I am THE Stuhlinger self shipper/liker!!!!!!!
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Was our meeting really by chance, or is it all a conspiracy?
I. Love them. Btw.
There's just something special about the two most repulsive old men you've ever seen finding love in one another y'know
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Samuel stuhlinger is the type to believe that leprechauns run everything and that the moon doesn't exist
He also definitely believes in lizard people and that the illuminati is made of lizards
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Heya, Maddie!
It's random as hell, but I was wondering if you had any COD Zombies LGBTQ headcanons? Just curious :)
Good evening, Bee! I do have several! Here goes!🌷
For starters:
Takeo Masaki is asexual. He has interest in romance, but other affairs just don’t really interest him.
Dr. Schuster is gay. Peter McCain was too (that’s what the whole “Phoebe” incident was about)
It’s more canon that Samantha Maxis is lesbian (*cough* SamGrey *cough*)
Misty is definitely bi and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Primis Dempsey is more likely to be openly bi (thanks to a certain Samurai), and he was by Blood of the Dead. Ultimis Dempsey is too full of anger and internalized feelings to ever explore it, which is what he told Peter after those loving letters ended up not being “Phoebe”. He would hopefully come around if things hadn’t hit the fan. I still hate Tag Der Toten.
I remember someone having the headcanon that Marlton is trans and I think I do too! As if the poor guy doesn’t have enough anxiety, he worries sometimes if he won’t be accepted if he was ever open about it. Misty reassures that nothing could ever change what an amazing man he is. Perhaps she’s a little rough about defending him, but she’s always being the best supportive gf she can be.
Richtofen goes by no label if you asked him, but he is in my eyes pansexual (between the obvious mlm quotes and the few quotes said about women + Director having a wife). Primis never had the time to truly pursue any of the crushes he had. Ultimis did! He actually dated his college roommate. Due to wanting different career paths, they broke up. Ultimis’ quote about how “all American women do is play games” is in reference to a not-so nice woman he pursued short term in the Illuminati. There was a lot of passion. Alas, his poor little heart loved her more than she deserved.
To add to this, Ultimis Richtofen and Dr. Schuster actually had feelings for each other! But the two were shyly pining their feelings thanks to how awful the 1940s was. It’s without a doubt those late evenings performing “overtime” lab work there was just an excuse to grow closer. Before the 115-induced delusions warped Richtofen’s mind, it was actually endearing to see the softness between each other blossom. Maybe in another timeline, things went better than what we had to see.
Samuel Stuhlinger is gay, but he’s heavily closeted about it. It’s no help when a voice in your head knows about your secret daydreams and teases you about it.
I can still hear his voice… YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE
TO MY GLOWING GREEN
BALLS! 🤪🤪🤭
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