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I've always said that babies + toddlers are just living, breathing suicide attempts. It seems like they're try to end their lives at every opportunity. Also, it's a common phenomenon that second-born children are crazier than the first. So, I can see Rolan's firstborn son being a little angel. Sweet, docile, never getting into any danger or trouble, always wanting to be near his parents. His very nature is what convinced Rolan that a second child would be a grand idea.
But that second-born daughter? Rolan is convinced she exists to humble him. Absolute menace to society, even at a very early age. I feel like Rolan has half a head of gray hair by the time his second child is two years old.
Rolan looked away for five seconds? The girl is wobbling on unsteady, chubby little legs on top of the dining room table.
Rolan and his wife stopped to say a quick "hello" (literally all they get out is "hello") to someone in the market? The adorable little terror is haphazardly sprinting toward some horses & already fifteen feet away. (Rolan questions how the hells that's even possible, because at a walking pace, the girl is wobbly, yet if she's running, she's fast as can be.)
Rolan is busy making dinner while the tot wanders around the kitchen? When he turns around, his little princess is standing on the handle of a drawer to reach higher, aaalmost wrapping a fat little fist around a gigantic knife atop the counter.
The amount of times Rolan has had to use mage hand to catch his darling daughter from falling, doing something dangerous, or running into danger is positively astronomical before she's even three.
But she's also SO FUCKING CUTE. Chubby cheeks, big eyes, light brown hair in little pigtails, and executes all her chaos in big, frilly, pastel dresses. She has Rolan wrapped around her finger without even trying. (As does his firstborn, of course.)
As a secondborn child, yes!
(you unknowingly just ordered a large yappuccino)
Summary: baby #1 is what makes Rolan realize how badly he wants more kids and baby #2 is what makes him consider getting a vasectomy. if there is a baby #3, they either came about on accident or after you succeeded a DC 25 persuasion check
Baby number one, a beautiful boy whose appearance mirrors his father's, is just an angel. He never cries except when he's hungry or uncomfortable, he always wants to be held by his dad, and he never gets into trouble - even in his terrible twos. He always wants to be close to his dad, and is very interested in everything he watches Rolan do. Once he gets a little older and can understand language, he always asks Rolan to read to him, tell him stories, or teach him about anything that comes to mind.
As his son gets older, despite how he very much still clings to his father when he's being put to bed for the night or how he asks him to hold him while he cooks dinner for the family, Rolan still misses the times when his son was tiny. The times when he got to hold his infant on his chest and feel him cuddle against him, his tiny tail wrapping around his wrist. So he asks his wife for a second child.
Then baby number two arrives, and I could absolutely see this one being either a boy or a girl (I think my brain normally leans toward a boy). Another beautiful red baby with features from both their mother and father - and boy are they a lot of work. They give Rolan a run for his money, but he would never dream about having it any other way.
They're a colicky baby, spending much of their first year alive crying for hours in the night as their father does everything in his power to comfort them. He often becomes discouraged when nothing works, feeling horrible when they're only able to sleep because they exhausted themselves by crying for so long.
Once they're old enough to move around on their own, Rolan becomes quite dejected when he realizes they don't want to be held and cuddled like his first did. It would take him time to get used to how independent they were, wanting to explore without him and not paying much attention when he spoke to them.
Baby number 2 makes up for baby number one's lack of terrible two's - and it's exactly how you described. They're quite happy during the day, just running around, exploring, and always getting into trouble. I think Rolan would learn pretty fast how to keep them safe, but they still always had him on his toes. He'd allow them to explore near him, keeping the end of his tail wrapped around their waist in case he needed to keep them from falling or sprinting off.
Eventually, he learns how to do all of these things with them in a way that doesn't discourage them from being independent, that way he can still keep them safe as they play and explore their surroundings. I think they'd remind him a lot of Lia when she was little, and it would be incredibly endearing to him, despite how often they give him a heart attack.
Other imagery with baby number two:
rolan always having to fish gross crap out of their mouth bc this baby's favorite thing to do is put things in their mouth
which includes their tail, his tail, their older brother's tail, and absolutely anything they find on the floor
literally always climbing on shit
baby is a hilarious sleeper - always in goofy positions or with their mouth hanging wide open, drool going everywhere (Rolan doesn't even care if they drool all over him if that's the price he has to pay to be able to hold them)
they were a colicky baby but once they get a bit older, they rarely cry - even when they're in pain, which is a little worrying to Rolan
they think literally everything is funny, and is extremely ticklish
they're one of those babies that's always in just their diaper and a shirt because they get dirty so often or they are so hard to change that you just kinda have to let it happen
Literally is the messiest eater on the planet and while it's kind of adorable it still nearly sends Rolan into orbit
#I'm so glad I got to get this all out HADSHAHAH#I need to write more about rolan and his colicky newborn#papa rolan#baby boy#ask#raxie#rax-writes#my writing#my hcs#serena the yap-atron 3000#bg3#rolan#headcanons#holy rolan empire#brainrot#rolan posting
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Raxis really loves your blog. He keeps posting screenshot of it on his twitter. You and fantsay invader are renting free in his head
X became his new playground to shout his love of people who don't give a fig about him?
#anon#replies#fandom woes#guess who decided to grace this blog with his presence after your ask anon lol#Raxi-p and malding because people are having fun name a more iconic duo lol#but i wonder is X really a desolate place where people only comment and don't create a thing?
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As someone who's also not reading the - what is it now, 6500 word long screed? - about Edelgard Good Actually because fuck that, I just need to say you're providing an invaluable fandom service. Seeing someone who's able to stand in the face of a sealioning and laugh back is encouraging, and makes it a lot more obvious who's the problem with this discussion.
It's actually a bit horrible how so much of their discourse mirrors a radicalization pipeline, actually. Start with the seemingly- normal takes, get closer to your target, add on increasingly unhinged fanon and reinterpretations of the text taken as gospel, then just overwhelm with sheer 3000-word-long essays if anyone honestly tries to talk back. I've already lost one friend to the radicals (before they ironically realized Imperialism Bad after the events of 2022), and all of this absolutely discourages me from recommending the Fodlan games to anyone else in the future, despite how fond I am of them.
MAYBE one day in the future when people have reading comprehension again, I can have a normal geek out with someone over how the 3H games are just really fun modern adaptations of Romance of the Three Kingdoms (which makes it hilarious they were made half by KOEI). Ah well. One day.
I am fueled by spite and rage towards these people who straight up harassed multiple people out of the fandom, so I welcome any opportunity to clown on them. Especially Raxis. Fuck him, lol.
I think someone else has explained it more clearly, but it's cult tactics they're using. There is immediately an "us vs them" mentality. You are with us or you are against us. Being with them makes you a bad person. It means we can harass you, and if you call us out on this, then that means you're just one of them and an enemy. It's why their discord server has you walking on eggshells. One wrong word and you're labelled a filthy edelcrit/mooner.
Maybe they'll realize how fucking stupid they are and give it up. Or maybe the fandom has had enough and starts cracking down on them in fandom spaces.
#edelgard discourse#i should probably note#not to go after raxis#block him#or if youre like me#ignore him#if he goes after you (or unblocks you) and makes himself look like a fool#then you get free reign to make fun of him in your response#because hey he started it#also that whole 3000 word college thesis still makes me laugh#why would anyone do that for a videogame character
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OP has me blocked even though I'm fairly sure I've never interacted with them, hence the screencapping. No idea what that's about.
To the point however, many of the issues that often get brought up with regard to Dedue's writing are the consequence of how these games are written and structured (ex. permadeath, the limitations of the support system), but that external context is rarely considered when criticizing his character and in particular his relationship to Dimitri. I'm not going to outright say that that's on account of a combination of homophobia, the determination to make Dimitri into the Evil Straight Conservative to be vanquished by other people's faves, and/or competing ships (mostly Dimileth) that dislike how much attention the Dimidue relationship gets in canon...
...but I'm going to snarkily infer it.
#Fire Emblem#FE16#Fire Emblem Three Houses#The most I can find for why OP has me blocked is that they reblog from Raxis
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Raxis -- Paladin / Bard
Dragonborn
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Bio will go here.
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Roxy and Ray's journey is a really slow burn, but this song makes me think of certain things that will definitely be happening later in the series.
#writing playlist#am writing#indie author#Spotify#Roxy/Ray#raxy#The Bayshore Witch Legacy#raxy playlist#raxy vibes
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the homie @rax-writes said she couldn't remember how she and I became friends, saying it probably had something to do with Rolan
wish I could've seen the look on her face when I reminded her that we first bonded over tiefling-esque dildo recommendations in the comments of a public post on tumblr dot com
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this blog is like qanon but for fire emblem
Daaw,
It's hilarious how those asks pop up after a Supreme Leader post lol.
Are you bored or haven't you found anything suitable enough to screencap on Twitter, or X, or whatever it is called nowadays?
#anon#fandom woes#it's hilarious because the supreme leader post isn't even 12 hours old#it's like a more pathetic version of 'big brother is watching you'#'raxi-poo is stalking you'#whatever rocks your boat#i'm more upset at the nachos i have ordered than at this ask or whatever it was supposed to be#they were supposed to be spicy!
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Well then, I will just consider you as scummy as those edelstans. Sorry, but all of this hypocrisy from both sides isn't something I'm comfortable with
If you cannot provide evidence to back your claim, then I cannot trust you. I don't see any hypocrisy because you haven't given me any proof.
#grey borb#edelgard discourse#sorry bud#i dont want to use moonlit in 'petty' arguments#i use raxis' actions towards them to call out his harassment#that isnt petty or dumb to me any way
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pic for @/bigblueboofer! Zephyr can be quite needy at his advanced size, but it only makes his relationship with Raxis stronger~
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Dave The Human vs. Religion
The question of religion had come up, as it does.
Dave The Human, female Tsin muttered something at a high pitch at her tablet and Dave the human, formerly Dave the Atrix, formerly also Dave the Human performed some epic side-eye.
Gondy was filling in for the Atrix member of the group, still slightly scarred from having her helmet smacked hard enough to split during the recent disintegration of the station due to Von Neumann's Space squid.
Raxy, her Little Guy was stuffing his face in a way that you don't normally see on an Atrix that size. This suggested to the Daves that the Little Guy was shortly going to be upskilling, getting certified and getting referred to as female...
Given Atrix really just looked at the whole gender thing and opted out, and the whole male/female thing was labelling for other people's benefit, the Daves formed an unspoken and instant agreement that helping Raxy bulk up was their new hobby.
For two people from radically different biologies and cultures, the Daves were staggeringly similar as though some cosmic author had created them with the same voice.
Tsin Dave waggled the tablet. "Homeworld want to make sure everyone's complying with off-world best practices. They want to ensure that we're... ugh: 'Maintaining tradition in line with oof-world guidance'" she grumped.
"First I'm a heretic and a sky-demon and now they want to make sure I'm the right sort and not making you lot think less of us with my wicked deviant ways."
Gondy paused, as did Rax.
"graaaaak?" Rax said, around one of the mysterious and never explained purple bread rolls.
Meta-note about the purple bread rolls:
They're actually Ube potato bread rolls. They're steamed in the Caffeteria. The food services are very aware that everyone who encounters them assumes they're a food from some other species culture. It's the little things that make the day to day fun.
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"You never heard about that?" Dave The human said. "Oh well hum..."
Dave the Human gave his buddy full points on her mastery of colloquialism and settled in.
"So there's this legend that many years ago the People - 's us - had an idyllic land, and the concept of evil was unknown. Then one day, Sky Demons, jealous of our ways and our purity of soul absolutely pounded the knekp out of the place and only those of us in the Great Underground Halls, who were devout enough survived. And since that day, to leave the ground is to attract the attention of the Sky Demons."
Gondy raised a claw.
"Boats are OK. Water is theologically still ground."
Gondy put her claw down.
Dave the human said, "That sounds like..."
Dave The Human answered, "Nope, it was Orbital Bombardment. Nation-on nation. The shelters were built because it was a strong possibility that things would get all... ker-blammy."
"Yeesh!"
"Yeah. And the religious angle kind of got shuffled in as this agreement that when everyone got out, nobody wanted to be dancing around pointing claws at other countries and trying to blame them, while it was everyone's fault. Can't really blame them but for a thousand odd years that was the official line."
Gondy said "Wow! I never knew that!"
Dave The Human nodded. "Yeah yeah, it's been pretty common knowledge for a century or so, but still, when we got back into space after the Wallandernoooks showed up to trade, it was a major, major problem and uh well, leaving the Homeworld means you're a Heretic and in league with the Sky Demons according to the Dogma soooo..."
"Huh. And that means...?"
"Not much. Kind of lightly excommunicated. Not really welcome back home where things are a little more traditional. But y'know. No biggie. We're all colonists out here anyway, and we still get Homeworld support. It's just we also have to get audited that we're not giving Homeworld a bad name." She paused and took a long drink of mekp. "Aaaaand this time they want to know if we have a shrine to show you filthy heathens that we're still the number one proper pious type heretical sky demons. F.M.L."
Gondy, Rax and Dave pondered this.
"Gondy... what do Atrix believe in?" Asked Dave the Human.
"Graaak."
"Yeah, Rax, I guess 'some places are lucky' covers it. You know.... good moss, cool rocks, just got a good vibe. The sort of place you can drop a bunch of... what do you call them? Possums."
Dave the Human choked on his water. "Possums?!"
"Grak." Commented Rax and Gondy pulled her tablet out and poked. "Yeah... human smalls." She said, holding up a picture of a possum mis-labelled as an infant human.
"Huh. You guys are adorable when you're young" cooed Dave The Human, who Dave previously rated as about as maternal as a meat grinder.
Dave let it go for now, suspecting this would yield hilarious dividends at some future time, and turned back to Dave the Tsin.
"Ok, this is shaping up to be another wacky hi-jink. What's the gig?
"Gotta build a shrine."
"Any shrine?"
"Pretty much. It's got to be location appropriate. Y'know. The god of the place. To show we're uh... friendly to the local divinities? On theological good terms?"
"OK but... we're all godless atheists, apart form the ones who aren't. Who are you going to build a shrine to?
"Yeah that's kind of it. I mean I don't want to be the grit under anyone's scales..."
"Ohhhh," said Gondy, "Oh oh! Rax, call Garf! I have an idea..."
Several weeks later, the Tsin named Walks-between-Waves arrived as part of the Tsin welfare and general ambassadorial circuit.
O'Patel and Big Ma performed the proper greetings and paperwork, and Dave presented herself.
Walks-Between-Waves ("Just call me Waves") walked up and declaimed, "Heretic, and blasphemer. You bones will never lie with the ancestors, and your meat will rot. You and the demons you dwell with are denied! Cast out as the foul beasts you are. How are you doing? Well I hope?"
Dave bowed, small hands together, big ones outstretched.
"Oh yeah. They're all very nice here." She said. "Did they change the words of the castigation?"
"Oh, no, but some of it needed translating for human language a little," Waves said and added, "such a fun language! Quite the fad back home. And since you're hmm, officially human, I couldn't resist. Now, I believe you have something to show?"
O'Patel looked bemused and said sotto voce to Big Ma, "I think this is going to go well!"
Dave led Waves to the common area where, true enough, there was a shrine. It was made of old pieces of the station recovered from it's partial disassembly. 3D printed and painted panels along the sides showed Tsin, Atrix and Humans, helping each other climb up the sides, to the top of the shrine where someone had creatively frosted some glass and lit it with shifting lights to suggest something exciting and pleasant waited. The thing dripped with moss and a small water feature played down from the back into a shallow bowl of stones.
"Ah!" Said Waves. "Very impressive. Going for extra credit?"
"No..." said Dave. "It's a group effort. Once we started, everyone wanted to help. Especially after we found a small god for the Station that everyone liked... Their name is Arepo."
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Like I’m not saying Edelgard fans deserve to be bullied because I don’t think anyone deserves to be bullied. I’m just saying people like Raxy Boy, again a 35 year old man, constantly whining about how everyone is sooooooo meaaaaaaaaaaan to him and all Edelgard fans, then spending every single day of his life stalking people who disagree with him so he can repost their memes on Twitter and cry about how everyone is sooooo meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan is exactly the reason why the fandom at large treats bullying Edelgard fans like a sport. Like you’re really not beating the allegations of being the most obnoxious, terminally online portion of the fandom here.
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