When the religious trauma manifests as a raging priest kink later in life, but you weren't even Catholic to begin with:

Bold of all of y'all hateful Rammstein shippers to assume all six of them aren't in a committed poly relationship.

When you leave after an argument and you hear them say something under their breath

Vampires but the descriptor of red eyes doesn't mean red irises, but the presence of tapetum lucidum bouncing light around the eyeball to get as much night vision as physically possible.

Kinda shitty how society pushes you to go to college immediately out of high school.

Yes you're legally an adult, but you're still learning how to be one? And college functions like you should know how to be one by now, even though you've only been one for less than a year?? And it punishes you and fucks the rest of your life up for not knowing???

Like. "Oh you aren't mentally and emotionally mature enough to function while in crippling debt, severe burnout, and in the depths of clinical depression? Sounds like you're just another failure to me..."

This sounds pretty fucked up, right? This is pretty fucked up, right?

The axolotl in the tank when you bring the food

Not to get back on my Lindemann- Till the End bullshit again, but do you reckon the reason he's blushing so fucking hard during the bit when he's laying back in bed and sucking his thumb while the chick blows him is because she's fingering him, too?

Funny High School Story

So I took an AP Psychology class in either my sophomore or junior year, and there was a day we spent talking about Schizophrenia and auditory hallucinations.

Our teacher showed us the video of Anderson Cooper taking part in a simulation of auditory hallucinations. Except it was not the original video, and the teacher wasn't aware of this.

So that's the story of when I sat in class watching a video of Anderson Cooper getting verbally abused by Hank Hill's disembodied voice.

Can't wait for religion to become such a political non-issue that Kratos can throw hands with Jesus.

Grandmother saw one (1) Pride post on Instagram and told me "I'll beat you black and blue if you go gay" as a conversation starter.

Told her that was a terrible thing to say, and she told me being gay was worse.

This is why I'm never coming out to her as bi.

Till is literally called the "The Wendish Butcher", where are all the ao3 authors with the serial killer aus at???

Today's nerdy thought nobody asked for because linguistics/acoustics are an autistic hyperfixation of mine:

How much of the phonetic structure and musical composition of ancient hominid species has it's bare-bones roots in mimicry of indigenous wildlife? Did our ancestors really build forms of communication and auditory arts from the ground up, or did they borrow primordial lend-words from our fellow living creatures and go from there?

Basically are we the decendants of parrots in primate bodies?

When you slurping on some ramen but a couple noodles decide to choose violence and slap the shit out of you.

A Literally Certified Psychiatrist PhD: My patient needs this medication.

The American Healthcare System:

6 am tornado warning in the dead middle of December. Only in Oklahoma.

Me: *Shares my special interest that I really love and has helped me through a lot of bad times*

My Family: ThAt'S sTuPiD! wHy ArE yOu WaStInG mY tImE wItH sTuPiD sTuFf?! GeT a LiFe!!!