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mcdraggy · 29 days

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put this thing in the grave PLEASE

#toontown corporate clash #forecasts #seriously im going to die i cant do this #i cannot

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shrimplicitly · 29 days

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"watch for motorcyclists uwu" maybe if you guys didnt tempt 70 mph fate while weaving through highway traffic and staying in our blind spots until we decide to move and then oops you werent paying attention and now youre a smear on the i75. like come ON you guys need to be held accountable for your fucking egos on your two wheel death trap

#image.txt #the motorcyclists in redacted are driving me crazy. seriously im about to swerve into one on purpose #stop tailgaiting me man you weigh 100lbs i weigh 2 tons i WILL break on you #stop riding on the white line i WILL swerve into you #im done honestly guys fuck around and find out on black tarmac go ahead i know who will instantly die and who wont #you decide to purchase a bike and then do absolutely NOTHING to keep yourself save and expect everyone else driving (who are DRIVING and #cant pay attention to every single little detail on the road) start TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BIKE #(expect everyone driving to pay attention for you)#VENT VENT VENT I HATE MOTERCYCLES

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queenerdloser · 1 month

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once again asserting that the simple air conditioner remains humanity's best invention and i am including literally all technology when i say that

#this is hyperbole BUT i do also feel it so so so much lmao #every spring when it starts to get too hot for me and i turn on the a/c unit for the first time #i once again revel in the ability to make my own little space as cold as i need to not feel absolutely fucking miserable all the time #it is once again getting warm where i live and i have to mentally prepare myself for at least four months of being annoyed #every single time i have to go outside #am i already longing for fall? before it's even properly summer? you betcha lmao #i went out into 70 degree sunny weather yesterday and wanted to die. that's how anti heat i am. i cant even handle the 70s anymore #liveblogging life #also i guess im seriously not joking when i say the ability to regulate our indoor temps was a huge game changer for humanity btw

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peachrunes · 4 months

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my mom texting me "happy valentines day": i am a good mom. talking once every three months is good and normal. only one of my kids talks to me often. i am a good mom.

me after seeing my mom text me: *in tears* i should just kill myself i hate her i hate myself *spiraling*

#also on a tolerance break which isnt helping #good fucking god i need money or im going to just fucking off myself i seriously cannot fucking keep living like this #if i just had fucking money i would be fine if i could just get an extra $50-100 a month i would be golden #but i cant! and disability probably wont happen so #GREAT FEELING GREAT AND FINE I THINK I KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A GUN BUT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I REALLY DONT WANT TO FIRST #god. but it would be really funny to ********* **** ** *** **** ** ***** * *** ** *** ****#anyway hahahahahahahahahaha im going to fucking die i cant do this hahahahahahaah

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amorjpg · 4 months

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grades in art school and art degrees are infact all fake after all

#tell me how do i get a 14 after going above and behond on this fucking class #the professor has me talk to people in masters programs almost every week to teach them stuff that was her job #i do the last leg of this class sick off my ass with a breathing infection #and then people who barely showed up to classes get 16s and 17s #i really am not cut out for this bullshit #this is why the art scene is a fucking joke and no one takes us seriously #honestly i dont think we deserve to be taken seriously #bc for a lot of people with rich papis this is honestly just summer camp before they go die of overdoses when they get their degrees #bc lets face it half this people havent even tealised what the fuck is real life let alone how to live without someone doung everything #for them #whatever call me bitter if you want i dont care anymore #cant wait to finish this 4 year expensive lie and change what im studying in my masters

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wraithsoutlaws · 10 months

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#fuck. my. life.#aunts dog threw up this morning which was one of the vets big red flag things so. guess who gets to go back to the emergency vet today :)#i seriously want to die lol #doggie has been doing a lot better but ig just to double check things hahahaha :)#i cant do another 8 hours man im not gonna make it this time i stg #i feel like chewing off my own arm would be more pleasant jfc i. i fucking cant man!!!!!!

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depresseddepot · 2 years

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the way i try so SO hard to gain even a crumb of body neutrality only to then see some shit on twitter that remind me that oh yeah. a distinct portion of the population genuinely believes they are being discriminated against when they have to look at or be within 50 feet of a fat person

#the amount of times ive heard my skinny friends call themselves fat and disgusting to my face without considering the implications #i saw some tweet that just like. had a fat person in the video and ALL of the responses were men making fun of her #like. yes i realize my life would be so much better if i was born with a faster metabolism. thank you for reminding me #yes i realize i am not treated seriously because i am fat #that sort of incredulous look skinny people give you when you have the audacity to sit near them on the bus or ask for directions #like they're shocked you weren't some round thing that was in their sights for 2 seconds to make fun but disappeared #i am trying very hard not to let it get to me but when so many people seem to think the same thing it feels stupid #likei know i dont see people the way allosexuals do but are fat people really so disgusting that they feel like they can say shit like that #its so so frustrating #if i am going to die alone because of my own failings i can learn to accept that #but if i die alone because i can't find anybody that doesn't think fat people are worthless then what is the fucking point lmao #''people irl dont actually think that'' i cant count on 1 hand the amount of skinny people who have lamented about their weight to my face #someone brings in cookies to work and as im eating one someone skinny says ''well. i really don't need the extra calories so ill pass''#someone skinny checking out diet/exercise books because they ''REALLY have to lose some weight''#no they aren't talking about me/to me but how detached from your surroundings do you have to be to shit on yourself for your weight #like. even if i was skinny they're still talking about how gross and ugly they are around kids #''love your body and your self!!!1!!1'' okay then stop calling yourself disgusting regardless of how much you weigh.#you can think if if you want but god that 12 year old girl in line behind you is going to remember that forever #she is going to internalize ''oh okay. thats what a disgusting body looks like''#andthen she'll grow up and hate herself and continue the fucking cycle #just stop. stop talking about your weight around kids. i dont need 60 yo women telling me they're gross when they weigh maybe 150 lbs #i know this is super unhealthy but i literally cannot wait until i can move out and isolate myself from society #because every second i try to engage with it is literal torture #yall are so mean for no reason #i dont really have much to live for #but it would be helpful if skinny people didn't constantly reiterate that there's no point to living if you aren't skinny #im so tired #vent

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bunnyb34r · 5 months

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God I hope my fucking meds get here today I stg

#im in so much fucking pain #i want to stab my spine to paralyze myself so i won't feel this pain anymore. just cut off the major source #my ribcage and back hurt so fucking badly that i cant sleep it fucking hurts to breathe and im feel like i jumped off a building #i called it in LAST Tuesday. been off since last Friday. i wanna fucking die man it's so bad #and i cant like go to the hospital for an emergency dose bc its a compound medicine and idk what i can do to make it stop myself in the mean #time like fuck man #im seriously gonna start bawling if it doesn't come today man like idk what ill do it hurts so bad #like i dont think i can do anything bc the pharmacy would be like sorry we mailed it dont know what to tell you and the post office #would be like youll fucking get it when you get it. order sooner you piece of shit #id call off work but i really dont want to be stuck sitting around in pain all day. at least work will give me something to pass the time #marquilla

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kiilonova · 10 months

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ive been wheelchair-tiptoeing through the unmasked public for three years now but i say something judgemental about someone i used to work with, well outside their earshot, and im the bad guy? explain it slower ok im retarded

#cro vent #r slur #my life is structurally considered to be collateral. i am barely registered as alive. i recently found out i dont even have a credit score.#but im supposed to be kind and gracious and forgiving to people who have shown none of the same respect for me????#im supposed to be nice to the people who cant even take the time to put on a fucking mask bc. surprise!#the girl in the wheelchair might fucking die if it catches covid. but im mean for thinking its weird you dont like modern art.#i am so forgiving and gracious relative to how fucking insensitive every single person in the world is towards me #im being hyperbolic bc some people are kind and wear masks and etc #but seriously i cant believe i still go out of my way to be considerate towards others at the level i do #when i have not received a fraction of the same consideration in my whole 20 years of being alive #im so sick of being punished existentially for daring to try and live a fulfilling life while being disabled

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roylustang · 1 year

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The number of bugs that touch my face on a day to day basis is truly terrifying. Exposure therapy is a lie.

#cant wait to go back to america PURELY so I can run in the summer without bugs hitting me in the face it’s terrifying #most things I’m afraid of r bc of that fact that they startle me #so bugs doing anything is a big one #it’s why I used to b afraid of thunderstorms #and why I’m still afraid of the toaster #but seriously the bugs NEED to stop I am so afraid they jumpscare me literally every few minutes #they hit my ears #my nose #my forehead #my cheeks #my HAND #taking a deep inhale is a giant risk the amount of bugs I’ve almost inhaled is way too many #im serious I hate this places bugs so bad #sometimes they just fucking orbit me like little planets that r trying to kill me and im not fucking joking #they streak in front of my eyes like little bullets #and hit me in the face at high velocities #I want them all to die #japan

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myriadsystem · 1 year

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My beloved island residents, who i give gifts to and chat to daily: hmm im thinking about leaving, what do you say to that fuckface? You want me to leave? Your island sucks i want out ya bitch let me out

The one resident i ignore except to whack in the head with my net: *dances in the plaza for 3 hours, smiling that sadistic smile*

#literally actually ceying because fucking faith just wants to fish and ive been trhing to get rid of her for over 2 months now #and marshal walks past me walking past her fishing and tells me the lights of another island are calling him #THIS AINT THE FUCKING GREAT GATSBY MARSHAL YOU BITCH YOU WILL STAU WHERE YOU ARE do you know how many miles i spent trging to find you???#my ultimate fav little baby squirrel boy and youre asking to leave. when faith is right there. fuck you. you dont like the career jacket #i gave you?? you dont like that i gave you your own private beach cafe?? fucking fuck im so sad. im so angry #what will it take to get this fucking koala gone i hate her so much #seriously #personal #acnh #animal crossing #genuinely if you know how to make this fucking bitch ass koala leave and have my other beloved residents stop asking me to leave please #please let me know. ive just had a breakup literally 2 days ago i cant handle marshal asking to leave too #genuinely crying over this shit. fucking stupid fucking orange koala go die in a fucking pitfall hole

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obitv · 2 years

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i know none of you know what the fuck im talking about but i cant get the image of william wisp Nobody knows im a remnant .. while hes sitting there with black fucking veins all over his face every time dakota tells him Hey dude dont kill that guy! he thinks hes so fucking slick but the only reason nobody says shit is because dakota thinks all remnants are obsessed with killing and cant control themselves while vyncent doesnt fuvking know what a remnant IS

#also i seriously CANT settle on poeers for vyncent like this is so frustrating #hes old enough to have had his surge but he also isnt fucking from there so ??? what do i. do there #im going to have him from a world like dimension X but less dystopian hellscape more everyone lives at peace with magic and its a normal #part of life and things are just chill. so the magic works the same its just an slternate history type thing #so he PROBABLY had his surge. but WHATS HIS POWER??? WHERE DO THE GREATS FIT INTO THIS??????#id probably make him elemental for the versatility.. or i come up with powers for all the greats and fucking die trying. i might just

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n0ct0urn1quet · 2 years

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think i migght acactully drop out of school lmao i cannot do this shit anymore . i was fine a second ago but the thoughts got too strong and so now im Mad

#school doesnt start for another month and im already stressed and i just know that when school does start my mental health is just #going to rapidly decline and im gonna not have energy to do anything anymore n im sjut gonna fucking die #like if im being honest since i stopped going to school last year around like november/december my mental health has been Better #not good and not great but better than it is when im in school and i feel like that says a lot.#idc if dropping out means my entire family disowns me my moms already tired of me not going to school bc ive been struggling since #6th grade and its like. ok.#i might as well just not try #like ill be doing online school this year so not going back to public school but still dude i dont want to #i dont wanna do this shit for another 2 fucking eyars ive struggled enough already i cant Take It #i wanna fuckin move out so bad i dont wanna do this shit no more <3 #evereyones like 'oh i could never drop out of school id ruin my relatinship with my mom' n its like #ok well for me theres no relationship to ruin between us in the first place. she hates me and i hate her n thats just how its gonna be #she already is like ignorant when it comes to school n me being in school so why even fuckin bother this year right #seriously just considering dropping out i really dont wanna do this becauuse doing school is just going to take such a tolll on me and like #i just . dont wanna go through it! im done! the american education system can suck my dick.#i dont even think im gonna graduate at 18. i dont think im gonna graduate ever. i didnt finish 6th grade and completely skipped 7th #i pretty much failed 8th bc my grades went down bc i didnt go to school bc of the whole covid thing n i manually passed but that #doesnt count bc i was already skipping school n didnt do the online classes. i didnt finish 9th bc that was also during like the height of #the pandemic and 10th was just a disaster and on my last day i had pretty much an anxiety attack in my 4th period bc my teacher was #a fucking loser.#so. im just done! im fucking done.#not gonna graduate. oh well.

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stinkrascal · 2 years

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Do you ever worry that you’ll get bored with your sims or run out of things to do because they’re all vampires and don’t age? I’m considering a vamp story but can’t get pass the never aging thing due to fears of running out of ideas or storyline

no not really, but im the type of person who gets reaaaaaally fixated on one set of ocs for a really long time (before it was the strauds it was holden and his gang of friends, and i fixated on them for like ten years ahaaa) so it isnt unusual for me to stay interested in the same characters for a really long time regardless of if theyre supernaturals or not! also, some strauds won't be vampires and will age as they get older, so there are a few things i plan to do with that. and i also have written some things which can end the lives of vampires (physical damage/some illnesses, but not many) so i can play around w those things if i ever want to kill off a vampire in my universe. aaaand also also also i have a really strong attachment to all my ocs and it hurts me to think about them dying, so tbh im happy when theyre vampires bc then im like oh good they cant die lol. honestly just play around w the vampire lore and find creative ways to end a vampire's life, you can even write it to where vampires arent truly immortal but instead age very slowly over a long period of time if u wanted to! theres no set lore really, so do whatever you like to fit the narrative you wish to create. yeahhhh!!!!!!!!

#jade answers #anonymous #seriously u can do whatever u want with supernatural lore if u dont want them to be immortal then just boot that #and make them have unnaturally long lifespans instead #or even make them have a normal lifespan! it doesnt matter #my vampires are canonically hedonistic cannibal elves who live in a socialist utopia among supernaturals and cant die from sunlight lol #about as far away from ea lore as u can imagine. bc it works for what im going for #just do whatever u want u know!!!! i promise nobody will care if u change things up considering how severely ive changed everything to fit #my own needs. if anything i think ppl will appreciate it!#its way more fun to see many different interpretations of supernatural creatures vs one singular interpretation

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timehascomeagain · 2 years

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stressin about the state of this country😵💫

#like my work put their prices up this week i think and it's been stressing me out like it just feels like this society is barrelling toward #s something really fucking bad and im literally sitting at home on my bed #like... i dont even know. how can i sit here and worry about getting into my top universities when there are people who are going to die #of exposure this winter? when the country is coming apart at the seams? like how am i meant to take anything seriously #or just keep living life as normal as if things arent fucking insane right now #and i keep coming back to the fact that it's summer. i keep thinking of how much time we have left. and it's fucking stressing me out #AND THATS NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON THE LIZ VS RISHI THING OHHHH I COULD KMS #it's stressful. it is so stressful i feel like things are going to get bad. which is so like . as if theyre not already quite bad??????#idk. i just want to drown it out but i feel like i have a duty not to. this is literally the country i live in. theres no escaping it.#idk i just feel so much dread im so fucking stressed out #like the idea of stressing about oxbridge deadlines or which college to apply to as if food bank usage hasnt been rising for years just #feels so preposterous. it feels insane. idk im just so scared everything feels so precarious and i dont know what the answer is to any of #it. like i want to be like oh im 18 im too young to be worrying about this but im literally an adult. AND LIKE I DONT KNOW i dont know what #im meant to be doing !!!! i feel so young and inexperienced and stressed about everything #and i feel like i cant talk to my parents about it bc theyre literally keeping a roof over our heads and i feel like it would just stress #me out more and then it's just too dark to get into with my friends #idk. im just really stressed. maybe i should rewatch tsn

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sodrippy · 2 years

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i was being cranky w my last post but im not kidding like sorry but individual humans are good. humanity as a whole is not. goodnight

#yeah yeah whatever i know this is gonna come off as like bitter bitchy hopeless defeatist whatever #it is still. true though.#i really do think on an individual level humans are wonderful! of fucking course! but the whole like #oh dont be so negative HUMANITY is INHERENTLY- no we arent babe lol #'humanity' cant even adhere to the fucking zipper system when a lane closes on the road and people have to merge in #im not saying people are inherently awful i think its kind of useless to assign morality wholesale to a species like #how is this mindset actually improving the world are you just sitting around waiting for the great spring of human kindness to fix things?#anyway. i really am just so fucking cranky rn hsdhejnc #just complete lack of basic decency. and for WHAT. everyone will always get on the plane eventually #you have an assigned seat so what the fuck is going on inside your brain to make you act like this??? seriously? what is it?? die

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