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rhaenyra, teaching alicent to drive: okay, you're driving and daemon and laena walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
alicent: oh, definitely daemon. i could never hurt laena.
rhaenyra, massaging her temples: the brakes, alicent. you hit the brakes.
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rhaenyra: there's only one way to settle this... rock, paper, scissors.
alicent: okay
alicent: *scissors*
rhaenyra: *rock*
alicent *tearing up*: i lost
rhaenyra: no no no, you won! this is a very soft rock!!
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aegon: can i go out?
rhaenyra: i don't know, what did your mother say?
aegon: she said no
rhaenyra: and why would i say yes?
aegon: because she is not the boss of you?
rhanyra's mind: it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap
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alicent: have you seen my top?
rhaenyra *in the bathroom*: yeah i'm right in front of the mirror.
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rhaenyra: you can't make everyone like you, you're not alicent.
daemon: what? not everyone likes alicent
rhaenyra: who doesn't?
daemon: well-
rhaenyra: names, now. give me their names
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Alicent: I am worried that we will never find friends for Helaena.
Rhaenyra: It can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child. I don’t mean to brag, but that’s why I didn’t have many friends.
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baker *on the phone*: what do you want the cake to say?
rhaenyra to alicent: do we want a talking cake?
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Rhaenyra: I don’t always make great decisions under pressure
Alicent: What the hell is that?!
Rhaenyra: An alpaca! I got the last one
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alicent: oh, don't worry, i can just take them out
rhaenyra: she. asked. for. no. pickles.
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Alicent: for the last time, it’s called coliflower! Not ghost broccoli!
Rhaenyra (shaking and crying): I know what I saw
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