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shamblespirate · 21 days

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Some masturbation Headcanons for Kid and Law? ♥️

Why are you doing this to me anon 🥵

Law

Probably jerks off more often than you think. It makes him relax when nothing else helps. His pace is fast and rough and likes to squeeze his cock at the tip till he is overstimulated. He likes to imagine it's you either sucking him off or giving him handjob.

Every now and then wakes up with a boner. He ends up slowly getting awake by humping his bedsheets until the pressure is not enough and has to use his hand to finish off.

Law is not really loud except for few small whimpers and groans and hisses. The walls of Polar Tang are thin.

Once you get together his urge to jerk off gets smaller. But he will love you jerkig him off when he is in the mood.

Cums regular amount. His favorite view is seeing his cum spilled all over your small hands.

Kid

Kid is fisting his cock on daily basis. Alongside fucking you, beating the hell out of marines and drinking it's his favorite past time. His prefered time is late evening when no one can disturb him so he can fully enjoy his self care session.

Wakes up with boner pretty often. He loves to hump you till you wake up and then tease you. Getting you worked up gets him off. Will make you get off yourself while he watches afterwards.

Kid is not ashamed and is LOUD. Big man with big needs. Man is groaning like horny beast.

Kid will steal you from anywhere when he is in the mood to sit you down between his legs and make you drink his cum right from the source.

Cums obscene amounts. Seeing his cum spilling out of your mouth gets him cum even more.

#trafalgar law headcanons #trafalgar law imagine #trafalgar law x reader #eustass kid headcanons #eustass kid imagine #eustass kid x reader #shambles answers

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canisalbus · 7 months

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Look, I know it's supposed to end badly. But I need to admit that in my head, they declared a mutual "fuck this shit" to the world and society. Packed all the stuff they could one late night and escaped to a remote open plain in the middle of some thick woods where they spent the rest of their lives healing and living freely in nature.

I've been having a lot of intense feelings about them as well. The tragical elements are so baked in to their story and setting, it's hard to imagine a happy ending for them. But every now and then I find myself thinking of scenarios and AUs where they both live and grow old together. For coping purposes, I suppose.

#for real though I've had several crying sessions over them during the past couple of weeks I'm not kidding #that's how you know you've perhaps gotten a little too emotionally invested in your characters #two entirely fictional dog men whose fates I have complete control over have reduced me to shambles #the unfortunate truth is that from a storytelling point the whole thing works better as a tragedy #the sadness makes the happy moments more significant and the happy moments feel bittersweet because of the sadness #for all intents and purposes they're classic star-crossed lovers #neither of them have done anything to justify such a wretched end though and I just want good things for them #I think I might have to come up with an alternate ending where Machete has the sense and chance to resign before it's too late #and move to Florence to be closer to Vasco #or maybe they both go back to Venice where they originally met that might be nice #maybe not realistic but it'd be nice #answered #dragonfoxgirl

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moonchild-in-blue · 2 months

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Hey, remember that time II kissed Vessel's arm? Okay byyeeeee :D

Well HELLO GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO

(yes i did see this before i went to bed but i was wayyy too eepie to reply)

I hope you know this has just set the mood for my entire day so. I'm gonna be extra yearning and soft and whiny 👍 Sorry about that guys, I'm a pathetic wet cat of a person 😞

He could've hugged him. He could've high fived. He could've done that guy thing where they slap each other's butts and it's totally platonic and wholesome and hilarious.

AND YET. Mr. Daddy Twofoot (cmon guys, catch up on the name) KISSED??? HIS ARM??? On the sensitive soft part too?????

Like. Okay. Yeah yeah, the boyfriends, etc etc. But let me be actually serious for a second here.

(hello this turned out to be way longer and sappy than i intended so)

Do you see how effortless that was? He didn't hesitate for a second. How often do you see two guys (who I'm assuming are straight) be this affectionate with each other? A kiss on the inner arm is *such* a tender, intimate gesture, regardless of gender/sexuality - a type of action that is not usually expected between straight men.

And I don't know, I find it incredibly endearing and important to see that, as much as they do all that funny sexy stuff for the fans (and for themselves too - they seem to have so so much fun), these type of actions seem to be a part of their regular off-stage interactions. You can feel how genuinely good friends they all are.

And in the case of Vessel and ii, the founders of Sleep Token and the major force behind it all - how surreal and incredible it must be for them to get to experience all of this together. To see their hard work paying off. To stand proudly in front of literal thousands of people side by side with your best friend??? HELLO???

It's such a small thing, but I carries so much weight ya know? Like yeah dude, I love you and I'm proud of you, and you did a wonderful job. Isn't it SO touching???

I just LOVE to see it. Men who are vulnerable and affectionate around each other, who are comfortable in it, who shows us that yes, platonic friendships and pda are beautiful and important and in no way make you any less of a men. Which is something a LOT of dudebros in the metal scene would benefit in knowing.

I just. I don't know bro. Vessel x ii interactions mean the whole word to me. I was just talking with someone a few days ago of just how far Vessel has come in his music journey, and even within Sleep Token, the difference between One days and now is. Nothing short of astronomical. It feels almost miraculous, yet it is anything bUT, because we know how much effort V and ii put into making the music we so love. And of course iii, although not part of the creation process, has been with them from the beginning as well.

Can you imagine how overwhelmingly awesome and scary it must be for them?? And what are the odds of after a few years of changes, they somehow found the perfect person to complete them? SO MUCH SO, that you can see just how close iii and iv are BY THEIR MIRRORING ATTIRES?? HELLOOOOO ???? SOULMATES FR FR

Aaaa I feel like I'm going off on a huge tangent, and I am stopping now before I bring up the German Rituals and Wembley. December was a wild month omg I have not recovered yet.

I just!!! My heart!!! I love them. Vessel PLEASE I have been begging on my hands and knees, PLEASE PLEASE give your drummer a smooch omg he deserves it poor guy has the twinkliest prettiest eyes ever how can you NOT 🥺✨💙

Anyways. Yes, I do remember. Good gif 🙂👍

#good morning sleep token tumblr family #i am in SHAMBLES already 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍#someone please come shatter my bones or kiss my mouth because I don't think I can do this much longer #it's Missing The Vessels hours #more specifically. It's Missing Mister Vessel the First hours #my mostest beloved 😔 i am legitimately about to cry yall i am having an emotional crisis #if anyone wants to come over and watch the Room Below show you are SO welcomed #sleep token #darya answers

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teecupangel · 5 months

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I had this unhinged crossover idea, Desmond getting yeeted into left 4 dead. Consider this like a really, really late Halloween thing.

I hadn't thought too much on how things would play out for Desmond but all I know is he fucking hates it, he's thought he hated being the main target for Abstergo? Oh he's gonna hate the undead despite feeling a bit of sympathy for them.

I mean, the green flu appeared to have started slowly before things spiraled out of control continuing to evolve and further spread, and the next thing people knew, their loved ones were dropping like flies only to rise once more and begin just attacking out of nowhere. Heartbreaking to him but now his fight for survival just got worse, there's no innocents anymore, and survivors who were once kind and generous are now willing to kill other survivors just to stay safe and get supplies.

He did find some of the saferoom wall writing hilarious though, if he found a marker he totally adds his two cents in.

Absolutely hates the special infected, avoiding witches? He can manage that unless some idiot startles her, first encounter he had was not fun- he swore his heart stopped for a second hearing the witch screech. And don't get him started on the hunters, they boggle his mind and make him internally rage. Of all special infected, he's 100,000% certain if he drops and all he'd end up a hunter, and that thought terrifies him above all else.

Like, could you imagine that? Hunter!Desmond would be a freaking menace, and unlike other hunters who aren't all that silent due to his training and bleeding effects, his stealth goes above and beyond what the typical hunter is capable of. Nightmare fuel for sure.

Well, this is obviously a very late Halloween thing because I just answered this today XD

I have fond memories of L4D as it was the game me and my friends would play between classes if we were quite bored. I even play Back 4 Blood with my friend a few months back just to get back to that L4D feel (and also because it was one of the few games we both had that we could play together hahahaha).

Out of all the infected, I prefer being the Hunter so there’s definitely some bias when I say that I agree with you that Desmond would definitely be the worst kind of Hunter.

Made for stealth and speed, compounded by his unique genetics that makes him the closest Isu among the humans if we don’t count the Sages.

He wouldn’t just be a Hunter, he’d be a mutated Hunter.

One might even call him the Apex Hunter.

His vision would stay in a heightened state of Eagle Vision, unaffected by flashbangs or any kind of tools that might impede his visions or other senses.

The heightened state of Eagle Vision meant that not even walls can hide his preys and he has… ‘favorites’, one might say.

The Apex Hunter would prioritize hunting and turning specific humans.

Humans that would turn into Hunters as well, joining him with some kind of strange pack-like intuition.

To the humans, it would seem random and they won’t realize it but the Apex Hunter…

He turns those that glowed bright to him.

Those with higher Isu genes that the rest.

And it is those nightmares that plague Desmond’s sleep.

It makes him fear being infected.

Not that it was easy for him to be infected.

He wore a mask to cover his face and lessen the chance of being hit by blood or any kind of body fluids from those he takes down. He goes to the nearest museum and ransacks their historical weapon and armor displays, going for the chainmail and leather armor instead of a full metal armor. It was as light as he could get it while offering the necessary protections as he sometimes has no choice but to get into close combat with them.

He goes for weapons his Bleeds are familiar with, a hunting bow for stealth kills that wouldn’t alert the hordes, a sword with the nearest weight to what he was familiar with, a hunting dagger that he uses more as a utility tool than anything else and an emergency pistol he got from an undead police officer he took down.

He kept his identity a secret. There was no need to tell everyone he was Desmond Miles, not when he’s not sure yet if Abstergo had already been wiped out or if they’re not behind the scenes, protected by the best security money can buy.

He woke up alone, in a room that had enough clues for him to figure out that he was about to be dissected (or vivisected since he wasn’t dead yet).

No clues on where the Assassins were.

If there were even Assassins left.

All he knew was that he woke up and the world had turned into a post zombie apocalypse.

So he continues to travel, focusing on the rooftops to traverse and only making contact with other survivors when it was necessary (or if his kindness gets the better of him).

He does not give a name.

But his existence is whispered regardless.

The White Hood.

A man clad in a white hoodie with a blank mask that covers his entire face.

You know when you see him because…

His white clothes do not have a speck of blood at all.

#i feel like desmond would be trying to find his team #hoping they’re still alive #but not holding his breath at all #if they were dead #he was hoping he could find his apple with their remains #at the very least #it’s morbid yes #but he has seen enough death and the shambling of the undead #to have hope #but to prepare for the worst #assassin's creed #desmond miles #ask and answer #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

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knickknacksandallthat · 5 months

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now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows

anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:

*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*

MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.

AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.

DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-

MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?

JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?

MATT: And?

JEAN: And what?

MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?

JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.

AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.

ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.

MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?

KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?

JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.

Part 2 to this ask

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nartothelar · 1 year

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Okay but are Batteries healthy for the Joltiks tho?! Because I would personally generate electricity on a bike for them just to give them something organic

Batteries as food is like instant portal food; not the healthiest food option but still nutritious! Electricity from a bike is organically made but takes time and effort to make so. Emmet offers that sort of food for special occasions, like going to a fancy restaurant!

Depending on the brand, the electricity from batteries also tastes different. So Emmet buys a specific brand whose flavor he knows the joltiks' love!

#some mention why he doesnt just let them eat from the third rail and the answer is that even though that food is abundant #it doesnt taste as good #which is why his bank account is in shambles lol #ask #joltik

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cheeseburgersinparadise · 1 year

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for horny tuesday:

I'm always a sucker for the idea of a cruise, spending a week (or more) with nothing to do but relax and enjoy unlimited delicious food and drinks

leaving the boat not quite able to fit into the clothes you wore at the start of the trip

HI THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX FOR WEEKS SORRY

i want to do this so incredibly badly it’s unreal. i want to show off my partner and take them tanning in the sun. i want to keep ordering more and more and more so they are just utterly stuffed and heavy at poolside so I have to help them back up to our hotel to get ready for dinner. i want to get them drunk on fruity, high sugar booze and order enough dessert for four. I want them to be so bloated by the end of the trip nothing fits, and to have to waddle to the airport off the boat in plain sight, another casualty of all inclusive gluttony.

#chzburger answers #hhhhhhh #my brain is in shambles #🥵

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grymkoena · 5 months

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#I'm actually not answering any questions at this time #a moment of silence for myself #because this has me in shambles #rogue amendiares #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk photomode #cyberpunk 2077 oc #my oc #Valentine Artorius

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ganondoodle · 10 months

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your totk rewritten is pretty cool, its got a lot of nifty ideas! i really like the possibility of an ending where ganondorf gets a proper burial, esp considering, you know. the Situations hes been through (-> a whole conspiracy to kill him, being sealed in a way thats designed to keep him barely alive possibly for the rest of eternity, being used as a living battery to power a gazillion things al at once for thousands of years) (this last part is also really nice, showing the sheikah as still shady af but also why it was so easy for their technology to get corrupted since it came straight from the power source in a way)

thank you!

i want to write a more coherent version of it sometime soon where i summarize a lil more and split it up in clear parts (like basic plot, surface, underground etc)

my main goal is to bring it all full circle really, the zonau acting as an inspiration for the shiekah (them not being 100% perfect good guys too like you said), the thing with repeating history bc you blindly follow its warning (like how botw happened with trying to replay the first calamity and it backfiring, so did the zonau follow the warnings of old and thus caused what they wanted to prevent), it building more on the shiekah tech in itself and giving a good reason to why so much of it turned useless, and while i love ganondorf as he is i personally like the idea of him while maybe not having been 100% good either (bc who is really) that him being mistreated like that lead to him becoming irrevocably hateful and angry and you having to stop him although you know he has every right to be that way

like this totk rewritten project is less of a complete AU and more meant like a reshuffle, except for the time travel (actually that might be turned into a travel to ganondorfs memories where you get to run around in .. maybe at the end of the halfway battle- sorry getting ahead of myself nfkdnhdjk) all pieces are still there, but put together a little differently

i really hope people will like it :D

#ganondoodles answers #im already making sketches for links new abilities for his shiekah arm #like the grapple hook alone opens up quite a bit #also the fusing still works #and another one would be to infuse broken tech with energy when you hook up to it #like a broken elevator of a shrine and you grab it with the shiekah arm and power it so it moves again but only as long as you grab it #making it all a bit more physical #instead it all being a wireless connection #idk i imagine it being satisfying slamming your arm into broken tech and it half works again #like the way calcifer made hauros castle walk again even if it was a tiny shamble of the original wandering castle at the end of the movie

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capnhanbers · 5 months

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Dude this is fate, i just finished chill or be chilled (for the FIRST TIME i cannot believe I hadn’t found it sooner) and now i find joat!!!!!! holy shit im about to DEVOUR this thank you author for the nourishment

HIII i know you sent this a while ago and it's so flattering!!! eight years later and i'm still living my best life as @tricktster's sloppy seconds, i hope u enjoy <333333

#tst is the king of long form sansxread and i'm her jester except we're both jesters and there was never a king andthe palace is in shambles #joat talks #answers

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evilpuff · 3 months

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Maybe you and normal Puff and work out your differences with a hug? :)

Hug my enemy? The Evil Puff does not

involve her self in such sentiments!

I mean doesn't hurt to try?

Unless you're too chicken?

I AM NO COWARD!

Hmmmm so how should we hug?

Like a side hug or bear hug?

Just do a NORMAL hug! Aren't you

known as normal puff???

Yeahhh but-

Oh my crumbs-

Like this!

• • • • • •

You've tricked me you sugar craved

freak!

..no, no I didnt

.....so you gonna let go or?

NO MORE KIND GESTURES

ALLOWED!

..........

YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY

RUINED MY EVIL CAREER

(real account @puffpastrycrimewatch )

#ask #ask answered #answered #answered asks #art oc #digital aritst #digital art #digital illustration #digital drawing #drawing #drawings #comic panels #webcomic #art #artists on tumblr #puffpasrtycrimewatch #evil career is in shambles how will i recover

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shamblespirate · 20 days

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Please a HC about a sexy pillow fight with wrestling for Kid and Law 😍 might be some kind of foreplay

This sounds like so much fun Anon I love this idea!! <3

Kid

Kid would start a pillow fight just to annoy you and get your attention. Sometime he will get so into it he will hit you with his pillow so hard you get dizzy. He would have a blast waging literal pillow war against you.

If he gets overboard he will hug you around your waist and bring you down to lie down with him as little spoon and let you calm down.

If you put up a good fight he will tackle you down and sit up on top of you to claim his victory in this ruthless war.

Kid would definitely start a make out session. He would start slowly by teasing you.

He will get touchy, sneaking his hand under your clothes. He will start with caressing your belly and then he would lightly follow up to your chest. Then he would trail his hand down to your waist and squeeze while kissing your neck. He will follow down lower to your thighs and knead them and squeeze them hard enough to bruise. He would then start kissing your belly while holding your waist down to stay in place kissing up your neck and lightly bite you there.

If you let him he will fuck you in the messy bed among the soft pillows. He would use some of the pillows to prop your ass up and fuck you from behind.

Law

Law is not the type to start a pillow fight. In Law's case you will have to be the one to initiate it because Law is not really the type to mess around or indulge in silly things like pillow fights. You have to show him how to have fun.

Throw that pillow at him and he will give you a stink eye. Don't let that deter you because he hates losing. So keep teasing him until he snaps.

Don't expect him to fight with you though because he will just wrestle the pillow out of your hands and pin you down on the bed.

Law would give you a punishment in form of some heavy teasing, running his hands over your sensitive body and keeping you taut.

And only after you are a whiny needy mess he would start slowly giving you what you want. Kissing you messily and biting all over your neck and chest. Kneading you chest and twitling your nipples between his fingers. His other hand lightly trailing down and down to unbutton your pants and sneaking his hand in.

Law will take you slowly and do his best to keep you on edge for as long as he finds sufficient as your punishment.

#eustass kid imagine #eustass kid headcanons #trafalgar law imagine #trafalgar law headcanons #eustass kidd x reader #trafalgar law x reader #one piece x reader #one piece imagine #one piece headcanons #shambles answers

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originalartblog · 2 years

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Is dazai canonically a Canada Goose cause as a humble Canadian I can assure you they are vicious and the devil's incarnate

#the space-time continuum is in shambles #anon i reread your ask several times but i'm still a little perplexed so #dazai goosamu is my AU where everything is the same except that dazai is a canada goose that cannot talk but everyone understands anyway #I made it up after reading a magic AU fic by quinnlocke on ao3 where dazai turned himself into a goose #and since actual BSD character dazai osamu shares a color palette with a canada goose i thought it would be hilarious #the rest is history #i hope this helps.........#also as a fellow canadian they live in my backyard 🤝#dazai goosamu #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bsd fanart #bsd #bungou stray dogs #thank you for the asks! <3 #ask answered #nawy's doodles

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moonchild-in-blue · 4 months

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🍌✨peeled✨🍌

OKAY HOLD ON OKAY WAIT OKAY-

BANANA BOI. EXISTS. MY LOVE. PEELED VESSEL.

I cannot express how much I love your Banana Vessel. My heart is peeling with emotion and love 😭🍌💙

How did a silly joke turned into a beautiful crochet creation ACROSS THE MF OCEAN???? 🥺🍌 PEELED BANANA VESSEL AUGGHHH NOTHING PEELS FOREVERRRR!! IF YOU WANNA GIVE THEN GIVE ME ALL THAT YOU CAN PEEL!!!😭😭🍌🍌

#I love you so much for this i am in shambles #Banana Vessel my beloved #peel up banana boy 🍌#peeled Vessel #sleep token #sleep token fanart #sleep token vessel #darya answers #special pocket post

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wnterslder · 3 months

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today’s thoughts : bucky’s excited about those new jupiter picture from the juno mission and telling your muse about it (with pictures)

#❪ ⠀ * ⠀ ─── ⠀ 𝙰𝙽𝚂𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙳. ⠀﹕ ⠀ ooc. ⠀ ❫#also im #in SHAMBLES my computer shut off before i could save my icon template i Fear #also i was gonna start my hiatus queue rn but i cannae on this phonr #but it’s been Stress so apologies i didnt get to answer mmy dms :’)

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lesbaurinkos · 25 days

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these men are getting WRINLED UP together im nauseous and im lightheaded

LITERALLYchrist. my god. they’re in this for life……… i can’t take it i feel ill. oh god they make each other so happy. Oh god they get to be older and happier. Together. what if this was my final straw. it’s 2:30 am

#��forever plz”and it IS. IT IS!!!!!!!!#im so in shambles. About the state of it all.#thank you to the strawberry soju also in my system for making my emotions on the matter CONSIDERABLY WORSE #also wow my ask box finally isn’t broken? hello? i can answer people again?#amazing… we’re so back #ask

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