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slushiepizza · 5 months

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I love all of your art so much!! It has actually helped me get back into doodling!

I'm really glad to hear it helped you doodle!! please keep making art, I hope you get a lot of joy out of it!!

also that's cheese, the cat Guy and Honey adopted. she loves cuddling up to them whenever they're on the couch

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted guy #redacted fanart #sweet asks #redacted cheese

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romirola · 9 months

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Aggro, Bob, and Cheese at the Vet

When @claracatlady shared the brilliant headcanon that William Solaire owns a pampered, spoiled ragdoll cat named Bob, I was inspired to imagine how Bob and Aggro would get along, resulting in this post, and then this post, and then even a few fics that feature cameo appearances by Bob. (This fic is complete, while this one is currently ongoing. Recently, though, @slushiepizza shared that they headcanon Guy and Honey adopted a cat named Cheese. Obviously, this development led me to wonder how this kitty trio might cross paths...

Despite their many differences in lifestyle, fur type, and preferred petting, Aggro and Bob are best friends. It's no surprise that during a playdate, Milo gives William the name and contact information of Aggro's feline-exclusive vet when William decides that he won't subject Bob to a waiting room full of barking dogs, squawking birds, and even the occasional ferret scurrying about the floor. By pure happenstance, Aggro ends up getting stung by a bee the same day as Bob has his first annual check-up.

The diagnoses? Aggro is going to be just fine, though he needs to stay the night due to the heavy bout of antibiotics he's on to prevent his eye from developing an infection. Bob is in tip-top shape, but due to the vet wanting to be thorough and get a baseline of Bob's health, he will have to stay the night to complete some bloodwork and wait for the results.

William and Milo are so sad to leave their sons at the vet, but their health comes first. So, after many goodbye kisses and pets, they leave with empty carriers, counting down the hours until they can pick up their cats again. They are supposed to return to pick them up around 4PM the following day.

Meanwhile, Bob and Aggro are settled into the back room. The staff takes very good care of all boarding patients, including a spacious cage, providing soft towels, a clean litter box, and nutritious food based on the cat's health.

But, still. It's the vet. And Aggro and Bob hate the vet. They hate being in this strange place, with strange people, who all smell and sound strange. It's awful, and neither cat has any problem making that displeasure known. They hiss and growl, swat and bite. If given the chance, they'll even make a break for it and try to escape into the examination rooms. When any staff member tries to do anything to Aggro or Bob, they have to wear big, thick gloves and sometimes, even try to get a mask over their eyes to "relax" them.

Neither Bob nor Aggro finds that mask relaxing. And, yes, they take it off.

Bob and Aggro happen to be placed in adjacent cages, facing a cage that is occupied by none other than Cheese, who is waiting patiently and quietly for her humans to come get her. She is a good girl. Guy and Honey always tell her so. She does not bite or claw, because that would be rude. The staff all speak nicely and softly to her, even if they are jamming some syringe full of icky-tasting liquid down her throat. When Cheese arrived at the vet, her paw really, really hurt when she walked on it. Now, her paw still hurt a little bit, but it was much better, so these different humans must have been doing something good.

Aggro, ever one to establish himself as alpha-cat no matter what kind of medication he was taking, yowls at this newcomer. He puffs himself up so that his gray fur stands on end, claws extended, as he side-hops around the edge of the cage. Bob is unamused, licking at the paw the vet tech had the gall to shave to draw blood from him.

Cheese stares at Aggro with odd fascination. She's not used to aggression in the slightest. "Me-rrow?" She pushes a ball towards Aggro, through the bars of his cage. Maybe if this gray cat batted around a ball, he'd feel better? Batting around a ball always made Cheese feel happy, especially when Guy chased it around with her

Aggro continues his tirade. Bob, however, suddenly grows attentive when he saw the ball hop out of Cheese's cage and onto the hard floor. Bob loves chasing balls around William's mansion. And suddenly, the fact that he was cooped up in a cage is quite an inconvenience. Ever one to handle inconveniences, Bob begins to scream his displeasure, begging for someone to procure that ball from him.

Cheese pulls her ears back at Bob's desperate cries. She flattens herself against the floor, long fur splaying out from her belly. All she had wanted to do was share her ball, and now these other cats were all upset.

Alarmed at his friends sudden change in demeanor, Aggro joins the calls, adding his own voice. The chorus of cries rang out loudly, echoing throughout the room and beyond.

Soon enough, Cheese, too, feels compelled to join in with the meowing. It looks fun, and she always wants to help. She let her own voice squeaky voice add a particularly desperate, pitiful tone to the song.

It doesn't take long for a human to come bursting into the room. "Oh my gosh, what is it?" they ask worriedly. "What's wrong? What?" They spot the ball on the floor. They quickly retrieve that ball and two others, giving one to each cat, before rushing off to an examine room. "Bye now! Be good!" they trill.

Silence falls over the room as Aggro, Bob, and Cheese enjoy the spoils of their vocal hunt...

...until the cats collectively realize the power that their voices held when together. Alone? They were powerless. But together?

They had this vet clinic at their beck and meow.

It's a long, long day for the staff. At 8:01AM, Milo, William, and Guy all receive the following phone call:

"Hi, yes, your cat is all set and ready to come home. Could you come pick up your cat early? As early as you can get here, preferably. Aggro/Bob/Cheese just really wants to come home. Please? Please come get your cat?"

Aggro, Bob, and Cheese hate the vet, but they are quite pleased to have made a new friend.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted bob #redacted aggro #redacted cheese #redacted cats #redacted william #redacted milo #milo greer

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romeo-the-homeo · 1 year

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two years ago when i first got into redacted i was like ‘asher’s ok’ but now he is my best mate and i would feed him scooby snacks anytime he says anything

#hes my little guy. my pal. my sweet cheese. my rotten soldier. my good time boy #/ref #we’re best friends irl we r shadow wizard money gang and we love casting spells #redacted asmr #rioing #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asher #asher talbot

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shittymurderparty · 3 months

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#trivia murder party 2 #redacted #trivia murder party #redacted tmp #[redacted]#redacted trivia murder party #trivia murder party dolls #trivia murder party host #shittymurdergames #trivia murder party 1 #cheese sandwich #weird Al

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spacemancharisma · 2 years

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finally did my actual Jon lineup. close-ups under the cut but you’re welcome to just zoom in

#tag your favorite jon!!!#s3 is my sweet cheese but s5 is [REDACTED]#personal #tma #spaceman.tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims #tma seasons #art #digital art #spaceman.art

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sainthowlzon · 5 months

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Wanted to get back into making more Scribble Doll art, so I made myself a little game called The Cheese Chooses to help decide which redacted character I draw next. I roll a d6 to select which list I'm pulling from, and a d10 to see who on that list it is.

I've rolled 3 characters so far

Porter, Brachium and Marcus

I should be rolling the next ones later today!

#The Cheese Chooses #Cheese Chooses #polyhedral dice #redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedaudio #redacted marcus #redacted brachium #redacted porter #Howlzonart #digital art #digitalart #scribble doll #Scribbledoll #porter solaire

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fregget-frou · 2 years

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What would the listeners bring as a good to a party/potluck/bbq in my opinion:

Angel: David made Mac n cheese with bacon and baked cheesy potatoes. Angel brought napkins :))

Sweetheart: tater tot casserole and jalapeño poppers, milo probably had to make them stop eating them in the car before they were all gone

Baabe: veggie plate with GOOD dip and veggie kebabs, they strike me as a fellow cauliflower lover

Darlin: stale pretzels and vodka. Sam brought some Apple fritters too

Sunshine: lemon tarts, orange tarts with caramelized peels they are gone very quickly

Freelancer: baklava and caprasi salad, specifically pear and walnut baklava Caelum helped

Lovely: lemonades and cold chili tofu , also a cute cups of blood for the vamps :)

Starlight: deviled eggs and cucumber rolls, they don’t really seem like the person to bring meats and they prolly love cucumber

Smartass: the grill champion!!! Burgers, chicken, hotdogs! Yes they’re competing with Aaron for grill privileges

Honey: pizza obv, watermelon and honeydew cups as well it’s Guys favorite fruit

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fir3lit3 · 5 months

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SHSHHFRJF JOSIE!!! josie the half cat beloved

wdym it’s not 3am

ALSO @squeebuss look it’s Roger but simplified (i forgot his guns)

#my art #SCP #scp foundation #MTF nu-7 #[REDACTED] Roger #scp 529 #josie… i wanna feed her cheese #roger probably has his section of the fridge filled with salami. feed the foundation cats

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capitalisticveins · 1 year

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Guy would fucking LOVE Chuck E Cheese pizza and would despise Shane Dawson after he posted the video “exposing” them (as he should)

#this is mainly self projection #bc Chuck E Cheese pizza is the fucking greatest #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted Guy #redacted Honey

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slushiepizza · 9 months

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Congratulations on 100 followers! Well-deserved! Feel free to reject this prompt if it doesn't inspire you. I'm excited to see whatever it is you choose to create. In following your prompt guidelines (and your wonderful Guy design), please consider some art featuring Sleepy Guy, possibly with the cat you mention her adopted. Thank you!

~~slushie's 100 followers event~~

Thank you so much romi, for always being so supportive and for being a wonderful friend and human being!! here's guy being sleepy with his and honey's adopted cat, Cheese.

#redacted audio #redacted guy #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fanart #slushiearts #slushies100event #redacted cheese

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romirola · 9 months

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Hey romi! Slushiepizza here! Just wanted to tell you that I've read your cat trio fic with Aggro, Ben, and Cheese multiple times, and it's brought me such immense joy. It just warms my heart every single time and I just wanna say again, thank you for writing it. It has a special place in my heart.

Oh, @slushiepizza, you are so, so welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed the headcanons. Thank YOU for letting me borrow Cheese, the sweetest kitty in all of Dahlia. <3

Hey, Redactedverse Fandom, have you seen their brilliant Guy fanart, featuring none other than Cheese, Honey and Guy's adopted cat? Check it out here, and then, please read my post that imagines cat-shenanigans between Cheese, Bob (William's spoiled cat created by @claracatlady), and Aggro here!

#thank you!#redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted guy #redacted fanart #redacted bob #redacted cheese #redacted aggro

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majestydeerakuma · 10 months

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cheese

#trivia murder party #trivia murder party 2 #jackbox #jackbox games #jackbox fanart #tmp dolls #tmp jester #thats redacted handing him the cheese :)

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angel-bubbles · 1 year

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thinking about damien and huxleys newest video and crying seeing them grow together makes me all squishy inside

#'its not so cold now'#cry cry cry #huxley getting the shells and cheese ahead of time #the little kisses on damiens shoulder while he talks #i just #i love them #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted audio #redacted asmr

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transgenderboobs · 1 year

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today at work a client from england CUSTOM ORDERED orange chocolate flavored wensleydale cheese and we all tried some as a dare. indescribably terrible, i wish you could all taste it

#the cheese guy promised to have better cheese for me tomorrow #which is not hard. any cheese is better than that cheese #also who is custom ordering cheese from a [grocery chain redacted]#like surely there are better cheese shops in town.#personal

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arcanewonder · 11 months

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also another side note while i’m still working on this render. if anyone plays the my time series, what are your thoughts on project me. i was going through news for sandrock and came across the launch trailer for the alpha.

#non-sims #i'm gonna be cheeses if we only get it on mobile #i'm very curious about the news characters in it though #namely both avery and logan appearing in the new trailer #i'm going lose my shit if logan's mom really is from [redacted]

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shittymurderparty · 1 year

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"Rats get no respect. You cause one massive plague and they never let you forget it."

- redacted

(Source: Platypus Comix, The Chuck E. Cheese Story)

#trivia murder party 2 #trivia murder party #redacted tmp #[redacted]#redacted #redacted trivia murder party #trivia murder party dolls #trivia murder party host #shittymurdergames #trivia murder party 1 #chuck e cheese #rat #bubonic plague

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