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Fazbear Frights' "Count the Ways" except that instead of bullying Millie like everyone else then likely killing her, Funtime Freddy becomes both her new (and maybe only) friend and the *devil on her shoulder,* by enabling, encouraging and even suggesting ideas to her getting back at people for making her feel like shit, and eventually become more morally comfortable with it. (Grandpa is on the good book tho.)
"Silly Millie, why even be the 'bigger person' when you can just start biting people??"
"Uh, I was thinking of either making the school think Dylan was dating Hannah behind Brooke's back, or maybe ask your help to swap his grades with Timmy's so that he won't make it to the esports team due to low grades?"
*tearing up* "They grow up so fast..."
#fnaf#fazbear frights#count the ways#funtime freddy#millie fitzsimmons#jellycream speaks#they become a r/pettyrevenge AND r/nuclearrevenge duo#Nobody gets killed which disappoints funfred just a lil but damn if he doesnt have a blast making people miserable with millie
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Choosing violence from now on.
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A barmaid laughed at my drink order.
I was on holiday with my son (14) and we were watching the football in a bar in the evening. I don't really drink but do enjoy a cocktail while on holiday. The server came by and asked if we wanted drinks, I asked for a Pina Colada and she sniggered a little at the order and kind of laughed out an "okay" then walked off to make it.
This annoyed me a little, I'm just a grown man wanting to drink a tasty cocktail what's wrong with that? When she brought the drink back I got my petty revenge. As she was placing the drink on the table I said, "My mum loved these, God rest her. I always have one on the anniversary of her death to remember her." She looked horrified and tried to shuffle off quickly, so I asked her for a cocktail stirrer so she had to come back again. When she came back I took a sip from the straw, kissed my hand and pointed to the sky trying to look sad. She was so visibly uncomfortably I had to stifle my own laughs.
She noticeably avoided our table multiple times after this.
Source: reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge
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Reddit in DC would so funny and equally disturbing. Like so shit can happen in one day
I can definitely picture it
The death of Jason Todd shows up so often on r/UnsolvedMysteries that the mods had to ban the topic
And in doing so, they deleted the post that said Jason came back when Superman punched a hole in reality and became the Red Hood
(It only had 3 upvotes anyway)
Tim uses a burner account to expose big businesses on r/LateStageCapitalism
Meanwhile Dick has a burner account for making bad puns in comments that frequently end up screenshotted on r/AngryUpvote
Bruce made exactly one post—an AITA post about whether he's in the wrong for banning his anti-hero son from using guns against Gotham's worst repeat offenders
And that post ends up on r/OddlySpecific
There's a thread called r/TheButtsMatch where people match random butts to Batman's
r/ItsABird is for Robin sightings
And r/ItsAPlane is for Kryptonian sightings
Starfire's post explaining Tamaranean anatomy ends up at the top of r/AlienAnatomy
r/shittyaskscience is filled with questions like "Why do Robins get shorter" or "What would happen if humans ate Kryptonite" or "Can I go nyoom with the Speed Force"
Someone finds a Lantern ring for $15 on r/ThriftStoreHauls
Someone else finds Roy and Oliver's lost arrows for $1 each at Goodwill
(That second one was Dinah)
TIFU stories include a mix of everyday life ("TIFU by calling my football coach dad") and stories involving superheroes ("TIFU by calling Wonder Woman dad")
r/OnlyInGotham is the Gotham memes thread
At this point superhero news only makes it to the Reddit front page if the world is literally about to end
So like… every other month
Damian tried to join Reddit and Tim ratted him out for not being old enough
Tim only did it as r/pettyrevenge for Damian stealing his new sweatshirt
Harper and Cullen host an AMA together as Bluebird where they answer superhero questions with wrong answers only
Babs does a voice session, but it's not about superheroes at all—it's just IT stuff with other computer nerds
Selina posts on r/relationshipadvice about how her husband sometimes goes to bed in his fursuit and it weirds her out, and Bruce immediately finds it and comments "don't act like you don't do the same"
Duke got banned from r/family because they thought he was making up stories
Steph is the admin of r/BreakfastFood
And the mods are Alfred, Martha Kent, Bart Allen, and Matter-Eater Lad
Cass wrote a True Off My Chest post where she confessed to eating the last of Alfred's cookies and blaming Dick
The most popular r/MaliciousCompliance post was from a former Batburgers employee who went home to change in the middle of a busy shift because his manager insisted that Harley Quinn wasn't a hero and thus he couldn't wear her logo on his shirt to work
r/Batman is actually filled with photos of dark blobs with two pointy ends that vaguely resemble Batman, i.e. inkblots or people's cats
Jason gets banned from that for posting pictures of Bruce
#ask#anonymous#batfamily#batfam#batman family#dc comics#headcanon#reddit#tw death mention#tw food mention#tw swearing
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Post by Titfortat101 on r/pettyrevenge
I purposely farted in front of guy at the gym because he wouldn't take no for an answer.
So a few things. I go to the gym to workout and decompress I don't see it as a place to be social. I wear large over ear headphones.
I was at the gym and just finished one my sets for deadlifts, when a guy walks over. This is something I'm used to (despite how much I dislike it) but he starts talking to me and I'm able to pick up he's flirting. I'm polite and waiting for the proper moment to end the conversation.
When he asks for my number I decline. He keeps talking and going into the usual shtick of "why not?" And "come on". At that point I'm very uncomfortable and also annoyed because my workout timer has already gone off and it past time for me to start my next set.
I put on my big girl pants and tell him he's making me uncomfortable and I just want to finish my workout. Does he leave? No! He keeps talking now going on about "how he didn't mean it like that" and "he's not a bad guy." No actual apology to be found.
Now during this entire interaction I've had to fart. I was being polite and holding it in until he left but seeing as he's not I think
"well I know a way to get him to leave."
As he's STILL talking I let it go. It's silent but rather smelly. It only takes about 2 seconds for him to catch a whiff. He stops talking and the face he makes is too much that I have to bite my lip to stop laughing.
That's when he give me a look of "are you serious" and then finally leaves. And I'm left alone to finish my workout.
Alt text included in image also.
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Give us more Haru lore 👀
GLADLY but I can't reveal too much bc of spoilers since my GF and I are working on a thing together about the foxxo and her dragon husband uwu we hope to release it very soon. For now I can tell you a bit of her background + about her.
Haru is from the spirit realm and she comes from a very wealthy and highly respected family. She was born around the Heian Period , Kannin Era (year 1021). She was born as a small fox and couldn't shapeshift properly into a human-like form until she was about 7 years old as she wasn't able to control her abilities and powers let alone figure out how (she was just a child after all), thus making her a late bloomer (in her parent's eyes that is, they always put too much pressure on her and have high expectations).
Now having 9 tails, Haru has better control over her powers and has many abilities such as:
Multiplying herself - At most she can make 9 clones of herself. She leaves one clone at home to keep watch over the house while she is working with her husband, Norio.
Fox familiars - Haru can hear and see everything through her fox familiars, wherever they are she will hear and see all. She is everywhere, yet nowhere. Her familiars are very useful in the type of work she does at night (assassin). During the day she assists her husband (who is a CEO) with work and often times he likes to steal one of her familiars cuz they are sooo cute and technically her. His wifey is just soooo cute and fluffy you know.
Shapeshifting / Transformation - She can turn into either a small fox, medium fox or an even larger size; larger than a house even. She can also transform into the opposite sex or a small child, usually to trick others. Haru often likes to transform as her husband just for fun. When she transforms as other people the only way you can tell she isn't legit is when you see a sakura birthmark on her forehead.
Illusion Manipulation / Dream Manipulation - Pretty much speaks for itself I think. Haru can make illusions seem so real and trap you within it that you might not ever come to reality. She revels in breaking others' mentality for fun or when one dares cross her. Foxes love to play tricks after all and she is very petty, she will not be the bigger person if someone messes with her. She is the epitome of r/pettyrevenge. Definitely don't do weed before encountering her.
And much more.
Haru may seem scary,,, but ,,well,,, she really is. She is mischievous, cryptic and loves to manipulate others for her own gain. To see one squirm underneath her gaze brings her delight but she is harmless if you show her respect and treat her kindly, she will treat you the same in return. Hell, maybe even give her offerings in food, like strawberry daifuku, fried tofu or even a hamburger and she might give you her protection. But absolutely do not betray her trust.
Around her husband she is just so affectionate and cheerful towards him. She even has a bit of a silly side such as pouncing into the snow when no one is looking and has a habit of snatching her hubby's belongings so she can be chased by him. Those fox instincts you know. Nyoom.
Thank you so much! I'm sorry this got long > < I just love my kon kon girl so much.
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Catching up with Ninjago and Aspheera my beloved... I could make her worse. I could show her r/pettyrevenge.
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Dear next door neighbor,
For the past two nights your dog (who is quiet for the entire rest of the day, mind you) has been in your backyard barking its fool head off from 11pm to 2 am.
The police have been called for noise complaints by myself and multiple other neighbors, but the local county sheriff dept apparently doesn't address "barking dog complaints" at night.
We, your neighbors, have also tried to talk to you, but either you're not at home or you've been ignoring us when we show up on your doorstep to address the issue directly with you.
I swear to any deity that will listen to me, if your dog keeps me up again tonight, I will spend my sleep-deprived hours plotting a scheme the likes of which you've never experienced, and I will make you Reddit-famous when the story is eventually recounted on the r/PettyRevenge sub-reddit.
Sincerely yours,
Me
P.S.
No animals will be harmed in the serving of my revenge. I am a pet parent myself and don't blame the dog for this situation. Not their fault they were adopted by shitty/lazy/entitled people. If I have my way (and I will if I lose another night of sleep), the damage inflicted will be psychological and monetary towards the humans who are supposed to be "responsible pet owners".
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"My laundry is not that exciting, I'm not gonna giggle with excitement when folding my underwear." - The Click, r/PettyRevenge - Vengeance is best served Petty 💅
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I wish I could just link this to reddit, but apparently that is too difficult for me...
https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/10fgrkx/how_i_gutted_my_hoa/
This is my new obsession
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so much of r/pettyrevenge is just “so-and-so was a bitch to me and so i SHOWED THEM by doing something exponentially worse and definitely illegal” and the comments are just like “omg QUEEN 😍”
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r/pettyrevenge is one of the most insufferable subreddits out there
#just read a post and i dont care if its real or not the guy got waaaayy too into writing it and never actually explained why his ninth grade#english teacher deserved petty revenge—other than letting him redo assignments he didnt do correctly#the example he gave of a ridiculous bad grade she gave him was that the rhyme scheme of the sonnet he wrote was wrong…well that is kind of#part of the format of the poem! its not in fact arbitrary and your teacher is well within her rights to say that its not right when you dont#do it right! people get so butthurt when women tell them theyre wrong even as 14 year olds 😭
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r/PettyRevenge is a fucking insane place because all the posts are like "This guy was mean to me so I've been pissing into his coffee" and all the comments are like "wow this restored my faith in humanity. You are a hero."
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I changed my husband’s autocorrect after an affair.
ETA: their affair was several years ago, and I thought it had ended. I found out very recently that it hadn’t. I’m getting my ducks in a row, but this is still fresh. If you’ve ever had your phone auto-correct a word for you, it’s pretty insistent. (Think of the word duck). Every time you write a certain four letter word, you known its going to correct to duck, but yall are saying you never write the word duck instead?
Several years ago my husband told me I couldn’t work out with him since I didn’t “take it seriously enough”. Since then, he’s started working out with his female coworker, and my former friend, who we’ll call Brenda. They track calories, diet and weight together, he writes workout plans for her “problem areas”, and they spend close to 60 hours a week together between work, workouts, and hikes and walks with her and her children. One day, he was texting with her, and he made a joke about being out of shape and sounding like a beluga whale when he ran. She said belugas sounded cute, and it became a weird af inside joke for the two of them. I found out they were having an affair, so I went into his phone and changed settings so that whenever he typed “Brenda” it autocorrected to “beluga”. Beluga and my husband are in several group chats at work, and my husband looks like an ah each time he calls Brenda a whale in said chats. On an entirely unrelated note, does anyone know if it’s possible to adopt/sponsor a beluga? I may know someone who’s interested.
Source: reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge
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