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Happy Michael Sheen's birthday to all who celebrate!
#michael sheen#good omens#dayum#birthday#sexma sheen#saddle up sheenie#deep thoughts about stupid shit#Aziraphale
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" Merry Sexmas! to all, and to all some wonderful Booba "
#IC#Lustful Bat of Mystery#Sexmas tidings#sinday+christmas=sexmas!#i'm going to hell for this one aren't i?
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Pornban is working
#selfpost#content warning tiddies#sexmas reindeer moment#this is what i get for browsing tumblr at 1 am instead of working
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Father Sexmas.
#can we please go back to father sexmas. instead of screaming on the balcony.#shivorce#tom wambsgans
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full malewife thomas!!!!
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sexmas
warnings: f!reader, nsfw, 18+, slight teasing, m!receiving, creampie, praising, etc. lmk if i missed anything. please try to ignore any errors ❦ !!
summary: you and your bf suguru are watching movies and let’s say netflix asked if you were still watching heheheeeee
you guys are cuddling in bed watching a “Home Alone” marathon.
you rub your hand along the top of his chest moving down to his waist line.
he looks down as your fingers trace his lower stomach.
“w-what are you doing y/n?”
you ignore his question and tug on his boxers
little did you know he was hard this whole time
he lifts himself up allowing you to fully remove them
his hard dick springs out hitting his stomach
without hesitation you grab his dick and put it in your mouth and start sucking him off
“fuuuuckkk y/n” he says grabbing your hair guiding your head down further.
his eyes rolled to the back of his head, droll slightly dripping from the corners of his mouth.
you look up at him seeing that he was now looking at you.
“you look s-so pretty taking all of me baby fuck.” his words are slurred from the amount of pleasure you’re giving him.
you’re now only sucking his tip knowing that’s the most sensitive while using your hand to stroke the rest of his length.
one thing about suguru is that he’s not afraid to be vocal in bed.
his groans and moans become so much louder.
he pushes you head down almost making you gag
“shit baby. i’m about to cum— fuckkkk” “you feel so fucking good y/n.”
just as he’s about to finish, you completely stop.
he looks at you with confusion and disappointment.
“wh-why’d you stop? i was almost there” he says with one of the saddest looks on his face you’ve ever seen.
as you’re trying to catch your breath, you see him about to touch himself to finish the job.
“babyy— stop”
you say removing your panties. suguru gets up and flips you over so now you’re laying on your back.
he immediately thrusts into you. his cock is so deep in you.
“suguruuu- please sl-slow down baby.” he listens and uses his thumb to play with you sensitive clit causing you to jump.
you’re growing even more needy. you feel almost embarrassed that you told him to slow down. and now you want him to pound into you even faster.
“faster baby” you say
“make up your fucking mind y/n”
his words turned you on even more
“please go fas—“ just as you were about to ask him to go faster, he pistons right into your tight pussy making you scream
his big tip kisses your cervix. one of his hands grips you waist while the other is still playing with your clit.
your back is arched off of the bed. you try to push geto off of you but he just moves them. deep down you didn’t want him to stop
“move your fucking hands baby. take this shit. i know you can.”
“suguruu im about to cum fuckk.” you moan
“me too princess, shit. wanna cum together?”
“mhmm, tell me when”
his eyes are closed shut. the way your cunt squeezes around his length drives him crazy.
“i’m coming y/n” he huffs
“fuck me too babyy—“
his groans unexpectedly stop, then you feel his cum spill inside of you.
“fuckkkkk” he say still thrusting into you
you finish a few seconds after him.
he pulls out falling on top of you as his chest heaves up and down. he leaves kisses up and down your body.
merry christmas & happy holidays everyone!! 🩷
© suguruluver 2023
#suguruluver#jjk#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen#x reader smut#suguru geto#geto x reader#geto smut#suguru geto x reader#smut#jjk x reader
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Hi there! Please, I'm struggling to remember where did we first hear Michael being called a "welsh seduction machine" and David a "soft scottish hipster gigolo". I really wanna know! Do you?
Hello! Well, by no means do I want to take credit if this isn't the case, but I actually started using those tags here on Tumblr four years ago (the tag for Michael in June 2019 and the tag for David in August 2019). After watching GO season 1, I got into Michael first, and so #welsh seduction machine came pretty readily as a tag, though I couldn't say for certain that I was the first one ever to call him that.
(Michael did once mention in an interview when asked about something untrue yet hilarious that he'd read about himself, that he'd read that he was going to name his hypothetical daughter "Sexma"--a.k.a., "Sexma Sheen." Not exactly the same thing, of course, but the closest I think I've come across.)
It took me a little bit longer to become a fan of David's--not because there is anything wrong with him, but because I was so enchanted by Michael from the start and mainlined his filmography first. Once the DT spell was cast, though, I specifically remember trying to think of a way to describe David that would also work as a hashtag, and so #soft scottish hipster gigolo was born. (I also have several other newer tags for David, which can be found in this post.)
What's really surprised me is how both of these tags have suddenly taken off over the last few months/since GO 2 came out. I used to only ever see #welsh seduction machine and #soft scottish hipster gigolo in my saved tags (which aren't even saved anymore because Tumblr glitched out a few months ago and pretty much wiped them out), but now I've been seeing those tags under "Popular Tags," which is absolutely wild. I'm glad folks are enjoying them, though, and it is rather lovely to see my 'children' go out and thrive in the world, as it were.
I hope this helps to answer your question. Again, if anyone knows of any instances of those tags/nicknames that predate my own use, please do feel free to comment on this post and let me know!
#marcespot#reply post#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#i did not plan for this at all#i am just glad people are enjoying my ridiculous posts#i am so grateful for everyone who enjoys my MS/DT content as well#also i recommend everyone watch more of Michael's interviews from ten years or so ago#so charming and breezy and delightful#i miss that Michael#discourse
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father sexmas came and shiv had a preserved scorpion at the bottom of her stocking
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Time is ticking ⏰⏰SEND 💌📲this 🤳🏻 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏻👯♀️🕺🏼if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳get 5️⃣back and ur a 😈🐎😈Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🪵🔥😉😏but if u get 0️⃣back 😵 u got a 🔥DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🕳️🌵😰😭😱😢🍑
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Stranger Things Masterlist
Key: 🌶=full smut • 🫑=soft/implied smut • 🐻=fluff • ❤️🩹=angst
Eddie Munson
Full Length Fic(s): Nothing Matters But You [masterlist]❤️🩹🐻
One Shots: Smoke Break🫑 • Do It Yourself🌶 • Exposure Therapy🐻 • Ceilings🫑 • Wet Dream🌶 • Nobody Else🌶 • Sounds Like Flirting🐻 • Haunted House🌶 • Shock Collar🌶
Drabbles: You Promised You Wouldn’t Be a Hero❤️🩹 • Popsicles🐻 • On Call (pt 2 to Popsicles)🐻 • Guitar Pick🐻 • Midnight Birthday🐻 • Off-Book🐻 • Weighted Blanket🐻 • Dollar Tuesday Movies🐻
Blurbs: A Concert for Me🐻 • A Concert for You🐻 • Eddie x Art Student🐻 • Family Day🐻 • Makeup🐻
Headcannons: General pt1 • General pt2 • Stuff he knows to drive you feral (so he does them a lot now) • Dates&Diners • Sleeping (sfw) • Intimacy (nsfw) • Summertime • Summer Bonfires • Driving • Drunk Eddie • Road Trip Things
Asks: So Sweet🐻 • La Vie En Rose🐻 • Cleaning❤️🩹🐻 • Unlikely Friends🐻 • Scaredy Cat🌶
Robin Buckley
One Shots: Ceilings🫑
Mini Fic: WLW Hotline🌶 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Asks: Lunch Break🌶 • Study Session🌶 • At the Lake🌶 • Sensitive🌶 • Movie Night🫑🐻 • Asking Questions🌶 • Merry Sexmas🌶 • Stressed🌶 •
Drabbles: On Your Knees🫑 • Robin x BDSM🫑 • Spit🫑 • • Soft Lovin'🫑
Steve Harrington
One Shots: Think of Me❤️🩹
Ronance
Asks: After Vecna 🌶
One Shots: Happy Birthday (ronance x reader) 🌶
#masterlist#fic masterlist#fanfic masterlist#fic writer#stranger things fandom#stranger things#stranger things fanfic#stranger things fic#eddie munson fic#eddie munson fanfic#steve harrington fanfic#steve harrington fic#robin buckley fanfic#robin buckley fic
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