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absolutelybatty · 10 months
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Robert has SO little characterization but I love him so much
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redhairedfish · 4 months
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Robert: cutting didoes CJ: raging about Maple: keeping it down Sullivan: opossum
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im-feral · 6 months
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So I put the Sally Face characters in the Hunger Games simulator and these are some of the funny and weird things that happened (btw this is between 2 games)
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those were insane
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sullivan8413 · 9 months
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bonnies-animatrussy · 2 years
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We need more fanfics/ x readers for this man:
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closetgeekasaurus · 4 months
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Was doing some portrait studies and doodled Robert and CJ as I picture them in my fic
These rainbow pencils are so fun
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ninjastormhawkkat · 1 year
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Dr Rodent Brains AU
This is from a conversation between Eris and I about some angst for Dr. Jenkins and what if he was fused to Squeaky instead. This is all copied from the dms between me and Eris.
So on the day Steven is about to do his experiment, he gets the flu. Becky is using her super strength to make sure her dad stays in bed to get well.(Steven makes a terrible patient.) Steven reluctantly calls his colleagues Tubing and Doohickey who also tell him he is too sick to come to work. Steven just lets them know to feed and care for Squeaky until he gets back. He couldn't keep Squeaky at his house. The agree too. Meanwhile Dr. Jenkins is frustrated with the board again because they again denied his ideas. He just wants a chance to prove himself. So he stops by Steven's lab and hears Doohickey and Tubing. He greets them and asks what they were doing. Steven, Doohickey, and Tubing were among the few scientists that were nice to him and friendly. They explain Steven is sick so they are watching Squeaky for him. Jenkins offers to do it because he has nothing better to do and wants his friends to continue their work uninterrupted. (He is genuine about his offer for help.) They let him take over and go on their merry way. While looking after Squeaky, James notices Steven's machine and the blueprints for his work. An idea forms in his head, maybe he can operate the machine in Steven's place and show the board he isn't someone they can just disregard. Of course he plans to give Steven the credit for the invention working, Jenkins is just going to test it out for him. So Jenkins puts the helmet on him and one on Squeaky and turns the machine on. He is so elated to see it working and he is so happy that he is finally going to prove himself that he doesn't notice Squeaky walk over and press the red button and then pain and darkness. Doohickey and Tubing hear the screams and find mouseified James unconscious on the ground. They call an ambulance and Jenkins is taken to a hospital. Tubing calls Steven later and tells him what happened and apologizes for his and Doohickey's negligence on their part. Steven of course is upset that someone was messing with his own machine and now his machine is kaput because of the fusion but he is also horrified to hear what happened to Jenkins and hopes he will get better and plans to visit him as soon as he can. One night at the hospital, Jenkins' eyes open wide revealing dark red/pink eyes and his mouth forms a toothy grin. The next morning, the nurse assigned to him finds Jenkins gone.
Meanwhile, Wordgirl now deals with a strange new type of crime. Someone is stealing cheese instead of loot. Steven, who is now better, is helping his child as well. One night he is kidnapped by a strange figure and it turns out to be mouseified Dr. Jenkins who now calls himself Dr. Rodent Brains. Steven, horrified at what happened to Jenkins asks what is going on. Jenkins goes on a rant/vent that ever since he got fused to Squeaky, he feels he is forced to steal cheese and wants it to stop. He kidnapped Steven because it was his invention that caused this and Dr. Rodent Brains needs his help to control his urges. Steven tries to reason with him and says the machine is destroyed and he needs time to fix it. Dr. Rodent Brains doesn't believe him and thinks Steven is stalling so he gives Steven some incentive to speed up the process. Wordgirl, now worried about her missing dad, goes around searching everywhere for him and she soon finds Dr. Rodent Brains in the warehouse and discovers the awful truth of the "incentive" he gave her dad to speed things up. He took a sample of his own DNA and spliced it into Steven making him mouse human hybrid. Steven still has his brown hair but now he has mice ears, whiskers, a tail, mouse paws and claws and patches of brown mice fur on his body and mice teeth and pink/red eyes as well. He sounds like canon Two Brains now.
Wordgirl is obviously angry at what Dr. Rodent Brains did so she goes in for an attack but then is captured like in canon. Dr. Rodent Brains said he changed his mind after turning Steven into a mouse hybrid, he doesn't want to be back to normal but rather have the whole city suffer what he went through and make the rest of the world disregard them as well by turning the whole city into mice people by tainting the food and water in this city with his formula. While Dr. Rodent Brains is distracted with Wordgirl. Steven breaks out and tries to hold him back. Luckily Wordgirl is able to defeat Dr. Rodent Brains before he can use his ray as Huggy steals the vile and destroys it. Back at the hospital, Wordgirl learns they were able to save everyone but too late to save her dad as his DNA is messed up now. Steven assures her what happened wasn't her fault and he is proud of her work. Sally Botsford is there along with Doohickey and Tubing and the police chief to take statements from Steven and to check on him. The board comes in because Steven was their top scientist and his invention would have made them lots of money. They make sly remarks insulting Jenkins and his character. Steven and his fellow colleagues realize that it was the boards treatment of Jenkins that lead to this whole mess. So to the board's horror, Steven tells them screw all of you jerks I quit and Sally offers him a job as a top criminologist for the police department which Steven happily takes right in front of his old bosses. Steven does independent research to help Jenkins and Tubing and Doohickey work together to help their friend Steven.
(So Eris mentioned the idea where Dr. Rodent Brains ups that injection of mouse DNA into Steven every time he feels Steven is not working fast enough for him and that lead to a mousebrain takeover version for the au.)
though I do like the idea of Rodent Brains uping the injections. Maybe for mouse brain take over it is duel angst. One, Squeaky taking over Jenkins brains and two Steven's hybrid DNA accidentally destabilizing, resulting him becoming a giant mouse creature. He can't remember much in this state only recognizing his pinky and fearing Squeaky Rodent Brains. So Becky not only has to stop Squeaky Rodent Brains form causing havoc but also save her dad by working with Tubing and Doohickey. A Game of Cat and Mouse is where the DNA starts hinting at destabilization.
Now for headcanons made for the au made by Eris also including the Testubular Five au:
-Dr. Rodent Brains is more ruthless than Dr. Two Brains because Jenkins was jolted by everyone except Tubing, Doohickey, and Steven before the accident.
-Dr. James Jenkins was an unofficial member of the testubular five. He was an apprentice of Steven who took Jenkins under his wing as his scientific mentor. Steven feels horrible and guilty that Jenkins became a villain because of his own invention.
My headcanon:
-Jenkins is not forcefully controlled by Squeaky like Dr. Two Brains. He listens to Squeaky more willingly because he feels Squeaky is now the only one who respects the scientist and his work. Dr. Rodent Brains is more aligned with himself as both scientist and mouse have developed a partnership now.
-The henchmen still work for Dr. Rodent Brains, but he actually treats them fairly well and will listen to any ideas the henchmen have and include them if he can because he knows what it is like to be disregarded and mistreated.
Dr. James Jenkins is @drtwobrainsstuff oc
other characters with their names mentioned belong to PBS and Soup 2 Nuts from the series Wordgirl.
@melodythebunny
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the-anxiety-academy · 2 years
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A punk boi
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Another punk boi
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And another punk boi
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But what makes these punk bois different?
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flowers-that-sing · 1 year
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stanning robert from sally face
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kyoukamybeloved · 7 months
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Chuuya looked at his face, then broke out into laughter. “You really are the worst. Don't let your plan fail and kill us both or I'll kill you, Dazai.” Dazai laughed as well. “Sounds good. Let's go, Chuuya.”
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soukoku webweaves: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8
creds:
normal people - Sally Rooney// I know the end - Phoebe Bridgers// Part II - Paramore// the song of Achilles - Madeline Miller// art by @taxolotl// bloodsport - Yves Olade// please stay - Lucy Dacus// the night we met - lord huron// unicorn - Angela Carter// art by @thornedarrow// I set it in stone - Venetta Octavia// panel from bsd: beast drawn by Sango Harukawa// He Held Radical Light: the Art of Faith, the Faith of Art - Christian Wiman// eat your young - Hozier// never love an anchor - the crane wives// spring, the apple trees at olema - Robert Hass// the notebook// art by @taxolotl// Joan Tierney// snow and dirty rain - Richard Siken// house of hunger - Alexis Henderson// the moon will sing - the crane wives// waiting room - Phoebe Bridgers// I had a dream about you - Richard Siken// art by @marrewis// phlebotomy, as told by the blood - Torrin A. Greathouse// art by @twilicidity// Cassandra - Christa Wolf// rejoice - Julien Baker// take me to church - Hozier// the encounter - Louise Gluck// art by @yomeiu// a garden, swallower - Lyric Hunter// alone with you in the ether - Olivie Blake// allies or enemies - the crane wives// like real people - Hozier// strawberry moon - Franny Choi// official bsd art by Sango Harukawa// until is started choking on our memories - Tina Tran// art from @/mizumoe_ on twitter// Pavana Reddy// art by @carrotkicks // Friedrich Nietzsche, from a letter to Mathilde Trampedach// cosmic hero - car seat headrest// born to die - Lana del Rey// Giovanni’s Room - James Baldwin//
consider this your halloween treat ;)
tagging lovers of this series (thank you sm for all your love) :
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winniemaywebber · 2 months
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The Apple Tree 🌳
part 1/6
Rosie Rosenthal x Reader
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Y/N, a school teacher, meets Robert "Rosie" Rosenthal in the village pub.
“Oh, Lord, be careful, Harrison,” you start, already running towards the small yet gangly boy hanging off the tree branch. He laughs at your frightened expression, showing that he was just teasing you.
“I'm fiiiiine, Miss Y/N,” he giggles, swinging on the branches like a little monkey. “Look at meeeeee!” You can't help but laugh at the young boy, the sunshine on his face as he swings to and fro. His other classmates are milling around the field, playing games together such as tag, jump rope, cats cradles and someone had even chalked a hopscotch grid on the small patch of cement exposed towards the end of the field.
A rumbling sound causes everyone to look up, seeing ten planes flying up into the cloudless blue sky.
“There they go,” a girl says, the string of the cats cradle on her fingers untangling due to her distraction. “Miss Y/N, I counted ten. Was I right?”
“You certainly are right, Penelope. And let's count ten again in a few hours when they all return. Right, back inside, everyone,” you shout to get everyone's attention, clapping your hands thrice. “It's time to carry on with our reading time.”
The afternoon sun begins to cool down as the day progresses, which you're glad of. Keeping seventeen small children focused during the few sweltering days of British summertime sure was quite the task, but you did enjoy seeing their sweet faces light up at the mention of extra playtime, or even, outdoor lessons where you'd let them dig rocks, look through their little magnifying glasses at little critters and bugs they'd found, and read under the apple tree.
It's towards the end of the day that you all once again hear the rumble sound that had become all too familiar over the last few months. You pause at your blackboard, the chalk in your hand hovering over it as the sound gets louder, causing the building to shake slightly. You turn, smirking, with a twinkle in your eye as your students get ready to rush out the door, yet wait for your instruction to do so.
“Go on, then!” you say, chuckling at their excitement to see the planes land. A cheer erupts as the planes fly overhead, all the children counting in unison.
“One…two…three,” you look up, hand shielding your eyes from the sun and squinting slightly, silently hoping to see all ten planes arrive.
“Seven…eight…nine…”
“Just one more,” you whisper to yourself, teeth gritted suddenly.
“TEN! That's ten!” The kids begin cheering, some even hugging one another. You breathe a huge sigh of relief, glad of not having to explain the potential consequence of planes going missing today.
“Bye, Miss Y/N! Have a good weekend!”
“Thank you, Harrison. You, too! Say hello to your mother for me. Let her know I'll be stopping by with a pie this weekend. I owe her for fixing my skirts!” He nods, hand held out towards you.
“Picked this for you.” He is holding a shiny red apple, the first from the school's apple tree. You place a hand to your chest, suddenly overcome with emotion.
“Thank you, darling. That's so kind. Now, off you go before mum begins to worry!”
You begin to bike home, taking this opportunity to breathe in the remainder of the summer, the leaves of the trees blowing in the beautifully soft breeze. These poor Americans had only experienced two seasons the entire time they'd been here: pouring rain or unnecessarily humid and hot, which reminded you that at least England was sticking to its regular schedule. Soon enough, this beautiful weather would be a distant memory, the countryside once again turning wet, muddy and mostly sludge.
You're almost home when you spot your friend Sally running alongside your bicycle.
“Hi, Y/N,” she calls, jogging next to you. “Are you still coming tonight?”
You push the brake on your bike, coming to a stop just outside your cottage and fiddling with the gate.
“Yes! What time?”
“I was thinking around 7. We can walk there together!”
“Wonderful. See you then, doll!”
You settle into your favorite armchair once inside the house, the grill heating up your toast, the kettle about to whistle as it reaches a boil. Spreading homemade lemon curd on your toast and adding milk and sugar to your tea, you sit back down with a magazine, mulling over what to wear this evening. It was finally Friday, and the evening you'd venture to the village pub with your friends for your weekly catch up.
Standing in front of your wardrobe, you run your hands through the soft material of your favorite dresses, choosing the first one to catch your eye. A sage green dress, fitted at the waist and flowing into a beautiful skirt that you liked to think mimicked the petals of a flower. You let down your hair from the scarf that had kept it contained all day while teaching, running your hands through it as it falls about your shoulders, shining thanks to the evening sunlight streaming through your window. With one more swipe of mascara and a little dab of blush, you're ready right on time as you hear knuckles softly rap the wooden door to your tiny cottage.
“Hi, doll! Oh, you look wonderful!”
“Thanks, Sally,” you say, smiling back at her. “You do, too! Is that a new dress?”
“It sure is,” she replies, her eyes sparkling slightly.
“And would that be for anyone in particular?” You joke, poking at her shoulder slightly.
“Maybe…” she replies, wistfully. “Now, come on, I don't want to keep James waiting.”
“Oh, yes,” you respond, winking jokingly. “We wouldn't want to have James stood up.”
Arriving at the pub, you see James out front in his uniform. Sally squeals, running into his arms quick as a flash. “Hi, honey,” you hear him say, his thick Tennessee drawl cutting through the air, still unusual to hear around here. He kisses her on the cheek and winks at you. “Hey, Y/N. Good to see ya.”
“And you, James!” He opens the door for you both and walks over to the bar to join his friends who poke at him, making fun of him sweetly.
Your friends wave, gesturing for you and Sally to come over, and you sit down to join them. James runs back over with two drinks in his hand: a red wine for Sally and a small beer for you. You look up at him gratefully, thankful for his kindness and willingness to treat his girlfriend's friends so nicely.
An hour passes, you and your friends knee deep in village gossip, eyes wide and hands gesturing wildly when you notice the door open out of the corner of your eye. In walks the most handsome man you've ever seen: brown, soft curls that compliment his baby blue eyes perfectly. His mustache, trimmed to perfection, suits his face extremely well. He smiles towards his friends, showing two rows of perfect white teeth, his smile taking your breath away.
“Oh my gosh. Who is that?” You murmur to the table. All four of your companions turn their heads to get a better look, all looking back at you with the same expression. “Good golly,” one replies. “He is incredibly handsome. Shame I'm married…” she titters, hand over her mouth to stifle a giggle.
“Now, now, lady,” you tease. “He'll be back soon enough. You don't need to surprise him with an American upon his return.” You can't seem to tear your eyes away from this handsome man, though, feeling your body grow warm with every movement he makes, the heat going from the pit of your stomach up to your face causing you to have to press your cool hand to it.
The man turns around from the bar, taking a sip of his drink when he catches you staring at him. You look down at the table, suddenly embarrassed, your face reddening even more. You feel Sally elbow you softly. “Y/N, he's coming over,” she squeals. “Oh, goodness, he's coming over.”
Before you know it, he's stood in front of you with his hand outstretched towards you. “Ma'am,” he says nervously, a sweet smile on his face. “Would you like to dance?” Trying your best to not squeak with excitement and embarrass yourself, you nod, swallowing.
“Yes, please.”
You can't help but smile as he slowly twirls you around the small dancefloor, soft jazz being played on the stage opposite you.
“What's your name?”
“Y/N, Y/L/N,” you respond, hoping your hand on his shoulder will keep you upright. “And you?”
“Rosenthal, Robert Rosenthal. The fellas call me Rosie.”
“It's nice to meet you, Mr Rosenthal. What is it you do?”
“Call me Rosie, please. I'm a pilot.”
“Oh, amazing!” You reply. “The kids and I were watching you all fly back in today. We were very glad to count all ten aircraft.” He looks at you, confused for a moment. “I'm a teacher at the local school. The kids are my students,” you reassure him.
“Whew,” he blows out air from his mouth, his cheeks puffing comically. “Had me worried there.” You giggle at his expression, your eyebrows slightly raised. “Glad there's no need to duel a man over a pretty girl.”
The next couple of hours are spent sat together, sharing stories of your lives. He tells you of how he was a lawyer prior to enlisting, where he grew up and where he went to school. You share how you grew up right here, a beautiful childhood in the countryside and how you've just inherited your grandmother's cottage, working on making it feel more like your own. You can't help but smile at him, your eyes intently staring into his as he shares small tidbits of his life with you, you always being curious of places away from East Anglia.
“May I walk you home, Y/N?” he asks, as he sees you stifle a yawn and the landlord rings the bell for last orders.
“I'd love that, Rosie. Yes, please.” You turn and quickly wave goodbye to your friends, the girls quietly cheering as you leave on Robert's arm.
He holds the hand you've placed in the crook of his arm, his other hand holding his hat, allowing you to go slightly ahead of him in order to direct him. However, you walk as slow as you can to savor every last moment with him, the light of the moon shining in his gorgeous hair, the stars in the night sky looking so similar to his beautiful eyes. You walk in companionable silence, reaching the cottage within a few moments.
“Thank you for walking me home, Robert. I had a really lovely time with you.”
“Me, too, ma'am,” he replies, fiddling with his sleeve slightly. “May I see you again?”
“I'd be delighted,” you smile, blushing slightly. He steps forward and takes your hand, kissing it softly before repeating the same action on your warm cheek.
“G'night, Y/N. I sure hope I see you again soon.”
“Goodnight, Rosie.”
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absolutelybatty · 2 years
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Based on Sally Face's track record, I feel like this is probably going to be a reaction to something horrific but I'm losing my mind over it right now.
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A Wikizilla short on Godzilla Minus One's Oscar nomination, written and narrated by me and edited by @squid-in-a-party-hat. Turns out this site can't embed YouTube Shorts properly, who knew? Anyways, here's all the kaiju Oscars trivia I wrote for the comments:
King Kong has been much more successful at the Academy Awards than Godzilla. They didn’t have a prize for special effects back in 1933, but the King Kong remakes in 1976 and 2005 both prevailed in that category, while Kong: Skull Island was nominated. ‘76 also received nominations for cinematography and sound, and ‘05 won in sound mixing and sound editing.
During the opening of the 80th Academy Awards (2008), Peter Jackson’s King Kong delivered a flying kick to the TriStar Godzilla’s face.
Brad Pitt revealed that The War of the Gargantuas was the film that made him want to become an actor at the 84th Academy Awards (2012).
Japan has its own Academy Awards, which Shin Godzilla dominated in 2017. Godzilla Minus One may fare even better, having picked up 12 nominations to Shin's 10. Godzilla as an awards darling, who would’ve thought?
The 90th Academy Awards (2018) paid tribute to original Godzilla suit actor Haruo Nakajima in its In Memorium section.
Juliette Binoche (Sandra Brody in Godzilla [2014]) is the only Oscar-winning actor to appear in a Godzilla film. Other Oscar-winning or Oscar-nominated actors with kaiju connections include Nick Adams, Demián Bichir, Jeff Bridges, Adrien Brody, Bryan Cranston, Brian Donlevy, Vera Farmiga, Robert Forster, Naomie Harris, Anne Hathaway, Sally Hawkins, Brian Tyree Henry, Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Jenkins, Rinko Kikuchi, Jessica Lange, Brie Larson, John C. Reilly, David Strathairn, Russ Tamblyn, Ken Watanabe, and Naomie Watts.
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burningvelvet · 6 months
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On this day, 189 years ago: 16-year-old Emily Brontë and 14-year-old Anne Brontë write a diary entry:
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November the 24
1834 Monday
Emily Jane Brontë
Anne Brontë
I fed Rainbow, Diamond Snowflake Jasper pheasant this morning. Branwell went down to Mr. Driver's and brought news that Sir Robert Peel was going to be invited to stand for Leeds. Anne and I have been peeling apples for Charlotte to make us an apple pudding and for Aunt nuts and apples. Charlotte said she made puddings perfectly and she was of a quick but limited intellect. Taby said just now Come Anne pilloputate (i.e. pill a potato). Aunt has come into the kitchen just now and said where are your feet Anne? Anne answered On the floor Aunt. papa opened the parlour door and gave Branwell a letter saying here Branwell read this and show it to your Aunt and Charlotte – The Gondals are discovering the interior of Gaaldine, Sally Mosley is washing in the back kitchen.
It is past Twelve o'clock. Anne and I have not tidied ourselves, done our bedwork or done our lessons and we want to go out to play. We are going to have for Dinner Boiled Beef, Turnips, potatoes and applepudding. The Kitchin is in a very untidy state. Anne and I have not done our music exercise which consists of b major. Taby said on my putting a pen in her face Ya pitter pottering there instead of pilling a potate. I answered O Dear, O Dear, O dear I will directly. With that I get up, take a knife and begin pilling (finished) pilling the potatoes. Papa going to walk. Mr. Sunderland expected.
        Anne and I say I wonder what we shall be like and what we shall be and where we shall be if all goes on well in the year 1874 – in which year I shall be in my 54th year Anne will be going in her 55th year Branwell will be going in his 58th year And Charlotte in her 59th year hoping we shall all be well at that time we close our paper
Emily and Anne
November the 24 1834
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finleyforevermore · 5 months
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A collection of out of context quotes from Off-Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast because it is criminally underrated and more people need to know about it:
"Relax, you're at the lake-[WHEEZE]"
"My name's not Vanessa, it's Li'l Fossil!"
"Who do I gotta eat to be king of this town?"
"I'm an empath, but I'm not good at it."
"It's hard to be married to a guy that everyone respects."
"I'm going to smoke several packs of cigarettes!"
"Congratulations, you successfully stole that baby!"
"Everyone get your sweaters off."
"I was about to be inwardly sad, but outwardly brave."
"What do you mean "he's fine"? He's dead!"
"She's as stupid as that Sally Fields!"
"We're all gonna die soon."
"Buy a stupid little sack for your baby!"
"When you're looking at a microwave, that's not a microwave, it's basically dirt!"
"It's you!....say what you are!"
"When you were born, you came tumbling out."
"You can't just call upon a Ratatouille, like, a Ratatouille has to happen to you, you know?"
"Which war was it?"
"Tombathy, if I wanted a silver gear, I would have been born a poor person!"
"I don't know you anymore. I'm famous now."
"I gotta take a sip of liquid death-"
"But honestly, you know what might solve that?: patricide."
"How does a hot chocolate man have his own camera?"
"You can't stop the war that's about to begin!"
"My best friend is a 6 foot tall mouse!"
"I haven't heard you call me 'treasure' since 1992." "Yeah, that's probably when you started calling me John."
"Julia Roberts knows how to not upstage."
"Yeah, fuck you pigeon, I don't like you at all."
"Which came first? My dreams or these eggs?"
"No, it's because my father broke everything that started with K in the house one Christmas."
"No one's ever seen your face except for your wife? How did you grow up?" [....QUEUE SONG]
"I now pronunce this high school...dead."
"Stop that baby! She's headed to the stairs!
"You wanna know the story with Santa and his marriage?"
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scotianostra · 4 months
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25th January marks the annual celebration of Burns Night - a time to celebrate Scotland's favourite son, and world renowned poet and song writer Robert Burns who was born on this day 1759.
I have covered Oor Rabbie on may occasions so on this day I hope to bring you a few facts about Scotland's National Bard and his legacy.
Known as somewhat of a ladies man, Burns is known to have fathered 12 or 13 children, depending on the source, to 4 different women. His last born child, Maxwell, was born on the same day as his funeral 25 July 1796, meaning his wife Jean Armour missed his send off.
As a lad growing up in Ayrshire, Burns was always fond of supernatural stories, most of which were told to him by an old widow who helped out on his father's farm. These stories no doubt had an influence on his writings in the future and perhaps were the inspiration for his classic masterpiece, Tam O'Shanter and the lesser known Adress to the Deil and Halloween. Even in these poems he flattered the fairer sex with his words, this from the latter poem.....
The lasses feat, an' cleanly neat, Mair braw than when they're fine; Their faces blythe, fu' sweetly kythe, Hearts leal, an' warm, an' kin':
Of course Burns also gives another of his favourite subjects a mention in this verse, "the deil himsel," Look it up it's another guid yin!
Burns didn't always want to stay in Scotland - he hoped to move to the Caribbean island of Jamaica. Although following the success of his poetry collection 'Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect' (or the Kilmarnock Edition as it is known), he opted to move closer to home, settling in Edinburgh for a time.
For all his fame, Burns never forgot his humble roots. His love for farming stayed with him throughout his life and his writing often dealt with issues affecting the poorer classes, notably highlighting the need for greater social equality. Indeed he is known as the Ploughman Poet, a nod to his farming life.
And on his legacy, Burns has gathered some very famous fans since his passing, US president Abraham Lincoln could recite Burns’ works by heart. Bob Dylan says that ‘A Red, Red Rose’ by Burns is his source of greatest creative inspiration and Michael Jackson song Thriller is said to have been inspired by Tam O'Shanter.
In Japan at pedestrian crossing you don't get beeps like here in Scotland, they play a rendition of the Burns song ‘Coming Through The Rye’.
There are more statues in honour of Rabbie than any other male figure in history, only surpassed in total by Queen Victoria. (I am not including religious statues).
In 2005 Robert Burns was the first person ever to feature on a bottle of Coca Cola, about a million were made they currently trade for around £10 and I have one, unopened in my kitchen cupboard.
Arguably Burns most famous song, Auld Lang Syne, has appeared in over 170 Hollywood films including The Apartment, It’s A Wonderful Life and When Harry Met Sally. , but he only rewrote the verse, he sent the poem to the Scots Musical Museum in 1788 indicating that it was an ancient song but that he'd been the first to record it on paper. The phrase 'auld lang syne' roughly translates as 'for old times' sake', and the song is all about preserving old friendships and looking back over the events of the year.
In the US city of Atlanta, there is a life-size imitation of Burns’ first home in Alloway, South Ayrshire, although it doesn't have the famous thatched roof.
In Scotland, there are some 20 official Burns memorials dotted around the country, from Aberdeen to the final resting place of Burns in Dumfries, which commemorate his journey from Ayrshire to “Auld Lang Syne”.
‘My Heart’s in the Highlands’ was translated and adopted as the marching song of the Chinese resistance fighter in the Second World War.
In 2009 STV viewers voted Robert Burns ��The Great Scot’, beating the likes of William Wallace, Robert the Bruce among others.
There are Burns Clubs scattered across the globe, but the very first one, known as The Mother's Club, was founded in Greenock in 1801. They held the very first Burns Supper on what they thought was his birthday, January 29th 1802, only to discover that his birthday was actually January 25th!
Since then Burns suppers have been held worldwide.
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The song Ae Fond Kiss, was one of my mums favourites the words "Never met-or never parted, We had ne'er been broken-hearted" are inscribed on her grave......"
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