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Ci sono due tipi di persone al mondo: i realisti e i sognatori.
I realisti sanno dove stanno andando
I sognatori sono già lì...
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"Vacances : période ou l'on dépense des centaines de francs pour savoir à quoi ressemble la pluie dans les autres parties du globe."
Robert Orben
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“Ci sono solo due tipi
di persone in questo
mondo.
I realisti e i sognatori.
I realisti sanno dove
stanno andando e
i sognatori ci sono già stati.”
— Robert Orben
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2100 Laughs for All Occasions by Robert Orben
3rd Rock from the Sun: "Dick Jokes"
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Robert Orben's Catskill magician brother is dead.
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Every ah say every mawnin' ah get up and look through the list of the richest people in America. If ah'm ah say if ah'm not theah, ah go to work, work that is.
Foghorn Leghorn to Carol
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Spring is God's way of saying: "let's go one more time." Robert Orben.
Good morning💐
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To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."
Oscar Wilde
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."
Will Rogers
"We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars –more and more repairs and replacements are necessary."
C.S. Lewis
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."
Golda Meir
"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued."
Bill Dane
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
Mark Twain
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself."
Tom Wilson
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."
Phyllis Diller
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Rita Rudner
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
Phyllis Diller
“Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere."
George Burns
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get backup"
John Wagner
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."
Leo Rosenberg
“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.”
Kitty O’Neill Collins
“Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.”
Robert Orben
"It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle."
Unknown
"At my age, flowers scare me."
George Burns
“I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed."
Unknown
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."
Ann Landers
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist.
When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric.
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile."
George Burns
"I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past."
Robert Brault
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget."
Unknown
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
Sir Norman Wisdom
“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.”
Andy Rooney
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
Larry Lorenzon
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”
Lee Trevino
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead."
John Mendoza
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
George Carlin
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap."
Bob Hope
"I’m 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?"
Barry Cryer
"I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast."
Anonymous
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. Then, you only have to remember it.”
George Burns
“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.”
Maurice Chevalier
"Getting older. I used to be able to run a 4-minute mile, bench press 380pounds, and tell the truth."
Conan O’Brien
"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to."
Albert Einstein
"Grand children don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does."
J. Norman Collie
"You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work."
Hy Gardner
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old."
Mark Twain
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks."
Joel Plaskett
"There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure."
Dennis Wolfberg
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else."
Josh Billings
"At my age ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for."
Unknown
"Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read."
George Burns
"The idea is to die young as late as possible."
Ashley Montagu
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns
"People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
George Burns
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
Anonymous
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Ci sono due tipi di persone al mondo: i realisti e i sognatori.
I realisti sanno dove stanno andando.
I sognatori sono già lì.
Robert Orben
Buon giorno e buon inizio settimana
🦖
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Ci sono due tipi di persone al mondo:
i realisti e i sognatori.
I realisti sanno dove stanno andando.
I sognatori sono già lì.
📖🌹
Robert Orben
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
- Robert Orben
#scriptwriting#screenwriting#amwriting#writing#writingquotes#writingadvice#writinginspiration#writing quotes#writing advice#writing inspiration
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Ci sono due tipi di persone al mondo:
i realisti e i sognatori.
I realisti sanno dove stanno andando.
I sognatori sono già lì.
Robert Orben
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Bon week-end à toutes et tous 🙂
Les réalistes savent où ils vont.
Les rêveurs sont déjà là.
- Robert Orben -
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"Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected." Robert Orben
#quotes
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Comedy writer Robert Orben wrote dozens of joke books and wrote several speeches for President Gerald Ford.
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Sthometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Sthome sthmaller countries are neutral.
Daffy Duck
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