🫧 Bathroom is deep cleaned! 🫧

some silly stuff with my explorers team lol, sapphire’s human lingo occasionally rubs off on bubbles, who doesn’t grasp the weight of some of the words, and it gives her whiplash every single time

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

wHEN WERE Y'ALL GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT CROSBY WAVING TO BUBBLES AT THE START OF THE PRE-FLIGHT BRIEF???

guys i think ive solved all of shipping

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if only there was a joke to be made between apples and corporate tech giants

obligatory alt ending:

side by side with the original

art trade w @eskariolis-con-salsa ! a very vivid gnocchi and also a more normal one bc i doont actually remember how to do color at all. additional b/w poses bc hehehehehe and a brief encounter with my own version of the beast bc hohohohoho. lots of them >:)

What if Asmo got gum stuck in his hair, like really in there and somewhere he cant see easily

But MC helps him get it out and they manage to without damaging or cutting his hair

i have never played or seen anything of outer wilds (game) and im just now watching someone play it and i keep thinking like .. man .. the sonau could have been something like that in totk, like even the architecture of the nomai in OW looks similar - very angular and mostly off-white green and gold, the name nomai is similar to the english translation for the sonau (zonai), the only(?) somewhat living one of the old and gone people is called solanum which reminds me of sonau and the ore sonanium (engl. zonaite), heck the nomai are goat like looking people with three eyes and use a highly advanced but little understood tech that you need to discover!!! they got swirly patterns alot! they even fuck up some time stuff!!

and im not saying nintendo copied them or something, the general idea isnt something all too unique (as no ideas are) but some of the similarities (like highly advanced in tech three eyed goat people that have a white and green/gold color scheme) do just make me sad bc i keep thinking about thats how the sonau could have been (minus the space stuff but moreso the VIBES and theme, game design aorund them!!), the way its done in OW is so neat, also i love that you cant understand them without a tool and you cant really communicate with them in turn like either! like the fact that there is not even a hint of a language barrier to the sonau in totk is like??? especially given the time span that is supposed to be between the past and the present in totk, not being able to clearly communicate would have been a really good and rather easy way to make the sonau more mysterious! even if you gave them subtitles that translated their language later on it would still make them feel a little more ancient

... actually ..its even worse .. in totks present theres only few people that can translate the text of the sonau, so the idea is there .. but how is zelda able to talk to them no problem? and rauru with you also mineru you could argue its bc they spent a long time as ghosts on the islands or in the shiek- purah pad but neither of them had any contact to the surface so that doesnt work, zelda teaching it to them also doesnt work bc that would take time she doesnt have and she literally talks to them all normally the literal first time they even meet ... it just being bc the hylian language never changed somehow so rauru and mineru just talk hylian is ...... the most boring answer tbh, not even slightly different manner of speech? over all that time? not some sort of accent?? even some of the old zora got one in botw (at least in german .. then again they also removed dumsda (engl. hudson) quirky way to talk ..... ), nothing? no??

it kinda plays into the whole lot that is a big problem with totk imo, the idea is there or even mentioned but its either not acted upon, never adressed or answered the most boring way

For those unaware of the context of the twitter interaction with cc!Dream, Dream replied to a c!dream fan who he follows making fun of Inniters that claim that c!dream was beating up c!Tommy constantly/off-screen during Exile. His exact words were:

c!Dream liked the feeling of power and control that c!Tommy’s friend exiling him gave him. He wanted c!Tommy to feel so isolated that he eventually viewed c!Dream as his only friend, and would help c!Dream’s goals Would have worked if it wasn’t for c!Techno living nearby

Now, this is confirmation of what dreblr has said since back when staged finale was a theory. c!Dream's goal with exile was to further his own goals. The point of it wasn't to torment c!Tommy just for the sake of it, and it certainly wasn't that c!Dream had some sort of specific obsession over c!Tommy.

None of this is news to us, but it is very explicit in spelling out that Exile was not the endgame. Exile was just another step in c!Dream's plan. c!Tommy and control over him isn't c!Dream's end goal. c!Tommy was/is just yet another tool in service of c!Dream's overall goal. All of them need therapy.

Anyways, the tl:dr, nothing exciting, stuff we already knew. c!Dream's overall plan is, in fact, still what he's working for. Also cc!Dream found a spider and I've admittedly spent a lot more of my time trying to ID it than anything else today. I've been trying not to cheat, and so far I've come to the conclusion that it's either in Ctenidae or part of Amaurobiidae based on the groove it appears to have. Will update on this as the story progresses.

chopper is SICK and TIRED

(redraw of that one textbook pic)

everyone, i have a major announcement. it is today that i finally found THIS man. the man who has plagued warner brothers for far too long. dr. lorre. PETER LORRE. Everybody, applaud with standing ovation.

They caricatur-ized Peter Lorre. see here?

And then again in Corpse Bride

BUT I THOUGHT THIS MAN PETER LORRE WAS BASED ON CHAZZ PALMINTERI

that's how this all started, chazz palminteri

extras:

here is a book based on the phenomenon.

here is media footage of the WB peter lorre character

this is peter lorre's iconic voice. ren of ren and stimpy is based on peter.

// vent

I have such a lovehate relationship with Ralsei fans cuz some of em are like cool and stuff, but there are sooooooo many people who sexualize the poor guy and it makes me very very angry. So many people argue that Ralsei is like an adult and it's the stupidest thing ever. Cuz if he was intended to be over 18, what business does he have hanging around high schoolers and presumably having a crush on one of em???????????? like no he's obviously underage.

Sorry I was on twitter and deltarunetwt is pissing me the fuck off goodnight

wanted a cool background, so I spliced together my own

chengyao where jiang cheng barges his way into jin guangyao's life because he wants to be in jin ling's even if he legally doesnt have custody of jin ling. jin guangyao should be mad. jiang cheng has no rights to do whatever he likes in jin guangyao's household- but tbf its hard be rational when jiang cheng's milky tits are perfectly eye level 🗿

OKAY GAMERS HERES SOME MORE WACK ART

(ALTERNATIVELY TITLED: ✨✨THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT DO CEL SHADING FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND THEN TRY TO DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!✨✨)

i was thinking about how people talk about sans having nightmares and that's fine and well and all but like. nobody ever seems to talk about papyrus having nightmares (if at all it's rare, or maybe i just haven't ever seen much of it).

then i got to thinking, in my usual "i-overthink-everything-i-make-eyecontact-with-and-then-some" way, how likely would it be that BOTH of them have nightmares? and if in the same night, what would happen???

which led to this weird headcanon that whenever both of them have nightmares (or just generally can't sleep or whatever) they just watch movies together

UH ANYYYYWAAAAYS THAT LED TO THIS

shadings kinda broken but ehhhhhhhhhhhhh khgfhfygkhj

Anyone else watch tadc and thought C&A stood for computing and analytics? No? Just me? I’ll see myself out