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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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Raph: You killed him.

(Name): Actually I believe he died of natural causes.

Leo, checking the body: knife to the neck.

Mikey: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

(Name): There is nothing more natural then dying from a knife to the neck.

Donnie,nodding: What would be unnatural is if he survived.

(Name):See Donnie gets it.

Leo: Donnie's a lab explosion away from being a mad scientist, that doesn't help your case.

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donniesexceptionalmind · 11 months

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Leo: "Everybody seems to experience a mid-life crisis at some point in their life."

Me: "Approximately this happens at the age of fourty and up, which is considered the 'mid-life' of humans."

Leo: "Yeah, well... considering I don't even know when MY mid-life starts, I have made the decision to have an on-going crisis."

Fair enough.

Though I cannot imagine Leo getting any weirder.

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angelo-the-doctor-of-feelings · 10 months

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"Dumb & Dumber" Vol. 2302o3

Splinter: *looking at Leo & me* "Alright, who’s idea was it to chase flies with water balloons?"

Me: "You said no weapons, I really don’t see what the problem is."

Leo: *throws another water ballon & barely misses papa's head*

Me: *distracted* "WHOO! YOU GOT IT GOOD, LEON!"

Splinter: *bangs our heads together* "YOU TWO FLODDED THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM!"

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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(Name), struggling against the bindings that have them tied to a chair: "Why would any of you think this was a good idea? What is wrong with you all?"

Yan Donnie: "for me personally its probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. And I feel your being rather cruel because I am trying very hard to be kind here"

The others brothers, nod in agreement

(Name):"..."

Yan leo: "I don’t know how you keep forgetting that we would do anything for you."

Yan Raph:" it's honestly the best option to keep you safe."

Yan Mikey" Plus, you said you were lonely; now you never have to worry about that again."

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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Mikey: and I asked what kind of woman doesn’t have a knife?

Leo: eh the normal kind.

April: I have a knife.

Cass: my knifes are called Bethany and Stephan.

(name):i...have several.

Leo: again my statement of a normal woman still stands.

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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Splinter pointing to Leo:"Dyslexic"

Splinter pointing to Donnie:"Dyspraxic"

Splinter pointing to: Raph"Dyscalculic"

Splinter pointing to Mikey:"Dysgraphic"

Splinter pointing to (Name) : "Disappointment"

(Name), blowing him a kiss:"love you too, Splints"

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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April: I don't want to go to work today.

(name): Me and Donnie can help with that.

April: you are not committing arson by burning down the building I work in...again.

(name), hiding matches behind their back:....we weren't going to do that.

Donnie who was standing behind April with gasoline in his hands, also hides it behind his back: yes April, your faith in us is extraordinary.

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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(Name): fun fact Scooby doo came out over fifty years ago.

Leo: Scooby do is gay?

Donnie: Good for him.

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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Cass:"Leo's mom has got it goin' on"

April:"She's all I want"

Sunita:"And I've waited for so long"

Cass:'Leo, can't you see?"

April:"You're just not the one for me"

Sunita:"I know it might be wrong but"

All three together:"I'm in love with Leo's mom"

(Name):"why thank you girls"

Leo:"I hate all of you"

Donnie:"... Last week they sang that as Donnie's Dad"

Leo:"Thats way worse, that's wrong with you all"

April:"and that the reaction we wanted out of this"

Cass:"though to be fair your mom is hot"

(Name):" I mean Lou was beautiful and Draxum isn't all that bad to look at either"

Donnie:"can everyone please reframe from talking about our parents attractiveness, please"

Leo:"it's disgusting"

Raph:"and it makes Raph uncomfortable"

Mikey:"yeah, even if our mom is the most beautiful person alive, our friends shouldn't comment on it"

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artemisia-the-turtle · 1 year

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Leo: here goes, dad I am pansexual.

Splinter: and yet you still can not find someone who wants to date you.

(Name): damm, Splints, you didn't have to massacre him like that.

Leo:🥲

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donniesexceptionalmind · 11 months

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Splinter: *looks at Leo & me* "I have removed all distractions. You should be able to function now."

Leo: "HAH. Silly you, for I ONLY function in chaos."

Me: *raising an eyebrow at Leo* "You function?"

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donniesexceptionalmind · 10 months

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"Brainy brain"

A typical phone call with Leon.

Leo: "Which wire should I cut?"

Me: "There must be three. Two blue, one red. You need to cut the red one."

Leo: *pauses* "What...?"

Me: *sighs* "Two are blue, one is red."

Leo: "What colour is the red wire?"

Me: *annoyed* "IT'S RED!"

Leo: "Oh. OH-!

Me: *covers my face* "What the fuck, Nardo?"

Leo: "Shut, shut, shut, shut, SHUT UP, DONNIE!"

Me: *shouts* "IT'S THE RED WIRE!"

Leo: *screams* "SHUT UP !!!!"

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donniesexceptionalmind · 10 months

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"Well, well, well..."

Leo: *sneaking into the lair at 6am*

Raph: *flickers on the light in the living room*

Leo: *freezes in motion*

Raph: *grumpy* "Where have you been, Leon?"

Leo: "I was with Donnie."

Me: *peaks up from the couch*

Me: *raises left eyebrow* "Try again?"

Leo: *sighs*

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donniesexceptionalmind · 11 months

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Nardo & me are chilling together in his room.

Leo: "Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?"

Me: *puts down my book* "Why should there be one? There are tons of emojis that are supposed to represent sadness and unhappiness or grief."

Leo: "To show that I'm unhappy but still cool."

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donniesexceptionalmind · 11 months

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Me: "Oh, I've had a coffee, I'll be fine."

Mikey: "Coffee won't fix your problems, Donnie."

Me: "That's what YOU think, Orange Pawn."

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donniesexceptionalmind · 11 months

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Leo: "I can't believe you're still angry with me!"

Me: "Oh, is that so? How gracious of you to give me an allotted time to be pissed at you, and how rude of me to have surpassed it. Do I need to pay you a surcharge?"

Leo: "That's not what I meant - AHHH!"

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