"that hits different" dan i will hit you, i will hit you so hard that you'll bend the laws of time and space and become represed, straight, 2015 dan again, just so you stop giving us all psychic damage, see how different that feels
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me naming characters: makes a spreadsheet of the entire cast to check that the names all sound different enough and there aren't too many that start with the same letter/share initials
jonny sims naming characters: michael
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i dont think i can wait until christmas i need the next episode NOW
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Lando showed again that when the pressure is on he can not perform but a rookie can. it is embarrassing and he will never get a win for his weak mentality. it is time for his delusional stans to accept that.
anon this is u 🫶
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i agree with that anon, start watching european soccer and suffer with us!!!!!😂🥰😜
you can't lure me into your cult!!! ❤️
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went to the Ferrari museum and. well. the joke writes itself
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there's a chart going around about how RPG maker characters are a venn diagram of children or the most fucked up guy ever with a third unintersecting category of unidentified fucking thing and it made me think that phillip (who was put in unidentified fucking thing) is definitely a child
he is not exceptionally malicious, in what few cases he talks he seems pretty chill, and the game starts with "me and your mother think you should leave"
it is obvious
phillip is an innocent along for the ride and he just sort've finds the thing holding a malformed universe together on accident
leg horse is a fucking psycho though guaranteed
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eldest child this, gifted child that, the real struggle is being siblings with a swifty
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okay game over im tired thanks for entertaining me get off my lawn
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a sweet old man. and a demonic creature
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Knowing that @vhstown is getting into the Batfamily makes me so giddy like hehehehehe
I’m definitely NOT gonna write a bunch of fics to lure in her in nooo definitely nottt
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considering becoming more annoying to punish some of you
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like its not even sexual at all, medic just thinks youre small and cute and knows youd wanna try and back out last minute and god KNOWS he would not let you!!!!!!
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