Shane's getting ready for the day 🐔☀

LOOK, I SAID I WAS GONNA DRAW MORE SHANE X LYRA.... I'M JUST MORE PICKY ABOUT WHAT I FINISH...sobs sobs sobs

God he’s so real what the hell

some Shane sketches

Farmer at 3am nudging Shane awake: Hey, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Shane disoriented from sleep: Wtf no

Quick doodle of THE Shane of THE stardew valley

I’m dying with laughter rn

So I’m playing sdve and I LOVE Shane. I LOVE HIM. I’m just his bestie this playthrough but I do love him always. So I just went through his six heart event again and I just realized…

Shane tells the farmer to take him to the hospital. He doesn’t tell them to go get someone to help or to get Harvey. He tells the farmer to take him there. And that shows how much he’s grown since you moved there, bc Shane was always standoffish and rude but he’s like bro I appreciate you so much thank you…ummm but also carry me bc I trust you to take me to the hospital and I trust you to help me. Very sweet.

BUT

All I can imagine now is my seemingly dainty farmer girl hoisting Shane up into her arms bridal style, this beer gut having, mad pizza eating, high school athlete burnout, just carrying him across the entirety of cindersnap forest and into the hospital like bruh

My bitch built okay. Because while Shane isn’t fat per se, he’s definitely got some weight thanks to all that beer and pizza. It happens. He’s a heavier guy and I won’t accept anything else. So just seeing my bitty farmer in my head carrying him bridal style to the hospital has me dead ☠️

Oh no! Who gave him a gun!? 🔫

Bonus:

I've been having very vivid dreams recently, and I just realized Shane from stardew valley is not transmasc coded like that fun fact video in my dream told me...

It's been a week, and I just realized "oh wait, that was a dream, Marnie does not have dialogue about his transition process..."

What even was that

he has awoken. doodle of shane (🏳️‍⚧️ version)

Hi. I'm gonna start posting all my SV drawings here cus it's the only place where people notice them 🥺🤧

Anyway... Here is the meme😎

needed to draw farmer peaches and shane more often

✨Stardew Valley Farmers✨

After all my ex boyfriends, even the guy I like in fucking STARDEW VALLEY needs a therapist ?? Can a bitch have ONE day in peace ??

sleepy chicken man

Farmer: Hello, I don’t believe we’ve met! I’m the new farmer!

Shane: Unfortunately, I am very much aware