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sfm-daesdemona · 1 month
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Absolutely obsessing with the Sandvich Blues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SfsJ0X-2fk
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jimbster · 2 months
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Who’s up for a video art collab of this ? (Art Collab Animatic to be specific)
https://youtu.be/7SfsJ0X-2fk?si=PM7FcjL3_eEJWX_c
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Description in the bottom !
To participate, DM me your Discord user (So we can add you to the server !)
Deadline is on the 31st !
CHARACTERS:
- Heavy (Me)
- Spy (@tsamired)
- Demoman (none)
- Administrator (none)
- Medic (leafy)
- Sniper (@caramelcheesegay)
Background characters since they don’t get a singing line:
- Pyro (@chief-ravenfeather)
- Scout (none)
- Engineer (none)
- Soldier (none)
Note: Applications will possibly end once all characters are claimed.
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kinsey3furry300 · 1 month
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Art... pure, pure art!
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jarate-pissman · 3 months
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Silly Doodle of TF2 if they were dogs. I wanted their accessories to resemble their human counterparts, but it can be difficult because putting a dog into human clothes is hard to draw.
Scout: A Boston Terrier. A breed known for being lively and happy, it's friendly and open to strangers. Scout as a guard dog would show you where his owners keep the valuables if you give him even a crumb of attention. Also, they can be bug eyed and derpy at times.
Pyro: A Dalmatian. Duh. With a bag on their head that resembles pyro.
Soldier: Solly is an American Pitbull Terrier. The fact that it's a controversial breed makes it an even better fit! ABPTs were used in combat missions in WWI and II. In WWII they appeared often on war propaganda posters. One of the most well known ABPT was named Sgt Stubby in WWI, and he earned himself numerous medals. Stubby is probably the deciding factor. Soldier has an American flag bandana and his food bowl over his eyes. He smells faintly of rotten bbq ribs.
Heavy: An Ovcharka (Caucasian Shepherd) while originally the breed hailed from Georgia, the USSR pushed to have the breed standardized. The huge dog breed was originally bred for guarding purposes, and has a serious and protective nature. Perfect for guarding his medic. He greatly treasures his Sandvich, a stuffed squeaky toy from the bargain bin at the pet store.
Demoman: A one-eyed Scottish terrier with a sturdy body and a manly beard. My personal experience with Scotties as a dog groomer is that they are absolute assholes who are wary of strangers squeezing their ass glands. I'm pretty sure Demo would bite me too if I touched his asshole. Demo has a squeaky bouncy ball that resembles a sticky bomb, one eye, and a hat that looks like a beanie.
Engineer: An American Bulldog. Mainly this was influenced by their stocky body and their friendly personality. Bulldogs are also a very intelligent dog breed that possess high endurance, agility, and strength. American Bulldogs were bred with the intention that they would be a farm dog. I would have gone with the Blue Lacy, but it didn't feel very Engie, despite being the only breed outta Texas. Engineer dog has doggles.
Spy: A french bulldog. Both the French Bull Dog and the Boston Terrier both descended from the Bulldog, so in a way they are related. While a poodle would have fit Spy as well, Frenchies are pretty expensive in their own right, and the cost of their medical bills might as well cost 5 poodles. They're like the luxury bulldog, and I feel like the fact that Spy and Scout's breeds resemble each other makes it better. Since dogs don't usually wear balaclavas, Spy-dog got his face stuck in a pair of red/blu underwear and started wearing them ever since.
Medic: What dog is more demanding, bratty, and sadistic than a Pomeranian? Pomeranians are extroverted, lively, alert, and highly intelligent dogs of German origin. They can be aggressive to humans and dogs to try and prove themselves. They don't seem to realize how small they are, and somehow wind up ruling the house anyways, even if there are other dogs. I can just imagine Medic-dog commanding Heavy-dog, and Heavy-dog going along with whatever he says. Medic has tiny glasses and a stray hair curl.
Sniper: A dingo. Aloof, mysterious, and a bit scrawny for his size, he's an excellent hunter who can brave the scorching bush and all Australia has to offer.
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cheemscakecat · 3 months
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Red team built different? [Surprise, it’s Dadspy lore]
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Meanwhile RED Scout:
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I’m just now realizing that BLU Hoovy would have been low health if he was eating his sandvich, but still.
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Whether Hoovy had lower health or not, RED Scout still seized an opportunity in battle, which is one of his strengths. And if he’s knocked out, that’s one less danger to the rest of RED.
It’s just funny to me that BLU Hoovy is such a threat in Emesis Blue, getting bigger and coming back over and over, meanwhile RED team just kills him like everyone else.
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This is your friendly reminder that RED Spy killed BLU Soldier and BLU Heavy on his own.
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And took Joey Murders’ makeshift knife out of his burly hand and stabbed him dead in one hit. In a matter of seconds.
Another thing that’s relevant:
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*Gets private moment with the missus ruined by teammates invading their space*
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“May I make a suggestion?”
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“Run.”
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Ya notice how Soldier and Medic -two of the most insane, unpredictable RED mercs- ran away in fear? From RED Spy holding a golf trophy like Scout with a baseball bat? It is made of metal… but so is Scout’s grey bat, so like…
This is why I’ve been saying Spy put his stats into upper body strength, and Scout put his stats into speed. [It’s also not like Scout got a good chance to slow down and learn to hit harder with his brother situation].
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Scout’s legs are thicker, especially in the thighs. It’s harder to tell with the baggy pants, but if you look closer, all the loose folds are below his knees. Jeremy’s muscle is concentrated in his thighs, that’s why they fill out his pants like that. Maybe that’s the real reason why we haven’t gotten a shorts cosmetic for him that isn’t just femscout legs or on top of his pants.
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Femscou legs [the skin tone doesn’t match]
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It’s even harder to tell where Spy’s muscle mass is since his clothes are tailored with that in mind, but Valve made a model for Meet the Spy, and someone created a more polished cosmetic.
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The Valve version is way less polished, but he still had abs and more muscle up top. While also not skipping leg day.
One of the reasons why Scout is weaker despite working at RED for so many years is because of his diet.
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Bonk is radioactive, and if Medic didn’t keep healing Scout on the regular he’d probably end up with the same horrible health problems as the Radon girls. [BLU Medic has probably shown pictures of them to BLU Scout, to try to convince him to quit].
But on the off chance that Jeremy was willing to listen to Spy’s advice, he could get better quality food and start gaining upper body muscle. They are both skinny legends though, so it would take longer than he’d like. Little bro is not patient.
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paranoidginger · 25 days
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Last but not least, we have the Defense team!
Starring Heavy, Demoman, and Engineer!
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Nicolai, the heavy weapons guy of team Blu, is a gentle giant with his teammates and a force of destruction for his enemies.
More intelligent than anyone gives him credit for, he is usually pretty quiet, but still more talkative than his Red counterpart. His English is better, although he still struggles occasionally with remembering certain words.
An avid reader in his free time, he will often discuss the stories and plotlines in his books whenever people will listen, although it is usually only Johann who will indulge him, leading to the pair bonding over literature quite often.
Nicolai is fiercely loyal to his team, and far less attached to his weapons than Mikhail, fully willing to drop anything to make sure he can protect his team.
He is the resident Chef of the team, and thoroughly enjoys branching out and trying new foods, although it's hard for him to pass up a classic sandvich.
Unfortunately, due to his loyalty and protective nature, it is incredibly common for him to end up seriously injured and in his medics care, something he doesn't mind, because it means that he gets to see Johann in his element.
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When it comes to the demolition expert, bombs are not the only explosive thing about Finnegan.
He is an excitable man with an addiction to adrenaline. He has a rough and tumble exterior, but is a kind, sweet individual towards his team. He gets along great with nearly everyone on the team, especially Scout, Pyro, and Soldier.
It isn't uncommon for him to give his teammates hugs, and he's one of the best at raising his team's spirits.
Although he does enjoy the occasional glass of scrumpy, or bottle of beer, he doesn't drink nearly as much as Tavish, and does his best to work through his problems in more productive ways, although he will admit that when he does occasionally get drunk, he comes up with some of his best ideas.
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Ben Connagher, keeping the last name of the man he was cloned from, the engineer of the blue team takes the mad scientist roll from the medic. Far more experimental in his buildings and machinery, he is dying to get his hands on a functioning robot, if only to take it apart and find out how it works, something rather difficult when you're on the battlefield destroying the things.
When it comes to his form of mechanical science, unfortunately for everyone who cares about him, self-mutilation is not off the table, as evidenced by the removal of his own hand just for the sake of replacing it with a mechanical one. It isn't uncommon for him to try and talk Johann into helping him with attempting to augment himself in one way or another.
Despite his mad scientist demeanor, he can be a sweet man, caring a whole lot for his team, even if he does seem more interested in his machines a lot of the time.
Unlike Spy, who tries his hardest to keep their relationship ambiguous, Ben is clearly head over heels for the man, going through a period of severe depression during the time that the Spy had been headless and stuck in an enemy fridge. He spent most of his time isolated and doing nothing but working on his machines during that time.
He has essentially adopted Scout, and helps with trying to teach him how to read properly, as well as teaching him other basic skills alongside his actual father, the Spy.
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rabbittf2x · 1 year
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How would medic,heavy and scout react to reader telling them about how they're only parent would leave reader to fend for themself while said parent goes out and does who knows what which the only way they stayed hydrated was by slurping water out of a really soggy basement carpet?
WHAT IS THAT LAST PART💀💀 I’m so sorry it cracked me up I can’t I’m going to hell😭😭
Reader tells mercs that they were neglected as a child
Includes: Heavy, Scout and Medic
Heavy💖
Heavy was deeply saddened to hear that you were neglected as a child. He had a great relationship with his mother, and couldn’t imagine it any other way. So for you to tell him you were left to fend for yourself as a kid, it broke his big heart
Your bad childhood occupied a large portion of Heavy’s mind for a few days. He was losing sleep over it. He found himself sleeping in your bed a lot more often, just to watch over you
Heavy enjoyed quiet afternoons with you in the base. It was when he could unwind and spend meaningful time with you. You both sat at the table, you reading a book and him eating a sandvich. Heavy placed the other half in front of you while you weren’t looking, a silent way of telling you he cared
Scout💖
For once in Scout’s life, he didn’t know what to say
“Oh… wow. Babe, that’s… that’s screwed up.” He frowned, struggling to meet your eyes
Scout hated serious stuff like this, and was heartbroken to hear what you went through as a child. He couldn’t understand, as he had a great mum. He felt so useless
“It’s okay, Scout. It’s all behind me, and now I have you.” You smiled sadly
Scout felt like crying as you pulled him into a warm hug. He threw his arms around you, squeezing you tight and burying his face into your shoulder. You both lingered there for a long, tender moment. You were the first to pull away, cradling his face in your shaky hands. As you gazed into Scout’s blue eyes, they welled up with tears
“I love you.” You whispered, then leaned in to kiss him
Medic💖
Medic couldn’t believe how much your sad story affected him. He had no idea you were neglected as a child. He was so thankful that you somehow survived that life. He now cherished your time together even more than he already did
Though Medic had never met them, he hated whoever raised you with a burning passion. How could they do that to someone so sweet? It tore him up so much
Medic swore to you that he would take care of you for as long as you’d have him. If you were his child, he would’ve done anything to protect you. But you weren’t his, and he wasn’t there. That was okay though, because he was there for you now
“And that’s all that matters, doctor.” You gently cooed to the Medic, cradling his worrisome face in your hands
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5eraphim · 8 months
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what kind of elf bars i think the mercs would go for:
Spy: Black Ice
-realistically this old bitch wouldnt vape, but if he were, he'd have one stashed somewhere away from the eyes of others for when he craves one.
-likes the name and colors
-convinced its the only flavor that isn't "trashy"
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Heavy: Cotton Candy Ice
-cunty
-something sweet he could use to chase a savory sandvich
-likes the colors a lot
-has to watch where he leaves it bc pyro steals them
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Sniper: Strawberry Kiwi
-it's literally called kiwi, its just like him! omg made for each other <3
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Soldier and Demo: Sunrise and Sunset
-exclusively started vaping to coordinate with each other.
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Engineer: Tabaco
-has an attachment on the gunslinger he can attach his vape to so he can vape whenever he wants AND keep both hands open
-didnt get vaping at first, but likes how the cartridges are more durable than cigarettes and wont break apart in his pockets.
-gets mad at people like scout, demo and soldier for leaving their empty cartridges laying around.
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Scout: Energy
-thinks it tastes like redbull (it doesnt)
-thinks it makes him look cooler (it doesnt)
-keeps like 3 in his little sling to vape on enemies to piss them off (it does)
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Pyro: Rainbow Candy
-likes the name
-exclusively uses sweet flavors
-likes to pretend they're a dragon exhaling the vapor
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Miss Pauling: Triple Berry Ice:
-likes the purple bc it coordinates perfectly with her dress
-classy flavor for a classy woman
-she works sooo hard and deserves a little treat
-takes rips between business calls
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Medic: Blue Razz Ice
-likes the kind with a shiny component
-wanted an "ice" flavor to match with heavy
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ask-the-tf2-mercs · 9 months
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(someone sended 6 different sandviches to saxton hale, each one on different color, Green, orange , blue , red, purple and yellow, despiste the strange colors, none of Them have anything weird and theyre edible)
(a letter also comes with the sandviches)
"SAXTON, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A PRODUCT... Color sandvich!!!!"
Atte: Cuchillazo anon
Saxton Hale: Well now.. BIDWELL, come look at these!
Bidwell: [walks in and furrows his brow] Sir, what in the world are-
Saxton Hale: Color Sandwiches, Bidwell, keep up! Get the marketing team on this, we could make a killing!
Bidwell: I don't even know what they're made of, Sir. How could we possibly even adver-
Saxton Hale: I'm not payin' you to run your gob, Bidwell!
Bidwell: [hesitantly grabs the box and sighs as he turns to walk off] ..of course, Sir..
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mstophattii · 6 months
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THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 SHOPPING SPREE RESULTS
hai!! hello!! Hatty here, so y'know that shopping spree i talked about in the last post??
well, this is how it turned out:
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"do you see banana fish? Hopping over in da blue cold sea.," BANANA FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im mad drippy 🥶🥶🥶
also yea i've reached peak naming with that pan :3
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SWORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"we're starin at the moon, and we both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?" ALSO YEA I BEAT WAVE 666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOOH IM JUST LIKE BUDDY SOLLY
OOOH AND YOU'RE DEMO TYLER MORE!!!!!!!
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"MAGGOTS, CHECK OUT MY COOL TIE AND PINS. THEY'RE 100% AMERICAN!!"
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i accidentally made him hot, what do i do now?
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"my name rambo and me like sandviche"
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SLAYY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also yea sorry for the bad image quality im working on that.,.
(i also bought a consencious objector and a name tag for the mad milk but i cant show them here lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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demonir · 7 days
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i forgot i commented on john lowrie's sandvich blues video and today i go watch it again and i see he liked my comment wahhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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limbobilbo · 9 months
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Please remember to reblog after voting to increase sample size.
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demifiendrsa · 2 months
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Team Fortress 2 voice actors - Sandvich Blues Music
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mrtheshadowon · 4 months
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GMOD Animation needs more story driven animations, I shouldn't just be suppressed to just "Heavy eat Sandvich with funny faces with stock Kevin MacLeod music" I swear to god, some up and coming animator is gonna blow people away with a insanely good story and it's gonna be bigger than Emesis Blue. I am not saying it's gonna be me at all, I am not even remotely hinting at that at all, but it would be someone no one has heard of at all.
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rainderthesomeone · 7 months
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Yo I wish there was an actual tf2 themed restaurant Valve gave someone permission to make, I can imagine it just filled with Tf2 memorabilia and custom made props and actual in game pictures, like one side is Red and the other side is Blu, and the waiters are hired actors playing the Mercs, something similar to places like the Karen cafe (which is an actual place and the entire staff are hired actors playing as Karen’s XD)
Basically like a miniature universal studios theme park but confined into a restaurant.
And the menu would be actual Tf2 food items.
Main course would be Sandvich of course, Hales kangaroo Stake and eggs, and Heavy’s buffalo steak, and scouts bucket of chicken.
Appetizers would be heavy’s banana.
Dessert would be Dalokohs bar.
Drinks, Bonk and crit cola (which would be just sprite and Fanta in different cans) Demos scrumpy, Engies beer, and Atomic punch (which is just blue koolaid)
Bonus menu items would be
Engies Texas stew (which is a nice homemade soup)
Soldier surprise (a casserole in a mre ration bag)
Pyros glitter cake(a rainbow cake with a mini balonacorn cake topper on it with glitter sprinkles)
Overheal Wunderbar ( a jello cheesecake that looks like a medpack with red jello inside it.)
And need a dispenser here. (A dispenser cake with scouts face poorly drawn on it)
Than there would be little secret things you could do in the restaurant as well like enter a contest to who can shout the best tf2 voice lines winner gets a free sandvich.
Than there would be a little jukebox with the entire tf2 fight songs playlist in it.
Welp that’s enough for me ranting on about how cool a tf2 restaurant would be, but I guess i know what I’ll be trying to do in the future.
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Merc finding out that another merc also like their crush?maybe?❤️Btw your work is great!
Oh no. no-no-no. Our battle will be legendary! Damn. Lets get one thing clear, nope its a big fatass nope. Nope, they are not worthy. Also, I made sure it was the opposite team merc. To make this spicy. You guys are not prepared! *A lot of swearing a lot* *This not romantic really...just swearing... so yeah, you might be disappointed anon sorry...)*
~How the mercs are if their enemy team also has a crush on you~
Scout
He found out that the blu engi liked you. That little shorty? Really? HA! He stood no chance. He is an angry boy tho. Nope. He will screw with him so much (same with engi) He will always brag about how he is good and how blu engi is...less good. ''Hey! TOOTS! Did ye see that I just beat him so much I bet he will go back crying home to texas! HA!'' 24/7 insult time. He also cuts off him if he sees you talk to him. Oh! Hi, engi! Oh hi, sug- S/O THERE IS AN EMERGENCY!! Oh no, sorry engi! scout`s calling me. *engi smile with the most fake-ass smile ever* What is the emergency scout! I was talking to blu engi! Nothing. ...wtf
Soldier
The blu Demoman liked you. That drunk maggot!? He was unhappy. Very unhappy. Oh boy, you bet he will beat up him during battle! He will also be with you the whole time!!! Soldier, I am fine. NO! CUPCAKE THAT DRUNK MAGGOT COULD BE ANYWHERE. Blue demo is not a bad person you kno- *KABOOM* I am here s/o~! MAGGOT! They will fistfight ok? They both are pretty close in the strength you, but the important question is who is stronger and is worthy of cute little s/o?
Pyro
...um...um...Pryo is just a bit more clingy. Pyro found out how the blu pyro liked you...BURN EACH OTHER TO ASHES. TASTE THE RAINBOW! It is just fire everywhere. *Both pyro burning each other* I made cupcakes~! *stops* *happy pyro noise comes from both pyro*
Engineer
The other scout liked you. OH hell no. That tiny weak buddy boy!? Go back to mama! He will make his sentry especially target him. Was the sentry hitting demo a few moments ago? Welp is that thing now shooting scout from a far range at a much faster speed? That is weird... a bad sentry day I guess. He also chills with you a lot. Oh? Another discussion about your weapon? hmmm...I wonder why. Oh! Hi, sugar! :) Have a seat I just wanna have a quick chat about your weapon and how we can improve it. (it was not a quick chat it was a 2 hour long nice conversation it was good tho)
Heavy
The enemy scout likes you? That baby boy? He knew he shouldn't get mad over such a thing but...he just had to ok? He will destroy that tiny man. Was he trying to impress his crush? Oh, he is now on the floor dead. Oh hi heavy! Hi s/o, You having a good da- *hears enemy scout calling for you* Did you hear that? NO, Do you want to go to the base and have sandvich? sure!
Demoman
...the other soldier liked you. That loud rude idiot? (Pft...He has no chance. )I am now going to fistfight him so bye~! Cheer for me love~! He will spend more time with you. just always chilling with you. During the battle, he will blow up soldier so many times! *KABOOM* hehe, I got him...again! *hick* Did ya see that s/o! He just went boom ya know! All the other mercs are just watching two crackheads just beat each other to death, it`s like a movie! yey free movie.
Sniper
...The other spy liked you. Oh hell no. That sneaky bastard! He was really worried that you would fall for him, but you know what he had to be the big man. He *sign* only targets spy now. ONLY. He sees him, boom headshot! Oh, he was doing a neat magic trick to give you a flower? the flower is now gone oops I was aiming for his head. He will screw him off so much. It is insane. Whenever you are around he will be more clingy...he knows spy is watching. He will pat your head, have a hand around you, etc. (Haha, what ya gonna do bloody spy? Kill me in front of dear s/o hmmm? hahaha I hate you)
Medic
This boy is very very mad. Flirty medic mode: OFF ANGRY MEDIC: ON The...other sniper liked you. That disgusting unhygienic pissman!? He will be next to you ALL DAY LONG. GO ON SNIPER I KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING! WHAT ARE GONNA DO? THROW PISS AT ME? HA! This boy will also flirt with you more...in front of that damn sniper. Oh, his tower is behind me? dont care. flirt and make you blush. He is next to you during battle, healing you... I am fine medic you should heal others!! No its ok they could use the health kit. I can too you know????
Spy
The other spy liked you. That absolutely unprofessional piece of shit He was let`s say...unhappy. He actually felt loved around you! He WILL NOT allow some garbage spy to take you away from him. Spy fight all day long. BACKSTAB,BACKSTAB, BACKSTAB. Of course, you never saw it happen tho only a few know about this. They will always show how much a better spy they are. They are always gone as soon as the battle started, I wonder where they went... They will insult each other in french. So again...what are they saying hmmm a nice conversation? (nope) Instead of flirting he will show that he cares about you. Patting your head, giving you compliments, just spending with each other.
This was fun to write. Sometimes just take a break from cheesy, fluffy, all that stuff. Writing insult/crap is fun too you know. I am sorry anon this is probably what you didn't expect. It`s just my crackhead brain mode went on. Ok? Anyway, I hope you enjoy my random energy writing. Let me just go back to my cave and eat some rice crackers. I apologize for swearing so much um bye.
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