NOTHING is more fun than sitting down with kids while they’re playing Minecraft.

Yes please explain to me how flint and steel works, I’m so invested on your past arson tales. Hell yes I want to hear about what a dark oak biome is

AND I get to feel smart for explaining basic mechanics. I am so powerful small child. here’s how to tame this donkey.

It's soooo funny that whenever my city's on TV, it's always unflattering shit. How dare you, this place is amazing, I'd die for my city, I'd die for this neighborhood (which is admittedly the part of town with the shittiest reputation and arguably part of the reason I'm this anxious)

did you watch crazy ex girlfriend?????

so... um... maybe i started last night. and maybe i decided to watch 5 episodes in a row. and maybe, just maybe, i couldn't stop laughing because this show is amazing.

i just woke up, i'm going to make myself coffee and continue and i'm afraid that's how i'm gonna spend the whole day today, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME 🤣

I am like 80% convinced my cat has ever so slightly changed her purr

Is that possible

Is it normal

I'll still love you, had to toe

Like the back of my car on a sunny day

You're the song on the radio I never play

You're the words in my soul that I wanna say

"Home" - Good Neighbours

i hate my town i hate the people in it i hate the shame that consumes us all i hate that every failure might as well be posted in the square because everyone knows everyone i hate that my grandparents are here and i hate that my mother came back for them i hate that the kids are dying and no one cares i hate that every good memory has a bad memory right next door like sam's house around the corner from my childhood home i hate the body they pulled from the river i hate the memory of hearing yellow by coldplay at my cousin's funeral because all i could think was that it was too modern for the situation but then he was only seventeen so it makes sense i hate that i was seventeen too and all the boys i knew were there his friends that were supposed to be the tough guys the scary guys i hate that i pretended not to see them sobbing i hate that everything smells of cigarettes here i hate the politics i hate the people i used to love that dont even smile at me on the street i hate that the girl who called me a slut works at my favourite bar i hate every alley and hidden shortcut and i hate that i know them like the back of my hand i hate the same fucking coffee shops i sat in when i was fourteen and scared and now im nineteen and scared and i hate that it's exactly what this town wants i hate that it wants anger i hate that it wants fear i hate that it wants shame i hate that i can give it everything

my adhd is telling me I need to Go. I don't know where or why but I know that it keeps telling me to open apps and then i open the apps and its like go fuck yourself i hate you and this iPhone app. sometimes i feel incomprehensible emotions and i just have to put up with them

We love an inappropriately excerpted aesthetic Shirley Jackson quote!!!!!

Well, of course!!! Plus, is there not anything more Jackson-like than spreading some quiet creeping horror over some mundanity?

lads is it ocd when for many years you've had this thing where you realise that you've been muttering 'please forgive me please forgive me' under your breath when you're not paying attention to what your body's doing

i deleted like all my social media apps for a reason but i think i might have to redownloaded like insta and snap just for keeping in touch w slash meeting new ppl reasons :/

monthly media recap: march 2024

(embarrassingly short this time)

read:

The Daughter of Doctor Moreau by Silvia Moreno-Garcia - I have to admit, I'm not a big fan of the original Island of Doctor Moreau, but I really enjoyed this retelling set in the 19th century Mexico. Loved how the story is woven into historical context, and how, while there is a love story, the plot doesn't revolve around it and the heroine's relationship with her family is a bigger motivation for her. Would've loved other hybrids aside from Lupe and Cachito (who were my favourite characters) to have had more personality; otherwise, a great book

+ currently reading: W.I.T.C.H. comics Volume uhhh 25 (I think), The Prisoner's Throne by Holly Black, and Raffles and Bunny short stories by E. W. Hornung through a Substack book club

watched: nothing to report here, alas

he is not amused.....

is everything okay with you and your siblings? Have a good end of the year and start of the next one ♡

All good!! We had no power for some time which meant no heating, no water, no way to flush toilets, no warm food, cooling food in the snow outside and other funny stuff, but we are all good now. Thank you and I wish the same to you <3

Heartbreaking: This German almost died bc they had to manually select Germany as their location on a German-language website, bc the default was Switzerland or Austria bc that's where the company is from

Back in my day niche ex-gang members Islamic influencers were actually ex gang members and actually well versed these new social media brothers have to go to pretend prisons with ring lights podcast mics and dslrs for credibility purposes :(

honestly i do get annoyed when i'm a bit messy or something and someone notices and then in a group situation that person thinks it's okay to joke about that. how do you know i don't feel guilty and insecure about that? why are you joking about my imperfections around people who haven't experienced them?