the wizard and the witch were married. caroline was married to pierre. caroline and the wizard had an affair, resulting in the birth of abigail. the witch discovered the affair, leading to their divorce (i'm guessing here - the wizard mentions that what caused their divorce also caused the witch to become so angry that she started cursing people, so i suspect that *something* was her discovering the affair and child). pierre suspects that abigail might not be his daughter. caroline desires to be with the wizard or at least wants freedom. rasmodius, the wizard, misses and might still pines for his wife and suspects someone in the village is their daughter.
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obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa
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plane spotting with the doctor <3
posting in gif format because tumblr hates videos for some reason :( so sorry for low quality
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Interesting dialog in the new weather event! Naturally I had to check in on my future husband and future grandparents-in-law
He's such a softie 🥰
Moments like this you can see why they've been married so long even though George is so grumpy to everyone else 😭😭😭
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Tragically disappointed that the capsule in Stardew Valley doesn't hatch a blue space cow.
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'there's an injured frog in that bush... i've got to save him!' 🐸
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