whatta ya got in that thing, a brick?
Betty time
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Magitober Day I - Puella Historia
"And what I saw there was... The figure of Gunhild, with countless swords piercing her body..."
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Me: "Here's the money stolen by the stonelord."
Bank Dude: "And not even a whisker light! Gods, you're a boring bastard. [...] Here, take this vault key. You'll find something of thanks inside."
Me, who already robbed every single vault in this building:
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My Darling Neurodivergents,
As my brother and I have sensory issues with hair, I was wondering if other ND folks have problems. This may just be an us thing, but hey, maybe we can start a support group if there are more of us.
Also, please reblog for bigger sample size!
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Vhagar has seen many incredible things that no human alive ever has or ever will.
The Field of Fire.
The construction of King's Landing and the Red Keep.
Aemond Targaryen's last true laugh.
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OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! SO IF A “PUBLISHED AUTHOR OF FANTASY” WRITES ABOUT EATING THE SOULS OF POLITICANS TO SUMMON A DEMON IT’S “LITERARY CONTENT”, BUT WHEN I DO IT, IT’S A “HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE WHITE HOUSE” AND “THE NECRONOMICON SECTION DOESN’T EXIST PLEASE CHECK BARNES AND NOBLE”, WELL WHAT IF I WANT TO SUPPORT SMALL BUISNESSES AND DON’T WANT TO LOOK AT BARNES AND NOBLE BRENDA!!!
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