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#raph was so good in this ep mikey BE NICE HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT YOU
camilieroart · 2 years
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Mikey has a shit ton of nicknames : Mikey, Mike, Mikey Mike (separate from the two first), Mikester, Painty, Sticker boi, Angel, Angelo Raph doesn't have much, just the occasional : Anger machine, Pointy, Phael, Pha. Meets is Meets, they did try one : Meaty. It did not stick. Leo is : General, Chief, Flake (snowflake that was shorten), Sensei (mocking), Boss, Braincell boy (when he's alone with mikey), Narnar, Nardo. Donnie is : Techy, Natello, Tel, Tello, Explosion man, Disaster boy, problem, Don, D April is : Neil, Champ, Winwin, Fluff. Casey doesn't have any yet, he's too recent, but they do throw some around from time to time : JJ, Deok-Su (not really a nickname jgirejger), Edgy Boy, Emo, Splits, Case. Splinter : Dad, Daddyo, Papa, Oto-san, Splinty (only from April), Mr. Splinter sir, Yoshi
So season 1 is all about the Kraang's menace, with a sideline of Shredder but not much, just enough to distract them a little from the Kraangs before they wipe out the city Now Season 1 also has to introduce the mutanimals, metalhead (maybe same episode ?), April gets a gun and a role in the team (could get coupled with a b plot), Karai becomes Shredder (over several episodes) and some daily life eps and fillers because MY GOD do I miss some good fillers in nowadays shows sometimes Like yes !!! I love plot !!! But please let me breathe a little S1 ep 1 would be the pilot, idk if 20 or 40 minutes long, probably in between these two, since it has to introduce : the turtle family, April, Casey, their relationships (should be done in tje first few minutes for april and turtle family), the kraang threat, and the entire "let's sneak out and beat down a random thief that will happen to be casey" While maybe setting up in tje background some of the future eps Like let's push as much foreshadowing in the first ep as possible so it ties back nicely to the rest of the show
2nd ep I would feel like should be about the turtles figuring out how to move around, maybe beat down some people and learn how to use their new environment while discovering the city. Could have a b plot of Casey actually formally meeting them. 3rd ep they discover the kraang menace during patrol, and instead of being all like "mmmh =-= what's going here... Sound sketchy znd weird let's learn as much as possible", freak out and retreat to the lair and just panic explains everything to Splinter, Casey and April. They don't believe them. #2012 mikey moment but with the whole team. The ep would go the turtles proving what they saw, Casey becoming part of the patrol team and Donnie getting his hands on some kraang tech (not much), setting up the soon to be metalhead ep 4th ep they investigate more what the fuck are the weird alien thingies doing. They infiltrate one of their base and find out absolutely nothing because none of the aliens speak english. So nothing is written in english. They do take a shit ton of pictures in hope to decipher it later. B plot, while team A is infiltrating the base, Team B is on lookout and they run into Baxter Stockman. That's when Buckle is born and also they find out what the hell the green thing was.
5th ep, in the background Donnie has just finished making Shelldon and presents him to the team. He doesn't mention it but we can see him making meets. It's a chill ep, just some family shenanigans with the pets. Casey meets Buckle. Raph and Leo want to try to make Shelldon a battle drone while Donnie and Mikey are very much against it. April and Splinter are looking for Ice cream kitty that disappeared and they're trying to hide it from mikey. 6th ep, the trio Donnie, Casey and April get some development, again a chill ep, smth like either everyone else got sick and they're looking for a cure or uhhh casey busted some of Metalhead's compunds and is trying to help Donnie get them back and April tags along, or donnie is missing pieces to continue Meets and Casey and April take him in the city to find some pieces... Smth along these 7th ep, Mikey is the one that finally figured out how to read the kraang's writing. I don't know how yet but he did. They find out about their obsession with imagination, and their plan to get it with the mutagene (which failed) and their brand new plan to directly extract it from people but whoops it kills them (work in progress). They're like "well wow that massively suck and it's on a huge scale how about we don't try doing this by ourselves" znd they try to warn the human authorities. Humans being humans, they don't believe them but now knows about their existence (which well they kinda did before because of rumors but now they know 100% (since in the colorcoded universe people knows actually mutants are a thing, and there are people that arz pro-mutants and people that are against mutants))
8th ep they play it low and stay in the lair instead of going on patrol, nice filler ep just fluffy family time, b plot we meet the mutanimals.
9th ep, Metalhead ep ! It's them !!! It's the boi (genderless) !!!! So Donnie presents them to his brothers, saying it's an IA blah blah blah, then they watch a movie where it's like "ooooooh evil IA they all realize humans sucks actually and kills them all" which makes them uncomfortable with Metalhead (who is not on), cue the "let's deactivate them" Meets yeeting thz fuck out to the mutanimals and the turtles meeting thz mutanimals and adopting meets
no actually when Leo lose his braincells, Meets is the second Leo guihgeru it's one of the thing about his brothers Donnie coded in the original program before the IA evolved
meets as soon as Leo is alone with Mikey : My time has come
i also want to slip in bonus shorts like 10 minutes long, of family shenanigans in the present and when they were young, including April and Casey as kids
like there's this part where you know how they aren't allowed to go too far in the lair ?
At some point when they were 10~11, they went anyway like "i ain't scared ):<" and then they kinda convinced themselves the place was haunted and never went back and when as teens casey asks about it they're like "bro no this place is haunted D:" i feel like it could be a fun ep ghioregheuri just 10 mins short, maybe an halloween special
Casey: "have you ever come back there since then?" Them: "lol no that place is scary af"
casey : "you. are fighting aliens like. every day" Them : "yeah but you don't get it this place is haunted"
it's it's a halloween special there would probably need to be a sort of threat, even if it's just their imagination, what did they think they saw? Fdhdf
i'm not sure yet but imagine it was just splinter messing with them to make sure they never go back he saw them preparing to sneak and go in and he followed them and scared them
it would be easy for a master ninja
maybe it could also JUST be them getting spooked it's easy to get spooked when you're 10, in a place dark you don't know a bit abandonned
THEY JUST GET REALLY SCARED AND DECIDE "AH HELL NAH"
i'm thinking April would be with them or go a bit after them (so like when they were young), going "yeah well I'm not scared >:)" but she'd be all alone in a dark place abandonned with rumors of it being haunted and Splinter wouldn't even intervene
but if casey had to go, first he'd be much older than they were, since they're 16, the others would still refuse to go, and Splinter would be like "welp i guess the secret is up now" but Casey would go in, alone with the lamp and come out like 10 minutes later screaming for his life because turns out the place is actually haunted
Meets, who's room is the closest to the not-allowed part : sweats intensifies
They're also a teen and they just learned this is in fact haunted and they are not one to dispute their brothers words "you say it's haunted ? that's factually impossible however every metal bones in my body trusts you and now i'm scared"
In the 10th ep, April finally learns about the Kraang's plan (which they kept from her), and HEAVILY insists to help them. They're hesitant about it but Leo straight up refuses, and she gets upset. Later during patrol with jis bros and Casey they talk about it and they're like "mate you should give her a chance, you gave Casey a chance and look at him now" and Leo is like ): but what if she gets hurt,,, she can't fight ! April (who had been following them without them noticing (which is already a proof she's skilled)) is like ):< well i'm gonna show him. They run into the Kraang and start a battle and April sees it as a chance to prove herself. She tries to sneak and grab one of the Kraang's gun but gets spotted and saved by Leo who gives her a VERY dirty look before finishing the battle. Once it's done he stomps over and they get into a yelling match (yey), until April convinces him to give her a real chance, using the skills she has (namely, a good shooter since when she was very little and her parents were still together, her mom wanted her to be able to fend for herself and she was given daily lesson for around 8 years. She only recently had to stop). She succeeds the test and Leo, still very not happy about it, "accepts" her in the team. After that we see his opinion improves about her position in the team during the episodes, as a background thing. She gets her own donnie made gun in the beginning of the next ep, too :)
Ep 11, chill ep, maybe a special for a holiday or smth, just a breather ajdcjzvd Ep 12, introduction of the Foot as a problem (until then there were some bits and pieces of Karai's and Saki's story here and there). The kids find Saki's corpse on patrol and recognizes him from Splinter's pictures and bring him back home. Yada yada grief, he gets a tomb, they realized something bad happened and investigate the Foot. Donnie and Raph are against distracting themselves from the KRAANG, but the other disagrees. Donnie and Raph don't go in the first place but then have tp rescue the others that got captured (and got a bunch of infos with it). They learn that the Foot went bad, and that there's a new leader the "Shredder". They learn they plan on dominating the city and invade bits by bits the world so the Foot rules over everything, as it should. Donnie and Raph acknowledges it's a problem and agrees to help as long as their main priority is the Kraangs (modifié) Ep 13, chill ep, Mikey centered with a b plot involving Meets introducing the turtle family to their sign language because they had grown tired of writing in a notebook.
when meets officially becomes part of the family, there's an awkward amount of time where he doesn't know what to say instead of "my sons" cue a lot of laughters from his kids when he calls them "my spawns" "my kins" "my beloveds" "my children" etc He ends up settling on "my turtles" Meets really hates being reminded THEY'RE a bot so even Splinter calls THEM Meets even tho he calls his other kids their full names
do you think Meets ever asks Donnie for upgrades ?
Well there is some moments where they do but usually they're content with what they have It's like, they ask when it's smth that will help them (silent flying thing to be discreet), not just going up to him like "eyyy upgrade my dude ?"
I feel like Mikey would try to get them to get more cool upgrades zgdvf, he'd be like "dude, you should ask Donnie for super fast rocket boosters, or an ice cream machine, heck yea, that'd be awesome!" xD
Oh he probably would XD Meets would just politely say no tho fhzvdjzcdh If Leo was the robot one, however, he'd probably end up with a shit ton of useless upgrades until donnie goes "okay that's enough"
Because Mikey and Leo together have 1 braincell
Mikey: "DONNIE! CAN YOU GIVE MEETS A GIANT ANIME SWORD?" Meets, signing: 'please no' Donnie: "what the fuck Mikey."
LMFAO I had forgotten this whole aroace mikey bit where he runs away from potential love interests
Mikey: "my handsomeness is both a blessing and a cruse"
"i'm handsome" UwU "you ARE handsome" fear
"i'm handsome but just for me. it is my handsome. don't touch"
absolutely LOVING how Joo-Hyun does the most BUCKWILD SHIT and then when asked how she just winks and goes "the power of magic" that is SO fucking funny to me Joo-Hyun : is loaded Joo-Hyun : has retrieved all contacts in a new phone without even knowing the people Joo-Hyun : "the power of magic ;)"
the power of hacking people's phones
the power of magic ? Yeah no i'm just really into illegal stuff why am i loaded ? i robbed a bank
Imagine she just has some random talents and says it's magic but also knows magic and you never know which one's which
i think i'm gonna make that canon actually. she's magic-y but she's also a criminal
"criminal" in the society's way i mean. she's super nice.
i could use that "criminal" thing to like criticize the rich and this kind of things. like she's didn't rob a bank, she robbed the super rich.
Casey: "damn, I have a wicked aunt :)"
casey the gun in the making
Donnie: "I will literally shoot you with this gun if you don't stop annoying me" April: "lol you wouldn't do that, you like me too much uvu" Donnie: "Don't fuckin test me"
Meets wardrobe : a bowtie
Mikey is soft/cute boy aesthetic, Raph is tough boy, Leo is slut aesthetic (he is not)/japanese inspired. These two are not in relation to eachothers, Donnie is techwear, Casey is Emo/Goth boy, April is Girl ™️
like don't put donnie in red but you can put any of the bois in green
omg they could literally be greenscreens
put them in front of a green screen they're invisible
Mikey: "GUYS LOOK I CAN MAKE MYSELF INVISIBLE ON CAMERA LMAO"
does Donnie have more than one pair of glasses?
yeah, but he usually wear the square one, he modified them the most heirohjtir like to zoom or so other things
lmaooo I imagine Mikey would sometimes take the gasses when Donnie's not using them and mess around with them he probably broke soem yea
Leo be like "I look better than you and I know it"
mikey be like : hehe fun clothes leo be like : haha i'm hotter than you
All the dresses are dresses Meets gave as a present for Christmas
meets looking at leo's casual ouftits "boi i know what i'm getting ya"
does Meets have money did they shoplift the dresses vhfbdh
meets has extensible arms they shoplift
Meets: happily giving the dresses everyone: "wait where did you get those"
bold of you to assume they don't all shoplift
maybe they would but imagine it was the first time Meets has ever stole anything and they're all like "wow, didn't think they had it in them to do that (impressed)"
baby’s first crime
Donnie would play Dnd if he could zvdge
oh absolutely sadly his family isn't interested
I NEED TO GIVE DONNIE AND LEO MATCHING TANAKO NO ICHI SHIRTS RGBUIEHBUE
They gave one to Mikey but he refuses to wear it
Mikey: "wow Meets, how did you find dresses that matches our aesthetics so perfectly?" Meets, who has gone through hundreds of different clothing stores to find them: [maaaaagic! :)]
Meets who hasn't been around for a while before gifting : :)
"oh so that's why you disappeared for so long"
Meets who broke the 4th wall to draw the dresses themself : :)
Meets who asked the writer to write them conveniently finding the perfect dresses despite it not being logical at all in canon: :)
(raph’s dress ) hot take : the dress looked like that at first, but meets added the embroideries (he learned from mikey)
most people look very "professional" in suits but I think they would very much not look professional efdjhbfd colorcoded Leo: "time to look SEXY AF"
(surprisingly they all turned out great)
i love it when like there's clothes in other languages that are like "wow super cool and neat" but actually the words are really stupid like water water sock grandma
i'm going to give mikey a shirt that's like really basic, just it says BUTT in giant letters in japanese
the boys at night going shoplifting and seeing this shirt : "LMFAO WHO'S GETTING IT"
Mikey: "I CALL DIBS ON THAT SHIRT"
Leo: "oh this is terrible I love it"
the boys everytime they come across a stupid japanese shirt : haha YES
the shirt wasn't orange it was like, idk red or something but Mikey wanted it so bad he recolored it to fit his color sceme dhdfbdf
Splinter : "you must learn to share Michelangelo" Mikey : "NEVER" dips the shirt in orange dye
Splinter, with a straight face: "Michelangelo, next time you find a butt shirt, you will have to give it to one of your brothers."
This is Donnie. Donnie has 2 hyper complicated futuristic ouftits in his wardrobe and the rest is normal. Be like Donnie.
do you think they'd try to go to a convention in cosplay disguises like the rise turtles efhdbfh
Leo and Donnie dragging Mikey to a Tanako no Ichi convention
Mikey, actually having fun at the convention but doesn't want to admit it: "this is terrible. I hate all of this. I should have stayed at home."
magical girls but it's the gender that's magical
sometimes i think about how conservative and traditional Yoshi used to be and then I look at his sons and i'm like "damn."
Raph: "s k u l l s h i r t >:)" Casey: "w i c k e d"
imagine Mikey asking people to put stickers on his shell because he can't to it himself zdgfvg Mikey: "HEY DONNIE! I got new stickers, can you put them on my shell :D?" Donnie: "AGAIN?? At how many stickers will you stop??" Mikey: "I will never stop."
Tanako no ichi
Mikey: "I still don't get this show. Why are they letting a bunch of kids save the world???" Leo: "Mikey, we've saved the world before." Mikey: "THAT'S DIFFERENT!"
Mikey: "we're ninjas, we can fight!" Donnie: "and they have magical powers, what's your point"
are you gonna make up any parallels/foreshadowing with the turtles' story like they did in the 2012 show ?
Yeah
Tanako no Ichi: has a world ending plot scenario Leo: "man, I sure hope that never happens here lmao" Donnie: "don't jinx us please"
and then it happens
imagine Casey's alter ego dies on screen (foreshadow his dad dies saving him) and they all turn to him and then collectively decide to stop watching for now
Casey: "Aw, that was my favorite character, how could they do that :'((??" Donnie: "I always thought they looked a lot like you, It's almost like this character was a reflection of you as a person and this was a sort of prophetic warning lmao" Casey: Casey: "How about we never watch this show again"
Donnie after Mikey asks if it's a reboot : "Well Mikey, since you asked so nicely, I will tell you that if presented as a reboot, it is not ! In fact, while keeping the same story and continuing the plot of the previous 12 seasons, they changed the designs that were very flawed and had numerous problems of cohesion. Take... uh butterfly girl. Her hair grew longer and thicker during the transformation sequence even tho none of the other characters had that ! Her Butterfly motif looked more like a ribbon and caused confusion, and a lot of people complained about "sexualized" design because of her bare legs but short skirt (even tho it was part of her character). There was also a story of plagiarism, that was debunked since then, but did participate in the redesign. Plus, the overall team cohesion was really bad, none of their ouftit even slightly mirorred eachothers. How did they fix it you ask ? Well, they gave to the team several similar points, especially with their motifs. Look at the 6 button middle, they all have it, with their motifs on the side ! There's a little mark on their cheeks, and-" Mikey : "put me out of my misery"
Mikey: "PLEASE NO MORE LORE"
Donnie : "Well actually that's not lore, it's just behind hte scenes informations that you asked for. However" pulls out a huge book Donnie : "If you want lore, Leo and I have been keeping track of everything and-"
Mikey: "NOOOOOOO-"
Donnie has buck teeth:)
sasuka exists purely so I can put merch on several turtles without messing up the colorcode. however I am sure i can figure out a proper reason for their colorcode XD
Absolute revelation : WHAT IF I colorcoded Sasuka WHITE with green accent so the betrayal of her mom being the villain mirrored the betrayal of Oroku Saki (colorcoded white with red accents) when Karai stabbed him
I feel like this show is looking too much like a show Mikey would actually like fdhdhbf needs to have a really nonsensical story efvdhbf
not if it doesn't make any sense i mean don't worry in 30 seasons you have time to fuck up
Mikey thinks the visuals are great ! The characters are great ! But what the fuck is going on tho it just annoys him more than makes him hate it he just likes a well-built story
Mikey: "aesthetically? cool. what the fuck is going on tho"
he can sits through an ep, but through a season ? too many incoherence and characters getting OOC, too many plot points gets lost and characters arc butchered it is a cool show ! that's why most of his family likes it. you just have to make abstraction of the huge storyline flaws
Leo: "if you ignore the entire plot, it's a good show" Mikey: "are you even hearing yourself right now"
in level of stupidness, it presented the Shopkeeper as Sasuka's mom in the end of season 12 (they already had the redesign then), but then in season 20 they said the Shopkeeper was actually Sasuka that travelled back in time to beat up her team for some stupid reason
and it's like "yeah ! cool ! CHOOSE 1 THO" Mikey's favourite show is an on-going action romance show with a really well constructed story called "On the Devil's shoulder" he keeps trying to make his family watch it but they find it boring to death
Donnie: "I have a list of all the canon events that happened in this show right here." he points at a journal the size of a dictionary, "and in here I have a list of more events that directly contradicts the events of this first list" he points at another journal that somehow looks bigger than the first one
it's bigger because they contradict the same plot point several time
SO in Colorcoded each season would be year, and the ending of season 1 would finish most of the short arcs started there, like April's dad learn that they are a danger magnet, and the Kraangs winning happens on the anniversary of when they first got out of the lair. Like a bittersweet reminder. So in the end of season 1, New York is definitely destroyed (renamed Old York), and a lot of people runs away. April's dad cut all relations with the turtles, and she's dragged away to Canada, while Casey and Hye-jin are being put in foster care in Philadelphia, waiting for their mom to take them back (she's all they have left... or is she ). The turtles and Splinter returns to Japan to the remaining Hamato Clan (the Foot clan and Shredder does the same), and everyone is severely traumatized.
yea but like, what does imagination give the Krang? why wouldn't they give up after such a huge disaster? Is it really that worth it? Do they have a way to know if someone humans/mutants have more imagination than others? (cause if that's the case, I'd imagine Mikey would be an easy target since he's is pretty creative)
cause like, imagination is just basically the ability to make a mental image of something you have or haven't seen/felt/experienced, do they really need that? how come the Utroms and Kraang don't have that actually? If by imagination you mean the ability to have be able to "see" things in your head (mind's eye), then well, some irl people don't have that, it's not that uncommon, but it's really not worth all this effort to get. If by imagination you mean creativity, (hehe, kinda like the Lego Movie plot) then "imagination" probably wouldn't be the right word what's your definition of imagination here, cause it's a bit confusing why the Kraang would want it dfhdfdf (and surprising that they don't already have it, depending on the definition)
I thought they didn't care about what happened to the humans? why would they want to stop them? Even with a few new human memories, would that change their morals?
Imagination is the ability to create things that aren't real nor possible in one's head. Imagination is an ability that only the humans possesses, and that was deemed interesting by the high-tech society of the Utroms to study. To study it they made a faction dedicated to it : the Kraangs. Over the course of their study they realized the potential of imagination for their specie (not to advance, they already can do that, but to create their own made-up stories, make themselves a culture much like the humans. They want that ability, to them it's like a superpower).
the things is that they don't get a few human memories, when they snatch the imagination they snatch the entirety of the human's memories, and feelings attached to them, essentially fusing the human with the Kraang. To the Kraang it's like they experienced all that the human experienced. If the human had a daughter, it was their daughter
so they have both their own memories and all the human's memories?
ya but like the human's memories is this super violent all of the sudden thing, it feels much more fresh and vibrant and important basically it gives them empathy
so like, in this, imagination is like a 'skill' you can give someone (like, one human's imagination = one Utrom/Krang being able to imagine) right? it's not like, a quantity or something
i mean "give" is a big word. They do kill the human in the process. It's an ability they steal. But yeah basically 1=1
so are some people's imagination better than some? I think that would make sense
i mean i guess it's an ability like anything else : if you train it it becomes stronger i guess children's imagination are better than adults in most cases
cause if so I'm pretty sure the Krang would probably try to find the best people to take imagination from like, they'd target artists and music composers, architects etc... (before they made the technodrome of course dfhdf, they wouldn't be picky anymore then since they'd just take it form the whole city)
mmh yeah true htey probably would i guess their research would be useful there oh myabe the way the turtles learn about the kraangs is because they capture mikey
i think they'd more likely have like a machine that pinpoints imagination like after years of research they probably made a scientific thingy that corresponds to imagination
does Splinter have pictures of them from when they were kids
I mean he has a shit ton of pictures of them at every age but most of them are extremely chaotics (nice non-chaotic non-blurry pictures are rare)
I think his favourite picture would be of when they were kids (not toddlers like 6/7) and Mikey had a "class" to teach his brothers to paint and it ended up as a paint fight and mikey would get really mad they didn't take it seriously and start crying and the picture would just be crying mikey and his brothers comforting him with poorly made paintings, the turtles and their surrouding covered in paint
very random question but do you think if colorcoded was ever made into a series/movie, would it be 2d or 3d animated?
i have already thought about it XDXD 2D all the way. I love 2D animation so much
I feel like 3d would be more adapted since the designs are pretty detailed but also 2d good,,,
i mean these designs were made with the thought that it would mostly be illustration based
if it had to be animated, the design would be simplified hgruihgeur
they probably have smoke bombs hgerhgire
Okay so you know how at the end of season 1 the turtles basically failed miserably to save NY ?
So i have yet to figure out season 2 but consider : they're being dragged in the mud and called out for it by [insert group of people here], and they're all traumatized and miserable Okay so what if at that point, Splinter never told them about his own failure as Yoshi Hamato And he finally tells them then
like they saw Splinter as an amazing flawless person and they get to see that he has failed too in the past,,
Okay so I keep thinking about it and WHAT IF During the entire NY catastrophe everyone got a good look at them/filmed them/took pictures so everyone knows about the 5 turtles that failed to save NY, and they get MASSIVE backlash from everywhere (internet, in the street, on the news... Meanwhile the governments are all pretending it's a hoax and mutants don't exists) So that doesn't help everyone's mental health, Splinter's story would help a bit but they'd still feel huge guilt from failing to save thz city. Then, amongst the hate, on internet a new # starts trending : #SavedByATurtle And it's like thousands of people saying that, yes, they failed to save the city, but if it weren't for the turtles they'd be dead. It starts on the internet and then it spreads (the news, books at some point), the idea that the turtles saved a SHIT TON of people. At some point a news channel does the math and announces they saved (at least) 3 million people with their different actions. Now yeah 3/19.5 is not ideal, but fuck that's 3 million people. (As time goes on the number keeps growing) Also at some point Steve vouches for them
Okay so I keep thinking about it but you know how in most of the TMNT it's always Leo/Raph relationship or arguing or whatever. I think in Colorcoded it'd be more Mikey/Raph.
Like I was thinking about several siblings interactions and I'm surprised that more often than not Mikey and Raph end up fighting For example, I was thinking of a Mikey/Donnie comic after the Leo/Raph one, where Donnie would feel like shit and Mikey would cheer him up before calling a brother meeting. Raph is bad at social interactions, even with his brothers he just has trouble figuring out what to say. So when Donnie is like "i'm worthless I know you'd give money for people to take me if you could". Raph answers with "If I were to sell you, don't worry, I'd sell Shelldon too so you won't be alone" Like he GENUINELY thinks it's the right thing to say there and he gets smacked by Mikey, anf they end up arguing
For another example, I was thinking after the Leo/Raph comic that maybe when Leo felt overwhelmed he'd give the lead to Raph (who doesn't want to lead, but will do so if it helps Leo, but only temporarily). So at some point he's leading and he accidentally put Donnie and Mikey in a lot of danger and when they return Mikey is furious and ask him "what the fuck were you thinking ?! You know Donnie and I's skills are lower than yours" "Yeah and ? Sounds like you need to train more often, not my problem." "It'll be your problem once you have our DEAD CORPSES ON YOUR HANDS" Then Leo would go "Mikey ! Stop !" Silence "You don't like how I do things ? Well what about you take the lead, Mikey ?" "I don't want to lead, I know my job I'm asking you to do yours !" "My job isn't to lead ! I'm not Leo !" Mikey looks at him up and down "Yeah I saw that." And then storms off
i'm genuinely surprised how much mikey's and raph's colorcoded character make them clash with eachothers like aight ngl did not expect that also Meets and Leo do argue a bit too. not as much as Mikey and Raph but they often have opposite views about what the team should do Donnie, who doesn't have enough self confidence to argue with anyone, stuck between 2 set of siblings arguing : )) :
Leo: "why can't everyone get along :,((("
donnie is just like "hh. hhhhh. time to stand there and wait awkwardly and hope it doesn't end up in bloodshed"
Aight so since i'm not sure i'll have time to draw it, I'm gonna lay out some Colorcoded comic plot I had in mind
So for Casey comic : Casey thanking Splinter for something (not shown) and he goes "Thank you Mister Splinter." "That's very polite Casey, but you can call me just Splinter." "Polite ? I'm not polite, Mister Splinter sir, polite is for the WEAK. I am super tough and strong and WHAT IS THAT" He proceeds to shriek and climb on top of Donnie "that's just Buckle Casey." "Buckle ????" "Yeah it's my little puppy pup. My good girl. Yes your are yessss you are" "HAVE YOU SEEN THAT JAW ??? AND WHERE ARE IT'S EYES ??? THIS IS A DEMON" "Casey may I know why out of everyone you decided to climb on me" "Obviously because you're taller" "Yeah, obviously mister tough strong guy"
Mikey/donnie comic : Mikey and Donnie are in mikey's workshop, and donnie is posing while Mikey is sketching a bunch of his head from different angle. "Yes I'm finally getting it !" "What's the point..." "Well I never capture you right in my family paintings you know ? It always bothered me but if I practice a lot, you'll finally look good !" "No, I mean what's the point of working this hard for me ? Just leave me out of the paintings..." "No can do D. It's a family picture not a family picture minus that one guy" "It's not like I'll be there for long..." Mikey pauses and looks up "What" "Come on Mikey. You all told me : you'd rather give money to get someone to take me than keep me here" "Donatello what are you talking about" "Earlier, when you guys were telling me how worthless I am. Clearly you don't want me around" "Donnie oh my god. We were joking. Did you really take it seriously ? We would never. None of us would. We love you so much, you're our baby brother. You're not worthless" "But I AM ! Everything I do is bad, I can never get anything right ! I'm always below average on everything. I'm a failure at everything. You guys are right." "That's not true ! You're an amazing scientist and healer ! You can do so many things" "No I can't ! The only reason I am healer is because I have common sense ! I'm no scientist I can't even weld something together without burning myself !"
Silence "I'll be right back don't move Don." Mikey runs to Raph's room and drags Leo and Raph back into his lab. "Donnie says he's worthless and that we want to sell him" Raph and leo in perfect harmony "what" "Because of the jokes we did earlier !" "Oh gosh Donnie I-I'm so sorry I didn't think you'd take it like that. You're amazing and we love you and we would never do that." Leo hugs Donnie znd keeps at least a hand on him until the end of the scene "Yeah, well don't worry Don, if we ever do sell you, we'll sell Shelldon with you so you're never alone" Raph gets smacked violently by Mikey while Leo goes "Raph ):< !" "HEY MIKEY ! What ??? What, what did I say wrong ??" Donnie looks devastated and about to have a breakdown "Raph apologize." "What, no ! And don't tell me what to do Michelangelo. I did nothing wrong" "Oh 'you did nothing wrong' ! What are you, stupid ?" Mikey and Raph start to argue in the back while Donnie shakes off Leo's hand and leave.
Later on, Donnie is captured by Baxter Stockman's mousers and he goes "To be captured that easily, this one must certainly be a burden to your team... Say, let's make a deal." Mikey, Raph and Leo are very on edge about to snap at any moment. "What deal" "Well, I'll take your friend there, and in exchange, I'll let you go and never bother you again. And you know what, I'll even throw in some money, what do you say, mh ? You are all quite the mutagene success and I've dreamed to dissect one of you. It's an excellent deal !" As he speaks we can see Donnie's face falling until he drops his head in defeat, like he knows they're going to say yes "What the fuck is wrong with you" "Yeah we're not selling our brother !" "You can take your stupid deal and shove it up where I think." They continue to berate Stockman (that looks very surprised), while Donnie is absolutely glowing in the back. After he's rescued he just leaps in and hugs his brothers tight with the biggest smile
Leo: cool leader Raph: angy fighter Mikey: artsy goofball Donnie: ANXIOUS GENIUS
Imagine Meets doing the windows shutting down sound zvgvdggf
they would just to annoy everyone fbhdf that would mean they can play any sound too imagine them blasting meme music or somthing when someone is being annoying
raph dropping his slice of pizza on hte wrong side Meets : "MMMH WHATCHA SAYYYY"
Raph: "Hey Meets can you stop playing music at random plea-" Meets: [NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA-] Mikey: Falls on his face during training Meet: [BADUM TSSSS]
Donnie : "wait so doesn't that mean you could talk using like radio or something ?" Meets : Meets : "beep boop"
while it doesn't really make sense that they can play these on themselves, WHAT IF, Casey or april or donnie found a bluetooth speaker and meets can just lock in and play whatever they want and they use it to prank
also now i think i accidentally coded colorcoded raph as autistic without realizing it
like -doesn't like hugs unless he iniates it -games. games is his life and how he deals with his burst of anger (his interest i guess then) -sensory issues well now if I do intentionally code him autistic ima have to do some research hugirger
about raph's possible autism I've also made him like super awkward socially with everyone new he meets until he gets to know them even a little bit and also tend to avoid people and go to pets and such and like idk nhgirejhugeruj maybe that's also accidental autism code idk
I guess so gherieugr I also don't like loud noises i can't control like for example when you go tap tap tap against your plate to make smth fall off your spoon it's very bad noise, makes me flinch and cover my ear
Meets is the baby sibling and they're using it to their advantage
leo and raph have an on going fight about who is the oldest
leo says he is the oldest and raph says he is the oldest what does Splinter have to sat about that fdvhdf does he not say anything cause he likes the drama
"ohhhhh well I forgot whoops" yeah basically
casey and april are in the same class casey had to retake a year at some point
COLORCODED TMNT MASTERPOST
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Also, I called Raph being ready to throw hands at someone who makes fun of his brothers.
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Plot Twist I finished s3 of TMNT 2003 today and man do I have a lot to say.
warning: this post is going to be long. I watched 14 episodes today somehow
- ok so I didn’t watch the cristmas ep today but I just wanna say real quick. If they were waiting on Mikey for hours why didn’t they call him? He has a phone
- anyways the first ep I watched to day was The Lesson
- *flashback montage of Master Splinter telling the turtles not to go to the surface*
April: so what did you guys do?
Leo: oh we went to the surface immediately
- how did young Casey not notice the turtles had green skin + 2 fingers? How does no one ever notice that?
- Angel :)
- it’s nice to see her again
- Bejing is still floating in the sky?? I had thought it was lowered back down to earth when New York was
- Karai :)
- oh Professor Honeycutt isn’t dead
- wait the turtles didn’t know the underground ancient civilization was Atlantis?? I thought they knew?? I thought they already outright said that
- ok so I watched these episodes today. But I watched 14 of them. So I don’t remember which episode some things happened in :/
- how old is Renet? I feel like she’s about the turtles’ ages given how she looks + acts
- ^ she just kinda gives off the general vibe of being a teen
- so the Draco-Ultimate Ninja fusion thing was. Uh. Well, I didn’t expect that
- hmm I can’t think of anything to say about Hun on the Run, but it was a neat episode
- ok so now for episodes Reality Check - The Real World pt 2
- um. What the hell
- I.
- skshskshsjshsk
- first off Ultimate Draco or whatever they’re called is not pleasing to look at, but I think that was the point. So good job to whoever designed them, they’re really ugly
- aight so Mikey was just saying how he loves comics + superheroes and then he gets sent to a dimention where he + his brothers are superheroes
So Mikey is having an awsome time! Good for him! When Ultimate Draco sent them to different dimentions I was worried they were all going to have horrible times
- Raph had been working on his motercycle and he gets sent to a dimention w a planets-wide motercycle race
And he gets to ride one of the motercycles! And wins 2 races! So Raph is also having a good time, good for him :)
- w hat the f u c k.. .
- so Donnie seems to have been sent to a dystopian future where everything sucks instead of a different dimention
- what did Donnie do to deserve this :(
- I. Ok but like genuinely. Is he traumatized now?? I feel like that would be a traumatizing experience.
- one second he’s at home w his family + the next second he’s in the ruins of his home + Mikey lost an arm? + it’s been over 30 years?? + the Shredder has taken over the world?! + Master Splinter, his dad, is dead. + Leo and Raph got into a worse fight than usual and both decided to go solo or something. + Raph is missing an eye?? + Leo has tons of scars + the world is just in general a disaster. + so he wants to try and make things better. So he reunites his brothers and makes a plan to take down the Shredder. And so they attack the Shredder. + then Mikey dies. + then Leo dies. + then Raph dies. + the plan succeeds, the Shredder is defeated, but all his family is dead. They won but he’s the only one left. His brothers lie on the battlefield, dead. And then suddenly he’s standing next to his brothers, the same age as him again, alive and just how he last saw them
- like?????????? I thought this was a kid’s show what the f u c k?????????????????
- also he had no way of knowing he’d be brought back to his time. As far as he knew he had to live in that miserable future forever with all his family dead and himself 30+ years behind
- like. Excuse me????????? Someone please get him some therapy :(
- I just. Like. You can’t just go through that and then be fine afterwards
- ok moving on to my thoughts other than Donnie Needs Therapy Now
- Karai had fully grey hair which makes me think she’s somewhere around 60 in this episode, does that mean she’s 30ish in the normal episodes??
- the wiki won’t tell me how old anyone is so I have to guess for everyone :( the only ones I kinda know how old they are is the turtles bc they’re teenage mutant ninja turtles, it’s literally in the title they’re teens
- please get Donnie some therapy
- I don’t think I will ever recover from this episode
- also apologies for the swears, I just cannot comprehend this episode
- this episode was really dark.
- moving on because I do have thoughts on the rest of the episodes
- Leo gets to go to Usagi’s dimension + visit his friend :)
- absolutely wonderful for Leo! He gets to hang out with his bestie and fight bad guys! All in all a good experience :)
- Usagi’s dimension is kinda saturated. This might just be compared to the battle nexus one, but I thought it was interesting
- Leo is why his brothers were glitchy in their episodes! I had not thought that was why
- so can Ultimate Draco shapeshift then? And what happened to the real Gyuji (I think that was his name)? He had fallen into the portal, too
- what happened to the Daimyo?
- ok I think that’s it for those episodes. So now the last 3 of the season
- I think it’s safe to say I hate Bishop
- literally what the shell my dude
- is he human? That’s a genuine question, he doesn’t seem to be human.
- ok so. Could they have theoretically had Donnie + Professor Honeycutt secretly mess w the spaceship so that it’d like. Explode or stop working or something once it reached space so that the Shredder wasn’t on earth but also wasn’t a danger to every other planet. Or would that be too risky + likely to fail?
Just wondering ‘cause I kinda thought they were gonna do that at first
- the Shredder literally told Karai about his Very Evil plans to take over the galaxies and murder innocents. Karai, bestie, please tell me you can tell he’s evil
- it looked like she stabbed Leo in the gut, how was that his shoulder??
- so.. remember how just the other episode Donnie saw all his brothers die? Well, Leo just got stabbed and then proceeded to lie unconscious on the ground for several minutes. I feel like that’d be kinda terrifying
- just saying. Please give Donnie some therapy
- so. If the Shredder directly caused millions of innocents to die. Wouldn’t he get the death sentence?? Like. I don’t know what crimes get what punishments but I was pretty sure that if you on purpose got millions killed then you got the death sentence. Is it so that the Shredder can come back again later?
- Karai, bestie, I get he raised you. But did you miss the part where he causes millions of people to die? Also he’s not even dead.
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Speculation on the new eps:
Sidekick Ahoy!: Sooo, I guess they’re going with Jim just being a bit off his rocker and not straight up evil, which is nice. Like other people have said, pretty much EVERY idol the boys and April have had have turned out to be evil, so it’d be nice if Jim was still a decent guy, if a bit unhinged, and didn’t just try to kill or use them all the time. If anything, maybe the Turtles interacting with him more will help bring him back to reality a bit, since he’s pretty isolated. Plus between Dr. Noe, The Purple Dragons, Baxter Stockboi, Tim Dunkman and now whoever is selling the brownies in the next ep, the Turtles could reaaaally use some more human allies. So, yeah, please don’t make him evil
Anyway, as for the plot, I could see it being another sort of Brother VS Brother thing like in ‘Lair Games’ since they all wanna be his sidekick, and in the end we get that classic “I wanna win but not if it means giving up my family” moral - which is fine! Nothing wrong with a familiar story or lesson, and I’m sure the animation and jokes will help keep the ep entertaining
The Hidden City Job: YAAAAAY MORE HIDDEN CITY! Also SENOR HUESO! I feel like we haven’t seen him OR Run of the Mill in ages (which is funny cause in season 1 we had like three eps in a row of Run of the Mill, lol). Anyway, I have no doubt that Piel’s ‘redemption’ is just a scam to get his skele-bro’s help, and I have a feeling that it’s gonna sort of parallel the Draxum storyline where Hueso’s mindset ends up kinda being like Mikey’s, where you should try to help family when you can. However, this ep will add to that mindset “yes, you can try to help family, but you can’t change them - not unless they want to change too.” And it kinda ends ambiguously, hinting at both a Draxum relapse and redemption, where Leo’s not sure which Draxum’s going to choose, but remaining cautious nonetheless.
OR maybe Piel wants to change but is struggling, and it becomes a question of “do you make this person’s problems your own because you care about them/they’re family, even when those problems can cause other issues?” and “can someone really change their ways?” Maybe seeing Piel struggle and eventually make a choice for the better convinces Leo that there’s a chance Draxum could feel the same - that there’s a part of him that would be willing to change and start to be better. Either way, I’m excited! ^v^
Always Be Brownies: OKAY CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING? I just... It was already great seeing the turtles treat April as an equal/their big sis, but seeing Splinter treat her like a daughter and a partner in crime is just an absolute treat ^v^ They’ve got a great dynamic, work together really well, and I love how much they care about and trust each other, having each other’s backs while still snarking at one another. 
Anyway, I have no idea who these “dangerous middle school brownie sellers” could be. Like, are they gonna be actual girl scouts selling brownies *thinks of that one iCarly subplot with Spencer and the fudge balls* or is it going to be a bunch of rogue bake sale moms who’ve gotten their hands on mystic ingredients? Honestly, I don’t know which one would be funnier, so either way this ep will probably be a good time ^v^
Mystery Meat: When I saw that Draxum would be living and working near April, this was EXACTLY what I was hoping for ^v^ Also I’m glad that April can get a spotlight ep without any of the turtles - I think that kinda proves what a strong character she is, that you can just throw her into any situation and it’s still interesting and fun. 
Anyway, I’m wondering if this ep will actually further or develop Draxum’s character any or if it’ll just be a farce. ...Honestly, as much as I’m on TeamDadxumRedemption, I’m fine with either. It’s still early in the season, and after only getting 8 Draxum appearances last season, I’m just happy to see him getting more screentime ^v^ Though I wonder if the mystery meat monster will be done on accident or on purpose, what motives he had behind creating it if it WAS on purpose, and if seeing human kids scared/at risk of getting hurt up close will kinda get him to see that “okay maybe this is kinda messed up”. 
He always talks about humans either in a past tense or in an ‘in general’ way, like they’re some giant force or giant army. So, seeing their day-to-day lives up close and kinda humanizing them (pun unintended) in his mind could help in the long run of making him see that yeah, though humans are awful sometimes and yokai should be allowed to live on the surface, maybe you shouldn’t just go around killing/mutating them either because they’re still alive too, and they aren’t too different from the kids of the Hidden City. 
Anywho, those are just my thoughts. I’m excited about The Hidden City Job and Mystery Meat the most, but they should all be pretty fun and enjoyable, I would think. The only thing that’s missing is an update on the Foot which, I’ll admit, is starting to feel just a liiiiiittle bit overdue at this point... But Rise is usually pretty good at picking up plot points and not letting them hang too long, and we saw that one screenshot of Raph and Foot Lt. on DVE’s twitter, so I’m guessing we’ll finally see the Foot again and learn what they’ve been up to in episode 8 or 9.
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So... What are these tmnt parallels to ff xv that you were talking about in your tags? ;D
Why would you do this to me D:
My usual “I don’t like Gladio sorry lol” warning applies in the below, so don’t read if you don’t wanna see people talkin’ shit about your boy:
I think the main overarching parallel is pretty obvious - you’ve got a tale of four ‘brothers’ trained for combat, operating as a team, fighting in self-defence against self-appointed villains. As the ‘brothers’ progress they find other helpful allies and you can see the beginnings of the found family concept that is such a crucial ingredient for success in TMNT … although IMO FFXV doesn’t spend enough time developing or getting the player to care about these allies to really make the cut. It’s all about the bros.
In terms of character parallels, I think there’s room for debate but personally I run with the following:
Prompto - by far the easiest. Prompto is warm, empathic, caring, emotionally sensitive, socially needy and overcompensates for low self-esteem by overrunning his mouth and acting like a joker to distract from his flaws and make people like him. This is Michelangelo all over. He certainly ‘does machines’, however, so as the tech geek of the group he stole Don’s trait there.
Prompto also loves animals as much as Noct does. Given that Mikey adopts a kitten in several turtleverses, this is totally a Michelangelo thing.
Gladio - gruff, unforgiving, believes in tough love and challenging rather than nurturing/coddling, outwardly self-confident, frequently an asshole to their leader. This seems like a pretty clear-cut Raphael on the surface … but I hate this parallel because I feel like it does Raph such an injustice, and as he is my favourite turtle …
See, the reason I say that he’s like Bad Fanfic Raphael is that bad fanfic Raphael is 100% gruff asshole with no empathy and no acknowledgement of his own flawed behaviour. Canon Raphael has kind of a mushy centre obscured by his bad temper. He’s prone to emotional outbursts and easily manipulated because of it. He pretends not to care about shit but he actually cares about EVERYTHING a WHOLE LOT at 200% INTENSITY ALL OF THE TIME. He especially cares about his bros and would die for them a thousand times over, whether it was necessary and whether they wanted him to or not, because his extreme emotional volatility makes him tend towards self-destruction. Now, different turtleverses have handled this differently, some badly and some well. The worst show off Raph’s bullying tendencies in ways that make him the clearest parallel to Gladio, quite frankly. In his worst presentations he can come across as abusive and awful.
The best, however, make Raphael actively try to deal with his temper and sincerely try and make up for his wrongdoings, especially when they were wrongdoings against his family. His outbursts aren’t usually within his control but there’s a strong sense of striving for self-improvement there, and trying not to take out his problems on the people he cares about. When he does, he feels bad about it and is prone to blaming/hating on himself. That sense of constant struggle with himself and his behaviour is what makes people root for him.
I very rarely, practically never got that sense with Gladio - perhaps only recently in Episode Ignis where he yells at Iggy about answering his phone, and then repents a little in the very next line. He’s generally all hard, rough edges, and when he’s an unsympathetic arse to Noct and Prompto (admittedly he’s less hard on Iggy, but how can you fault perfection), it all feels targeted and deliberate to shame them and manipulate them into performing better. He’s not a shield - he’s a blunt instrument that he thinks can be used to beat perfection and diligence into those he cares about and I really dislike him for his often bullying tactics. Besides a love for cup noodles I just never feel like there’s anything to him besides aggressively fulfilling his duty and driving Noct to drink.
TL;DR he is Raphael with nary a sign of the necessary mushy centre to make him as empathetic.
Ignis - Left these 2 until last because I find there’s a lot of room for debate on exactly how they fall. Ignis is disciplined, highly intelligent, pragmatic, efficient, strategically-minded and a motherlode of righteous sass. His level of dedication to his bros is also several layers of heaven above anyone else’s. He’s also definitely the ‘mom’ of the group, making sure everyone is well fed and their clothes are darned because damned if everyone’s showing him up running around in tatters. We’ve also seen in the recent DLC how much and how quickly he’s willing to sacrifice everything for Noct.
This isn’t a straightforward match. His logical thinking, book smarts, clever strategies and legendary sass make him a good match for Donatello, but there are a LOT of Leonardo parallels to consider: for starters, he arguably shows much more leadership and initiative than Noct throughout the entire game. Being the nagging mom of the team is classic Leo behaviour, as is (I reckon) the idea of unthinking crazy self-sacrifice for a brother (personally I think Donnie would be a little bit more rational and cautious about things, though if push came to shove, he’d certainly do the same in desperate times). The fact that Ignis gets blinded halfway through the game is also an uncanny match for a particular version of Leo that I’ll get onto in a bit.
It leans so far towards Leo that I have a hard time classing him 100% as Donatello, but there are a few things that I just can’t ignore in aligning Noct to Leonardo. Just let it be known that I was very torn on the decision xD
Noctis - lazy, undisciplined, resents his responsibilities, craves junk food, muffles his true emotions behind a screen of indolent apathy, has to be dragged kicking and screaming into fulfilling his role as leader and King. Absolutely none of this says ‘Leonardo’ … or does it? Leo is the leader of the turtles but he does struggle with the weight of the responsibilities dropped on his shoulders by his father (and the universe I guess). There have certainly been canon occasions when it’s all become too much for him, or he’s reacted badly to the pressure. Also, as much as he hates it, Noct rises to the occasion eventually. As this is such a core theme of his character, it’s too strong a point for the Leonardo match to ignore.
Noctis is also pretty quiet, guarded and introspective (or at least comes across that way in the English version of the game), which lines up nicely. He clashes frequently with Gladio over whether or not he’s doing a good job. He tends to deal with problems internally rather than try and talk them out. All fine for the match.
There are few real Donatello links here (aside from one plot-related thing, which again I’ll get to in the next section). It makes his character parallel a matter of necessity in one sense. Noctis is the de facto leader, not always by deed but certainly by destiny, and by the significance of this role alone he shuffles into Leo’s spot … although the better turtleverses don’t glorify Leo into main character spot quite so much.
Same As It Never Was
So, if you’ve ever watched the 2003 series of TMNT, you may remember an episode called Same As It Never Was from season 3. In this episode, one of the turtles gets spirited out of time and off into an alternate future where he literally disappeared on that day, the Shredder has taken over the planet, everything is awful, lots of people are dead, and humanity is clinging on by way of a desperate resistance movement. Only when the prodigal turtle returns can they band together with enough momentum to finally defeat the enemy.
Sound familiar? >:3
Now, in SAINW (as it is affectionately known by everyone it emotionally destroyed), it’s Donatello who gets pulled into the future, not our Leo-parallel, Noct. Leonardo is also generally assumed to be blind in this ep, although it’s never explicitly stated but suggested by behaviour and his dark glasses. More fuel for the Ignis-is-Leo and Noct-is-Donatello debate perhaps!
Anyways, that’s all I got for the moment. You asked for it D:
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so here’s my conversation with my friend, @guide-to-the-galaxy, as i and a sibling of mine watched the Lone Rat and Cubs episode.
spoilers: i didn’t like it, this is pretty short, and basically just a lot of dissatisfaction with canon.
 onthespectrumwriting:
so. me and my lil sis are watching the lone rat and cubs thing rn
 onthespectrumwriting:
already i am dragging it hardcore
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Ive been so out of the loop i honestly forgot to watch it😂😂 my bro did but i was asleep
 onthespectrumwriting:
I’m only 3 mins in. I’ll tell you what quality it is as I go
 onthespectrumwriting:
okay so splinter /knew/ there were weirdo inhuman guys looking for them above ground all these years, but didn't think to mention that to his kids even once???
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Not very responsible:////
 onthespectrumwriting:
not liking the designs for the turtles at all
they are Bad
very bad
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Ugly alien boys
 onthespectrumwriting:
extremely so
 onthespectrumwriting:
jeeeez master splinter used to be hardcore
what happened to that????
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
He got lazy and depended on his sons to fight his battles
 onthespectrumwriting:
fffffff
yeah basically
great parenting skills dude, shove all the babies inside a cardboard box
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
I heard he thought they were pets like bruh theyre making baby noises they aint turtles
Not the pet kind anyways
 onthespectrumwriting:
also: do the people who make this show know anything about fucking kids???
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Nope
 onthespectrumwriting:
i helped raise three of them, this ain't how kids act
at all
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Omg is it that bad😂😂 i have to see this misinterpreted version of bbys
 onthespectrumwriting:
i'm screaming
this is terrible
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Ohhh noo😭😭😭
 onthespectrumwriting:
I HATE
THE DIALOGUE
WITH MY ENTIRE SOUL
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Splinters dialogue or the weird noises these kids make?
 onthespectrumwriting:
the kid noises AND kid dialogue
and would it have really killed them to get child actors to play the kid versions of the turtles?? are they /really/ that low on funds?
this isn't A) how kids talk and B) how kids SOUND
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Yeah it just sounded awkward in the previews I hated it
 onthespectrumwriting:
i can't even enjoy the growing fatherness to splinter
its overshadowed by the horribleness of the turtle tots
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
😂😂😂 i neeed to watch this
 onthespectrumwriting:
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*kill bill sirens*
splinter's kid gets hurt and he LOSES IT
that’s at least something to his new parenthood
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Aw well thats nice
 onthespectrumwriting:
"still full of fury, i see" - splinter @ his month old son, raph
but like
no???
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
He's a baby
Babys cant...
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Have...fury???
Idk like i know thats just supposed to try and characterize but
 onthespectrumwriting:
jfc none of these people know ANYTHING about children
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
No
 onthespectrumwriting:
yeah and he just recieved a lifelong scar injury to his chest- the crack- right after getting run over by a fucking shopping cart and falling down at least twenty steps-
and raph just laughs??
this
this is not how babies work, my dude
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
They cry if they trip
Let alone get hit by a cart
 onthespectrumwriting:
i hate this so much
also: splinter has exactly no legs to stand on about lecturing raph on his temper, seeing as every time he's fought in this ep he's had like
Severe Angry Eyes
 onthespectrumwriting:
and goes overkill p much each fight
yes splinter let your babies play with your deadly ninja weaponry as you run full tilt mid battle
good dad behavior
and then he has an internal monologue moment WHILE THEY'RE STILL BEING PURSUED to think about how he wants to be a master and a dad
and how he might get a second chance now
but like
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Oh no writers what are you doing???
 onthespectrumwriting:
its sticks out to me that he says "master" before he says "father"??
its kind of telling about his character tbh
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
He just wanted kids to fight his battles
 onthespectrumwriting:
sensei before father is pretty much the gist of this series' splinter and i hate it
now he's lost his kids in the sewer nice
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
He had one job
 onthespectrumwriting:
splinter why is it suddenly so hard to lift One shopping cart UNDERWATER??
physics are fake as it turns out
nice to know
OH NOW THE TURTLES CAN SWIM?
okay, sure.
why does the sewer connect directly into a train station exactly?
that's...  not supposed to happen
i would not want a sewer thing to connect into my subway
 onthespectrumwriting:
oh god
*sighs*
he assigned them all weapons based on what they played with as fucking babies
not on how their individual skillsets work as actual students as they got older
OH AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY TO MIKEY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
to leo he says: “The katana. A royal samurai weapon for those with courage and keen skill.”
to raph he says: “The sai. For a fierce and fearless warrior, who will always fight the hardest for his family.”
to donnie he says: “The bo staff. For a thoughtful soul, and a peaceful heart.” (idk about that last comment but okay)
and to mikey he says: “The nunchaku. Because…. uh….. *audibly sweats* they are perfect for you!”
everyone else gets something spiritual blah blah blah and mikey's told that??
?????
fuck this. they can’t even give him this, when the family situation wasn’t utter shit.
and.... that's it. that's the episode.
so. mutual agreement between me and my sib.
this sucked.
 guide-to-the-galaxy:
Its just
It could be so good
But its just not
 onthespectrumwriting:
no it is not. :///
 onthespectrumwriting:
and all this, after we had such solid eps with usagi??
*deepest sigh of all*
well. here's to hoping the vampire arc soothes the hives this episode gave me.
one last thing:
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i hate the turtle tots so much
they look like fucking muppet puppets.
i’ll probably see them in my dreams tonight. taunting me with my sins and telling me how i’ll die.
onethespectrumwriting:
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these are good boys i’d protect with my life.
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these are gremlins i’d run over with my nonexistant car.
thanks nick.
really.
excuse me while i go grab a drink. i have to wash this whole disaster out of my system by force.
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