

When Lalisa didn’t talk back, you turned away from the doorway and to the bed to see why she was being quiet all of a sudden and not protesting some more like she usually would do when she wanted you to stay with her for a bit longer. She was looking you in the eyes as she pulled the hoodie off her torso and threw it your way. You caught it in your hand. Proceeding, she pulled down her pants, making sure she did it slowly enough to send you signals that she wasn’t planning on putting on her PJs.

As she stood in only her ivy panties in front of you, a new bulb lit up above her head–and this one was even brighter than the last one–maybe she did have more options than to plead and strip.

With a smirk she sat down on the foot of the bed, maintaining eye contact with you, and pulled down her underwear to reveal her dripping pussy. You were speechless when she had stripped down to almost full nudity, but what shocked you the most was that your less nice side had turned her on.

The moment she started touching between her folds and moaning like a bitch, you realized that she had purposely been naughty so you could punish her. She had whined in you ear all day, stripped and masturbated when you wanted to leave because she wanted this; she wanted to be punished.

So, you decided to do it.

You dropped the bag and went to your wardrobe, taking out a box you’d kept secret from Lalisa. She looked your way curiously, analyzing your reaction while still fingering her pussy rudely. Damn, she hoped you were doing something femdom related.

“Safeword?” you asked, examining the nostalgic box of memory-making apparatuses, trying to decide which ones you wanted to use to make memories tonight. You wanted to make sure she felt safe, especially when everything was going to be new for her.

“Money,” she answered, smiling at the victory; she was going to get fucked literally.

“I hope you understand that I’m going to have to punish you for being such a naughty girl.”

“Yes, Mommy,” she said oh so naturally.

You looked back at her after she said the last word, watching her lay down on the bed, boxers in a random corner of the room. She seemed experienced or like she’d had a fantasy about calling you that word for a while, and thankfully that made it easier for you decide on which toys to use on her.

“Naughty girls don’t deserve to touch Mommy,” you said seductively, turning to her with a pair of pink, fluffy handcuffs. She blushed a little, not expecting the object you chose to punish him with to be so adorable. Did she seriously think that was all you were going to use as punishment when she’d riled you up like this?

How cute.

Walking slowly to her, you threw the cuffs onto the bed beside her legs and startled her a bit at the suddenness of the action. She had teased you, and you wanted to make sure she’d feel teased as well–and what better way to do that than to use one of her biggest weaknesses against her? Smirking, you pulled off your shirt, leaving your upper body in only a bra–a pink one. She had always liked that color.

You climbed on top of her body and took the cuffs in your hands again, getting ready to restrain him. She was breathing heavily, getting aroused by your body above her, and especially by your boobs that were clad in such a lovely color. Although she liked the bra, she would’ve loved to see your boobs without anything covering them.

“Hold your arms up for me, Lili,” you ordered, to which she listened to instantly. She held them up against the bed frame, assuming you were going to cuff her to it. But she was wrong. You didn’t want her to predict her punishment; you wanted everything to be a surprise that not even her fantasy could come close to.

Instead of cuffing her wrists to the frame of the bed, you cuffed them to nothing. Yes, nothing. It may sound boring to restrain your partner to air, but it was the opposite; restraining her to air meant that she still could choose to disobey you further by bringing her arms down; her destiny was in her hands, quite literally. “You’re going to keep your arms here, and if you at any point put them down and touch me it’ll add to your punishment, understood?”

“Yes, Mommy.”

“Oh, don’t act like a good girl all of a sudden. You’re getting punished for a reason, Lili,” you scoffed lightly, feeling soft from the sweetness that seemed to ooze naturally whether she tried to or not.

“But I am a good girl,” she pouted, adding to the cuteness you adored so much.

“Only if you can manage this punishment, but until then you’re a bad girl,” you explained and turned back to the box to grab the last part of the punishment. She continued pouting, until she saw the object you took out: a purple strap on. After removing your pants, you put the silicone dick on and adjusted it to your hips.

The strap was a little below the average size as you didn’t know how used she was to having things other than fingers and tongues shoved up her pussy–and even though you wanted to hurt her, you were still cautious over how harsh you were with her. She was your cutie Lili after all.

“You ready, Lili?” you asked as you crawled back to her, searching her face for any uncertainty. Her big eyes and toothy smile hinted at her anticipating what you were about to do, but you still wanted a verbal answer as you wanted to make sure she was OK with this.

She nodded quickly, “Yes, Mommy, I’m always ready for you.”

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❝ I came here to drop some money, dropping all my money Drop some money, all this bread so yummy, yeah Twerking, twerking, when I buy the things I like Dolla', dollas dropping on my ass tonight

(...) That's that shit that's never getting bounced on ya Bitch, I do the money dance, I just made a hundred bands When the store says, "Sign for it," I'ma leave my autograph ❞

—lalisa manobal; 2021

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glossolali · 2 years

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TLOVM Ep 9 Liveblog

- Sylas being sick in bed is not what I thought was happening with the briarwoods at first lol

- I'm SO glad they're showing Briarwoods backstory even without this in the campaign I was like "oh :( she just loves him"

- I wonder what language she uses for necromancy casting and how they created it

- NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT BRIARWOODS WITH THEIR HAIR DOWN oof

- oh GOD THEY'RE SO HOT I'm

- Keyleth saving Vax's ass AGAIN we love a reverse damsel in distress

- "thanks kiki 🥺" PLEASE ugh

- sqUINTS why are they being lil weirdos about her saving him

- "that was kinda hot but uh" at vex slapping Scanlan LMAO

- Vax's "gross" lol cute

- oh god scanlan's arm looks so yuck 😨

- "COULD BE WORSE COULD BE MY ARM" i love vex so much.

- vaxleth team.... they're both so adorable gosh

- the arm?? help him?

- "maybe we just live in this alley forever.. why did I say that" disaster daughter 💚

- BAD NEWS TIME FUCK YEAH 🔫🔫🔫

- oh it's rly good :o

- well I'm glad they're fighting with the townsfolk not abandoning them LMAO

- omg Archie....

- the gore ugh 🤢

- "have I mentioned you're amazing" "yes she's the tits let's go" vex icon queen legend

- LET'S FKN GO PERCIVAL FREDRICKSTEIN VON MUSEL KLOSSOWSKI DE ROLO THE THIRD

- let's kill fucking everything 💕 the most VM thing ever said lol

- LMAO "WHAT NOW?? THIS IS THE WORST TIME" THE SELF READ I'M obsessed with this decision thank god they removed the kiss 🎉🎉🎉🎉 "you know I'm in love with you right" is so much cuter now phew

- but his little disappointed face lol cutie

- SCAREAM ING CRYIGN THrOWING UP..... PIKE....... "SUP?"

- Jesus FUCK they made pike so badass I'M LIVING

- "you're too valuable" oh 🥺🥺 not feelings about the Briarwoods

- "I wanna try something stupid" ya sounds about right

- I LOVE that the twins don't even have to talk they just work together

- ewewewewewewewew 💕

- pike I love you so much 😭😭😭

- oh pike boosting everyone is such a good fix for them leaving them behind in the game

- Sad Percy I'm so

- this is the dungeon Keyleth PLEASE LOL

- Ripley holy shit

- "this is the only freedom I can offer you" I love the anime boy

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #tlovm spoilers #tlovm #cr #glossopost #cr spoilers #cr 1 spoilers

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suna-reversed · 3 years

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I swear I’m so mad rn after reading latest chapter just thinking of how much he bullied Maki and Mai how many times he beat Maki when she was a child that’s fkn child abuse and people stil support/simp for him?? He’s not even near Mahito’s level please Mahito is more handsome than that fkn trash. I just wanna burn him alive and take out his eyes watch him die in the worst way possible. Tbh I was like ok he’s hot and sh!t but then bullying a kid? Cant stand that

That aside I really love your theme it’s so pretty❤️

My queen Maki🧎🏻‍♀️if you don’t support women and simp for a misogynist who’s also a child abuser then you can’t call yourself a women!

Tekla135 twt

EXACTLY!! Like even if you find him hot, at least stop defending his character- he’s literally written to be a piece of trash, no one is asking you to come and “redeem” him

I saw someone post this (not gonna @) and I’m disgusted at the fact that most genuine Naoya stans only defence is that he’s misogynist but he’s hot and a 2D character 🙄🙄 like why do you think calling people on here “performative bitches” over a terrible 2D character is okay?

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Plus, I’m not a huge fan of mahito either but I agree with you, Mahito is a much better written character, he’s purely chaotic for the sake of it as a curse should be . Naoya, on the other hand, is a representation of the toxic men in this world who only view women as objects and belittle them for everything they do. If you’re gonna defend Naoya, please stop using your personal acceptance of misogyny as an excuse!! Yes he’s a 2D character but the traits he reflects are a very real issue!!

Anyways, stan queen Maki🙄🛐

Also to the anons who are sending me Naoya thirsts out of spite, just block me❤️ or turn off anon, and then send that shit🥰 i will be blocking you either way

#vee replies #Naoya zenin #anti Naoya Zenin #jujutsu kaisen x reader #tete027

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antiloreolympus · 3 years

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10 Anti LO Asks

1. you know whats also bad about the red eyes? not only do they look awful on persephone's pink color, they're not even a unique feature? like we've seen hades' eyes go red, we've seen eros' eyes go red, and ares' eyes are ALWAYS red, so even this idea its her "unique queenly trait" doesnt even hold up?? because we've seen it on other characters before?like at least the blue glowing eyes looked unique and even gave her a possessed, otherworldly look, something with the red eyes just dont have.

2. The faces in the latest ep (not fastpass).... Ew

3. I saw someone praise lore olympus art, specifically the ones where Apollo is playing his lyre and Daphne is covering her ears while her hair is split in two (yuck! Bad decision looks awful) so we can see Apollo, the one where she transforms into her hibernation state (weird perspective, chin and neck, I think, also what the hell was that supposed to be?) and the last one before cutting to Thanatos (which, I admit looks a little better that the other but I still got distracted Apollo's arm among other things).

Now, Rachel is a professional artist like 15-25 years older than me (I dunno her age) drawing one of the most liked webtoons.

I feel like I'm nitpicking or being too harsh or crazy because I think it is a little terrible and this person thinks it's amazing and I know art is subjective and all but like the difference of opinion is jarring. I am by no means a professional and my art leaves a lot to be desired and I guess I don't have incredibly high standards (or do I? I'm second guessing). Is it really that good?

Because I know that Smythe commits more than a few anatomy atrocities. I wanted to redraw a few panels two years ago and I noticed a few things that Don't Work Like That.

4. ok but that other anon is right. we shouldnt have to go off old tumblr asks or random tweets to understand what's going on and who the characters are. rachel doesnt realize you have to actually write whats going on, not putting the readers on a scavenger hunt trying to figure out what they're even reading.

5. im honestly surprised LO hasnt ruined more mother figures at this point. maybe maia will be next and depicted as neglectful and hermes is only the way he is because hes acting out to be noticed by her, maybe dione will slut shame aphrodite, who knows, the possibilities are endless when its about ruining every mother figure to prop persephone and hera up and to avoid giving the characters actual personalities that isnt dependent on mommy/daddy issues.

6. I hate the clothing choice for Daphne in run for your life. It felt like she was drawn in a sexualized manner when she shouldn’t have been because she was running away from a r*pist. Like she almost had a nip slip, we almost got her ass, it was like Rachel was trying to fit her butt and chest in a lot of the frames like some video game with the token woman character. Like if a different dress was choosen or how she made Daphne tie the dress, I just feel like Rachel can’t draw outside of pinup sexy that well. Like sexy is fine for sexy scenes but running away from a r*pist is not sexy. (I probably sounded really lame, but the way Rachel presents the story in a feminist way but can only draw one way in not even the same style is annoying)

7. Things I think would have been better for the story instead of focusing so much on HXP

-Expanding on Minthe’s and Hades beginning of their relationship (he couldn’t of fallen for her since she didn’t laugh at him and when she yelled at him said it’s not your fault but you have the hat I think that would have added to his character more to see him more than a 40 year old who hits on barely legal)

-Leto’s kidnapping of Demeter. Both we/are close with Hera, and probably know or each other or may have been friends. Like I wanna know how Leto kidnapped her but also how are they interacting since they probably know each other and Demeter probably had Hera’s back when Hera ended their friendship.

-Ares return to Aphrodite. We don’t get to see much of her character but we know this is something she’s wanted, but they way it was handled was so flat, We assume Aphrodite told Ares that his gf slept with his father to save their son but we don’t actual read any words between the couple. And then they’re living together. I wanna see how they actually interact and stay together like their better moments. Like how well did he settle in, did they talk about how long he left for or is he mad like come on that’s something interesting but I feel like RS can’t write outside of HXP

-the deal with Echo. Why do people think Echo could possibly be Hera’s gf if she’s her assistant. Yeah they do dirty work together BUT I didn’t get a wiff or sexual tension or anything. Was it that she was there with the doctor? It just seems like Hera is that CEO trope who has the assistant always by her now.

-a little more of Pysche and Aphrodite friendship. Like Pysche says Aphrodite is lonely (and we can assume a part of that is Ares) but also because she “doesn’t have many friends” so why not a solo scene of just the two of them being actual friends. Like what did Aphrodite say when she brought back a purple nymph that was gonna help them with their work.

-Hermes not talking about Persephone. I feel like that 99% of what his character is and then just a little bit of himbo.

-Maybe Thantos and Minthe started flirting/hooking up. We’re they friends first or flirts first? Was it after Hades and Minthe got into a fight or something else? What did Thantos like about Minthe and what does she like about him? Why did she stay with Hades with Thantos was there (it’s not like she wanted to be queen of the underworld) How did Thantoas and Thetis meet and become friends? Idk if I was seeing two guys and one of them actually liked my friend I might consider leaving Hades for him. But again hades did have the power to control everything in Minthe’s life (job, home, everything) I do like Daphne and Thantos But I feel like the transition could have been better if we knew more, but again RS can only focus on one thing and that’s HXP.

------FP Spoiler/Mention------

8. FP SPOILERS— I’m done. I’m really done. We called it. We FKN called it. They got married behind the readers back, Demeter didn’t respond to the question as she actively avoided it and time was up, Apollo is somehow involved in the trial- THIS WHOLE THING IS A MESS AND IM TIRED OF HOPING THAT IT GETS BETTER. Four FKN years of this??? I’m done with this Webtoon even though I’m FKN stuck in it. I’m so FKN done.

9. Fast Pass spoiler (kinda) OH MY GOD, I JUST REALIZED THE POMEGRANATE PIN IS JUST PASTED ON EVERY FRAME, NOT EVEN RE DRAWN FOR PERSPECTIVE, NO, JUST COPIED AND PASTED, REGARDLESS THE OUTFIT ANGLE AND LIGHTING, IT'S HILARIOUS!!!I mean, I knew the art was decaying, but this just made me laugh out loud of how bad it looked.

10. persephone’s pomegranate pin just looks like a giant fly that landed on her and won’t leave LMAO

#anti lo #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical #lo critical

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ackermans-freedom-inc · 3 years

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Who do you think your moots could pull and why?

Alright lets go I have...so many moots and if I forgot u its 300% my bad pls come hit me upside the head, also im bad at these bc I honestly just push my favourite characters onto ppl oops but long assss list below the cut - I love u all

@cafedanslanuit: ok I dont know why, but porco for u my friend. Maybe it’s bc the last fic I read from u was the porco and zeke one? but damn. porco. for sure.

@kmorgzz: MY LIL CINNMON BUN. ok NOT GON LET MYSELF BE SWAYED by ur porco pfp - but i...kuroo. DO U EVEN LIKE HIM?? but I dunno why I CAN SEE IT. ready to fite u but also love cuddles soft friend and that WALL of a man?

@flamingblinglove: U ALREADY KNOW 姐姐 U ALREADY KNOW. OFC U COULD PULL UR FAV flaming boi!!! I love u very much and love him for u!

@alto-march-of-death: AL. AL AL AL AL AL AL AL AL. DO I NEED TO SAY IT. SUGA. FKIN. SUGA. I dont even need to - SUGA. also reiner. But mostly SUGA.

@onwiings: LEN. we havent really chatted before so im sorry if this is real random but for some reason....connie? I DONT KNOW WHY BUT CONNIE FOR SURE.

@boston-bakedbeans: I JUST GET JEAN VIBES. U COULD OUT SNARK HIM ANY DAY

@daddyjackfrost: HANA MY SWEET QUEEN OF MAKING ME CRY OVER STUPID VBALL BOYS. I have so many. BUT L? L FOR SURE. u are an intellectual and he would be all :0 while eating his damn cake. ALSO. Bo-bokuto? he could handle ur energy and I would love to see it.

@bellbee: armin vibes. You're just so dang sweet? I think it would be such a good match

@kojinnie: KOJIIIIIN. ZEKE. ZEEEEKKKE. IM SCREAMING THIS. BUT LIKE- NOT THE MEAN EVIL ZEKE. THE SOFT SWEET ONE WHO WILL BRUSH THE HAIR FROM YOUR FACE AND KISS YOUR FOREHEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ZEKE.

@onyxoverride: I was going to say zeke?? t he naaaasty kind of zeke where hes just obsessed with u, but totally not influenced by ur latest posts but MICHE. BIG MANS. also for some reason I bet u smell good. but not in a sweet or delicate way?? I bet u smell really good but in a way ppl cant place? so ppl always ask “what perfume/cologne are you wearing?”

@peachysimp: MY SWEET MICHI 姐!!!! U DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND CUDDLES IN THE WORLD. im just thinking of a big mans...mmm Reiner? Eren??? no problem for my sweet 姐姐. u can handle em.

@deludedimagines: SORCHAAAAAA MY LOVE. MY DEAR. Levi for FREAKING SURE. AFTER OUR TALK - YOU DESERVE TO GO KAYAKING AND CANOEING WITH HIM. PLEASE.

@aotwrites: iane. love of my life lane. pls drink some water I know ur working v hard. ok but why can I imagine a soft af erwin that u could EASILY pull?? like NO problem. he would be best listener and the shoulder rubs? after a long day?? IANE. PLS.

@plutowrites: PLUTO U KNOW HOW MUCH I FKIN LOVE UR ZEKE SERIES SO IS IT EVE N A QUESTION WHY I THINK YOU COULD GET ZEKE NO PROBLEM??

@gojosweets: SWEEETIIE levi for SURE BC HEALING HANDS IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. u could for sure pull a grumpy injured Levi and make his heart go boink

@hexbestfriend: Sierra my dear. ur other url says it all. but also, a big mans. so....Erwin for sure - I would PAY to see this bc u would have him just so into u and I just...im swooning

@horseanon--simpforall: RACH. DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY. U WRITE THE BEST CUTE SWEET ZEKE. FOR SURE. AND SUGA. U COULD PULL THEM WITHOUT EVEN FKIN TRYING. I love u TOO much

@misskasa: love the new url btw tea??? damn. also Eren. EREN. LONG HAIRED MAN BUN BUT NICE NOT PROBLEMATIC EREN. u deserve it all

@thebubblybakery: MY DEAR. MY DEAAAARRR ur url is way too cute and for SURE. Levi. for SURE NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND. bake him lil treats and he’ll chop the fingers off anyone who tries to steal em from him

@yearning-moon: omg my new obsession is ur writing, but u would have no problem pulling our collective fav zhongli. no problem whatsoever im just gone u write him so well I cry every single time.

@lookslikeleese: I MET U THRU SUGA AND I WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT. suga no problem. ERen. no problem. find u a friend that can do both. thats u.

@doulcha: another easily Levi pull - honestly if theres anything I learned on this website, its that everyone has big brain and is cute as a damn button and

@anlian-aishang: MY SWEET DARLING. U COULD HAVE ANYONE. HONESTLY. UR A DAMN INTELLECTUAL, BEAUTIIIIIFUL BEYOND WORDS AND JUST HNG I LVE U SM. LEVI. ERWIN (NO ARGUMENTS I WOULD PAY TO SEE U WITH ERWIN BC WOOOOW HOW SWEET) also u already know how much I love the idea of u with Farlan U COULD HAVE ANYONE U WANT AND U KNOW IT.

@starstruckkittensweets: another sweET DARLING WHO COULD GET ANYONE SHE WANTED. ABSOLUTELY ANYONE but Levi. Levi FOR DAMN SURE BC HOW COULD I NOT. erwin too? absolutely.

@unloved-cadillac: CADDY my DEAR is another Levi puller for SURE - I feel like u can match his snarky replies? and it would just be a lot of grEAT banter back and forth and phew

@katsuhera: MY PENGUIN LOVING FRIEND another Levi lover who could get him with NO problem whatsoever. pls take his grumpy ass to the aquarium

@therealvalkyrie: my wife my love my DEAREST. I mean we’re already married x4? 5? times?? so I mean u already got me so I think u already won this game. USHI GUSHI FITE ME. also suga. curl up on a nicely upholstered armchair, nice cup of tea, maybe some ice cream? gorgeous view outside, trying to flip pages but its lowkey a pain to do so because suga is doing the same in his seat, but ur arms are stretched out to meet in the space between the two of you, and ur knuckles are brushing

@rulerofstars: ANGELLLLL u are another eaaaasyyyy Levi pull bc HOW SWEET ARE U

@acekou: ...honestly anyone u want bc I AM INTIMIDATED - AS I SHOULD BE. and I love that energy for u. ERen??? Levi?? ARMIN??? ERWIN?!?!?? no problem

@thot-farm: ME. I SEE U IN MY NOTIFS AND I HAVENT SAID HI BEFORE. but ME. U COULD PULL ME NO PROBLEM BC M LOVE U ALREADY. but I mean im no Levi and u could pull him no problem too dearie (;

@xxdragonwriterxx: omfg LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI!!! UR FICS ARE SO DAMN AMAZING AND THE IDEAS ARE AMAZING AND THE PLOT AND EVERYTHING and ur also so sweet?? LEVI. FOR. LIFE. EASILY. NO CONTEST.

@jean-does-not-have-a-horseface: BIRD. MANS. HAWKS. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?!?!!?

@levilaughlove69: kenny. fkn. ackerman. no more words.

@bluebellhairpin: SEE ABOVE. also Erwin - I know u like that big mans my sweet darling nemo :3 but also BACK THE FK OFF ALL OF U UR DRIFTING WITH ME SO ME. U PULL ME. EVERYONE ELSE CAN BACK THE FK UP

@unadulteratedtreecrusade: BEANBEANBEANBEAN IM THIIIIIIIS close to coming to visit u bc I love u SO DAMN MUCH. but HONESTLY WHO CANT U PULL?? LEVI. DONE. ERWIN. DONE.

@1252291: N UR URL SAYS IT ALL. LEVI. zeke? BOTH? ANNIE VIBES TOO??? JEAN? im done.

@babieweeb: another moot I havent interacted too much with 🥺 but ZEEEEEKKKKE

@itspastellemons: LEYLA LISTEN. me. u got me. u can pull me anytime shh dont tell my bf I LOVE U SM I LOVE U SO DAMN MUCH R U KIDDING!?! but other than me ahem LEVI. LEEEVIIIIII FOR U BC UR SO DAMN SWEET AND HE WOULD MELT AT U. erwin? wrapped around ur finger?? REINER?? MICHE?? I cant even choose for u ur too powerful

@alrightberries: I think ur on a Nanami binge rn AS U SHOULD BE. so just know that u could have that mans in an instant

@mysteriousmagicx: MY FAV WITCH MOOT WHO HAS THE BEST DAMN FKIN AUS AND THE BIGGEST DANG BRAIN. WHO CAN’T U PULL??? WITCH HANJI. VAMPIRE LEVI. WEREWOLF MICHE. STOP IT U CAN HAVE EM ALL.

@etherealserenity: ERRRREEEEENN I DONT NEED TO SAY ANY MORE. AND U KNOW WHY.

@cant-spell-slay-without-lay HOW THE FK DID I NOT ADD U EARLIER MY DEAR PLS IM SO SORRY OMFG - but UR LEGIT MS. ACKERMAN HOW COULD U NOT PULL LEVI. case closed. ms ackerman is legit.

#holy #that was the longest damn list ive ever made #I LOVE U ALL MY DEAR MOOTS #IF I FORGOT ANY I STG I DIDNT MEAN TO #and this list is in no particular order I love u all #asks #anon #THANKS FOR THE ASK ANON

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